Silver: Hiya! I'm back again! I think the only time that I can update now
is on sundays, BECAUSE school started and I don't have much time to go on
the internet. *sigh* CAN YOU BELIEVE I'VE ALREADY HAD 3 FRIGGIN' TESTS THIS
WEEK?!?!?! And i just STARTED school this week. *sigh* evil school and evil
teachers. I guess that's how everything is at Highland Middle School. Bleh
to you. And you know what I forgot in the last chappie? The review
responses. And the spaces were messed up.
Aiya: big whoop.
Silver: I wonder if anyone actually reads these authors note...
Aiya: maybe...
Silver: Maybe not...
Aiya: *picturing herself chopping off Silver-Eternal-Flame's head* *chuckle*
Silver: ???
Reveiw Responses:
Lady Yashadora: Thanks for likin my songs!
Emilio: Ya my muse is doin her job.sorta! Lol! School sux is all I can tell ya!
L: thanks for reviewing!
Nbkitty: here's the next chapter!
Moonstarsango:: cute.that really does describe the last chappie doesn't it?
Inuyashasgrl: thankx 4 thinkin it was really good
disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi does. Damn! She gets all the bishies!
What They Would Call Normal
Chapter 13 The Test
By Silver-eternal-Flame
"Gah!" I can't think Sango! I think I'm braindead today. Could you, uh, hit me a couple of times on my head to get me thinking?" Kagome asked/exclaimed. "Noooooooooo, It's just a test. Not for a grade. The top 40 students'll go. It' not like it's a summer camp!" Sango reassured Kagome.
"Oh but Sango! It's a week of no school! DURING school! Just imagine it. It may be a science camp and all but...............A WHOLE FREAKIN' WEEK OF NO SCHOOL!!! And plus, I don't suspect Kouga will be going since he doesn't exactly pull himself off as a smart person. I mean, look at him! He can't even take a hint that you don't want him around!"
"Really Kagome? I really think he should lay off too. I already have a- HENTAI!!! *SMACK*
"A hentai? I thought you said that was a bad thing." Kagome said. *ponder*
"ARGH! YOU. *SMACK* FREAKIN'. *THWACK* HENTAI!!!" (a/n: 3 guesses who! ^^''')
"But my dearest Sango! My hand uh, slipped! Ya that's it!" Miroku defended.
Sango snorted. "Suuuuuuuuuuure. And now you're gonna tell me I've won one million dollars and you see pigs flying outta my nose!"
"Awwwwwwwww! You guys are so cute when you fight!" Kagome said, then she ran for her dear life.
"Come back here you coward!" Sango ran after Kagome wit her boomerng in hand. "Help!" Kagome yelled, running over many... UNFORTUNATE students. "Hey! Watch where ya freakin' runnin'! someone yelled angrily. "Baka! You spilled vanilla coke all over my homework!" a tenth grader yelled. "Gomen!" Sango apologized.
"RINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!"
"Awww, damn! I'm going to be late for class!" Inuyasha yelled. (a/n: where was he?)
"Whatever man! I need to pass my english test to play football!" The footbal player ran up the steps to his teachers classroom. (a/n: this teacher really needs a name)
Kagome snorted. "I ain't worried about no- WHAT?! AN ENGLISH TEST?! WHEN DID THAT OCCUR?!?!?" "Relax Kagome. He's in a different grade." Sango said. "Really? Oh, phew!" Kagome relaxed. Sango grabbed Kagome's wrist and pulled her toward's the cafeteria. "Where are we going Sango?" Kagome asked. "To the cafeteria." "Why?" "We're taking the test there." "But why the cafeteria and not the auditorium or out classrooms?" "Beats me. C'mon. We don't want to get points taken off for being late."
