T.Angel: No fair

Shippo: What's no fair?

T.Angel: ACK! Oh, it's just you Shippo.

S: Sorry.............do u have any pocky?

T.A.: actually, to tell u the truth, i've never tried pocky before. x.X

S: *look of pure shock on face* NEVER?!

T.A.: never

S: NEVER?!?!?!

T.A.: never

S: NEVER?!

T.A.: *getting annoyed* never ok!!!

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disclaimer: never have, never will. *cries*

What They Would Call Normal
Chapter 8 MM Part III
By TwilightAngel

~Miroku's P.O.V.~

What time is it? Is Sango still camping out on my porch? Why do my legs feel so cold? I looked down at my legs. "ACK! THEY'RE SHAVED! WHAT THE HELL AM I DRESSED IN? A................yello.................dress??? There should be a letter left behind for this kind of thing!" I got down on all fours and searched. My fingers touched something flat under the couch. Now why would someone put a note under the couch? It said:

'Like your new 'look' Miroku? *cackles*

What new look? I scratched my head but my hair was freakin' stiff, plus in curls! I ran to the bathroom only to come to a more horrible sight. My face had make-up on!

'NE ways, I'll get you back later with my fists and Kagome's giant mallet.'

*gulps*

'meet me at the park at 1:30 so I can fill you in on my plans to get Kag and Inu 2gether. Cya! Sango'

I can't go outside with shaved legs! Even if I wear pants I'll crack! Noone really suspects me as the type that would crack under pressure.....ok. Scratch that. I AM the type of person that would crack under pressure. *sigh* Alas, I am just a mere 16 year-old, perverted.....person.

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Kagome~~~~~~~ ^_^

MegaMan NT warrior is on right now and I'm watching it. Ouch, my nose hurts for some reason. I know MegaMan is a kiddie show, but I think Lan Hikari is cute. Did I just say a cartoon charater is cute? Pf, not like he's real. Darn...^^''' Souta is really getting on my nerves. He wants to watch Shaman King on the FoxBox.

"Get a life Souta. I ain't changing the channel."

"Why not?"

"Because I woke up first, and I sat on this couch first, AND I turned the tv on first. So bug off and let me finish watching MegaMan. You can watch your 'show' after Yu-Gi-Oh!"

"Onegai?"

"Iie."

"Why?!"

"Cause I said so! And don't drag mom or Kohaku in this either. You will not win."

"Fine woman. I'll just go and crash your computer while I'm upstairs playing video games!" Souta ran up the stairs like his long awaited birthday presents were up there.

"SOUTA IIE!" I bolted up the stairs.

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"Little brat," I mumbled under my breath. I was checking my e-mail. Miroku sent me two, Inuyasha sent me one, and......AYAME?!

'Yo Kagome! It's Sango! Want to come to the new ice cream parlor with me at 11:30?'

I'm guessing Miroku's............................

'Did you get an e-mail from Sango using Miroku's e-address to go to the new ice cream palor? I will not go alone with that freakishly psychopathic killer sister of your's.

Inuyasha'

I laughed. He always seemed to make me laugh.

'HELP!!!

Miroku'

When'd he have the time to e-mail me? *click* Message deleted successfully. He wouldn't need my help anymore.

'Stay away from my Inu-kun! I have friends in high places woman. High places!

Ayame'

Pf. Like I was going to pay attention to that. I replied

'Fuck off, you preppy slut!'

She would know who it's from.

I really didn't like Ayame calling Inuyasha 'hers'.

'Awwwwww, does someone have a wittle crush on wittle Inuyasha?!'

'NO! And stop with the 'wittle' k? I can't believe my inner self would say that.'

'I'm your inner self, so that means you like Inuyasha. Don't deny it woman!'

'How come everybody just seems to have the urge to call me 'woman'! I have a name ya know! KA-GO-ME! Use it!'

'Soo~oorrry! A little touchy this morning aren't you?'

'Shut up. And I don't like Inuyasha!'

'I didn't even ask that question. That means you DO like him! You're just in denial. *snicker*'

I hated that taunting voice and snicker.

'Do not'

'Do too'

'Do not'

'Do too'

'Do not'

'Do too'

'Do too'

'Do not'

'HA! You even said it yourself! I win!'

'DAMMIT! I fell for the oldest trick in the book! How could I?!'

'That means you can leave me alone now!'

'Fine, fine. bitch....'

'What did you call me?!' too late. The stupid little voice bailed on me.

I played 'My Turniquet' (a/n: sp?) by EvanEscence up at full blast on my computer. The lyrics soothes me. It's 11:00. Maybe I should leave now......HOLY CRAP! I missed Yu-Gi-Oh!

Inu~~~~~~~~''''''

The memories still hurt but I never showed my showed my sorrow. I think Sesshomaru could tell but he never told me. I focused my mind back to the tv. Sessho was about to pelt me with pillows, but in the process of rolling away, i dropped the freakin' remote.

"Looking for this Inuyasha?" Sessho twirled the remote in his hands. I growled. "Give it back Sasshomaru! I ain't watchin' no sappy soap shows!"

