(ANOTHER) WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY FIC: RUROUNI KENSHIN STYLE!!
(Written by Vaporium, Ideas by Vaporium, and general support by Vaporium)
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Disclaimer: I forgot to do one earlier but I'll do one now. I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its other characters. In fact the best thing that I own is either my X-Box or my T.V. and that wont even bring in a lot of money.
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Authors Note: That's right I am doing this all by myself. So don't read if you get scared easily. BOO. Sorry. Don't get mad at me if it sucks I am not in a very good mood so I will be evil. Still haven't heard from Imbrium though I'll try to bug her into writing a chapter. Thanks for reviewing. Here's the show. And if you know where aoshi got his little white ribbon thingy that is on his butt I'm sorry.
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Vaporium: G'night folks I am Vaporium and I'll be your host for tonight. Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway the show where the contestants are screwed and the points aren't worth Aoshi's butt bow.
Aoshi: *0_o,* I will not let you insult my butt bow. I mean my ribbon. Someone special gave me that.
Vaporium: And I care why? Anyway Imbrium is having me trade off for her so if she cant come on the show I will. Don't think I'd do anything to her though. *0_0,* Now Crisium Introduce the guinea pigs.. I mean contestants.
Crisium: TODAY IS OUR GUYS NIGHT OUT EPISODE.
Kenshin: Sessha thinks this will be bad.
Vaporium: your not on this show go away.
*Kenshin leaves*
Crisium: OUR CONTESTANTS ARE AOSHI SHINOMORI, THE REALLY HOT GUY. (Crisium likes Aoshi) *Crowd cheers* SAITOU HAJIME, THE EVER SMOKING SOLDIER OF AKU. * crowd who remembers last time cheers* SEJUUROU HIKO, THE THIRTEENTH HUNKY DRUNK OF THE HITEN MITSURUGI RYUU LINE. * Crowd cheers* AND SOUJIRO SETA, OR PROZAC BOY. *Crowd all points and laughs at soujiro who (always smiling) gets up and takes the botujitsu stance. Everyone falls silent*
Vaporium: okay, now for our first game, and it is Hollywood Director. Soujiro you're the old lady waiting to cross the street. Saitou you're the boy scout that is going to help the old lady across the street. Aoshi you're the car that is speeding toward them as they go across the road, and Hiko you're the director. Lets start the game!
*crowd cheers*
Saitou: *looks angry and keeps throwing glares at Vaporium* May I help you across the road old hag.
Soujiro: you should be more respectful young whippersnapper.
Saitou: screw you I don't have to.
Soujiro: (whispers to Saitou) Help me across the street.
Saitou: *helps the old hag across the street* (bored) oh no a car is going to hit us.
*Aoshi makes convincing car noises. Vaporium looks backstage and there's a car*
Vaporium: please turn off the car or I'll have to kill you.
*person in car drives of*
Vaporium: Whew, that viper sure was loud.
Hiko: what color was it?
Vaporium: Silver with pink pokadots on the front.
Hiko: *looks mad* That was my car!
Vaporium: oh well get on with the show. Hey Hiko get back here. Security.
*security gets there and puts hiko back in his seat*
*Aoshi makes car noises and starts to drive downstage*
Saitou: oh no it's still coming.
*Aoshi goes downstage to hit them and both Soujiro and Saitou fall down and look like they're dead*
Hiko: No, no, no, no, that isn't right. You need to be more. *pulls out slip of paper and reads it* ..Jamaican. That's right be more Jamaican mon. now go.
Saitou: Hey old hag mon. You lookin to cross the road mon.
Soujiro: Yas I am mon. But stop callin me an old hag or I'll beat you mon.
Saitou: *looks scared* I will stop callin you a hag ol hag mon.
Soujiro: Look theres no cars coming now mon.
Saitou: *helps him (I mean her) across the street* oh no I think that car is not going to stop mon.
*Aoshi hits them and they all die. Mon.*
Hiko: no, no, no, no, that isn't correct if any Jamaicans saw that they would shoot us.
Saitou: but you said to do it Jamaican.
Hiko: You shut up and go get me coffee. Now were gonna do this as a war scene. *points at aoshi* You are a Panzer Tank. *points at Soujiro* You are an American grandma that was somehow shipped with some red cross supplies. *points over shoulder at saitou* (who is backstage getting coffee) He's a Canadian who doesn't know whats going on.
Saitou: *arrives with coffee and gives it to Hiko. Then turns around to go back to his spot on the floor when he remembers he doesn't know what to do* Hiko, what are we doing this time.
Hiko: *looks strained* We are doing a war scene. *points at aoshi* He's a Panzer Tank. *points at Soujiro* He's an american grandma who was accidentaly shipped with some red cross supplies and you're a canadien who doesn't know what's going on.
Saitou: *looks gloomily at Vaporium*
Vaporium: *stares blankly back*
Saitou: *frowns*
Audience: *looks at Vaporium (who is sleeping with his eyes open)*
Random guy: *comes out of backstage and takes Vaporium backstage. Then comes back out* Okay, since Vaporiumis out and Crisium had to go we will finish this game and end the show. *guy goes to desk*
Saitou: Hey old lady what are you doing in this war zone.
Soujiro: I don't know. *starts crying*
Aoshi: * acts like driving tank and runs them over*
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Authors note: okay, sorry for not updating and having a short chapter. But the only time I have to work on it are the weekends. You don't care do you. None of you are reviewing. *starts to cry*
Shoulder Devil: kill them all.
Vaporium: but if I kill them I wont get reviews.
Shoulder Devil: You can kill some.