"What? I thought you said this wasn't for a grade?" Kagome started to panic. "Gosh Kagome! I've never seen you so worked up about a test before!" Sango exclaimed. "Well a) I don't want to be left behind if you and Inuyasha, and Miroku go and I don't. b) I don't want to be left with that Kikyo bitch if she manages to fail. and c) A WHOLE FRIGGIN WEEK OFF OF SCHOOL! DURING SCHOOL!" Kagome explained. "Oh ya. That's why." Sango sweat dropped.
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________= question
''= thoughts
'The color part of your eye is called what? Don't know, and I don't relatively care. So my answer is Apocalyps. Ha! Like that's the actual answer!'
'What's larger: The earth or moon? Well that's just plain stupid. The moon of course.'
'What do you use to pin down an organism you are disecting to the disecting pan? Duh! Disecting pin. Duh!'
'What is 97degress Feryhnhieght (a/n:sp?) in celcius? Aw sheesh. I hate celcius! My guess is 23 degrees celcius. Beats the hay outta me.'
These were the thoughts of some of the students taking the science test. Not to bright are they?
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"What do you call trees that shed their leaves in the fall? What kind of question is that?" Kagome complained. It was lunch time. Sango was munching on some candy called Pinky made from sakura blossoms. Miroku was just listening to the conversation, Inuyasha was choking down ramen, and Kagome was wringing the bottom of her shirt that said 'Flying hamsters will drop coconuts of doom upon your city', hopelessly.
"Eat somethin'," Inuyasha said. "It might help you calm down. Her. Have some ramen!" Kagome stared at him with an expression that said 'Who are you and what have you done to my best friend?'. Then she said, "Aw naw, it's alright. I'm not hungry." "Eat it." Inuyasha said. "No thanks." "You will eat, got it?" And with that, Inuyasha shoved some ramen into Kagome's mouth with his chopsticks. She started to chew. "Hmm, not bad." She said, and then she strated to choke with realization. Inuyasha patted her back. "Are you alright?" Inuyasha asked after Kagome's coughing and choking calmed down. "You know you just fed me right?" She asked. Inuyasha took this in and turned as bright red as a cherry. "Oh. Did I? Because I don't really reme-" "Don't try to deny it Yasha!" Miroku was grinning like crazy. "You sly dog. When did you and Kagome get together?" Kagome and Inuyasha turned bright red. Sango was giggling and Miroku was grinning like his most desired fantasy came true. Kagome was the first to recover from the blushing spree. "Keh. Whatever." "Sure Kagome..." Then Sango started talking non-stop. "Hey Kagome, you remember Chanelle (a/n: Sha-nell) right? Well her cousin, Chimika, came over and she, Chanelle's cousin, was jumping off the walls and all, kicking her, Chanelle's, alaskan malimute (a/n: sp?) and-"
"Be quiet Sango," Kagome said. "Anyways, I can't believe we won't know who gets to go to this science camp until march! Can you believe that? We have to wait a whole month!"
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March 17: the auditorium
"Ouch! Quit pinching me Kagome!" Inuyasha whined. "It's St. Patties Day! And you aren't even wearing green!" "Wanna bet?" Inuyasha asked, pulling up his shirt ever-so slightly. "My boxers are plaid green. Do you want proof?" Kagome sheilded her eyes. "Inuyasha! There are kids here! Put your shirt down!" Inuyasha laughed. "What? You don't want to see my perfectly toned body like every other wanna-be girls around here? And besides, you don't have ANY green on." Kagome looked down at her blue jinkos and her plain, dark purple, shirt. "Oh shoot, your right! See ya!" Kagome stood up, only to be pulled back down by Sango. "No you aren't. There about to announce the cabins and stuff anyways. This is so exciting!" 'Hn." "Uh-huh..."
"DUDE! When will all these bruises go away?" Inuyasha asked, rubbing his now purple arm.
"Dude, don't say 'dude'." Miroku requested.
"Then don't say 'dude', dude!"
"Stop with the 'dude' dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
(a/n: quite annoying ne?)
"You do this to torcher us don't you?" Sango asked. "One more friggin dude and I will murder both of you!" Kagome threatened. "Is that a threat?" Miroku asked. "Yes, yes it is Miroku." Kagome replied. "Oh. Ok then. I respond very well to threats."