Sessho smirked and changed the channel. "Well then I guess today just isn't your lucky day."

Iie! Taro and Jenny are about to kiss! I have to change the channel before the little girl beside me gets traumatized for life! Huh? Little....girl.......??? Where'd she come from?! "Sesshomaru, where'd this little girl come from?" "Huh? What little girl?"

"Sesshomaru? Rin likes Sesshomaru! I'll nickname you... FLUFFY!"

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FLUFFY!? Who ever this kid is. I like the way she thinks!" Oh I was going to have SO much fun!

"And I'll nickname you DOGBOY!" The girl jumped on my head and started to pull my hair. "PIGGY BACK RIDE! RIN WANTS A PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!"

"AHHH! KID! LET GO OFF MY HAIR!" I was starting to dislike the little girl. Was she even human? "OUCH! WHATCH THE HAIR RUNT!" Gods, she could pull hair! "Sesshomaru! She's all your's!" I dropped the kid on Sesshomaru's lap and sped off to check my e-mail.

"INUYASHA! COME BACK HERE!"

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Hmm... 1 new e-mail from Kagome! Great! Says she's going! Now I don't have to be all alone at the ice cream parlor!

'That's not the ONLY reason, now is it?'

'Go away! Last time you helped me, I ened up with whipped cream up my nose!'

'FINE! My advice is too good for you anyway!'

Ouch. Why did that hurt so much, mentally?

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Kagome was the first to arrive, then Inuyasha, then Sango.

"So, have any of you seen Kikyo yet? I heard she's a new student and is going to have a Halloween costume party. Any of you going?" Kagome asked.

Inuyasha, being the baka he was, asked, "When?"

"On Hallowen, no duh!" Sango said, pointing out the obvious.

His mouth formed an 'O'.

"So, are you guys going?" Kagome asked again.

Inuyasha nodded his head, waiting for Sango to answer too. Strangely (a/n: is that even a word???) enough, she was flirting with the 'pretty-boy' cashier. "Ok. This is new. Sango flirting?" Kagome rubbed her eyes to see if she was seeing things.

Nope.

"Sango......." Kagome said dangerously.

"ARE YOU GOING OR NOT!?!?!?!?!?"

Sango flew out of her chair and hit the ground with a *thud*.

"Ya, ya. I'm going. TO THE MALL!" Sango yelled pointing towards the mall.

Kagome sweat dropped along with Inuyasha. "I am so embarrassed to be related to you right now." She shook her head with embarrassment.

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"OH THIS ONE IS SO KAWAII!" Sango exclaimed. "Oh, how about this costume, or maybe this one!"

Sango went through all the racks, piling up the costumes in Kagome's and Inuyasha's arms. Sango had tried on a emerald dragon costume, a Princess Miyu Vampire costume, a play boy bunny suit, a black and pink warriors suit with a HUGE boomerang and fake armor, and many more. Her favorite one was the black and pink warriors suit.

"Hehehe. I could use this baby on that lecher." Sango hugged the boomerang tightly. "Plus my pink eyeshadow would go great with this costume!"

Sango also chose Inu and Kag's costumes, which they did NOT like at all.

"I will NEVER wear a PINK costume that has BELLS on it! Never!!! Plus the cat ears!" (A/N: it's exactly like the one Sakura from card captors wear when she battles the Thunder card. ^^) Kagome screamed and screamed. So did Inuyasha.

"HELL NO! I WILL NOT WEAR SOMETHING THAT HAS DOG EARS TO GO WITH IT!" It was a red hakama, with dog ears and, a plastic sword.

"But I you both look so kawaii in those costumes!" Sango quickly grabbed their soon-to-be costumes and ran off to pay for them.

"At least she's paying for them. I think the wand'll come in handy." Kagome whispered to Inuyasha.

"The sword is sorta cool...." Inuyasha said.

"At least my wand is metal. Wonder why..." Kagome started tapping her chin like someone deep in thought. (A/N: wait...isn't she deep in thought?)

"Whatever," was all Inuyasha said.

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The gang (A/N: Or at least kag, inu, and sango!) were sitting in Inuyasha's living room.

"Halloween is in two days! That gives me 48 hours to burn this bedided (A/N: is that a word? If not he means cursed) hakama!" Inuyasha exclaimed, recieving a rather large bump on the head from Sango.

"I knew this baby would come in handy!" Sango blew her boomerang like it was a gun she had just fired and skipped happily away out the door.

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"Where is she! She said she would meet me here in the park at 1:30!" Miroku nevously glanced at his watch and looked up. "Ah! There she is!" "Hi Miroku!" sango had an evil glint in her eyes. 'I don't like that look in her eyes.' Miroku thought.

*THWACK*

*CRACK*

Sango stood triumphetly over Miroku. She crouched down and whispered to him, "I know how to get Kagome and Inuyasha closer together so they can finally admit their feelings to each other!"

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You won't find out her plan until chapter 11 i think. Please r&r!