Ok, I am sooooooo sorry for not updating in a long time. I got into a play and it's eating up all my time. I barely have enough time to do homework much less write anything. Anyway thank you all for understanding and reviewing….:::sniff:: I love ya guys.
Disclaimer: I don't own newsies. I own Prankster, Marbles, and Ramble. The people asking questions own themselves..I guess. Any questions? Good now onward!
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Episode 5: Race gots a problem!
(Prankster, Marbles and Ramble are whispering behind Pranksters desk. Spot is still tied in his chair but he has no duct tape.)
Spot: Hey goilies, yer on!
(They look at the camera)
Marbles: oh yes we are. (Shocked) Prankster, look at this we got an audience.
Prankster: O.O How did that happen?
Marbles: Wait a minute, where's Ramble?
(Ramble walks in with a group of Spot lovers, Spot lovers are holding cameras and scream at the sight of Spot)
Ramble: And here is the rare specimen Spot.
Spot. :O! (To Ramble) WHADDA DOIN'???
Prankster: Ramble!
Ramble: What? This boosts our ratings!
(Prankster bangs head on desk)
Marbles: you know, she's got a point.
Prankster: (groans) ok Ramble, take 'em back to their seats please.
Ramble: Ok, (to spot lovers) You gotta go now. There will be photo ops. later. (Spot lovers groan and leave.)
Prankster: Now can you just sing so we can start this show.
Ramble: OK! I ate a watermelon, and all the seeds fell out, and when I went to pick 'em up they all began to shout. ---
Spot: YOU'SE ATE ME MOMMA!
Prankster, Marbles, and Ramble: O.o…… :::crickets chirp:::
Spot: (sighs) da song grows on ya.
Ramble: tee-hee (to her sisters) see? Everyone likes the watermelon song.
Prankster: OK! (to audience) We kidnapped Racetrack for today's show.
(Racetrack fans cheer)
Marbles: yeah, yeah, yeah, ok bring him in.
(Security guard brings in a tied up Racetrack and sets him on the chair)
Ramble: Thanks Bill
(Bill walks backstage)
Marbles: hiya Race.
Race: ummmm….hey dere, Spot! So this is where you'se disappeared to.
Spot: ya say dat like I choose ta be 'ere.
Prankster: HEY! THIS ISN'T HAPPY HOUR! SPOT SHUT UP!
Spot: why should I?
Ramble: (holds up duct tape)
Spot: (grumbles) I'll be good.
Marbles: Good, now Racetrack, the first question comes from dragonfly, she asks "If you could be one flavor of lollipop, what would you be and why."
Race. O.o….umm, I'dda be orange…it's a good flavor.
Ramble: That's it! Orange?
Racetrack: yeah.
Ramble:…ok (begins to color)
Prankster: Alright, the next question comes from Quipster she wants to know "Why do you hit Mush all the time?"
Racetrack: 'cause he likes bein' a moron, so I hit 'im.
Ramble: O.o….
Racetrack: it's a guy thin'.
Prankster, Marbles, & Ramble: OHHHHHHHH!!!!
Ramble: ok these two questions come from Bookie, first, "Do you like Medda?"
Racetrack: DAT'S JIST A RUMOR!!!!!
Spot: it's true!
(Prankster, Marbles, & Ramble stare at Spot)
Spot: (fidgets in his chair) or it was when he was 14.
Racetrack: Yeah, I grew out of it.
Ramble: Then why did you lie?
Racetrack: What was da next question?
Prankster: no! Don't change the subject, are you infatuated with Medda!
Racetrack: NO GODDAMNIT!
Ramble: (gasp) he swore!
Marbles: yes he did.
Spot: Wow Race, you'se all grown up!
Racetrack: shudup!….wait how long 'ave ya been here?
Spot: about three episodes.
Marbles: NEXT QUESTION! Bookie wants to know "do you really lose at the races or do spend it on drugs and prostitution?"
Racetrack: (to spot) did ya get these kind of questions?
(Spot nods)
Marbles: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Racetrack: No!
Prankster: I think he's lying.
Marbles: Me too. Ramble, get out the lie detector.
Ramble: tee-hee OK! (Frolics out)
Prankster: While we wait, hey Race, Aura wants to know, "Will you come be my sex slave?"
Racetrack: Will it get me out of here?
Marbles: Yeah.
Racetrack: god yes!
Prankster: sorry ya can't leave we have lots of questions still.
(Ramble comes in with detector starts hooking it up on Race)
Marbles: Oh Race, asp wants to know, "do you really play the harmonica?"
Racetrack: of course I'se do.
Marbles: oh and asp wants to know "Spot how did you get your name?"
Racetrack: (laughs) yeah Spot why don't ya tell 'em.
Spot: (in one breath) whenIwaslittleIhadsomanyfrecklesitlookedlikeonebigspot.
Prankster: 'cuse me!
Spot: I HAD A LOT OF FRECKLES AS A KID!
Marbles: oh ok.
Prankster: ok Racetrack, Yasashii wants to know, "how old are you and what's your real name?"
Racetrack: Oh I'se 17 and me real name's Anthony.
Marbles: Ok Ladders wants to know, "Holyrod's favoured t' win the Belmont, how much should I put down? Also, what is dis system where t' track takes 25% and the winners have t' split? I think I been conned. One last thing. I got some spare fabric from my kilt, want me t' make you a new vest?"
Racetrack: (smiles) I'd love a new vest, Krista's gunna win, put down 75% of yer money on 'er and da new system, it's if dey gots multiple winners."
Ramble: Ok it's hooked up.
Prankster: Ok Race, now do you really lose all your money at the races.
Races: Yes. (buzz) fine no!
Marbles: what do you spend it on?
Race: drugs (buzz) goils (buzz) FINE! CHOCOLATE COINS!
(Monitor doesn't buzz)
Spot: oh my, dat's pathetic!
Racetrack: they're addictive!
Prankster: so wait a minute! Those chocolate coins you get at Christmas or Hanukah?
Racetrack: (nods)
Ramble: Why they're good!
Marbles: Ramble don't start!!!!
Prankster: oh look at the time, the shows over.
Racetrack: hey aren't ya gonna let me go?
Ramble: no!
Marbles: Yep, you get to stay here with Spot!
Spot: (looks away and mouths 'help me' to the camera)
Ramble: I ate a watermelon and all the seeds fell out, and when I went to pick 'em up they all began to shout- (spot joins) YOU(YOU'SE) ATE MY(ME) MOMMA!
Racetrack: hehehe, that's a good song.
Prankster: (sighs) ok join us next time because Mush will be joining us!
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wow! I wrote that all in one sitting. Yaye for me! Ok so please review and give me your questions for Mush!
