YAY! CHAPTER 4!

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Chapter 4: Harry's Social Crisis

Harry: *sitting on his bed going through the Hogwarts year book………if it has one* I am totally going to date. ANNE RAISENBRAN! *points at Anne's picture and starts getting excited* I SHALL GET REVENGE ON THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *takes out his envelope opener again and starts stroking it*

LATER IN THE LIBRARY!

Anne: OMG! It's Harry Potter! THE BIGGEST LOOSER IS SCHOOOOOOL! *laugh and points at Harry*

Harry: Hey, Anne, wanna date?

Anne: I'm down! ^-^

Harry: (whispers to himself) Revenge………

Anne: Lets kiss!

Harry: In front of Malfoy!

(Malfoy and Julia walk in Library)

Anne: OK!

(Harry and Anne start making out right in front of Malfoy and Julia)

Julia: Eeeeeeew Groooossss! COOOOOTIES! I like Malfoy! *snuggles up against Malfoy*

Malfoy: I'LL SHOW HIM! BECAUSE HE'S TRYING TO SHOW ME HE ACTUALLY HAS A FRIEND! WELL I'LL SHOW HIM I ACTUALLY HAVE MORE FRIENDS! :P Hey Anne, wanna be my friend and diss Harry over here?!

Anne: OK! *drops Harry and snuggles up against Malfoy*

Harry: *bottom lip trembles*

Malfoy: I HAVE MORE GIRLFRIENDS THEN YOU! AND THEY DON'T MIND!

(Julia and Anne are both snuggling up against Malfoy)

Julia: SO SEXY!

Anne: DAMN SEXY!

Julia: BLOODY DAMN SEXY!

Anne: MORE SEXIER THEN JULIA SAID!

Julia: SEXY INFINITY!

Anne: Damn, you cheated. *glares at Julia*

(Malfoy and Julia make-out)

(Anne gets jealous)

Harry: *runs to girls lavatory by accidentally and sees Haley Giggles silent laughing but assumes that she is crying* What's your problem?

Haley: I MET A POSSUM! *giggles so hard she cries*

Harry: (sympathetically) Aw it's OK………WANT TO DATE!

Haley: *giggles*

Harry: WELL?!

Haley: *giggles more*

Harry: TELL ME!

Haley *giggles even more and has a seizure for giggling too much*

Harry: I take that as a yes!

Haley: *nods and giggles*

Harry: I'm taking you to Malfoy to show him I know a girl! And it's not Anne Raisinbran MWAHAHAHAHA!

Haley: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!………*giggles*

NOW WE ARE BACK AT THE LIBARABY! Where Anne is plotting her jealous revenge on Julia for stealing her second boyfriend of the day.

(Julia and Malfoy are in a random closet snogging with each other)

Anne: HEY MALFOY GET OUT HERE QUICK! HARRY POTTER HAS A DATE! AND IT'S HALEY GIGGLES! AND SHE IS VERY SELECTIVE OVER BOYS!

Malfoy: *comes out of closet and drops his jaw in amazement as he stares at Harry and giggling Haley* Who cares? I don't date losers……...Hey Potty, wanna go on a double date?

Harry: YES! Just to prove I am smooth with the ladies!

Haley: *pokes Harry in the ribs and he falls over* *giggles*

(They go to Chuck E. Cheese's for their double date that night, I mean what can be cooler then a first date at Chuck E. Cheese's?)

Haley: *giggles* YAY WERE AT CHUCK E. CHEESE'S KAREOKE! LOVE ROCK AND ROLL SO PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKE BOX BABY!

Harry: But you used up my last dime on that cheap bracelet!

Haley: OH! BUY ME THIS HARRY! *shoves a stuff animal in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves a nintendo game cube in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves the vending machine in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves the contract to the Chuck E. Cheese's building in Harry's face* AND THIS! *shoves a contract for the zoo in Harry's face* OH! HARRY LETS GO GET CHUCK E,'s AUTOGRAPH! OH HARRY THIS IS SUCH A MAGICAL NIGHT! *giggles*

Harry: It is very magical Haley Baley Double Doodey in the sunshine! ! *tries not to look worried about bill*

Haley: OH HONEY! LETS GO IN THE CHUCK E. CHEESE'S SPA! IT'S ONLY 600 GALLEONS PER PERSON HONEY POOP!

Harry: Chuck E. Cheese's has a spa? Oh, well whatever you say Haley Baley Double Doodey in the sunshine!

Malfoy: Having fun Potty, with your GIRLFRIEND! Oops, looks like that bill says TEN MILLION AND THREE GALLEONS AND 5 SICKLES! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Julia: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *Throws head back*

Haley: *throws head back too and giggles*

Harry: EVIL SHE IS EVIL PURE EVIL! *runs away from Haley and into the boys bathroom*

Haley: OH HARRYKINS! WE HAVN'T EVEN MADE OUT YET! *giggles*

IN BATHROOM

(Harry is curled up on the floor of a bathroom stall)

Ron: Hi dee ho Winslow! *peers under Harry's stall*

Harry: GRRRRR! I HATE YOU WEASEL! I AM GOING TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS!

Ron: Do you hate me Because your giggle girlfriend is now going out with me?! And she doesn't ask me to buy her anything?!

Harry: You broke up with Hermione?

Ron: yeah, like 2 seconds ago, after she said I was too dumb for her- I mean I dumped her because she was a smart ass! ^-^

Harry: Oh my goody goody gosh! Hermione's single! HOT DOG! I LOVE YOU RON! We are best friends again *hugs Ron* *runs into girls room* HERMIONE!

Hermione: HARRY YOU SICK ANIMAL CAN'T YOU SEE I'M NAKED BECAUSE YOUR STUPID EX- BEST FRIEND SPILLED FRUIT PUNCH ALL OVER ME!

Anne: *comes in the girls bathroom!* OMG! DID YOU JUST HEAR RON AND HARRY'S CONVERSATION!? HARRY POTTER IS GAY! MUST TELL WHOLE QUAD-STATE AREA! *runs out of bathroom*

Harry: Want to date Hermione?

Hermione: No I'm dating Professor Dumbledore!

Harry: *falls on knees and screams to the sky* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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