All's Normal On The Enterprise Part Five

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Broken Infinity: The killer what? Pecs? Did you mean pets? Then no. He has a chameleon, named Bob.

I-Am-Bug: It's not that great...

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A/N: This is going to sound really stupid, because I've been writing for quite a while now, but how do you get bold and italics to upload on ff.net? I've tried HTML and just uploading normal word documents; anyone else have this problem?

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Kirk: We're screwed.

Spock: Really screwed.

McCoy: Really, really screwed.

Sulu: Really, really, really screwed.

Uhura: Really, really, really, really, really screwed.

Chekov: Ve're in trouble.

Kirk: Hey! How dare you not continue the pattern!

Chekov: Ve newer have continuity in any of the other episodes.

Kirk: Point.

Sulu: So, how're we going to escape?

Kirk: Another point.

McCoy: Another item on our 'to do' list.

Kirk: Is that all you have to offer?

McCoy: Well, I could tell you that Apollo's health condition...

Chekov: I've heard of re-using lines, but this is ridiculous. And it doesn't make sense.

Kirk: None of this makes sense. Not you! Or you! (Pointing to the Ceiling) Or especially YOU!

McCoy: Dammit Jim, that's the ceiling!

Spock: I believe he was talking to his Guardian Angel.

[Everyone looks up. Kirk's Guardian Angel looks extremely haggard. And orange haired. And-]

Kirk: ARGH! STELLA! STELLA ISN'T MY GUARDIAN ANGEL!!!!!!!!!! THIS SUCKS!

Stella/Guardian Angel: Meh.

Spock: Haven't you got more to say than that?

Stella/Guardian Angel: You're right. Ehem. JAMES T. KIRK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW YOU GREAT OAF YOU'VE BEEN EATING AGAIN HAVEN'T YOU LOOK AT THAT GIRDLE WHY IF YOU WERE MARRIED TO ME...

Kirk(clasping hands over ears): STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Spock: Alright. Ehem. STAND BY TO PHOTOGRAPH!

Stella/Guardian Angel: ?

Spock: I am only permitted to shout the lines I shout in the series.

Kirk: Since when?

Spock: Since...3.097864894590584763 seconds ago.

Everyone: Oh.

Sulu: So...um...Stella...person...are...YouGoingToHelpUsOrKillUs?

Stella/Guardian Angel: ?

Chekov: Are you goink to help us or kill us?

Stella/Guardian Angel: I can't kill that which I protect. Therefore I am going to give you a key.

Chekov: A key to vhat?

Stella/Guardian Angel(sarcastically): To a toilet.

Chekov: Vhy?

Kirk: Okay, you've taken waaaaaay too much dialogue. Go stand in the corner.

Chekov: But-

Kirk: No buts!

Chekov: But-

Kirk: SO WE HAVE A KEY TO THE EXIT OF THIS CELL.

Chekov: No, it's to a-

Kirk(hitting him over the head with a baseball bat): A. key. To. The. Exit.

Sulu: We have a key and a baseball bat. Funniness.

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A/N: Okay, that was a little chapter because I haven't updated in a while. Soz for the shortness but GCSE homework sucks.

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