The Left Shoe Show
Hi there, sorry this took so long to get out. I've been sick lately. ::: coughs a pity cough:::: So send reviews, it's the only way I'll get better. :::smiles:::
Thank you to all of you who reviewed, you guys are awesome.
Disclaimer: I don't own newsies. Ok! I own Prankster, Marbles and Ramble though. So ha!
Episode 2, Jake's a what?
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(Prankster, Marbles and Ramble are sitting at the desk.)
Ramble: (singing) I ate a watermelon and all the seeds fell out. And when I went to pick them up
they all began to shout. (Shouts) YOU ATE MY MOMMA!
Prankster: (clutching ear) Ow!
Marbles: Ramble, I like my hearing thank you very much.
Ramble: oops! Sorry.
Prankster: Well, I'm please to announce that we have an audience.
(One random audience member coughs, silence is heard)
Marbles:…..Yeah. How 'bout that? Anyway, we've kidnapped Jake today.
(Jake is sitting in the chair, he smiles)
Prankster: Hi there Jake, how ya doing?
(He shrugs)
Ramble: (in all her perkiness) Don't be shy, say something.
Marbles: Yeah, you don't talk in the movie, but you can talk now.
(Jake points to pen and paper on Prankster's desk)
Prankster: You want this? (Holds pen and paper)
(Jake nods, Prankster gives it to him.)
Jake: (writing) MUTE (gives paper to Prankster)
Prankster: You're a mute?
(Jake nods)
Prankster: Wow, that deep dark secret didn't take us long to uncover.
Ramble: Well this explains why he never talks.
Marbles: Doesn't explain how the HELL he sells papers!
Prankster: (bangs head on desk, looks up) I need to go. (Looks at Marbles and Ramble) Can I trust you two for 10 minutes if I leave you alone?
Marbles: (hopeful) Could I duct tape Ramble's mouth shut?
Prankster: (thinks) Yeah, that's ok.
Ramble: HEY!
Prankster: ok I'll be right back. (Runs out of the studio)
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8 minutes and 23 and a half seconds later Prankster returns
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Prankster: ok I'm back. (Holds up shopping bag)
Marbles: You left the show to go shopping?
(Ramble, who is duct tape, gives an angry glare)
Prankster: (opens bag) you can let Ramble go Marbles.
(Marbles doesn't move)
Prankster: let me rephrase that, Marbles, let Ramble go NOW!
Marbles: (gets up) fine, fine, fine, I'm going. (Rips duct tape off Ramble's mouth)
Ramble: Ow! Pain!
Prankster: (shakes her head and walks over to Jake) ok, this is a white board, this is the pen,
(holds up pen) and this is the eraser, (holds up eraser, hands objects to Jake, and Prankster sits back down.)
Marbles: Can we start the interview now?
Prankster: Yes we can.
Ramble: (holds up paper with questions on it) ok this one's from Aki. "Why do you have such luscious calves?"
Jake: (writes, then holds up board) I draw a crowd by doing flips, gives my calves a work out.
Marbles: So is that how you sell papes too?
Jake: (writes and holds up board) yes.
Ramble: Interesting, this question is by Aki too, "Why do you hang around Snitch and Itey all the time?"
Jake: O.o….(shrugs and writes anyway) because they're my friends
Marbles: Ok that works.
Prankster: (snatches questions out of Ramble's hands) oh no, only one more question, this one is from Kathryn, "Why don't you have a newsie name?"
Jake: (writes) Jake is my newsie name!
Ramble: Then what's your real name.
Jake: (writes) I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya.
Ramble: Why, are you in trouble with the law or something?
Jake: (shakes head)…can I go now?
Marbles: Of course you can't!
Jake: (bolts and runs out the door.)
Ramble: Well, that's it, we tie up our newsies for now.
Marbles: (to Prankster) Who do we have next?
Prankster: (looks at paper and grins) We question Spot! Muhahahaha.
Marbles: God help the boy.
Ramble: We I guess we should go now.
Prankster: Ok bye guys.
Ramble: (excited) Can I sing?
Prankster and Marbles: No!
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I know, short chapter, sorry. I am just recovering from being sick. Anyway, send your questions for Spot over to me, this interview is going to be interesting.
