Chaimera: So, we have returned.
Kaz: Woot.
Sam: We must warn you, heavy Relena bashing in this chap. If you like her, look away from the start.
C.C: Or just don't read it...
Chaimera: No, no read it, please read it.
Rayne: Just get on with it.
Chaimera: Duo *grabs Duo's braid* Disclaimer please
Duo:*sighs* Chaimera only owns Sam and nothing else.
Chaimera: Thank you.
Sam: Here you go kiddies, more of me...
Chapter 5: Room mates.
The three teens started to make their way to the next class when they all flinched as a familiar high pitched wail reached their ears.
"Heeeeeerooooo!"
Sam growled in annoyance "Arrgh, now what does she want??"
Duo, who's hand was really starting to hurt, was not in the mood to face the high pitched bitch at the moment. "Uh, I cant be late for class guy's"
Sam turned to him "Duo don't you dare leave us." But he was gone. "What ever about lying, the boy sure does run and hide." She glanced at Heero as they both watched as annoyance incarnate approached. "Ya know just for that he doesn't deserve to be saved!"
Heero said nothing but Sam could see a muscle work in his jaw as Relena got closer. They both looked up to face the girl.
"Is there something you wanted?" Heero asked deadpan, but Relena seemed completely oblivious of his obvious lack of interest. She glanced distastefully at Sam
"Is she bothering you again Heero?" Heero said nothing as usual but Relena took this as a yes. Relena looked at Sam like she was something she had just recently scraped from the bottom of her shoe.
"Cant you just leave him alone? It's obvious he doesn't want to be around you!!"
*Well this is the height of irony* Sam thought at Heero, who once again said nothing.
Sam sighed, this was going no where. "Look, little Miss Priss, Heero and me happen to get on quite well. If you have a problem with that, tough shit. Relena looked so mad, she really could have had steam coming out of her ears.
"Do you know who I am?"
Sam raised a slim eyebrow "Yeah. Relena Peacecraft of Sanq kingdom." As she said this a smug look came over Relena's face. Sam quickly removed it.
"Well guess what princess? I don't give a flying fuck. You could be the Queen of Sheba for all I care. All I know is that you have a large metal rod firmly lodged up your ass. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a class to go to." Sam finished calmly. She turned to leave and Relena clamped her self onto Heero's arm.
"You don't want trash like that around you Heero." Heard Sam underneath Heero's telepathic growl of ** Omae O Korosu**
Sam arrived in class just in time, and snagged a chair at the back with Duo who grinned at her.
"So New Best Friend, where's our slowly friend?"
Sam grinned back "With our annoying non-friend."
"You left him? Ooh harsh."
She shrugged "She was pissing me off. If I stayed much longer I'd have punched her."
Duo smiled at the energetic girl beside him. He had to admit, he was surprised that Heero liked her as she was a lot like himself. Sam looked down and noticed Duo's hand, which was now turning a shade to match the rest of his clothes. She already knew what had happened that morning but it still made her flinch inwardly.
//I am SO going to get those bastards// she swore to her self.
Heero arrived in late surprising the teacher because he was of course the Perfect Student. Duo had saved a seat for him also, which he quickly took as Relena followed him in and the only other free seats were at the front of the room.
"Have fun?" Asked Duo as he got out his books. Heero just scowled.
Sam leaned over Duo to whisper "Hey Heero...Can I copy your homework?"
Heero growled slightly and the two teens collapsed in a fit of giggles.
The two were still messing around well in to lunch. Heero frowned "Could you two get any more immature?"
Duo raised his eyebrows "Wow, have we affected your stone exterior? You sound like Wufei, man."
"Hn."
Sam smirked "Give it up Duo. He's hopeless today!"
At that moment a girl a year below them walked up to their table. "Samantha Darcy?" Sam looked at the girl expectantly.
"You're to come to the main office for uniform and room assignment."
"All rightys." She looked at the two boys "You guys wanna tag along?"
"Sure!" Duo hopped out of his seat. Heero nodded and followed.
The three of them were walking across the grounds towards the dorm building .
"Eaaugh!" Said Sam as she looked into the bag that contained her uniform. "No way am I wearing that!" She looked around searching for something then "Ah ha!" The pilots watched as the girl marched over to a dumpster opened the lid and placed the bag in said dumpster. She came back over to them brushing off her clothes. She looked at them.
"What? Someone came and stole my lovely school uniform." She shook her head in mock horror as Duo laughed "Terrible, terrible."
"Now.." she looked down at her dorm sheet "I'm in block D, with you guy's. Room G5 and my room mate is..." Her eyes widened. "Oh gods no. NO.."
