Chapter 6: Harry's Social Calamity

In our last chapter Draco and Julia are getting married in June and Hermione and Dumbledore are getting too close. Ron and Haley are lovers for life! (Haley: *giggles*) and Anne finds out Dean is a Social Butterfly too! Now they can get gossip around twice as fast!

Harry: Pillow, let me tell you, life used to be so easy. It was like everyone just knew that I was better than them, now, I'm treated like everyone else but only worse so.you know?

Pillow: Oh, did you just say something?

Harry: That does it, tonight Draco dies.

Pillow: *snore* oh, whatever.

*~later that night~*

Harry: (puts on his invisibility cloak with a knife in his hand) OK, here I go. *trips* *riiiiiiiiiiiiip!!!* OH NO! MY CLOAK IS RUINED!!!!

Snape: Potter! Why are you out of bed in my beloved Draco's dorm room with a knife?

Harry: UMMMM..I love him?

Snape: What? No! Draco is MINE!!!! MINE I SAY! Gryfindor loses 300 points!!!!

Harry: B-but then everyone will hate me!

Snape: WAKE-UP EVERYONE! HARRY POTTER WANTS TO HOOK-UP WITH DRACO MALFOY!!!!

*everyone points and laughs*

Harry: AAAA ::runs back to his bed screaming:: *everyone in the dorm laughs at him* What are laughing at?

Ron: Snape's announcement was on the P.A. system!

Harry: What? We have a P.A. system? *has emotional break-down*

Pillow: There, there?

*~next morning~*

Ron: Hey fruit cup, aren't you going to finish your breakfast? I heard there's a new professor.

Harry: Oh yeah? Who's that?

Ron: Professor Finn. He's teaching Quidditch.

Harry: I have Quidditch first period this year!

*bell rings*

Harry: Since when do we have a bell? *scurries off to class*

Finn (wearing a chiton): Welcome to Quidditch, I will learn you and emotionally scar you! *grins REALLY big*

Harry: Well I'M the seeker so I get special privileges!

Finn: Not anymore! *lifts Ron over his head* Ron is our new seeker!

Ron: Ha Ha! In your face you fairy!

Finn: There will be no dissing gay people in this class because my cousin is bisexual! (actually true I met her)

Haley: *giggles* I'm Haley! *eats a banana*

Finn: Let's go river dancing!

Haley: I'm down!

*dances*

Finn: Ok, do 212 push-ups! NOW!

Harry: *collapses after doing 3*

Finn: *smacks Harry* You suck! You have been down-graded to bench-warmer!

Harry: Bench-warmer! But I'm Holy Harry Potter!

Finn: I have webbed toes but you don't see me complaining!

Harry: You do?

Finn: NO! *bell rings*

Finn: We have a bell?

Harry: Yes, yes, we do indeed have a bell. Aww crap now I have to go to potions class!

Snape: *glares evilly as Harry walks in* Mr. Potty, have a seat AWAY from Malfoy!

Harry: I'M NOT GAY!!!! I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH HERMOINE!

*Dumbledore bursts in with a hack saw*

Dumbledore: DIE HARRY POTTER!!!

Harry: *takes out wand and accidentally turns himself into a cock roach*

Dumbledore: *stomp* *squish*

*~later at the nurse's office~*

Harry wakes up to find that he is back to a human boy, wait a HUMAN boy not a wizard.

*Dumbledore, Ron, Hermoine, Draco, Haley, Hagrid, Snape, Finn, Julia, Anne, and some random girl named Hillary burst in*

All: HA HA! YOU ARE A HUMAN! NOW YOU MUST LEAVE OUR SCHOOL!!!

Harry: B-but the Dursley's moved away!

Hillary: *waves her wand and turns Harry Potter back into a wizard*

All: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!! *angry mob forms*

Harry: Wanna date?

Hillary: Sorry, I'm allergic to losers..

Harry: People say that a lot to me...

Dumbledore: *grabs Harry by the neck* Don't you EVER go near Hermoine again or I'll feed you to our camel!

Harry: Yes SIR!

Hagrid: If you even think about about Dumbledore I'll feed you the warthog!

Harry: Yes SIR!

Haley: *giggles*

Anne: I need some more rumors to spread *sigh*

Julia: Don't forget, me and Draco's wedding is June 10th!

Next Chapter there will be tears, anger, and camels! Review or DIE!