5 minutes later
"Students, please sit down. I'm about to name the students going to Camp Goddard. Ahem. In the girls blue cabin will be:
Hatako Rura
Alesci Marie Massey
Sango and Kagome Higurashi,"
They shouted "Yes!" in unison.
"Ahem! Kiara Ruales
Salibella Cataharu
And Yuna Tamara as there teacher roomate!" Almost all of the guys wolf- whistled and cheered. "Aw, is that for me? You stop it, you stop it!" All the cheering and whistling stopped. "What happened? You stoppin'" Yuna joked. Everyone cracked up. Kagome whispered to Sango, "I'm glad we're in the same cabin. Ms. Yuna is so cool. If Kikyo and Ayame were in our cabin that would mean chaos, distruction, and fear among the two monsters!" Sango laughed.
"Hahaha! Erm, yes. And in the girls purple cabin is:
Kikyo Tahashina
Annileisie (a/n: Ann-a-lay-see) Takana
Lalaine Avalon
Makira Bayloff
Ayame Trinity
Heather Cirrus
and Madii Toriyaka as the teacher roomate!" Kagome whispered to Sango," And here they are in the same cabin! I really feel sorry for those girls. Espeacially Annileisie. She's so lonely and quiet. She gets bullied a lot here." Sango just nodded.
Mr.Sonata waited for the applause to die down. "And in the last girls cabin, the red cabin, will be:
Akira Uchiah
Masashi White
Kaori Kohler
Narita Inoue
Subaru Yumi
Kelle Haoshi
And Anita Topher as THEIR teacher roomate."
Everyone started to talk loudly. The principal was looking at his watch for some reason. And one guy yelled, "WHIP CREAM RULES!!!"
Sweat drop.
"Yes, Mr.Dendron, we all know about your love for whipped-cream. Moving on, everyone dismissed!" The principal yelled.
"What about the guys' cabin's?" one student yelled.
"I will announce those tomorrow!"
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Tomorrow (no duh)
"The boys blue cabin will be:
Ushio Luffy
Corey Johondoa
Tommy Grai
Katsuya Honda
Kajika Hatappi
Kouji Togashi
And Gary Lii as teacher room-mate."agome was twiddling her thumbs and her mouth was a straight line. Same with Sango. They were trying very hard not to yell, "Hey, you sexy hunk of love!" (a/n: Lol! Holly from What I like about you!), and whistling with the other girls. Gary Lii was quite a popular teacher. Young, handsome, funny, kind; a perfect combination some would say. Even some of the married female teachers say so.
"Uh-huh, ya. And in the yellow cabin is Sazuke Kasimaru as the teacher roomate." Sazuke was the best Athletics teacher ever. His athletic ability was beyond belief. Hard to believe he's only 20. (a/n: not...)
"Naruto Kazuma (a/n: *gag* kuwabara's name *gag*)
Tsukasa Hasimara
Miroku Kazaana
Gabe Chikino
Inuyasha Hatakun
Rei Wong
and Takuya Pamatao! And in this last cabin, the red cabin, will only have 5 boys and a teacher conselor.
Kai Watri
Lan Chaud
Chase Minamino
Cleif Kashimei
Jake Williams
And Tenchi Hacheno as the teacher roomate. Now, all the students that were called please come to the stage to pick up a supply list. And on April 7th, you need to be at the nearest bustop at 7:00 a.m. sharp, or you will miss your ride to Camp Goddard. Everyone dismissed!"
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Silver-Eternal-Flame: The next chapter will be interesting. It's called The Departure! Stay tuned for the next one. Oh and I need to recieve 11 reviews or more or I won't continue. So please recomend this story to some of your friends that are authors or not authors. *hint people* Please? *puppy eyes*
Aiya: She must be desperate...
Silver: That's cause I am
Aiya: Oooo......x.X And some advice for ya. Try putting less dialoge and more description.