Duo stared at her and took the sheet from her shaking hands. "What can...Oh, Man that really sucks. Oh shit. Hate that!"
Duo thrust the sheet at Heero who read it quickly.
"Your rooming with Relena?" he asked quietly. Sam nodded mutely, still in shock. Then both Duo and Sam looked up as a very strange sound echoed around the empty yard. Heero was laughing.
"And just what is so funny Mr.?" Asked Sam prodding an accusing finger in Heero's chest.
He stopped laughing and looked at her. "Serves you right for leaving me with her."
Sam grimaced and turned towards the building. "Come on." She growled dangerously as she stalked off.
Sam took a deep breath as she faced her room door. //Please don't let her be in. Please don't let her...// Sam repeated the mantra as she opened the door. The room was quiet and she breathed a sigh of relief. Duo pushed his way in and looked around the room.
"I've always wanted to see how her highness lived in school and...yeesh this is a lot of pink!"
Sam cast a look about the room. "I don't know if I'm gonna be able to stand this but...." Her eye was caught by a framed picture. She smiled and picked up the frame.
"Uh oh, Heero. I think we may be dealing with a full on obsession." She tossed the frame to Heero. Duo looked over his shoulder and smirked. "Hmm, I think she caught you bad side Heero."
Heero shrugged off the braided boy and replaced the frame. "Come on Duo, lets go."
Sam frowned "Yeah I'll knock for you later."
Sam sat in front of the mirror brushing her wet hair. She had steamed away the troubles of the day but still had a sense of impending doom.
She sighed //Ahh to be alive again. Complete with worries and annoying feelings in the pit of your stomach//
"...My poor heart is sentimental, Not made of wood,
I've got it bad And that 'aint good..."
Sam sang the old jazz tune as she rummaged through her bag, searching for her favourite pants.
//The best thing about this, is that I can bring things from when I was alive//
"Well, if it's Heero you've got it bad for, its really not good for you." Sam stood up and turned around to face the cool girl.
"Well one it's not and two, what the hell do you mean Relena, cause I'm kinda busy."
Relena smirked at her "I'm just here to inform you that I got a restraining order for Heero."
Sam was a bit unsure of what the infuriating girl meant. "Uh, could you clarify that last statement?"
"You are not permitted to be within 10 meters of Heero M Yuy at any time other than class and even then you are not to be within 5 seats of his person."
Sam sweat dropped. "You're kidding, right? You can't do that with out the subjects consent."
Relena's smirk widened "Its for his own protection."
Sam found what she had been looking for. "Yeah what ever Hime san," She stripped off her towel and reached for her underwear. Relena managed a slight gurgle of offence and turned away. "What? You never seen another gal naked? Anyway, like I said before tough, no restraining order is gonna keep me away from those boys!"
Relena turned seeing that Sam now had trousers and a bra on. "Oh you can keep the street rat, he's ....annoying"
Sam pulled a black crop top over her head and turned to Relena "Arrgh, you are unbelievable, you now that girly?"
Sam grabbed a leather jacket and left the room.
Heero opened the door to see a very angry looking Sam standing in the hall way. He motioned her in and closed the door.
"She...she..Arrgh HER!!" Sam spat out the word.
Heero looked on calmly "Getting to know your room mate?" Sam caught a glimmer of humour in his Prussian eyes.
She scowled "You have a fucked up sense of humour, you know that?"
"So, what did she say?"
"She set the spawn of Satan on me!!"
Heero's eyes widened. "Demons?"
"Worse, lawyers! And trust she wouldn't know a real demon if it spit brimstone in her face."
She scanned the room. "Hey where's Duo?"
"We're going out to eat. He told me to wait for you here."
Sam rolled her eyes. "Uh, what is your damage?"
Heero looked at her questioningly.
"Hello? We have one majorly depressed boy with demons on his ass. Did you not think to keep an eye on him?"
"He can look after himself."
"Why do you think I was sent here now, instead of in a few years when, lets face it things will be easier. Did you not notice his hand?"
"The demons want to...."
Sam clapped her hands. "Yes give the boy a gold star. Now let's go!!"
Sam grabbed Heero by his tank top and dragged him out of the room.
"So...where are we meeting him?"
Heero walked along side her "You've calmed down considering..."
"Relax, they're not going to make their move yet. Demons have a flare for the melo-dramatic."
Heero glared at her. "Then what was the deal back in the room?"
She shrugged "I needed to get it in to your thick skull that its not just a shrink Duo needs...Oh hey Duo." Sam spotted the braided boy and ran up to meet him.
