Chapter 6: Harry's Social Calamity
In our last chapter Draco and Julia are getting married in June and Hermione and Dumbledore are getting too close. Ron and Haley are lovers for life! (Haley: *giggles*) and Anne finds out Dean is a Social Butterfly too! Now they can get gossip around twice as fast!
Harry: Pillow, let me tell you, life used to be so easy. It was like everyone just knew that I was better than them, now, I'm treated like everyone else but only worse so.you know?
Pillow: Oh, did you just say something?
Harry: That does it, tonight Draco dies.
Pillow: *snore* oh, whatever.
*~later that night~*
Harry: (puts on his invisibility cloak with a knife in his hand) OK, here I go. *trips* *riiiiiiiiiiiiip!!!* OH NO! MY CLOAK IS RUINED!!!!
Snape: Potter! Why are you out of bed in my beloved Draco's dorm room with a knife?
Harry: UMMMM..I love him?
Snape: What? No! Draco is MINE!!!! MINE I SAY! Gryfindor loses 300 points!!!!
Harry: B-but then everyone will hate me!
Snape: WAKE-UP EVERYONE! HARRY POTTER WANTS TO HOOK-UP WITH DRACO MALFOY!!!!
*everyone points and laughs*
Harry: AAAA ::runs back to his bed screaming:: *everyone in the dorm laughs at him* What are laughing at?
Ron: Snape's announcement was on the P.A. system!
Harry: What? We have a P.A. system? *has emotional break-down*
Pillow: There, there?
*~next morning~*
Ron: Hey fruit cup, aren't you going to finish your breakfast? I heard there's a new professor.
Harry: Oh yeah? Who's that?
Ron: Professor Finn. He's teaching Quidditch.
Harry: I have Quidditch first period this year!
*bell rings*
Harry: Since when do we have a bell? *scurries off to class*
Finn (wearing a chiton): Welcome to Quidditch, I will learn you and emotionally scar you! *grins REALLY big*
Harry: Well I'M the seeker so I get special privileges!
Finn: Not anymore! *lifts Ron over his head* Ron is our new seeker!
Ron: Ha Ha! In your face you fairy!
Finn: There will be no dissing gay people in this class because my cousin is bisexual! (actually true I met her)
Haley: *giggles* I'm Haley! *eats a banana*
Finn: Let's go river dancing!
Haley: I'm down!
*dances*
Finn: Ok, do 212 push-ups! NOW!
Harry: *collapses after doing 3*
Finn: *smacks Harry* You suck! You have been down-graded to bench-warmer!
Harry: Bench-warmer! But I'm Holy Harry Potter!
Finn: I have webbed toes but you don't see me complaining!
Harry: You do?
Finn: NO! *bell rings*
Finn: We have a bell?
Harry: Yes, yes, we do indeed have a bell. Aww crap now I have to go to potions class!
Snape: *glares evilly as Harry walks in* Mr. Potty, have a seat AWAY from Malfoy!
Harry: I'M NOT GAY!!!! I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH HERMOINE!
*Dumbledore bursts in with a hack saw*
Dumbledore: DIE HARRY POTTER!!!
Harry: *takes out wand and accidentally turns himself into a cock roach*
Dumbledore: *stomp* *squish*
*~later at the nurse's office~*
Harry wakes up to find that he is back to a human boy, wait a HUMAN boy not a wizard.
*Dumbledore, Ron, Hermoine, Draco, Haley, Hagrid, Snape, Finn, Julia, Anne, and some random girl named Hillary burst in*
All: HA HA! YOU ARE A HUMAN! NOW YOU MUST LEAVE OUR SCHOOL!!!
Harry: B-but the Dursley's moved away!
Hillary: *waves her wand and turns Harry Potter back into a wizard*
All: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!! *angry mob forms*
Harry: Wanna date?
Hillary: Sorry, I'm allergic to losers..
Harry: People say that a lot to me...
Dumbledore: *grabs Harry by the neck* Don't you EVER go near Hermoine again or I'll feed you to our camel!
Harry: Yes SIR!
Hagrid: If you even think about about Dumbledore I'll feed you the warthog!
Harry: Yes SIR!
Haley: *giggles*
Anne: I need some more rumors to spread *sigh*
Julia: Don't forget, me and Draco's wedding is June 10th!
Next Chapter there will be tears, anger, and camels! Review or DIE!
