Hiya everyone! Yeah I know, I've been really bad about updating, I'm in this play and it's eating up any free time I have….I'm sorry. Forgive me.

Thanks to all who reviewed! You guys rock! Love to reviewers!

Disclaimer: I own Prankster, Ramble and Marbles….I don't own the newsies! It's sad, but I've gotten over it.

And now with out delay, here is episode 6!

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Episode 6: Mush and his…'collection'

(Prankster and Marbles are sitting in front of a closed curtain in the desk)

Prankster: (waves) hi everyone, today we interview Mush!

Marbles: Ummm…Prankster? Where's Ramble, I haven't seen her in a while.

Prankster: (looks around) and where are Spot and Race?

Marbles: (worried) I don't know, maybe they're having a three-some.

Prankster: (attempts to calm the angery Spot and Race fans) THAT'S NOT IT! Ramble would never do that, but she would torture them.

(Ramble runs in)

Ramble: Ok we're ready! (pulls the rope the curtain opens)

Prankster and Marbles: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prankster: Holy sh-

Ramble: Watch you're mouth! (turns to the boys tied in chairs) aren't they beautiful?

(Spot and Race are tied to their chairs, neither one looking very happy, Racetrack is wearing parachute pants, an ugly orange neon shirt and somehow has managed to get Farah faucet hair. Spot on the other hand has his tousers half-way up his chest, a tight shirt fit with pocket protector and the classic, broken-glasses-but-taped-together and his hair slicked back)

Marbles: ummm…no!

Spot: (surprisingly calm) Prankstah? Da foist thin' I'm gunna do when I'se get outta heah is rip you'se and you'se sistahs heads off!

Prankster: (pounds head on desk) Ramble I want you to take those two and get them back in their normal clothes….NOW!

Ramble: Fine, wait…I ate a watermelon and all the seeds fell out, and when I went to pick them up they all began to shout.

Race and Spot: (half heartedly) you'se ate me momma!

Ramble: (rolls Spot and Race's chair of the set) be right back.

Marbles: ok! NOW let's welcome Mush!

Mush: (is dragged in by random people.) hi there.

Prankster: Hi Mush, alright Qupister wants to know, "why do you, Race and Blink hit eachother all the time?"

Mush: O.o we jist do?

(Ramble walks in)

Prankster: That was fast!

Ramble: Yeah, they were eager to get their clothes off.

(Jealous fans glare at Ramble, Spot and Race are wheeled back on the set, they are in their normal clothing, except Race is still wearing his parachute pants.)

Marbles: Why are you wearing those pants?

Race: 'cause I like 'em.

Everyone: O.o…….

Race: I'se sway in da wind.

Spot: We'se can only hope for a big wind.

Prankster: (tries not to laugh) oh Mush, next question comes from Dragonfly, she wants to know, "Why don't you keep your shirt off the ENTIRE movie?"

Race: (offended) hey! I thought she liked me!

Ramble: (puts duck tape on Race) Racetrack! You had your interview, so just sway in the wind!

(Race sways)

Mush: Well, it's New York and I'd freeze.

Marbles: In the summer?

Mush: Well truth be told all da odda's are jealous of me. Especially Spot.

Spot: Oh please.

Ramble: Shut up Spot! (pokes Spot)

Spot: Stop that!

Ramble: no (continues poking) tee-he!

Prankster: Ok this next question comes from Riot, "how'd ya get your newsie name?"

Mush: Well, most would say dat I'se toin to mush when I'se see a pretty goil. Dat's a lie. Dey call me Mush because when I'se came to da lodging house I'se was so beat up dat all I could eat was 'mush'

Ramble: (still poking) that's interesting.

(Spot is trying to bite Ramble's fingers)

Prankster: ok this one if from Riot too, she wants to know, "How did you get so buff being a street kid?"

Mush: Well you get pretty buff singing and dancing all day.

(Race and Spot nod in agreement)

Prankster: Then how come Race is never shirtless?

Race: 'cause all dose scenes were cut out.

Prankster: Oh and this is from Riot too, but it's not a question it just says, "flick Spots ears, let's see what he does!"