Dinner was friendly affair, with Duo and Sam trying to make Heero mad and then even Heero joined in on a good bitch about Relena(1) They were all walking back to campus, talking like old friends. They rounded a corner to come face to face with Relena.
"Not again!" groaned Sam. "I'm gonna get enough from you in our room, do ya have to follow me around out here too?"
"Do you really think I'm here for you? Heero are you coming?" Heero didn't move. Relena frowned and addressed Sam again.
"You are in violation of the restraining order."
Duo's eyebrows shot up. "A restraining order? But isn't it you who's come near her?"
"It's not for me it's for Heero." Both Duo and Heero nearly fell over. "You've got to be kidding. Can she do that?" Duo asked Heero uncertainly.
"I can have you arrested and thrown in jail." Relena said to Sam, looking triumphant.
Sam's tolerance level had been crossed a long time ago. "Right that's it you whiney little cunt. I'm am going to rip you lungs out through your ass you...Hey let me go."
Heero and Duo had jumped forward and grabbed both her arms. "I suggest you leave." Duo shouted at Relena struggling to drag Sam away. They both noticed she was incredibly strong.
They dragged her into an ally.
"'K Sam, calm down." Said Duo soothingly
"Calm down? No way that bitch is going down!" She stomped her foot down. "A grim reaper owes me a favour and when I get back to heaven I'll give her a piece of my mind."
They all stopped and Duo looked very confused. "Favours from grim reapers? Get back to heaven?"
Sam clapped her hands to her mouth "Oops!"
Heero shook his head "Shit..."
End Chap.
(1): Maybe I'm just mean, I have great fun at a bitching session and it's a great stress reliever! Hehehe
Kaz: Was it just me or did only the end of that chap have anything to do with the story?
Chaimera: Um...hehe...Fine, I just really wanted to bash Relena around a bit. And pretend she was my Irish teacher...
Sam: Well I enjoyed it! Lotsa wholesome bitchy fun.
Duo: Yup, even Heero thought that was fun.
Chaimera: Well asides from the extensive Relena bashing, It was pretty crap. I'm sorry.
Sam: R&R anyway. We'll give you plushies. Chibi Duo and Heero.
Rayne: So cute
Heero/Duo: Hey
Kaz: Laters
Ciao
Kaz: Woot.
Sam: We must warn you, heavy Relena bashing in this chap. If you like her, look away from the start.
C.C: Or just don't read it...
Chaimera: No, no read it, please read it.
Rayne: Just get on with it.
Chaimera: Duo *grabs Duo's braid* Disclaimer please
Duo:*sighs* Chaimera only owns Sam and nothing else.
Chaimera: Thank you.
Sam: Here you go kiddies, more of me...
Chapter 5: Room mates.
The three teens started to make their way to the next class when they all flinched as a familiar high pitched wail reached their ears.
"Heeeeeerooooo!"
Sam growled in annoyance "Arrgh, now what does she want??"
Duo, who's hand was really starting to hurt, was not in the mood to face the high pitched bitch at the moment. "Uh, I cant be late for class guy's"
Sam turned to him "Duo don't you dare leave us." But he was gone. "What ever about lying, the boy sure does run and hide." She glanced at Heero as they both watched as annoyance incarnate approached. "Ya know just for that he doesn't deserve to be saved!"
Heero said nothing but Sam could see a muscle work in his jaw as Relena got closer. They both looked up to face the girl.
"Is there something you wanted?" Heero asked deadpan, but Relena seemed completely oblivious of his obvious lack of interest. She glanced distastefully at Sam
"Is she bothering you again Heero?" Heero said nothing as usual but Relena took this as a yes. Relena looked at Sam like she was something she had just recently scraped from the bottom of her shoe.
"Cant you just leave him alone? It's obvious he doesn't want to be around you!!"
*Well this is the height of irony* Sam thought at Heero, who once again said nothing.
Sam sighed, this was going no where. "Look, little Miss Priss, Heero and me happen to get on quite well. If you have a problem with that, tough shit. Relena looked so mad, she really could have had steam coming out of her ears.
"Do you know who I am?"
Sam raised a slim eyebrow "Yeah. Relena Peacecraft of Sanq kingdom." As she said this a smug look came over Relena's face. Sam quickly removed it.
"Well guess what princess? I don't give a flying fuck. You could be the Queen of Sheba for all I care. All I know is that you have a large metal rod firmly lodged up your ass. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a class to go to." Sam finished calmly. She turned to leave and Relena clamped her self onto Heero's arm.
