Hello everyone. I'm back, and I wrote this all in one sitting. I am good. Well, I hope it is. Thank you everyone who sent questions and reviewed. (You guys rock)
Disclaimer: I don't own Newsies, I will NEVER own newsies, I'm making not a dime on this story. Prankster, Marbles and Ramble, however, DO belong to me. Ha!
Now with that said, let's see episode 3.
Episode 3: No, Don't get up Spot.
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(Prankster, Ramble and Marbles are sitting at the desk, Spot, looking most unhappy is tied to a chair, and he is struggling with the knots)
Ramble: (not looking up from her coloring book) Don't bother Spot, we used the Boy Scout manual for tying knots, you'll never get out. (To her sisters) Have you seen the 'tickle-me pink?'
Marbles: (hands Ramble a color) Here you go…umm Ramble, don't you want to sing?
Ramble: OH YEAH! (Sings) I ate a watermelon, and all the seeds fell out, and when I went to pick them up they all began to shout. (Shouts) YOU ATE MY MOMMA! (Giggles)
Spot: I've been captured by crazies.
Prankster: No, Ramble's mildly insane, but perfectly harmless. Anyway, we (motions to her sisters and herself) are going to interview you, and we should start now, because so many people have questions for you.
Spot: (smirks after that little ego boosting) Yeah, of coise, I'se da best.
Marbles: O.o…yeah….ok. First question comes from Stress, and Quipster. They want to know, "How did you become the leader of the Brooklyn newsies, since you're so little?"
Spot: (angry) Who they callin' little?
Ramble: (innocent like) hehehe, they're calling you little, didn't you hear the question. (Gasp) Prankster, maybe he's deaf.
Spot: GRR… I ain't deaf!!!!!!!!
Marbles: Answer the question Spot
Spot: What if I don' wanna?
(Prankster holds up taser and turns it on)
Spot: Ok, I became da Brooklyn leader afta da odda one left, and because I'se da best fighta, I'se da leada now.
Prankster: (looks at paper) Well, Gears says it's because you don't believe in the curse.
Spot: O.o…da curse?
Prankster: Yeah, the curse that says every Brooklyn newsie leader will go insane from pressure and turn into a cross dresser and work for Medda by age 18.
Spot: uuummmmm…..dat's news ta me.
Ramble: (looks at paper) Hey look another question from Gears, "Rumor has it, you and Jack Kelly are more than just good friends, what's up?"
Spot: O.O! (Disbelief) Was dat goil askin' if Me and Jacky-boy….?
(All three girls nod their heads)
Spot: (totally pissed) NEVAH! Where's dis Gears, I'll kill 'er!
Ramble: Spot calm down, or I'll shove forest green down your throat. (Holds up crayon)
(Spot shuts up.)
Prankster: Ok another question from Gears, "why do you have a cane?"
Marbles: hehehe, as Smartass would say, "It's because you can't have two long things."
Spot: (struggles to get free so he can kill Marbles) Why you….gggrrrr
Prankster: Answer the question and you'll get out of here faster!
Spot: (shouting) DA CANE WAS ME FADDA'S WANNA TEASE ME NOW!
(Crickets chirp, a lone member of the audience coughs, the next 5 seconds are very awkward)
Ramble: (coloring) Tee-Hee, hey look, ANOTHER question from Gears, my goodness, it says, "Are you aware of how many girls on the list (and on the world in general) would like to do you from here until next Tuesday?"
Spot: O.O….really? Can you write down their names, I'll be sure to get to them. (Grins)
Prankster: (mutters) horn dog.
Spot: What was dat?
Prankster: (smiles, a little too big) Nothing at all. (Looks at paper with questions) Oh, new person. (No offence Gears!) Twig wants to know, "How come we never see you fight….? Or dance…Or move much at all in the movie?"
Spot: (taking this question suprisingly calm) Whad'da mean? I fight and I move durin' da strike.
Ramble: (confused) Wait, you forgot dancing?
Spot: Well, dat's true, dis white boy can't dance.
Prankster: (struggles not to laugh) ok this one is from Twig also, "Why do you want to bathe in boiling water?"
Spot: (defensive) HEY! I nevah said I wanted ta bathe in it.
Marbles: Yes you….(thinks) wait a minute, No he never did say he would bathe in it.
Ramble: Then why do you want a tub with boiling water?
Spot: (shrugs) 'cause no one's got boilin' water in their tubs.
Prankster: Ok that works. Now this question comes from Bookie. "Have you ever killed anyone with your slingshot?"
Spot: O.o aaahh, no! I don't go 'round killin' people. But, I've taken down some stupid boids.
Ramble: Spot! That's horrible.
Spot: (rolls his eyes) Oh toughen up, how old are ya? 12?
Ramble: I'm 15
Spot: Ya act like you'se a kid or somethin'. Colorin'?
Ramble: (quivers lip) sniff
Prankster: (turns on taser) Are you dissing coloring? 'Cause unless you wanna leave here in extreme pain, I'd leave coloring out of this.
Ramble: Yeah. (Returns to her box of crayons) meanie.
Prankster: Ok last question we got is from Bookie also, "Have you ever actually slept with anyone."
Spot: Why of coise I have.
(Prankster gives a look that could melt a pinto into twisted metal.)
Spot: (nervous about Prankster) ok I'se nevah slept with anyone.
Marbles: Why not?
Spot: (defensive) Why should I tell you?
Prankster: Because I said so. (Flashes him another pinto melting look)
Spot. (Mumbles something)
Ramble: What? I couldn't hear you.
Spot: (barely any louder, mumbles again)
Marbles: 'cuse me?
Spot: (shouts) I'SE IMPOTENT OK?
Prankster: Whoa dude! I thought it'd be because you're waiting for love or marriage, or something but….whoa!
Spot: (tries to get out of his ropes again) ok ya learned me deep, dark secret now let me out.
Ramble: Wait, that's why he was being mean about me coloring, he's not getting any.
Spot: (nearly foaming at the mouth) LET ME GO.
Prankster: (red from laughter.) HELL NO! You're staying, for at least a few more episodes.
Spot: WHY YOU LITTLE BITC- (Marbles puts duct tape on his mouth)
Ramble: Is the show over?
Marbles: Yeah I think it is.
Prankster: Stay tuned for next episode, we're going to have Kid Blink over, so send any questions for him our way.
Ramble: (sings) I ate a watermelon.
Marbles: NO! No watermelon song. Pick another one.
Ramble: (sings) everybody's doing a brand new dance now (backup, come on baby do the locomotion) I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now. (Backup, come on baby do the locomotion) My little baby sister can do it with ease; it's easier then learning your ABC's. So come on, come on, do the locomotion with me.
Marbles and Spot: O.o…….
Prankster: (bangs head on the desk) Marbles get the duct tape.
Ramble: (stops singing) I'll be quiet! (Shuts up)
Prankster: See you all next episode.
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:::dodges angry Spot fans throwing stuff:::: ack! Well, there's the chapter, please review, I like those. Don't forget to send any questions you have, or just leave 'em in a review. Anyway, gotta go, have a nice day. Bye.
