Ok, I am sooooooo sorry for not updating in a long time. I got into a play and it's eating up all my time. I barely have enough time to do homework much less write anything. Anyway thank you all for understanding and reviewing….:::sniff:: I love ya guys.

Disclaimer: I don't own newsies. I own Prankster, Marbles, and Ramble. The people asking questions own themselves..I guess. Any questions? Good now onward!

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Episode 5: Race gots a problem!

(Prankster, Marbles and Ramble are whispering behind Pranksters desk. Spot is still tied in his chair but he has no duct tape.)

Spot: Hey goilies, yer on!

(They look at the camera)

Marbles: oh yes we are. (Shocked) Prankster, look at this we got an audience.

Prankster: O.O How did that happen?

Marbles: Wait a minute, where's Ramble?

(Ramble walks in with a group of Spot lovers, Spot lovers are holding cameras and scream at the sight of Spot)

Ramble: And here is the rare specimen Spot.

Spot. :O! (To Ramble) WHADDA DOIN'???

Prankster: Ramble!

Ramble: What? This boosts our ratings!

(Prankster bangs head on desk)

Marbles: you know, she's got a point.

Prankster: (groans) ok Ramble, take 'em back to their seats please.

Ramble: Ok, (to spot lovers) You gotta go now. There will be photo ops. later. (Spot lovers groan and leave.)

Prankster: Now can you just sing so we can start this show.

Ramble: OK! I ate a watermelon, and all the seeds fell out, and when I went to pick 'em up they all began to shout. ---

Spot: YOU'SE ATE ME MOMMA!

Prankster, Marbles, and Ramble: O.o…… :::crickets chirp:::

Spot: (sighs) da song grows on ya.

Ramble: tee-hee (to her sisters) see? Everyone likes the watermelon song.

Prankster: OK! (to audience) We kidnapped Racetrack for today's show.

(Racetrack fans cheer)

Marbles: yeah, yeah, yeah, ok bring him in.

(Security guard brings in a tied up Racetrack and sets him on the chair)

Ramble: Thanks Bill

(Bill walks backstage)

Marbles: hiya Race.

Race: ummmm….hey dere, Spot! So this is where you'se disappeared to.

Spot: ya say dat like I choose ta be 'ere.

Prankster: HEY! THIS ISN'T HAPPY HOUR! SPOT SHUT UP!

Spot: why should I?

Ramble: (holds up duct tape)

Spot: (grumbles) I'll be good.

Marbles: Good, now Racetrack, the first question comes from dragonfly, she asks "If you could be one flavor of lollipop, what would you be and why."

Race. O.o….umm, I'dda be orange…it's a good flavor.

Ramble: That's it! Orange?

Racetrack: yeah.

Ramble:…ok (begins to color)

Prankster: Alright, the next question comes from Quipster she wants to know "Why do you hit Mush all the time?"

Racetrack: 'cause he likes bein' a moron, so I hit 'im.

Ramble: O.o….

Racetrack: it's a guy thin'.

Prankster, Marbles, & Ramble: OHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ramble: ok these two questions come from Bookie, first, "Do you like Medda?"

Racetrack: DAT'S JIST A RUMOR!!!!!

Spot: it's true!

(Prankster, Marbles, & Ramble stare at Spot)

Spot: (fidgets in his chair) or it was when he was 14.

Racetrack: Yeah, I grew out of it.

Ramble: Then why did you lie?

Racetrack: What was da next question?

Prankster: no! Don't change the subject, are you infatuated with Medda!

Racetrack: NO GODDAMNIT!

Ramble: (gasp) he swore!

Marbles: yes he did.

Spot: Wow Race, you'se all grown up!

Racetrack: shudup!….wait how long 'ave ya been here?

Spot: about three episodes.

Marbles: NEXT QUESTION! Bookie wants to know "do you really lose at the races or do spend it on drugs and prostitution?"

Racetrack: (to spot) did ya get these kind of questions?

(Spot nods)

Marbles: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Racetrack: No!

Prankster: I think he's lying.

Marbles: Me too. Ramble, get out the lie detector.

Ramble: tee-hee OK! (Frolics out)

Prankster: While we wait, hey Race, Aura wants to know, "Will you come be my sex slave?"

Racetrack: Will it get me out of here?

Marbles: Yeah.

Racetrack: god yes!

Prankster: sorry ya can't leave we have lots of questions still.

(Ramble comes in with detector starts hooking it up on Race)

Marbles: Oh Race, asp wants to know, "do you really play the harmonica?"

Racetrack: of course I'se do.

Marbles: oh and asp wants to know "Spot how did you get your name?"

Racetrack: (laughs) yeah Spot why don't ya tell 'em.

Spot: (in one breath) whenIwaslittleIhadsomanyfrecklesitlookedlikeonebigspot.

Prankster: 'cuse me!

Spot: I HAD A LOT OF FRECKLES AS A KID!

Marbles: oh ok.

Prankster: ok Racetrack, Yasashii wants to know, "how old are you and what's your real name?"

Racetrack: Oh I'se 17 and me real name's Anthony.

Marbles: Ok Ladders wants to know, "Holyrod's favoured t' win the Belmont, how much should I put down? Also, what is dis system where t' track takes 25% and the winners have t' split? I think I been conned. One last thing. I got some spare fabric from my kilt, want me t' make you a new vest?"

Racetrack: (smiles) I'd love a new vest, Krista's gunna win, put down 75% of yer money on 'er and da new system, it's if dey gots multiple winners."

Ramble: Ok it's hooked up.

Prankster: Ok Race, now do you really lose all your money at the races.

Races: Yes. (buzz) fine no!

Marbles: what do you spend it on?

Race: drugs (buzz) goils (buzz) FINE! CHOCOLATE COINS!

(Monitor doesn't buzz)

Spot: oh my, dat's pathetic!

Racetrack: they're addictive!

Prankster: so wait a minute! Those chocolate coins you get at Christmas or Hanukah?

Racetrack: (nods)

Ramble: Why they're good!

Marbles: Ramble don't start!!!!

Prankster: oh look at the time, the shows over.

Racetrack: hey aren't ya gonna let me go?

Ramble: no!

Marbles: Yep, you get to stay here with Spot!

Spot: (looks away and mouths 'help me' to the camera)

Ramble: I ate a watermelon and all the seeds fell out, and when I went to pick 'em up they all began to shout- (spot joins) YOU(YOU'SE) ATE MY(ME) MOMMA!

Racetrack: hehehe, that's a good song.

Prankster: (sighs) ok join us next time because Mush will be joining us!

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wow! I wrote that all in one sitting. Yaye for me! Ok so please review and give me your questions for Mush!