"You don't want trash like that around you Heero." Heard Sam underneath Heero's telepathic growl of ** Omae O Korosu**
Sam arrived in class just in time, and snagged a chair at the back with Duo who grinned at her.
"So New Best Friend, where's our slowly friend?"
Sam grinned back "With our annoying non-friend."
"You left him? Ooh harsh."
She shrugged "She was pissing me off. If I stayed much longer I'd have punched her."
Duo smiled at the energetic girl beside him. He had to admit, he was surprised that Heero liked her as she was a lot like himself. Sam looked down and noticed Duo's hand, which was now turning a shade to match the rest of his clothes. She already knew what had happened that morning but it still made her flinch inwardly.
//I am SO going to get those bastards// she swore to her self.
Heero arrived in late surprising the teacher because he was of course the Perfect Student. Duo had saved a seat for him also, which he quickly took as Relena followed him in and the only other free seats were at the front of the room.
"Have fun?" Asked Duo as he got out his books. Heero just scowled.
Sam leaned over Duo to whisper "Hey Heero...Can I copy your homework?"
Heero growled slightly and the two teens collapsed in a fit of giggles.
The two were still messing around well in to lunch. Heero frowned "Could you two get any more immature?"
Duo raised his eyebrows "Wow, have we affected your stone exterior? You sound like Wufei, man."
"Hn."
Sam smirked "Give it up Duo. He's hopeless today!"
At that moment a girl a year below them walked up to their table. "Samantha Darcy?" Sam looked at the girl expectantly.
"You're to come to the main office for uniform and room assignment."
"All rightys." She looked at the two boys "You guys wanna tag along?"
"Sure!" Duo hopped out of his seat. Heero nodded and followed.
The three of them were walking across the grounds towards the dorm building .
"Eaaugh!" Said Sam as she looked into the bag that contained her uniform. "No way am I wearing that!" She looked around searching for something then "Ah ha!" The pilots watched as the girl marched over to a dumpster opened the lid and placed the bag in said dumpster. She came back over to them brushing off her clothes. She looked at them.
"What? Someone came and stole my lovely school uniform." She shook her head in mock horror as Duo laughed "Terrible, terrible."
"Now.." she looked down at her dorm sheet "I'm in block D, with you guy's. Room G5 and my room mate is..." Her eyes widened. "Oh gods no. NO.."
Duo stared at her and took the sheet from her shaking hands. "What can...Oh, Man that really sucks. Oh shit. Hate that!"
Duo thrust the sheet at Heero who read it quickly.
"Your rooming with Relena?" he asked quietly. Sam nodded mutely, still in shock. Then both Duo and Sam looked up as a very strange sound echoed around the empty yard. Heero was laughing.
"And just what is so funny Mr.?" Asked Sam prodding an accusing finger in Heero's chest.
He stopped laughing and looked at her. "Serves you right for leaving me with her."
Sam grimaced and turned towards the building. "Come on." She growled dangerously as she stalked off.
Sam took a deep breath as she faced her room door. //Please don't let her be in. Please don't let her...// Sam repeated the mantra as she opened the door. The room was quiet and she breathed a sigh of relief. Duo pushed his way in and looked around the room.
"I've always wanted to see how her highness lived in school and...yeesh this is a lot of pink!"
Sam cast a look about the room. "I don't know if I'm gonna be able to stand this but...." Her eye was caught by a framed picture. She smiled and picked up the frame.
"Uh oh, Heero. I think we may be dealing with a full on obsession." She tossed the frame to Heero. Duo looked over his shoulder and smirked. "Hmm, I think she caught you bad side Heero."
Heero shrugged off the braided boy and replaced the frame. "Come on Duo, lets go."
Sam frowned "Yeah I'll knock for you later."
Sam sat in front of the mirror brushing her wet hair. She had steamed away the troubles of the day but still had a sense of impending doom.
She sighed //Ahh to be alive again. Complete with worries and annoying feelings in the pit of your stomach//
"...My poor heart is sentimental, Not made of wood,
I've got it bad And that 'aint good..."
Sam sang the old jazz tune as she rummaged through her bag, searching for her favourite pants.
//The best thing about this, is that I can bring things from when I was alive//
"Well, if it's Heero you've got it bad for, its really not good for you." Sam stood up and turned around to face the cool girl.
"Well one it's not and two, what the hell do you mean Relena, cause I'm kinda busy."
Relena smirked at her "I'm just here to inform you that I got a restraining order for Heero."
Sam was a bit unsure of what the infuriating girl meant. "Uh, could you clarify that last statement?"
