Ron: Hey! Did you hear the news? A new girl is coming to Hogwarts! Her name
is Julia!
Harry: Yes! A new girl to hit on!
Ron: You âre such a weirdo.
Harry ponders of how he can get this new girl: Julia to be his girlfriend, he watches jealously as Hermoine walks down the hallway with her arm tightly wrapped around Malfoys neck. Malfoy has his hand right on her ass.
Harry: I totally have a plan. The next morning Julia nervously walks to breakfast, she is in Slytherin. Haley Giggles is rolling on the floor in laughter as usual. Julia and Haley become homies, but Julia is kind of scared. But then, Malfoy sits next to her, and begins to flirt. Julia begins to titter in a mindless fashion.
Malfoy: So, maybe I can show you around the school a little, maybe we can be close friends¦.
Julia: Yea! That'd be great!
Harry: WHOA! Hold on a second! Not only was I going to flirt with her, even if she;s the most hideous thing I ever saw, but Malfoy is cheating on Hermoine! Hermoine look at Draco!
Hermoine: Huh? OH MY GOD! THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Harry: (very pleased with himself) what are you gonna do?
Hermoine: Kick his little bleach haired ass! (storms over to Malfoy) What the fuck is going on here?!?!?
Malfoy: Lemme alone, mud-blood. I have a new girl who's pure wizard and she's a hottie.
(Malfoy puts her arm around her).
Hermoine: B-But all the wonderful times we shared!
(she slaps Malfoy across the face)
Hermione: We are through!
Malfoy: No shit, Sherlock!
Hermoine storms away towards the girls lavatory. Ron follows in a panic.
Ron: Hermoine! Slow down! What's wrong?
Hermoine: That ass, Malfoy broke up with me for this stupid Julia. He called me names, and he cursed at me. I liked him SO much. It wasn't love yet but, but Whaaaaa!
Ron: Malfoy's a Slytherin they are never up to any good. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
Hermoine: Ron, you âre such a good friend I know we were never close but I think I didn't get to know you well enough.
(She softly hugs Ron, Ron returns a gentle squeeze)
Anne: (exits stall) OOOOO Scandal! Hermoine and Ron are a couple! Must tell entire tri-state area!
Hermoine: No! Stop!
It was too late, Anne had scampered out the door without washing her hands. And sure enough, everyone found out, even Snape found out and teased them a lot. But most of all, Harry found out. He was furious. Ron and Hermoine discussed whether they should make that rumor true, or deny it. Hermoine suggested they should try it out, to see if any sparks fly, Ron didn’t seem to mind. So it was settled. Ron and Hermoine were a couple. Meanwhile Julia and Malfoy became a couple as well. They even had a pretend wedding. Julia didn’t care if the relationship was going too fast because Julia was on a weird powdery substance that she kept snorting. LOL!
Harry: Yes! A new girl to hit on!
Ron: You âre such a weirdo.
Harry ponders of how he can get this new girl: Julia to be his girlfriend, he watches jealously as Hermoine walks down the hallway with her arm tightly wrapped around Malfoys neck. Malfoy has his hand right on her ass.
Harry: I totally have a plan. The next morning Julia nervously walks to breakfast, she is in Slytherin. Haley Giggles is rolling on the floor in laughter as usual. Julia and Haley become homies, but Julia is kind of scared. But then, Malfoy sits next to her, and begins to flirt. Julia begins to titter in a mindless fashion.
Malfoy: So, maybe I can show you around the school a little, maybe we can be close friends¦.
Julia: Yea! That'd be great!
Harry: WHOA! Hold on a second! Not only was I going to flirt with her, even if she;s the most hideous thing I ever saw, but Malfoy is cheating on Hermoine! Hermoine look at Draco!
Hermoine: Huh? OH MY GOD! THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Harry: (very pleased with himself) what are you gonna do?
Hermoine: Kick his little bleach haired ass! (storms over to Malfoy) What the fuck is going on here?!?!?
Malfoy: Lemme alone, mud-blood. I have a new girl who's pure wizard and she's a hottie.
(Malfoy puts her arm around her).
Hermoine: B-But all the wonderful times we shared!
(she slaps Malfoy across the face)
Hermione: We are through!
Malfoy: No shit, Sherlock!
Hermoine storms away towards the girls lavatory. Ron follows in a panic.
Ron: Hermoine! Slow down! What's wrong?
Hermoine: That ass, Malfoy broke up with me for this stupid Julia. He called me names, and he cursed at me. I liked him SO much. It wasn't love yet but, but Whaaaaa!
Ron: Malfoy's a Slytherin they are never up to any good. Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?
Hermoine: Ron, you âre such a good friend I know we were never close but I think I didn't get to know you well enough.
(She softly hugs Ron, Ron returns a gentle squeeze)
Anne: (exits stall) OOOOO Scandal! Hermoine and Ron are a couple! Must tell entire tri-state area!
Hermoine: No! Stop!
It was too late, Anne had scampered out the door without washing her hands. And sure enough, everyone found out, even Snape found out and teased them a lot. But most of all, Harry found out. He was furious. Ron and Hermoine discussed whether they should make that rumor true, or deny it. Hermoine suggested they should try it out, to see if any sparks fly, Ron didn’t seem to mind. So it was settled. Ron and Hermoine were a couple. Meanwhile Julia and Malfoy became a couple as well. They even had a pretend wedding. Julia didn’t care if the relationship was going too fast because Julia was on a weird powdery substance that she kept snorting. LOL!
