~UmI hope you sort of like itand I OBVIOUSLY don't own Inu-yasha. Jamie and Cam are my characters~

Two girls stood in the flickering light of the lamppost that was positioned in front of 154 HIYA Avenue, California. The more intelligent looking one flipped her chin length red tresses off her face and shifted the box of pineapples under her left arm to her right to peer at her wristwatch for the fourteenth time that night. The other girl wore a grass skirt over her shorts, a ring of fragrant flowers around her neck, dark sunglasses, and a large flower in her long and braided rich brown hair. She had two boxes under each arm and both girls had a backpack on their backs.

"Can we go yet?" asked Cam impatiently.

"Yeah," replied Jamie. "Once you take off that ridiculous outfit."

"What? You don't like it?"

"Do you want to save Chiko?"

"Yes."

"Then take it off and be serious!"

"Alright" Cam sighed and reluctantly removed the grass skirt, flowers, and sunglasses and shoved it in her bag.

"That's better. Now lets go."

Jamie began to tread softly over the untamed grass and looked around her with distaste, and Cam, unlike Jamie, tripped over dark miscellaneous odds and ends, resulting in making a loud commotion.

"Could you be a little more discreet?" whispered Jamie as she wiped the doorbell with disinfectant before ringing it.

"Well excuse me Miss Ha-Ha-I-Can-Umm-Not-Trip-Over-Things, I'm not graceful like-HOLY CRAP!"

A pair of eyes stared at them from in between cracks of the boarded up windows.

"State yea' names and yea' business," a gruff voice said grumpily.

"Pineapples, bananas, coconuts, and Chiko," Jamie replied smoothly but with an extremely bored expression. On the plane, she made sure that Cam wasn't to say anything when they answered the door. "First impressions are everything!" she had said.

The eyes disappeared, and they could hear footsteps coming toward the door. The entrance creaked open slowly.

"Holy Jehosephat-ouch!" began Cam before Jamie elbowed her in the stomach.

Jamie did her best to put on a polite smile, but couldn't help the look of "what-the-heck" that clouded her face, nor could she help the muffled snorts and giggles coming from Cam. For there, a man with the largest and most hairy eyebrows stood before them. His eyebrows were so large that they didn't fit his face. They stuck out at each side of his face.

"What're ya' lookin' at?" the man at the door said with a frown.

"N-nothing!" Jamie exclaimed.

Cam said with a burst of laughter that came when the man frowned, "She's probably wondering how this place could be so dirty."

The man raised his eyebrows, raising another giggle from Cam, and said, "WhateverNow you twos jus' wait here." The man stepped aside to let Jamie and Cam in, and shut the door.

After the man was out of hearing range, Cam started laughing her head off; Jamie whacked her with her box of pineapples to keep her quiet.

"Ah come on!" Jamie cried while tenderly rubbing the growing lump on her head. "Didn't you see his eyebrows?"

"Yeah"

"Don't you think it's funny? I mean, he could just FLY AWAY with those things!" Cam started laughing again.

"One does not laugh at the person who stole one's pet no matter how long and large his eyebrows are." Jamie said solemnly.

"Ah Jamie, you ruined my fun"Cam smiled. "But it is funny, right?"

Jamie started laughing this time, and Cam joined her. They didn't stop until the I-can-fly-away-with-me-eyebrows guy came along; he had a tall black haired man with him.

"So these two girls are the poor unfortunate victims of W.I.C.K.E.D," the black-haired man said while smoothing back his sleek hair.

Jamie couldn't help but blush and avoided making eye contact with the black haired man, and Cam was too busy staring at the eyebrow-guy to notice anything wrong with her friend's behavior, and for that matter, anything else at all.

"Can we have Chiko yet?" asked Cam.

"You moron!" Jamie whispered violently while slamming to box of pineapples on top of Cam's head. "You just ruined the mood!"

"Why certainly!" exclaimed the black haired man. "Just step into this olive green vortex-warping-thingy."

The black haired guy opened a neon pink door behind an ordinary looking door that they hadn't noticed before (probably because of the eyebrow guy). Jamie and Cam stared at the pink door, and then they stared at the olive green vortex warping thingy.

"Um" began Jamie.

"OH WOW!" Cam pushed Jamie into the warping thing. "Lets go!"

Blinding olive green light engulfed them. The sounds of an opera singing woman blasted their ears. The sound swiftly turned into someone clipping his toenails, and then the sound changed to a sneeze, then to somebody burping, then to an evil cackle echoing.

Silence.

A cuckoo bird cooed, and a waterfall crashed down on the rocks below. The two girls looked around them. They were standing in a forest, and the sunlight streamed through the canopy of leaves. There was a waterfall to their right, and a cuckoo bird above.

"Whereare we?" breathed Cam.

"That jerk!" Jamie slapped her hand to her forehead. "I'm not suppose to fall for the bad guy!"

"Huh?"

"Ehnothing."

"What were all those sounds we heard while going through that warp?"

"Not sure, but the burping part seemed so real. I could almost smell it too."

"Oh" Cam looked up at the trees. "That was me."

Jamie gave her a frown, and was about to strangle her when a sliver of something shiny and kind of pink popped out of the trees and rolled in between them. Cam bent down to pick it up. "Pretty"

"Um," Jamie said with a worried frown. "I don't think you should take thatit's not ours, and who know what kind of germs are on there!"

"Don't worry so much." Cam said cheerfully, and dropped it in a pouch on her waist.

"Alright, lets go that way. Maybe we'll find a way out of here." Jamie pointed to a certain direction.

"Where'd the shard go, Kagome?" said a male voice.

"That way! Behind those trees!" cried a female one.

"Those were one of the most ugliest demons I've seen so far, but why did they have to throw it-Don't touch me, Miroku!" said another female voice, followed by a crack and an "oof".

"Come on," whispered Cam. "Let's go this way." She pointed to away from the voices.

"Why? They could help us find out where we are, you idiot,"

Jamie whispered back.

"We can't trust anyoneThey might want to suck out our souls through our noses and then toss us up the waterfall."

"Not a word of that made sense!"

"Be quiet! They're talking."

The two went silent as the people started talking again.

"Shut up you guys! I think I hear someone." The first man said and made a sound like sniffing. "They smellfruit?"

"Do you think there's such thing as fruit demons?" said the first female.

"Don't be stupid, Kagome!"

"You never know, Inu-yasha. Lady Kagome may guess right."

"Oh who asked you, you lech."

A very strange looking group pushed their way out of the closely knitted trees. The nearer girl had black hair and wore a school uniform, and the other girl had a giant boomerang on her back. A man with a staff and a little boy with red hair and a fox-like tail stood next to a very large cat-looking thing with menacing looking fangs, and the strangest one of all had long white hair, dog-ears, and a sword by his side.

"DON'T SUCK OUT MY SOUL!" screamed Cam.

~UhhhPretty PLEASE! ~