( ANOTHER) WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY FIC: RUROUNI KENSHIN STYLE!!

(Written by Vaporium, ideas by Vaporium and Imbri, and general support by Crisium)

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Authors note: okay sorry folks, I couldn't get hold of my stepsister Imbrium and that is why I'm writing this. So don't blame her if it sucks and don't blame me I am not that far into my writing career, my first story sucked so I took it off but I'm hoping to do better. Imbrium will be back for future episodes but she lives like 5 hours away from me and in another state so she wont be coming a lot but we might work something out so she might write more. Anyway sorry again and don't hurt me for the peeps down below. I'll quit the talking here is the show. *

Vaporium: G'night, peeps and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway--- the show where the contestants are screwed and the points aren't worth Saitou's marriage. *quickly signals new security personnel (since he's the announcer now) in case Saitou decides to show up* Sorry for Imbrium not being here but she had to go fight Karou in a steel cage match for dissin her sword style, but anyway lets get on with the show. Crisium why don't you introduce the contestants.

Crisium: HELLO, IAM HERE TO ANNOUNCE THINGS AGAIN!

Vaporium: Now introduce the contestants.

Crisium: THIS EPISODE IS OUR RANDOM CHARACTERS EPISODE, AND OUR CONTESTANTS ARE KAMITARI, THE FREAKIN COOL CROSS DRESSING FIGHTER! *Loud cheering from scattered people* ANJI, THE MONK, WHO CAN BREAK ROCKS! *louder applause and even some whistling* YAHIKO, THE CUTE LITTLE MUNCHKIN! * Loud laughter and clapping*

Yahiko: Hey I am not a Munchkin! * heads toward Crisium who holds him away by sticking a finger on his forehead until security get there*

Crisium: OKAY OUR LAST AND LEAST CONTESTANT IS MISAO, THE BITCH WHO.....

Vaporium: Ahem.

Crisium: FINE. MISAO, THE LEADER OF THE ONIWABANSHU! *applause and some laughter* STAY AWAY FOM AOSHI-SAMA!!!!!!

Vaporium: Ohhhhhhhkay our first game is weird newscasters. *huge applause*

Vaporium: Now Yahiko your the anchor of the news station, and Misao your the co-anchor. You are a drunken fighter pilot who only needs one more kill and will become an ace in World War Two. Anji your doing sports. You are Osama Bin Laden in New York being chased by the NYPD. Kamitari your the weather---ahhh man? and you are a skydiver who forgot his parachute. Lets start the game.

*news music starts*

Yahiko: Hello for the 19 o'clock news that's right we're on military time. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. *clears throat* Okay my name is Youbetta Watchyourback and our top story is Viagra containers may be made of human parts and not above the belt parts. *Laughter and applause while some people look apprehensive* Time to turn it over to my co-anchor Highasa Fluffycloud.

Misao: yesh how do you do Youbetta. *makes actions like she's flying a plane* oh ya I'm gonna be an ashe (ace). But really that rumor about viagra ishn't true because the police planted shecret camerash and it looked normal. Back to you Youbetta.

Yahiko: Good, now to you Hows Youdoin.

Anji: Thank you, now I must start my exercise because I want to be as fit as the Raiders who beat the Buccaneers 42-0 today. *looks behind and sees NYPD officers running at him* I must get going. *has two audience members chase him* Back to you Youbetta.

Yahiko: thank you Hows this just in, there are reports that they just found Osama Bin Laden. The NYPD has reported he is running away in the Bronx. *huge laughter* Now to the weather with Window Fanman. Window.

Kamitari: yes I am here, it looks like its gonna rain aloooooooooooooooooot. *jumps out of plane as he says alot* weeeeeeere gooooing toooooooo geeeeeeeet soooooooome suuuuuuunshiiiiine iiiiiiiiin theeeeeee souuuuuuuuuuuth buuuuuuuut thaaaaaaaaaats alllllllllll. *tries to open chute but finds he has none* Ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo I'mmmmmmmmm gonaaaaaaaaaa.... *hits ground*

Yahiko: This just in, we are currently looking for a new weatherman.

*Vaporium buzzes cool buzer*

*big applause*

Vaporium: Good 100 points for Misao for being drunk, 20 points to Anji for having the guts to be Osama Bin Laden, and 30 points to Kamitari for forgetting----ahhhh his parachute.

Yahiko: what about me.

Vaporium: oh, you get -50 points for being a little munchkin.

Yahiko: I am not a munchkin. *looks mad*

Vaporium: Whatever you say. *lights go out* What's happening.

*everybody takes out flashlights that they so magically have*

Vaporium: Fine I'll go check it out. Crisium keep the show going.

Crisium: OKAY.

*Vaporium goes backstage*

Crisium: *now at desk* NOW LETS GET THE NEXT GAME GOING. IT IS SCENES FROM A HAT.

*Audience cheers*

*Crisium pulls out hat*

Crisium: THE FIRST ONE IS, SWORD NAMES THAT WERE REJECTED.

Yahiko: The WingWang.

*laughter*

Kamitari: The munchkin.

*huge laughter and mad glares from Yahiko*

Misao: The Aoshi.

*laughter*

Crisium: NEXT ONE. *glares at Misao* WHAT THE CONTESTANTS THINK WHEN THEIR ALONE.

Yahiko: I wonder if people think I'm gay. (Kamitari)

Anji: I wonder if Crisium will try to take away Aoshi today or tomorrow. (Misao)

Kamitari: *looks mad* Boy am I short I must be the shortest and stupidest munchkin ever. (Yahiko)

*lights turn back on and Vaporium runs out and presses buzzer*

Vaporium: Okay that was our show and tune in next time.

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Authors Note: Please don't hurt me for anything said. I will update more frequently.

Crisium Note: HI, I'M SOOOOOO SORRY ABOUT THIS!!! I WAS WATCHING BUFFY SO I COULD NOT HELP! WELL I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS! I LUV AOSHI AND OTHER GUYS, VAPORIUM DOES NOT KNOW ALL OF THEM! BYE!!! ^_^

Authors Note2: Sorry about my demented sister she's weird. 0_o; If you want her to do a chapter and I will let her. This is coauthored by me Vaporium Iridum and my sister Imbrium Iridum. Crisium is my other sister. Please R&R. C-ya.