YAY! CHAPTER 4!
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Chapter 4: Harry's Social Crisis
Harry: *sitting on his bed going through the Hogwarts year book………if it has one* I am totally going to date. ANNE RAISENBRAN! *points at Anne's picture and starts getting excited* I SHALL GET REVENGE ON THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *takes out his envelope opener again and starts stroking it*
LATER IN THE LIBRARY!
Anne: OMG! It's Harry Potter! THE BIGGEST LOOSER IS SCHOOOOOOL! *laugh and points at Harry*
Harry: Hey, Anne, wanna date?
Anne: I'm down! ^-^
Harry: (whispers to himself) Revenge………
Anne: Lets kiss!
Harry: In front of Malfoy!
(Malfoy and Julia walk in Library)
Anne: OK!
(Harry and Anne start making out right in front of Malfoy and Julia)
Julia: Eeeeeeew Groooossss! COOOOOTIES! I like Malfoy! *snuggles up against Malfoy*
Malfoy: I'LL SHOW HIM! BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO SHOW ME HE ACTUALLY HAS A FRIEND! WELL I'LL SHOW HIM I ACTUALLY HAVE MORE FRIENDS! :P Hey Anne, wanna be my friend and diss Harry over here?!
Anne: OK! *drops Harry and snuggles up against Malfoy*
Harry: *bottom lip trembles*
Malfoy: I HAVE MORE GIRLFRIENDS THEN YOU! AND THEY DON'T MIND!
(Julia and Anne are both snuggling up against Malfoy)
Julia: SO SEXY!
Anne: DAMN SEXY!
Julia: BLOODY DAMN SEXY!
Anne: MORE SEXIER THEN JULIA SAID!
Julia: SEXY INFINITY!
Anne: Damn, you cheated. *glares at Julia*
(Malfoy and Julia make-out)
(Anne gets jealous)
Harry: *runs to girls lavatory by accidentally and sees Haley Giggles silent laughing but assumes that she is crying* What's your problem?
Haley: I MET A POSSUM! *giggles so hard she cries*
Harry: (sympathetically) Aw it's OK………WANT TO DATE!
Haley: *giggles*
Harry: WELL?!
Haley: *giggles more*
Harry: TELL ME!
Haley *giggles even more and has a seizure for giggling too much*
Harry: I take that as a yes!
Haley: *nods and giggles*
Harry: I'm taking you to Malfoy to show him I know a girl! And it's not Anne Raisinbran MWAHAHAHAHA!
Haley: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!………*giggles*
NOW WE ARE BACK AT THE LIBARABY! Where Anne is plotting her jealous revenge on Julia for stealing her second boyfriend of the day.
(Julia and Malfoy are in a random closet snogging with each other)
Anne: HEY MALFOY GET OUT HERE QUICK! HARRY POTTER HAS A DATE! AND IT'S HALEY GIGGLES! AND SHE IS VERY SELECTIVE OVER BOYS!
Malfoy: *comes out of closet and drops his jaw in amazement as he stares at Harry and giggling Haley* Who cares? I don't date losers……...Hey Potty, wanna go on a double date?
Harry: YES! Just to prove I am smooth with the ladies!
Haley: *pokes Harry in the ribs and he falls over* *giggles*
(They go to Chuck E. Cheese's for their double date that night, I mean what can be cooler then a first date at Chuck E. Cheese's?)
Haley: *giggles* YAY WERE AT CHUCK E. CHEESE'S KAREOKE! LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKE BOX BABY!
Harry: But you used up my last dime on that cheap bracelet!
Haley: OH! BUY ME THIS HARRY! *shoves a stuff animal in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves a nintendo game cube in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves the vending machine in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves the contract to the Chuck E. Cheese's building in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves a contract for the zoo in Harry's face* OH! HARRY LETS GO GET CHUCK E,'s AUTOGRAPH! OH HARRY THIS IS SUCH A MAGICAL NIGHT! *giggles*
Harry: It is very magical Haley Baley Double Doodey in the sunshine! ! *tries not to look worried about bill*
Haley: OH HONEY! LETS GO IN THE CHUCK E. CHEESE'S SPA! IT'S ONLY 600 GALLEONS PER PERSON HONEY POOP!