"You are not permitted to be within 10 meters of Heero M Yuy at any time other than class and even then you are not to be within 5 seats of his person."
Sam sweat dropped. "You're kidding, right? You can't do that with out the subjects consent."
Relena's smirk widened "Its for his own protection."
Sam found what she had been looking for. "Yeah what ever Hime san," She stripped off her towel and reached for her underwear. Relena managed a slight gurgle of offence and turned away. "What? You never seen another gal naked? Anyway, like I said before tough, no restraining order is gonna keep me away from those boys!"
Relena turned seeing that Sam now had trousers and a bra on. "Oh you can keep the street rat, he's ....annoying"
Sam pulled a black crop top over her head and turned to Relena "Arrgh, you are unbelievable, you now that girly?"
Sam grabbed a leather jacket and left the room.
Heero opened the door to see a very angry looking Sam standing in the hall way. He motioned her in and closed the door.
"She...she..Arrgh HER!!" Sam spat out the word.
Heero looked on calmly "Getting to know your room mate?" Sam caught a glimmer of humour in his Prussian eyes.
She scowled "You have a fucked up sense of humour, you know that?"
"So, what did she say?"
"She set the spawn of Satan on me!!"
Heero's eyes widened. "Demons?"
"Worse, lawyers! And trust she wouldn't know a real demon if it spit brimstone in her face."
She scanned the room. "Hey where's Duo?"
"We're going out to eat. He told me to wait for you here."
Sam rolled her eyes. "Uh, what is your damage?"
Heero looked at her questioningly.
"Hello? We have one majorly depressed boy with demons on his ass. Did you not think to keep an eye on him?"
"He can look after himself."
"Why do you think I was sent here now, instead of in a few years when, lets face it things will be easier. Did you not notice his hand?"
"The demons want to...."
Sam clapped her hands. "Yes give the boy a gold star. Now let's go!!"
Sam grabbed Heero by his tank top and dragged him out of the room.
"So...where are we meeting him?"
Heero walked along side her "You've calmed down considering..."
"Relax, they're not going to make their move yet. Demons have a flare for the melo-dramatic."
Heero glared at her. "Then what was the deal back in the room?"
She shrugged "I needed to get it in to your thick skull that its not just a shrink Duo needs...Oh hey Duo." Sam spotted the braided boy and ran up to meet him.
Dinner was friendly affair, with Duo and Sam trying to make Heero mad and then even Heero joined in on a good bitch about Relena(1) They were all walking back to campus, talking like old friends. They rounded a corner to come face to face with Relena.
"Not again!" groaned Sam. "I'm gonna get enough from you in our room, do ya have to follow me around out here too?"
"Do you really think I'm here for you? Heero are you coming?" Heero didn't move. Relena frowned and addressed Sam again.
"You are in violation of the restraining order."
Duo's eyebrows shot up. "A restraining order? But isn't it you who's come near her?"
"It's not for me it's for Heero." Both Duo and Heero nearly fell over. "You've got to be kidding. Can she do that?" Duo asked Heero uncertainly.
"I can have you arrested and thrown in jail." Relena said to Sam, looking triumphant.
Sam's tolerance level had been crossed a long time ago. "Right that's it you whiney little cunt. I'm am going to rip you lungs out through your ass you...Hey let me go."
Heero and Duo had jumped forward and grabbed both her arms. "I suggest you leave." Duo shouted at Relena struggling to drag Sam away. They both noticed she was incredibly strong.
They dragged her into an ally.
"'K Sam, calm down." Said Duo soothingly
"Calm down? No way that bitch is going down!" She stomped her foot down. "A grim reaper owes me a favour and when I get back to heaven I'll give her a piece of my mind."
They all stopped and Duo looked very confused. "Favours from grim reapers? Get back to heaven?"
Sam clapped her hands to her mouth "Oops!"
Heero shook his head "Shit..."
End Chap.
(1): Maybe I'm just mean, I have great fun at a bitching session and it's a great stress reliever! Hehehe
Kaz: Was it just me or did only the end of that chap have anything to do with the story?
Chaimera: Um...hehe...Fine, I just really wanted to bash Relena around a bit. And pretend she was my Irish teacher...
Sam: Well I enjoyed it! Lotsa wholesome bitchy fun.
Duo: Yup, even Heero thought that was fun.
Chaimera: Well asides from the extensive Relena bashing, It was pretty crap. I'm sorry.
Sam: R&R anyway. We'll give you plushies. Chibi Duo and Heero.
Rayne: So cute
Heero/Duo: Hey
Kaz: Laters
Ciao
