Thank god! I'm back! This had been a no-homework day for me. A first in a long time. My weekends were busier than the weeks. Anyway. Summer will start for me the 2nd week of June. So yaye!

Thanks: to everyone who reviewed, I loves you all.

Disclaimer: Do I look like Disney? Ummm no! Don't own the boys, never will. Marbles, Ramble and Prankster do belong to me. MUHAHAHA

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(a peak in the backstage area, Splash, the light board operator and Aura, sound girl A.K.A. noise girl, are both on headset with their cues)

Splash: (to mystery person on the other side of her headset) yeah…the lights are ready….standing by.

Aura: (to her mystery person) yep, sound cues are in. the booth people are ready.

(Inside the therapists room, Monday is with her patient Race.)

Monday: So you're not getting out of those parachute pants.

Race: nah! I like 'em.

(Monday sighs)

(by the food table, Butterfly is arranging the donuts in symmetrical order…then the newsie nappers, Hotshot, Frecks, and Dreamy, with a bound Dutchy come and start eating)

(The Camera people, Moods, Rhapsody, and Falco, and Aki, the cue card holder are standing around talking. Shortie, a rapid fan girl restrainer walks up)

Shortie: have you guys seen Prankster?

(The camera people shake their heads no)

Aki: why is she missing?

Shortie: the house opens in 15 minutes and people are going to sit down and OUR HOST ISN'T HERE YET!!!!!!!!

Moods: hold on, calm down. Prankster will be here.

Falco: Marbles and Ramble here?

Shortie: yeah, they were here hours ago. Ramble's coloring and Marbles is in the bathroom…I think.

(the Rapid fan girl restrainers, Cards, Sparks, and Capy are up in the empty audience seats, talking)

Capy: Cards, remember to get the drool buckets in the 'Spot' section, we don't want a repeat of the Boots episode.

Cards: (shutters) I say we have Specs come out and have Spot in the greenroom watching shark week.

Sparks: Yeah, but then our ratings would drop at least 75%

Cards: The sad and bitter truth.

(in the make up room, Lisa and Glitter are putting the finishing touches on Itey.)

Lisa: ok now repeat after me, I feel pretty

Itey: I feel pretty?

(Glitter holds up salt lick)

Itey: (sings) I feel pretty, I feel pretty, I feel pretty and witty and excessively happy.

Glitter: I don't think that's the right lyrics

Itey: That's how Ramble sings it.

(Lisa and Glitter shrug)

(Outside, the sun is shining, the birds are singing and we are taken to a house. A lovely house, that has a bedroom, and a bed, with a lazy host inside the bed. Prankster wakes up and starts to stretch and looks at the clock which reads 8:37, Prankster does a double take)

Prankster: SHIT!

(back at the studio)

Aki: Moods? Did you hear something?

Moods: no.

(back at the house, Prankster rushes to find 'clean' clothes)

Prankster: (muttering over and over) I'm killing my sisters, I'm killing my sisters, I'm killing my sisters. (grabs purse and an orange and runs out the door, sees that her sisters took the car.) I'm REALLY gunna kill them. (starts to run at record breaking speed)

(Back at the studio)

Riot: And now, it's time for…..The Left Shoe Show.

(Marbles and Ramble are the only ones there, along with the boys of course)

Ramble: I ate a watermelon and all the seeds fell out, and when I went to pick them up they all began to shout.

Ramble & Boys: YOU (YOU'SE) ATE MY (ME) MOMMA!

Marbles: As you can see, Prankster is not with us at this time, though I'm sure she has a very go—(Prankster's screams are heard as she runs in at top speed and struggles to stop, taking deep breaths she sits down and nearly hyperventilates)

Prankster: I (breath) hate you (breath) guys, (breath) so (breath) much.

(Boots and Bookie walk in, Boots is carrying a bottle of water)

Boots: Butterfly (Jack winces) asked us to bring this to you.

(Prankster starts drinking the water)

Spot: HEY! WHY AIN'T HE TIED UP? (Race, Jack, & Mush agree)

Boots: don' ya know? All da other's ain't tied up. We 'ang out in the greenroom. We even convinced Specs to turn off shark week!

Race: Wait a minute! Yer tellin' me dat you, Specs, Itey, & Cruthy ain't gotta be tied up?!?!?

Bookie: To answer the question….yes. They cooperate, therefore they get benefits that more…difficult guest's don't.

Prankster: (coughs) excuse me, but we have a show tonight.

Bookie: Oh yes, quite, come Boots, we have to mail paychecks.

Prankster: Paychecks?