Harry: Chuck E. Cheese's has a spa? Oh, well whatever you say Haley Baley Double Doodey in the sunshine!
Malfoy: Having fun Potty, with your GIRLFRIEND! Oops, looks like that bill says TEN MILLION AND THREE GALLEONS AND 5 SICKLES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Julia: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *Throws head back*
Haley: *throws head back too and giggles*
Harry: EVIL SHE IS EVIL PURE EVIL! *runs away from Haley and into the boys bathroom*
Haley: OH HARRYKINS! WE HAVN'T EVEN MADE OUT YET! *giggles*
IN BATHROOM
(Harry is curled up on the floor of a bathroom stall)
Ron: Hi dee ho Winslow! *peers under Harry's stall*
Harry: GRRRRR! I HATE YOU WEASEL! I AM GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS!
Ron: Do you hate me Because your giggle girlfriend is now going out with me?! And she doesn't ask me to buy her anything?!
Harry: You broke up with Hermione?
Ron: yeah, like 2 seconds ago, after she said I was too dumb for her- I mean I dumped her because she was a smart ass! ^-^
Harry: Oh my goody goody gosh! Hermione's single! HOT DOG! I LOVE YOU RON! We are best friends again *hugs Ron* *runs into girls room* HERMIONE!
Hermione: HARRY YOU SICK ANIMAL CAN'T YOU SEE I'M NAKED BECAUSE YOUR STUPID EX- BEST FRIEND SPILLED FRUIT PUNCH ALL OVER ME!
Anne: *comes in the girls bathroom!* OMG! DID YOU JUST HEAR RON AND HARRY'S CONVERSATION!? HARRY POTTER IS GAY! MUST TELL WHOLE QUAD-STATE AREA! *runs out of bathroom*
Harry: Want to date Hermione?
Hermione: No I'm dating Professor Dumbledore!
Harry: *falls on knees and screams to the sky* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Chapter 4: Harry's Social Crisis
Harry: *sitting on his bed going through the Hogwarts year book………if it has one* I am totally going to date. ANNE RAISENBRAN! *points at Anne's picture and starts getting excited* I SHALL GET REVENGE ON THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *takes out his envelope opener again and starts stroking it*
LATER IN THE LIBRARY!
Anne: OMG! It's Harry Potter! THE BIGGEST LOOSER IS SCHOOOOOOL! *laugh and points at Harry*
Harry: Hey, Anne, wanna date?
Anne: I'm down! ^-^
Harry: (whispers to himself) Revenge………
Anne: Lets kiss!
Harry: In front of Malfoy!
(Malfoy and Julia walk in Library)
Anne: OK!
(Harry and Anne start making out right in front of Malfoy and Julia)
Julia: Eeeeeeew Groooossss! COOOOOTIES! I like Malfoy! *snuggles up against Malfoy*
Malfoy: I'LL SHOW HIM! BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO SHOW ME HE ACTUALLY HAS A FRIEND! WELL I'LL SHOW HIM I ACTUALLY HAVE MORE FRIENDS! :P Hey Anne, wanna be my friend and diss Harry over here?!
Anne: OK! *drops Harry and snuggles up against Malfoy*
Harry: *bottom lip trembles*
Malfoy: I HAVE MORE GIRLFRIENDS THEN YOU! AND THEY DON'T MIND!
(Julia and Anne are both snuggling up against Malfoy)
Julia: SO SEXY!
Anne: DAMN SEXY!
Julia: BLOODY DAMN SEXY!
Anne: MORE SEXIER THEN JULIA SAID!
Julia: SEXY INFINITY!
Anne: Damn, you cheated. *glares at Julia*
(Malfoy and Julia make-out)
(Anne gets jealous)
Harry: *runs to girls lavatory by accidentally and sees Haley Giggles silent laughing but assumes that she is crying* What's your problem?
Haley: I MET A POSSUM! *giggles so hard she cries*
Harry: (sympathetically) Aw it's OK………WANT TO DATE!