Silver: Would you care to help then, O muse?
Aiya: Hell no!
Silver: It was worth a try. *shrugs*
Aiya: big whoop.
Silver: I wonder if anyone actually reads these authors note...
Aiya: maybe...
Silver: Maybe not...
Aiya: *picturing herself chopping off Silver-Eternal-Flame's head* *chuckle*
Silver: ???
Reveiw Responses:
Lady Yashadora: Thanks for likin my songs!
Emilio: Ya my muse is doin her job.sorta! Lol! School sux is all I can tell ya!
L: thanks for reviewing!
Nbkitty: here's the next chapter!
Moonstarsango:: cute.that really does describe the last chappie doesn't it?
Inuyashasgrl: thankx 4 thinkin it was really good
disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi does. Damn! She gets all the bishies!
What They Would Call Normal
Chapter 13 The Test
By Silver-eternal-Flame
"Gah!" I can't think Sango! I think I'm braindead today. Could you, uh, hit me a couple of times on my head to get me thinking?" Kagome asked/exclaimed. "Noooooooooo, It's just a test. Not for a grade. The top 40 students'll go. It' not like it's a summer camp!" Sango reassured Kagome.
"Oh but Sango! It's a week of no school! DURING school! Just imagine it. It may be a science camp and all but...............A WHOLE FREAKIN' WEEK OF NO SCHOOL!!! And plus, I don't suspect Kouga will be going since he doesn't exactly pull himself off as a smart person. I mean, look at him! He can't even take a hint that you don't want him around!"
"Really Kagome? I really think he should lay off too. I already have a- HENTAI!!! *SMACK*
"A hentai? I thought you said that was a bad thing." Kagome said. *ponder*
"ARGH! YOU. *SMACK* FREAKIN'. *THWACK* HENTAI!!!" (a/n: 3 guesses who! ^^''')
"But my dearest Sango! My hand uh, slipped! Ya that's it!" Miroku defended.
Sango snorted. "Suuuuuuuuuuure. And now you're gonna tell me I've won one million dollars and you see pigs flying outta my nose!"
"Awwwwwwwww! You guys are so cute when you fight!" Kagome said, then she ran for her dear life.
"Come back here you coward!" Sango ran after Kagome wit her boomerng in hand. "Help!" Kagome yelled, running over many... UNFORTUNATE students. "Hey! Watch where ya freakin' runnin'! someone yelled angrily. "Baka! You spilled vanilla coke all over my homework!" a tenth grader yelled. "Gomen!" Sango apologized.
"RINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!"
"Awww, damn! I'm going to be late for class!" Inuyasha yelled. (a/n: where was he?)
"Whatever man! I need to pass my english test to play football!" The footbal player ran up the steps to his teachers classroom. (a/n: this teacher really needs a name)
Kagome snorted. "I ain't worried about no- WHAT?! AN ENGLISH TEST?! WHEN DID THAT OCCUR?!?!?" "Relax Kagome. He's in a different grade." Sango said. "Really? Oh, phew!" Kagome relaxed. Sango grabbed Kagome's wrist and pulled her toward's the cafeteria. "Where are we going Sango?" Kagome asked. "To the cafeteria." "Why?" "We're taking the test there." "But why the cafeteria and not the auditorium or out classrooms?" "Beats me. C'mon. We don't want to get points taken off for being late."
"What? I thought you said this wasn't for a grade?" Kagome started to panic. "Gosh Kagome! I've never seen you so worked up about a test before!" Sango exclaimed. "Well a) I don't want to be left behind if you and Inuyasha, and Miroku go and I don't. b) I don't want to be left with that Kikyo bitch if she manages to fail. and c) A WHOLE FRIGGIN WEEK OFF OF SCHOOL! DURING SCHOOL!" Kagome explained. "Oh ya. That's why." Sango sweat dropped.
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________= question
''= thoughts
'The color part of your eye is called what? Don't know, and I don't relatively care. So my answer is Apocalyps. Ha! Like that's the actual answer!'