Spot: (in horror) O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIOT! I'SE GUNNA KILL YOU!

Ramble & Marbles: (flicks Spot's ears) yaye! Fun!

Spot: (yelling) WHY DOES GOD HATE ME?????

Ramble: Shut up! (Puts duct tape on him)

Mush: O_O umm, do I get ta leave?

Prankster: if you're good, now these questions come from Lisa, "How do you maintain your hair?"

Mush: Cold water and soap.

Prankster: again Lisa, "Are you really as innocent as you come off as?"

Mush: what?

Prankster: (still reading from card) "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Mush: No

Prankster: "Have you ever had a girlfriend?"


Mush: yeah, but we were six, so I don't know if dat counts.

Prankster: and Lisa's last question, "Would you be my boyfriend?"

Mush: 'cuse me do I know ya?

Prankster: probably not.

Spot: O_o

Ramble: hehehe flicking ears is fun!

Marbles: Yeah it is.

Prankster: You guys better stop it, Spot looks like he's about to explode.

Ramble and Marbles: Ok for now!

Ramble: I'll read the questions now! (Takes card) Ok Mush, "Would you ever think of striating your hair?"

Mush: O_O! No! Not me hair.

(Prankster, Marbles and Ramble smile in excitement, Spot and Race give Mush a you-shouldn't-have-done-that-you-moron look)

Ramble: Ok last question, Blinks-Tiger wants to know, "are you Kid Blink's gay lover, because I've heard stories."

Mush: (rushed) no, Blink and I 'ave no relationship besides friendship?

Marbles: O.o That line sounds awfully rehearsed.

Prankster: Yes! I think he's lying!

Ramble: (excited) Should I get the lie detector?

Prankster: no! (Smiles evilly) Get me a hair straightener!

Ramble: OK! (Runs out)

(Spot and Race shake their heads)

Mush: O.O no! Not me hair.

Marbles: Then answer us truthfully.

Mush: What do you want?

Marbles: We want the truth!

Mush: YOU CAN'T HANDLE DA TRUTH!!!!!

Prankster: Didn't we go through this with Medda?

Mush: Medda was on 'ere?

Prankster: Yep.

(Ramble runs in, with hair straightener)

Ramble: Mission successful, but we better use it quick before Bob Barker comes in here.

Prankster: 'K plug it in!

(Ramble plugs it in)

Mush: Ok, Ok, I'll talk, Blink's me dealer, but he ain't me lover.

Ramble: What do you mean….dealer?

Mush: (looks at floor ashamed) he sells me…stamps to lick…..but I'se can quit any time I want, I'se not addicted.

(Race nods)

Ramble: Wait a minute (rips duct tape off Race)

Race: Ow!

Ramble: Where do you get your coins?

Race: Blink's me dealer.

Ramble: I knew that Blink wasn't to be trusted!

Marbles: (skeptically) Yeah I bet you did.

Prankster: So wait a minute, you're addicted to the glue in stamps?

Mush: I'se not addicted, I 'ave a slight liking of the flavor.

Ramble: So that settles it, you can't leave until you're cured!

Marbles: and Race too, you two can't leave until you've been cured.

Prankster: and I know many would love to have the chance to 'cure' Spot, but that is out of the question, he's just here to torture.

Marbles: So are we done?

Prankster: (looks at notes) Yeah, we are, turn in next time for we will have Specs.

Race: Da poor boy.

Ramble: (to Race) you know his secret?

Race: Yeah, it's weird.

Marbles: Ramble, wait until next episode, aren't you going to sing?

Ramble: Oh Yeah! (Rips off Spot's duct tape)

Spot: OW!

Ramble: I ate a watermelon, and all the seeds fell out, and when I went to pick 'em up, they all began to shout…

Spot/Race/Ramble: You (you'se) ate my (me) momma!

Mush: Race, why are ya wearin' dose pants?

Prankster: (pounds head on desk)

Ramble: (waves) bye!!!!!

Spot: (mouths) God help us!

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and that's it. (smiles) hehehe, well please send your questions for Specs. I love reviews! They keep me alive….well no they don't. I lied, sorry. Anyway, that's it for chapter 6 have a nice day!