Haley: *giggles*
Harry: WELL?!
Haley: *giggles more*
Harry: TELL ME!
Haley *giggles even more and has a seizure for giggling too much*
Harry: I take that as a yes!
Haley: *nods and giggles*
Harry: I'm taking you to Malfoy to show him I know a girl! And it's not Anne Raisinbran MWAHAHAHAHA!
Haley: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!………*giggles*
NOW WE ARE BACK AT THE LIBARABY! Where Anne is plotting her jealous revenge on Julia for stealing her second boyfriend of the day.
(Julia and Malfoy are in a random closet snogging with each other)
Anne: HEY MALFOY GET OUT HERE QUICK! HARRY POTTER HAS A DATE! AND IT'S HALEY GIGGLES! AND SHE IS VERY SELECTIVE OVER BOYS!
Malfoy: *comes out of closet and drops his jaw in amazement as he stares at Harry and giggling Haley* Who cares? I don't date losers……...Hey Potty, wanna go on a double date?
Harry: YES! Just to prove I am smooth with the ladies!
Haley: *pokes Harry in the ribs and he falls over* *giggles*
(They go to Chuck E. Cheese's for their double date that night, I mean what can be cooler then a first date at Chuck E. Cheese's?)
Haley: *giggles* YAY WERE AT CHUCK E. CHEESE'S KAREOKE! LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKE BOX BABY!
Harry: But you used up my last dime on that cheap bracelet!
Haley: OH! BUY ME THIS HARRY! *shoves a stuff animal in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves a nintendo game cube in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves the vending machine in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves the contract to the Chuck E. Cheese's building in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves a contract for the zoo in Harry's face* OH! HARRY LETS GO GET CHUCK E,'s AUTOGRAPH! OH HARRY THIS IS SUCH A MAGICAL NIGHT! *giggles*
Harry: It is very magical Haley Baley Double Doodey in the sunshine! ! *tries not to look worried about bill*
Haley: OH HONEY! LETS GO IN THE CHUCK E. CHEESE'S SPA! IT'S ONLY 600 GALLEONS PER PERSON HONEY POOP!
Harry: Chuck E. Cheese's has a spa? Oh, well whatever you say Haley Baley Double Doodey in the sunshine!
Malfoy: Having fun Potty, with your GIRLFRIEND! Oops, looks like that bill says TEN MILLION AND THREE GALLEONS AND 5 SICKLES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Julia: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *Throws head back*
Haley: *throws head back too and giggles*
Harry: EVIL SHE IS EVIL PURE EVIL! *runs away from Haley and into the boys bathroom*
Haley: OH HARRYKINS! WE HAVN'T EVEN MADE OUT YET! *giggles*
IN BATHROOM
(Harry is curled up on the floor of a bathroom stall)
Ron: Hi dee ho Winslow! *peers under Harry's stall*
Harry: GRRRRR! I HATE YOU WEASEL! I AM GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS!
Ron: Do you hate me Because your giggle girlfriend is now going out with me?! And she doesn't ask me to buy her anything?!
Harry: You broke up with Hermione?
Ron: yeah, like 2 seconds ago, after she said I was too dumb for her- I mean I dumped her because she was a smart ass! ^-^
Harry: Oh my goody goody gosh! Hermione's single! HOT DOG! I LOVE YOU RON! We are best friends again *hugs Ron* *runs into girls room* HERMIONE!
Hermione: HARRY YOU SICK ANIMAL CAN'T YOU SEE I'M NAKED BECAUSE YOUR STUPID EX- BEST FRIEND SPILLED FRUIT PUNCH ALL OVER ME!
Anne: *comes in the girls bathroom!* OMG! DID YOU JUST HEAR RON AND HARRY'S CONVERSATION!? HARRY POTTER IS GAY! MUST TELL WHOLE QUAD-STATE AREA! *runs out of bathroom*
Harry: Want to date Hermione?
Hermione: No I'm dating Professor Dumbledore!
Harry: *falls on knees and screams to the sky* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If you review I will give you a present. ^-^