*rocket launcher appears*
Vaporium: *picks up rocket launcher* that's right, you don't review and I kill. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
(Written by Vaporium, Ideas by Vaporium, and general support by Vaporium)
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Disclaimer: I forgot to do one earlier but I'll do one now. I don't own Rurouni Kenshin or any of its other characters. In fact the best thing that I own is either my X-Box or my T.V. and that wont even bring in a lot of money.
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Authors Note: That's right I am doing this all by myself. So don't read if you get scared easily. BOO. Sorry. Don't get mad at me if it sucks I am not in a very good mood so I will be evil. Still haven't heard from Imbrium though I'll try to bug her into writing a chapter. Thanks for reviewing. Here's the show. And if you know where aoshi got his little white ribbon thingy that is on his butt I'm sorry.
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Vaporium: G'night folks I am Vaporium and I'll be your host for tonight. Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway the show where the contestants are screwed and the points aren't worth Aoshi's butt bow.
Aoshi: *0_o,* I will not let you insult my butt bow. I mean my ribbon. Someone special gave me that.
Vaporium: And I care why? Anyway Imbrium is having me trade off for her so if she cant come on the show I will. Don't think I'd do anything to her though. *0_0,* Now Crisium Introduce the guinea pigs.. I mean contestants.
Crisium: TODAY IS OUR GUYS NIGHT OUT EPISODE.
Kenshin: Sessha thinks this will be bad.
Vaporium: your not on this show go away.
*Kenshin leaves*
Crisium: OUR CONTESTANTS ARE AOSHI SHINOMORI, THE REALLY HOT GUY. (Crisium likes Aoshi) *Crowd cheers* SAITOU HAJIME, THE EVER SMOKING SOLDIER OF AKU. * crowd who remembers last time cheers* SEJUUROU HIKO, THE THIRTEENTH HUNKY DRUNK OF THE HITEN MITSURUGI RYUU LINE. * Crowd cheers* AND SOUJIRO SETA, OR PROZAC BOY. *Crowd all points and laughs at soujiro who (always smiling) gets up and takes the botujitsu stance. Everyone falls silent*
Vaporium: okay, now for our first game, and it is Hollywood Director. Soujiro you're the old lady waiting to cross the street. Saitou you're the boy scout that is going to help the old lady across the street. Aoshi you're the car that is speeding toward them as they go across the road, and Hiko you're the director. Lets start the game!
*crowd cheers*
Saitou: *looks angry and keeps throwing glares at Vaporium* May I help you across the road old hag.
Soujiro: you should be more respectful young whippersnapper.
Saitou: screw you I don't have to.
Soujiro: (whispers to Saitou) Help me across the street.
Saitou: *helps the old hag across the street* (bored) oh no a car is going to hit us.
*Aoshi makes convincing car noises. Vaporium looks backstage and there's a car*
Vaporium: please turn off the car or I'll have to kill you.
*person in car drives of*
Vaporium: Whew, that viper sure was loud.
Hiko: what color was it?
Vaporium: Silver with pink pokadots on the front.
Hiko: *looks mad* That was my car!
Vaporium: oh well get on with the show. Hey Hiko get back here. Security.
*security gets there and puts hiko back in his seat*
*Aoshi makes car noises and starts to drive downstage*
Saitou: oh no it's still coming.
*Aoshi goes downstage to hit them and both Soujiro and Saitou fall down and look like they're dead*
Hiko: No, no, no, no, that isn't right. You need to be more. *pulls out slip of paper and reads it* ..Jamaican. That's right be more Jamaican mon. now go.
Saitou: Hey old hag mon. You lookin to cross the road mon.
Soujiro: Yas I am mon. But stop callin me an old hag or I'll beat you mon.
Saitou: *looks scared* I will stop callin you a hag ol hag mon.
Soujiro: Look theres no cars coming now mon.
Saitou: *helps him (I mean her) across the street* oh no I think that car is not going to stop mon.
*Aoshi hits them and they all die. Mon.*
Hiko: no, no, no, no, that isn't correct if any Jamaicans saw that they would shoot us.
Saitou: but you said to do it Jamaican.
Hiko: You shut up and go get me coffee. Now were gonna do this as a war scene. *points at aoshi* You are a Panzer Tank. *points at Soujiro* You are an American grandma that was somehow shipped with some red cross supplies. *points over shoulder at saitou* (who is backstage getting coffee) He's a Canadian who doesn't know whats going on.
Saitou: *arrives with coffee and gives it to Hiko. Then turns around to go back to his spot on the floor when he remembers he doesn't know what to do* Hiko, what are we doing this time.
Hiko: *looks strained* We are doing a war scene. *points at aoshi* He's a Panzer Tank. *points at Soujiro* He's an american grandma who was accidentaly shipped with some red cross supplies and you're a canadien who doesn't know what's going on.
Saitou: *looks gloomily at Vaporium*
Vaporium: *stares blankly back*
Saitou: *frowns*
Audience: *looks at Vaporium (who is sleeping with his eyes open)*
Random guy: *comes out of backstage and takes Vaporium backstage. Then comes back out* Okay, since Vaporiumis out and Crisium had to go we will finish this game and end the show. *guy goes to desk*
Saitou: Hey old lady what are you doing in this war zone.
Soujiro: I don't know. *starts crying*
Aoshi: * acts like driving tank and runs them over*
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Authors note: okay, sorry for not updating and having a short chapter. But the only time I have to work on it are the weekends. You don't care do you. None of you are reviewing. *starts to cry*
Shoulder Devil: kill them all.
Vaporium: but if I kill them I wont get reviews.
Shoulder Devil: You can kill some.
*rocket launcher appears*
Vaporium: *picks up rocket launcher* that's right, you don't review and I kill. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