Ramble: Oh, didn't we tell you? We got spouncers.

Prankster:…..O.o….I'll ask later, so we have Dutchy today, and we will found out his relationship with Specs.

Audience: ohhhhhh

Prankster: Alright lets bring out Dutchy.

(Newsie Nappers roll Dutchy out)

Dutchy: oh hey guys.

Ramble: Now Dutchy, you answer our questions like the good boy we all know you are, you won't end up like these boys here.

Dutchy:….ummm…ok.

Prankster: ok, now first question comes from Sparker, "ok, how about why doesn't he have ANY speaking lines in the movie? (or does he, and I didn't notice?) either way, he's too damn quiet! speak up, man!"

Dutchy: I did talk, I asked Kloppy if I spelled 'strike' right!

Ramble: (pats his head) and you did!

Dutchy: O.o

Prankster: This comes from asp, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?"

Dutchy: (whispers to friends) I don't know what a 'tootsie pop' is what do I do?

Spot: Make up an answer!

Dutchy: ok, my answer is 27. (smiles)

Prankster: again, asp, "why don't any of you newsies revolt against Davey and get a different leader?"

Dutchy: (shudders) we ain't too organized, all da main peoples of da movie were taken' and figured for dead.

Race: Dere dey go wid da 'dead' thing, we ain't dead.

Spot: Though some of us wish we were.

Prankster: next question, is from Dodger, "What's with the name Dutchy? You don't look Dutch."

Dutchy: Well, Specs gave me that name….(is interrupted by the sound of "ahhhhhs" from the audience) and well, He jist started calling me that.

Marbles: Aren't pet names the greatest?

Ramble: Yes they are….pookie.

Marbles: :0 (holds up fist) call me Pookie again, I dare ya!

Prankster: Oh look ANOTHER question, again from Dodger, "Do you actually not know how to spell or were you faking it to make Kloppman feel useful?"

Dutchy: Well, actually, I can't write.

Ramble: Ahhh, that's ok, here, (hands him some crayons) color with me!

Dutchy: O.o (to boys) what do I do?

Mush: When Ramble says color, ya color!

Dutchy: ok, (tries his best color while tied up)

Prankster: and this is a comment from Dodger, "Oh ya, Race, keep the parachute pants, you look cute in them. and Spot, keep spirits up."

Race: See! Me public likes da Parachute pants.

Jack: Your public? They're only 'ere 'cause Spot's 'ere.

Ramble: Actually Jack, Racetrack does have a pretty big fan base along with you, Mush and the occasional Blinkers.

Mush: Blinkers?

Ramble: Oh that's my new name for Kid Blink!

Prankster: Next question! Is from Jinx, Jinx asks, "how come it's taken so long for him to realize that he loves Specs...I mean, come on. I barely knew their names the first time I'd seen the movie, and I knew it!"

Dutchy: Wait….what? I'm in love with Specs? Since when? What? How?

Race: (mutters) They'd make a bettah couple den Jack an' Sarah!

Prankster, Marbles & Ramble: ohhhhhhhh

Ramble: Burn!!!!

Jack: What? YOU don't like Sarah either.

Race: O.o. She's Davey's sistah, how good could she possibly be?

Ramble: "Sistah! So you have a twin sistah! Your thoughts betray her as well." Quick what movie?

Marbles: Star Wars, Return of the Jedi, too easy. Do another.

Prankster: How 'bout you read the questions?

Marbles: Alright, fine, drink your Figi water!

Prankster: since when can we afford Figi?

Ramble: Since we got over 150 reviews with no flames.

Marbles: This question comes from Sapphire O'Riley, to everyone, "Do your lovely hosts let you use the rest room?"

Spot: of course, we get one 10-minute break every 4 hours.

Marbles: this is from Chelci, she asks, "So, are you cheap, like they say of all Dutch people? I'm dutch too...and hey! I ain't cheap...I jsut wanted to know...if you had a lot of money, would you hoard it, or would you spend spend spend?"

Dutchy: umm, I'd save it, because ya nevah know when you'd get money again.

Ramble: I'll read, Ok this is from Aki, She asks, "If you could say one thing to Specs right now, what would it be?"

Dutchy:….yer alive?

Prankster: Oh unromantic!

Ramble: Well, we have had Specs locked up for a few months now.

Dutchy: Specs? Locked up? What?

Ramble: Oh no, not like these boys, (points to the boys in front) Specs has been in the greenroom, watching Shark Week.

Marbles: Ok these questions are from…..CARDS!!!!

Cards: (comes up) you called?

Marbles: job switch for a while, read your questions.

