Dumbledore stood in Wizengamot, accused of the most horrible crime.

"We hereby sentence you to death for uttering the name of the dark lord"

"Look, I had a very crap dinner and all I said to my wife was that that dinner was good enough for Voldemort"

The crowd shrieked in triumph.

"He said it again! Did you hear him?" said the prosecutor

"Yes! Cried the jury.

"I don't see what's wrong with saying Voldemort." Shouted Dumbledore.

"You're only making it worse for yourself."

"Worse? How could it be worse? Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort (Dumbledore started to dance) Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort."

"If you say Voldemort ONE MORE TIME!"

A spell raced across the room and hit him hard on the chest.

"Alright who was that? Who did that?"

Everybody in the room pointed to Percy Weasley. The prosecutor walked over to him.

"Did you do that?"

"Yes, well you did say Voldemort"

Everyone in the jury pointed there wands at Percy and hexed him until he died.

Harry walked into the room and cheered when he saw Percy lying on the floor dead.

"Stop it, STOP IT! Now no one is to hex anyone. Even if, and I want to make this perfectly clear, even if they do say Voldemort."

Everyone, including Dumbledore hexed him.

The room erupted in cheers.

A loud noise awoke Dumbledore from his sleep