In our last chapter Draco and Julia are getting married in June and Hermione and Dumbledore are getting too close. Ron and Haley are lovers for life! (Haley: *giggles*) and Anne finds out Dean is a Social Butterfly too! Now they can get gossip around twice as fast!
Harry: Pillow, let me tell you, life used to be so easy. It was like everyone just knew that I was better than them, now, I'm treated like everyone else but only worse so.you know?
Pillow: Oh, did you just say something?
Harry: That does it, tonight Draco dies.
Pillow: *snore* oh, whatever.
*~later that night~*
Harry: (puts on his invisibility cloak with a knife in his hand) OK, here I go. *trips* *riiiiiiiiiiiiip!!!* OH NO! MY CLOAK IS RUINED!!!!
Snape: Potter! Why are you out of bed in my beloved Draco's dorm room with a knife?
Harry: UMMMM..I love him?
Snape: What? No! Draco is MINE!!!! MINE I SAY! Gryfindor loses 300 points!!!!
Harry: B-but then everyone will hate me!
Snape: WAKE-UP EVERYONE! HARRY POTTER WANTS TO HOOK-UP WITH DRACO MALFOY!!!!
*everyone points and laughs*
Harry: AAAA ::runs back to his bed screaming:: *everyone in the dorm laughs at him* What are laughing at?
Ron: Snape's announcement was on the P.A. system!
Harry: What? We have a P.A. system? *has emotional break-down*
Pillow: There, there?
*~next morning~*
Ron: Hey fruit cup, aren't you going to finish your breakfast? I heard there's a new professor.
Harry: Oh yeah? Who's that?
Ron: Professor Finn. He's teaching Quidditch.
Harry: I have Quidditch first period this year!
*bell rings*
Harry: Since when do we have a bell? *scurries off to class*
Finn (wearing a chiton): Welcome to Quidditch, I will learn you and emotionally scar you! *grins REALLY big*
Harry: Well I'M the seeker so I get special privileges!
Finn: Not anymore! *lifts Ron over his head* Ron is our new seeker!
Ron: Ha Ha! In your face you fairy!
Finn: There will be no dissing gay people in this class because my cousin is bisexual! (actually true I met her)
Haley: *giggles* I'm Haley! *eats a banana*
Finn: Let's go river dancing!
Haley: I'm down!
*dances*
Finn: Ok, do 212 push-ups! NOW!
Harry: *collapses after doing 3*
Finn: *smacks Harry* You suck! You have been down-graded to bench-warmer!
Harry: Bench-warmer! But I'm Holy Harry Potter!
Finn: I have webbed toes but you don't see me complaining!
Harry: You do?
Finn: NO! *bell rings*
Finn: We have a bell?
Harry: Yes, yes, we do indeed have a bell. Aww crap now I have to go to potions class!
Snape: *glares evilly as Harry walks in* Mr. Potty, have a seat AWAY from Malfoy!
Harry: I'M NOT GAY!!!! I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH HERMOINE!
*Dumbledore bursts in with a hack saw*
Dumbledore: DIE HARRY POTTER!!!
Harry: *takes out wand and accidentally turns himself into a cock roach*
Dumbledore: *stomp* *squish*
*~later at the nurse's office~*
Harry wakes up to find that he is back to a human boy, wait a HUMAN boy not a wizard.
*Dumbledore, Ron, Hermoine, Draco, Haley, Hagrid, Snape, Finn, Julia, Anne, and some random girl named Hillary burst in*
All: HA HA! YOU ARE A HUMAN! NOW YOU MUST LEAVE OUR SCHOOL!!!
Harry: B-but the Dursley's moved away!
Hillary: *waves her wand and turns Harry Potter back into a wizard*
All: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!! *angry mob forms*
Harry: Wanna date?
Hillary: Sorry, I'm allergic to losers..
Harry: People say that a lot to me...
Dumbledore: *grabs Harry by the neck* Don't you EVER go near Hermoine again or I'll feed you to our camel!
Harry: Yes SIR!
Hagrid: If you even think about about Dumbledore I'll feed you the warthog!
Harry: Yes SIR!
Haley: *giggles*
Anne: I need some more rumors to spread *sigh*
Julia: Don't forget, me and Draco's wedding is June 10th!
Next Chapter there will be tears, anger, and camels! Review or DIE!
