T.Angel: zzzzzzzzzzzz

Tiffany: o.O Wake up! You're the one obsessed with Inuyasha, not me!

T.Angel: Then get a pen, a computer, and start typing your own zoids fanfic! Now please let me go to sleep before I knock Karl out. *waves Tiffany away*

Tiffany: You will not knock Karl out! Right Karl!

Karl: *comes in room wearing a pink apron*

Tiffany: Never mind...

T.Angel: *laughing and clutching stomach*

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Sibby: Yes, I do agree that that reading teacher is really dense. That's what makes some teachers fun to be around!

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Typical, High School, Life
Chapter 6 Matchmaker Part 1
By: TwilightAngel

At the end of 8th period, Kagome and inuyasha were blushing like hell. With a quick good-bye from both of them, they went their seperate ways, for now at least. "Do ya think we should play matchmaker Sango? I know it would be wrong and all but..." Miroku let his own thoughts cut him off. Sango thought for a moment and said, "So you can see the wrong in fixing up Kagome and Inuyasha becaue they're too afraid to show their feelings, afraid the other will turn them down-" "You know you sounded just like a psychiatrist." Miroku stated. Sango glared at him. "As I was saying...You can see it's sorta wrong to fix Kagome and Inuyasha up, but you don't see groping girls is worse. *smack* Gods, you an idiot." She thought a little longer, and someone's hands were getting closer and closer...

"I got it!" Sango yelled.

Miroku fell over anime style. 'Damn! So close, so CLOSE!!!'

Sango scurried down the hall and called over her shoulder, "I'll call you later and tell you my plan!" (A/N: Who knows how she got his phone#. Friend: There's a little thing called a phone book. A/N: riggggghhhhhhtttttttt........x.X)

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kagome's P.O.V. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

'Damn. I haven't blushed so much in my life. And saying I'd cry.*snort* I shoulda punched his head until he told me. The stupid reading teacher wouldn't care. Hell, she wouldn't care if I blew her own desk up! Maybe... no! I can't get advice from Sango! (A/N: little did she know.....) I would never be able to live it down and she would make my life a living hell! Boo to her.' I pouted. I couldn't help but pout. It just seemed like the right thing to do, I guess I could say.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ End of Kaogme's P.O.V. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Something big and furry was finding some place comfortable to sleep. I guess it found kagome nice to sleep on, so it jumped on her. "AHHHHHHH!!!!!" Kagome screamed. "Stupid fat-ass cat! Get off of me Buyo! Gods, you've gained TOO much weight!" She was about to fling Buyo (A/N: poor Buyo.) at the door, but Kohaku and his friend Neji came bounding in. "You got mail," Kohaku said, trying to immatate the AOL mail...annoncing...person... "Get out of my room! I'm trying to think here!" Kohaku laughed. "YOU!? Thinking?! Now that's a record. When have I ever heard you say 'I'm thinking'?" Kagome was infuriated. "I.SAID.GET.OUT!!!" Then she flung poor Buyo at Neji and Kohaku. Unfortunately for Neji, Buyo's claws ended up on his nose and chin.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~HOSPITAL ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Kagome was cackling evily with everyone staring at her. She noticed this and said as politely a she could, "You know, it's not nice to stare at a psychopathic killer." everyone but Kagome's family turned an unhealthy white and back away a good few feet. Kagome's mom scowled, while Sango, Kohaku, and Souta laughed in the corner FAR from their mother's wrath. Kagome grumbled. "Fine, fine. Ok poeple. I'm not a psychopathic killer, but keep staring at me while I'm doing my trademark evil laugh and see what happens!" And of course, Kagome did her trademark evil laugh after she finished. Her mom didn't look too amused. Kohaku, Sango, and Souta, however, laughed harder.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ At home after that little incident ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

'Kazaana, Kazaana...Ah! There he is! Sango dialed...(A/N: Sorry people! Phine# was cut of just incase some idiot would decide to call this fake phone#, only to find it has either been dislocated, discontinued, or it's not even real! Hey! It can happen!)

"Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring..." 'Damnit! Answer Miroku! I know you're there!'

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Miroku's P.O.V.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

The phone was ringing. I let it keep on ringing. I knew who it was. "Hello! This is Miroku Kazaana! I'm afriad I'm not here right now, but if you're a sexy lady, please leave your name, address, and phone# and I'll call ya! TaTa for now! BEEP!" I couldn't help but cringe at the thought of my mother calling me and checking on me from her vacation in America and getting the answering machine. Then Sango's lovely voice came on my answering machine. "Kazaana, you pervert! I know you're there! If you don't answer now, you're gonna get a piece of me when I get over there. *Cackles* *Hangs up*" I tried to answer the phone before she hung up, but I tripped over my couch in the process. How can someone trip over their couch?! HOW!?!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ End of Miroku's P.O.V. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Sango's P.O.V.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Oh was he gonna get a piece of me! I cackled. I've been doing a LOT of cackling lately. Whatever. It doesn't bother me. Oh, the possibilities of this kind of power! I'll tell Miroku my matchmaking plans AFTER I turn him into a bloody pulp! I ran all the way there, not bothering to take my mother's car. Ok. Just a few more blocks. I'm here!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~End of Sango's P.O.V.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Miroku's P.O.V.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

EEP! She's here! I quickly tightened the locks on the front door, the back door, and the windows. "Miroku! Open the dang door!" Sango yelled. "Manners Sango, manners." "Manners my butt, Hentai!" She started banging on the door. EEP! She'll break in if she has too! My only choice is to call Kagome and ask her what to do.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~End Miroku's P.O.V.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Kagome's P.O.V.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I watched Inuyasha, impressed, as her finished a double-oh-nine on his skateboard. "Sweet finishing touch Inu-boi!" We did our secret handshake (A/N: to hard to explaine. e-mail or review me about it if u wanna know their secret handshake) and continued on skateboarding until my cellphone rang in my backpack. "AHHHHH!!!" I landed facefirst on the half-pipe right before doing a super mcverial 900. "Ouch..." My nose felt squashed. Inuyasha rushed over to me. "Are you ok Kagome?" A look of worry covered his face. How sweet. "Ya. I'm ok. My nose feels a little squashed though. Lemme go answer my cellphone." I ran to my backpack and dug out my cellphone. Oh. It was Miroku. I flipped the front and said, "H'llo Miroku." "Ahhh!!! Kagome! Your sister's gone psycho! OMG! Is she camping out on my porch?!?!?!? OMG! She's cackling evily," I could hear Sango laughing in the backround. "With a sneer on her face, AND she has an ice pick! HE-" The phone line went dead. "He's a goner," I said cheerfully. Inuyasha took of his helmet. "Who's a goner?" "Miroku!" I replied cheerfully. I paused. "Wanna go get some ice cream?" Inuyasa nodded. "Ok, buuuuuuuuuuutttttt, you're buying!"

"Why me?!?!"

"Cause it was your idea!"

"Oh.....I'm still not buying."

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Ok. That chapter sucked and didn't make sense until Sango called Miroku. I'll admit that. I'm having a somewhat major writer's bloc and can't really focus. School starts August 18th, which really sucks. But every once and awhile I'll write chapters when I'm not listening to any of the teachers. You should have see my math papers last year! I had doodles and sketched all over them. Including the tests. Please review and tell me what you think! And if you're gonna flame, please don't flame SO bad. Cya!