Cards: Gladly, (sits in Marbles chair, Marbles goes to be a fan girl restrainer) Now, my first question is, "Have you ever heard of the Band STYX?"

Dutchy: ummm no!

Cards: "What is the use of laser mice?"

Dutchy:…to make people…wonder?

Cards: "Do you want to jump Specs' bones and rip off his clothing??"

Dutchy: Bones?

Cards: "What is the slope of 4x-5y=1?"

Dutchy: y=4/5x+1

Jack: What?

Prankster: Correct!

Cards: "Do you think glasses are sexy?"

Dutchy: Well I wear 'em don't I?

Cards: "Should Jack get returned?"

Dutchy: yeah

Cards: "What is the bestest colour in the world?"

Dutchy: Blue

Cards: "Why do Humans get the right to be above other animals?"

Dutchy: 'cause were smartah!

Cards: "Why should/ Do we exist?"

Dutchy: Because we do.

Cards: "Why is Catlin so deep?"

Dutchy: Who's Catlin?

Cards: "Do you like Tommy Shaw?"

Dutchy: Who?

Cards: "Do you know Tommy Shaw's Birthday?"

Dutchy: What?

Cards: "Do you know who Tommy Shaw is?"

Dutchy: No!

Cards: "Do you think STYX is the bestest band in the world?"

Dutchy: What?

Cards: "Do you think gun Control is a good idea?"

Dutchy: Sure why not?

Cards: "You do know that you and Specs are perfect for each other right?"

Dutchy: What? Why am I getting asked that?

Race: Dutch, everyone's sexual orientation gets question on this show….you just more than others.

Cards: Ok, I'm done.

Marbles: (comes in) ok, back to your post!

Cards: (salutes) you got it.

Prankster: Ok next question is from Riot, "Are you or have you ever been pregnant?"

Dutchy:….no!

Prankster: again Riot, "Are you in denial about specs?"

Dutchy: what's there to be in denial about?

Marbles: he is.

Ramble: Well, you know what I think? I think that Dutchy and Specs have been oppressed by a society that doesn't understand their love.

Prankster: Go on.

Ramble: So I suggest that we keep Dutchy so that he can finally express his feelings for Specs.

Dutchy: there are NO feelings!

Ramble: (shakes head) Dutchy, you're in love, you just don't know it yet!

Dutchy: (bitter) Well, it's a good thing I got you goils to think for me, how DID I think before you came along?

Ramble: Oh you don't have to thank us. (smiling, missing the sarcasm)

Prankster: Ok these questions are from Firecracker, "are you upset that you only got one line in the movie?"

Dutchy: Nah!

Prankster: Again, Fire, "what is happening with David as leader? What do you think will happen?"

Dutchy: Well, he's as evil as Pulitzer right now! We're hoping he gets 'killed' soon.

Marbles: I'll read, this is from Sureshoot Higgins, "When you were passing out the newsies banner why did you go wit Blink and not Specs were youse two having a fight or sumting?"

Dutchy: Specs like to sell by himself, says he gets distracted when others sell wid 'im.

Ramble: (mutters) Others, or just you?

Dutchy: What was that?

Ramble: Nothing. (starts coloring and humming 'The Watermelon Song')

Marbles: Ok this is from Aguachica, she asks, "Do you bleach your hair?"

Dutchy: ummm no.

Marbles: again Aguachica, "Did you come from Holland? If so, why don't you have a Dutch accent?"

Dutchy: actually, me parents were Dutch, I was born in New York though.

Prankster: ok Dutchy, what's your deepest secret?

Dutchy: What?

Ramble: Yeah, what's your secret?

Dutchy: Well, I can't read….

Marbles: Wait, you can't read or write?

Dutchy: no.

Ramble: How're you a newsie?

Prankster: I think this is one of those "how is Jake a newsie? Moment"

Marbles: I agree.

Ramble: So is time up.

Prankster: Yes. Please send your questions for Snipeshooter. Get that. Snipes!

Ramble: yeah! (sings) I ate a watermelon, and all the seeds fell out, and when I went to pick 'em up, they all began to shout.

Ramble & Boys: YOU (YOU'SE)ATE MY (ME) MOMMA!

Dutchy: Oh! That's a good song.

Ramble: I know!

Prankster: Ok, bye guys remember to Snipeshooter, (turns to her sisters) now that the show's done I can do this.

Marbles: Do what?

Prankster: kill you. HOW COULD YOU NOT WAKE ME UP?!?!?!

Ramble: look at the time gotta go!

(Marbles and Ramble Run, while Prankster chases after them)
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and it's done. Please review. Bye.