The Left Shoe Show

Hi there, sorry this took so long to get out. I've been sick lately. ::: coughs a pity cough:::: So send reviews, it's the only way I'll get better. :::smiles:::

Thank you to all of you who reviewed, you guys are awesome.

Disclaimer: I don't own newsies. Ok! I own Prankster, Marbles and Ramble though. So ha!

Episode 2, Jake's a what?

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(Prankster, Marbles and Ramble are sitting at the desk.)

Ramble: (singing) I ate a watermelon and all the seeds fell out. And when I went to pick them up

they all began to shout. (Shouts) YOU ATE MY MOMMA!

Prankster: (clutching ear) Ow!

Marbles: Ramble, I like my hearing thank you very much.

Ramble: oops! Sorry.

Prankster: Well, I'm please to announce that we have an audience.

(One random audience member coughs, silence is heard)

Marbles:…..Yeah. How 'bout that? Anyway, we've kidnapped Jake today.

(Jake is sitting in the chair, he smiles)

Prankster: Hi there Jake, how ya doing?

(He shrugs)

Ramble: (in all her perkiness) Don't be shy, say something.

Marbles: Yeah, you don't talk in the movie, but you can talk now.

(Jake points to pen and paper on Prankster's desk)

Prankster: You want this? (Holds pen and paper)

(Jake nods, Prankster gives it to him.)

Jake: (writing) MUTE (gives paper to Prankster)

Prankster: You're a mute?

(Jake nods)

Prankster: Wow, that deep dark secret didn't take us long to uncover.

Ramble: Well this explains why he never talks.

Marbles: Doesn't explain how the HELL he sells papers!

Prankster: (bangs head on desk, looks up) I need to go. (Looks at Marbles and Ramble) Can I trust you two for 10 minutes if I leave you alone?

Marbles: (hopeful) Could I duct tape Ramble's mouth shut?

Prankster: (thinks) Yeah, that's ok.

Ramble: HEY!

Prankster: ok I'll be right back. (Runs out of the studio)

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8 minutes and 23 and a half seconds later Prankster returns

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Prankster: ok I'm back. (Holds up shopping bag)

Marbles: You left the show to go shopping?

(Ramble, who is duct tape, gives an angry glare)

Prankster: (opens bag) you can let Ramble go Marbles.

(Marbles doesn't move)

Prankster: let me rephrase that, Marbles, let Ramble go NOW!

Marbles: (gets up) fine, fine, fine, I'm going. (Rips duct tape off Ramble's mouth)

Ramble: Ow! Pain!

Prankster: (shakes her head and walks over to Jake) ok, this is a white board, this is the pen,

(holds up pen) and this is the eraser, (holds up eraser, hands objects to Jake, and Prankster sits back down.)

Marbles: Can we start the interview now?

Prankster: Yes we can.

Ramble: (holds up paper with questions on it) ok this one's from Aki. "Why do you have such luscious calves?"

Jake: (writes, then holds up board) I draw a crowd by doing flips, gives my calves a work out.

Marbles: So is that how you sell papes too?

Jake: (writes and holds up board) yes.

Ramble: Interesting, this question is by Aki too, "Why do you hang around Snitch and Itey all the time?"

Jake: O.o….(shrugs and writes anyway) because they're my friends

Marbles: Ok that works.

Prankster: (snatches questions out of Ramble's hands) oh no, only one more question, this one is from Kathryn, "Why don't you have a newsie name?"

Jake: (writes) Jake is my newsie name!

Ramble: Then what's your real name.

Jake: (writes) I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya.

Ramble: Why, are you in trouble with the law or something?

Jake: (shakes head)…can I go now?

Marbles: Of course you can't!

Jake: (bolts and runs out the door.)

Ramble: Well, that's it, we tie up our newsies for now.

Marbles: (to Prankster) Who do we have next?

Prankster: (looks at paper and grins) We question Spot! Muhahahaha.

Marbles: God help the boy.

Ramble: We I guess we should go now.

Prankster: Ok bye guys.

Ramble: (excited) Can I sing?

Prankster and Marbles: No!

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I know, short chapter, sorry. I am just recovering from being sick. Anyway, send your questions for Spot over to me, this interview is going to be interesting.