I am writing another chapter to "Harry's Social Disaster." I will be
having help by princessflowerchild who also plays Haley Giggles.
*Harry is huddled into a tiny corner with a notepad and paper, he is plotting revenge on the world.*
Harry: Malfoy is first because he sucks, Anne Raisenbran is second because she suggested it, Hermione is third because she's dating someone who sucks, and Haley Giggles is fourth because she laughs too much, and Ron is fifth because he didn't flush the urinal
Ron: Harry?
Harry: NO! BECAUSE HE WAS SPYING ON ME!
Ron: Harry? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
Harry: I got allergies... oh and I got a rare disease that you see on muggle talk shows.
Ron: What's it called?
Harry: AN-ASS-HOLE-IS-DATING-MY-GIRLFRIEND-TO-BE-OBIA
Ron: oh
Harry: Just you wait Ron, Hermione will be all mine at the beginning of Herbology! AND HE WILL SUFFER!
*Next day in Herbology*
Harry: (in an insane voice) Any moment now! Any moment now!
*Hermione and Draco are flirting with each other and Draco and Hermione sit down, Draco sits down on a tack, he jumps up and hits his head on a bowling ball and the bowling ball hits a lever that makes hippogriff shit fall on him*
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Hermione: MY POOR DRACIEKINS! LET ME MAKE OUT WITH YOU! *Hermione and Draco start making out*
Harry: NOOOOOO! MY PLAN HAS FAILED! WAAAAAAAH! *bursts into tears and runs into the boys bathroom there Ron is flushing the urinal once again*
Ron: Yup, that was a good pee *sniffs his hands* I didn't wash them yes ah! The essence of urine! So, why are you crying this time Harry?
Harry: Well-
Ron: Well, I don't really care because we have to get back to Herbology now!
Harry: OK! *Ron and Harry go to Herbology*
*After Herbology is over*
*Ron approaches Hermione*
Ron: Hey Hermione lets date!
Hermione: I'm down!
Harry: YOU SON OF A BITCH RON! *slaps Ron and Ron falls towards the ground and some how breaks his spleen*
*Mrs. Weasley randomly comes in*
Mrs. Weasley: ESCUUUUUUUSE ME!?
Harry: BITCH!
Mrs. Weasley: *runs off crying*
Ron: YOU BITCH!
Harry: I'M NOT A BITCH! I'M A BASTARD!
Ron: OW MY SPLEEN!
Hermione: OH! My poor Ronnikins! *hugs Ron*
Harry: I HATE YOU!
Ron: Thank you
Harry: I HATE YOU ALL!
Hermione: DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE GIVE A SHIT?!
Harry:...no...I'LL KILL YOU! *runs off to Hagrid's hut*
Hagrid: oy! 'Arry boy!
Harry: Hi Hagrid, can I steal some of your death tea powder
Hagrid: Well, I kinda already used it on McGonnagall because she is a threat on Dumbledore's singleness! THEN WHEN I SCROUNGE UP ENOUGH COURAGE I CAN ASK DUMBLEDORE TO MARRY ME!
Harry: I'LL KILL YOU TOO! *runs to the boy's dormitory and flings himself onto his bed. There he finds a letter opener from the Dursley's that they gave to him that Christmas* Tis nice and sharp, and pointy, tis good enough Malfoy and Ron to stab! BUT MALFOY FIRST BECAUSE HERMIONE LIKES HIM MORE! *stroke letter opener*
REVIEW OR DIE! AND REMEMBER...Julia knows where you live!
*Harry is huddled into a tiny corner with a notepad and paper, he is plotting revenge on the world.*
Harry: Malfoy is first because he sucks, Anne Raisenbran is second because she suggested it, Hermione is third because she's dating someone who sucks, and Haley Giggles is fourth because she laughs too much, and Ron is fifth because he didn't flush the urinal
Ron: Harry?
Harry: NO! BECAUSE HE WAS SPYING ON ME!
Ron: Harry? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
Harry: I got allergies... oh and I got a rare disease that you see on muggle talk shows.
Ron: What's it called?
Harry: AN-ASS-HOLE-IS-DATING-MY-GIRLFRIEND-TO-BE-OBIA
Ron: oh
Harry: Just you wait Ron, Hermione will be all mine at the beginning of Herbology! AND HE WILL SUFFER!
*Next day in Herbology*
Harry: (in an insane voice) Any moment now! Any moment now!
*Hermione and Draco are flirting with each other and Draco and Hermione sit down, Draco sits down on a tack, he jumps up and hits his head on a bowling ball and the bowling ball hits a lever that makes hippogriff shit fall on him*
Draco: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Hermione: MY POOR DRACIEKINS! LET ME MAKE OUT WITH YOU! *Hermione and Draco start making out*
Harry: NOOOOOO! MY PLAN HAS FAILED! WAAAAAAAH! *bursts into tears and runs into the boys bathroom there Ron is flushing the urinal once again*
Ron: Yup, that was a good pee *sniffs his hands* I didn't wash them yes ah! The essence of urine! So, why are you crying this time Harry?
Harry: Well-
Ron: Well, I don't really care because we have to get back to Herbology now!
Harry: OK! *Ron and Harry go to Herbology*
*After Herbology is over*
*Ron approaches Hermione*
Ron: Hey Hermione lets date!
Hermione: I'm down!
Harry: YOU SON OF A BITCH RON! *slaps Ron and Ron falls towards the ground and some how breaks his spleen*
*Mrs. Weasley randomly comes in*
Mrs. Weasley: ESCUUUUUUUSE ME!?
Harry: BITCH!
Mrs. Weasley: *runs off crying*
Ron: YOU BITCH!
Harry: I'M NOT A BITCH! I'M A BASTARD!
Ron: OW MY SPLEEN!
Hermione: OH! My poor Ronnikins! *hugs Ron*
Harry: I HATE YOU!
Ron: Thank you
Harry: I HATE YOU ALL!
Hermione: DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE GIVE A SHIT?!
Harry:...no...I'LL KILL YOU! *runs off to Hagrid's hut*
Hagrid: oy! 'Arry boy!
Harry: Hi Hagrid, can I steal some of your death tea powder
Hagrid: Well, I kinda already used it on McGonnagall because she is a threat on Dumbledore's singleness! THEN WHEN I SCROUNGE UP ENOUGH COURAGE I CAN ASK DUMBLEDORE TO MARRY ME!
Harry: I'LL KILL YOU TOO! *runs to the boy's dormitory and flings himself onto his bed. There he finds a letter opener from the Dursley's that they gave to him that Christmas* Tis nice and sharp, and pointy, tis good enough Malfoy and Ron to stab! BUT MALFOY FIRST BECAUSE HERMIONE LIKES HIM MORE! *stroke letter opener*
REVIEW OR DIE! AND REMEMBER...Julia knows where you live!