'What's larger: The earth or moon? Well that's just plain stupid. The moon of course.'
'What do you use to pin down an organism you are disecting to the disecting pan? Duh! Disecting pin. Duh!'
'What is 97degress Feryhnhieght (a/n:sp?) in celcius? Aw sheesh. I hate celcius! My guess is 23 degrees celcius. Beats the hay outta me.'
These were the thoughts of some of the students taking the science test. Not to bright are they?
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"What do you call trees that shed their leaves in the fall? What kind of question is that?" Kagome complained. It was lunch time. Sango was munching on some candy called Pinky made from sakura blossoms. Miroku was just listening to the conversation, Inuyasha was choking down ramen, and Kagome was wringing the bottom of her shirt that said 'Flying hamsters will drop coconuts of doom upon your city', hopelessly.
"Eat somethin'," Inuyasha said. "It might help you calm down. Her. Have some ramen!" Kagome stared at him with an expression that said 'Who are you and what have you done to my best friend?'. Then she said, "Aw naw, it's alright. I'm not hungry." "Eat it." Inuyasha said. "No thanks." "You will eat, got it?" And with that, Inuyasha shoved some ramen into Kagome's mouth with his chopsticks. She started to chew. "Hmm, not bad." She said, and then she strated to choke with realization. Inuyasha patted her back. "Are you alright?" Inuyasha asked after Kagome's coughing and choking calmed down. "You know you just fed me right?" She asked. Inuyasha took this in and turned as bright red as a cherry. "Oh. Did I? Because I don't really reme-" "Don't try to deny it Yasha!" Miroku was grinning like crazy. "You sly dog. When did you and Kagome get together?" Kagome and Inuyasha turned bright red. Sango was giggling and Miroku was grinning like his most desired fantasy came true. Kagome was the first to recover from the blushing spree. "Keh. Whatever." "Sure Kagome..." Then Sango started talking non-stop. "Hey Kagome, you remember Chanelle (a/n: Sha-nell) right? Well her cousin, Chimika, came over and she, Chanelle's cousin, was jumping off the walls and all, kicking her, Chanelle's, alaskan malimute (a/n: sp?) and-"
"Be quiet Sango," Kagome said. "Anyways, I can't believe we won't know who gets to go to this science camp until march! Can you believe that? We have to wait a whole month!"
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March 17: the auditorium
"Ouch! Quit pinching me Kagome!" Inuyasha whined. "It's St. Patties Day! And you aren't even wearing green!" "Wanna bet?" Inuyasha asked, pulling up his shirt ever-so slightly. "My boxers are plaid green. Do you want proof?" Kagome sheilded her eyes. "Inuyasha! There are kids here! Put your shirt down!" Inuyasha laughed. "What? You don't want to see my perfectly toned body like every other wanna-be girls around here? And besides, you don't have ANY green on." Kagome looked down at her blue jinkos and her plain, dark purple, shirt. "Oh shoot, your right! See ya!" Kagome stood up, only to be pulled back down by Sango. "No you aren't. There about to announce the cabins and stuff anyways. This is so exciting!" 'Hn." "Uh-huh..."
"DUDE! When will all these bruises go away?" Inuyasha asked, rubbing his now purple arm.
"Dude, don't say 'dude'." Miroku requested.
"Then don't say 'dude', dude!"
"Stop with the 'dude' dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
"Dude!"
(a/n: quite annoying ne?)
"You do this to torcher us don't you?" Sango asked. "One more friggin dude and I will murder both of you!" Kagome threatened. "Is that a threat?" Miroku asked. "Yes, yes it is Miroku." Kagome replied. "Oh. Ok then. I respond very well to threats."
5 minutes later
"Students, please sit down. I'm about to name the students going to Camp Goddard. Ahem. In the girls blue cabin will be:
Hatako Rura
Alesci Marie Massey
Sango and Kagome Higurashi,"
They shouted "Yes!" in unison.
"Ahem! Kiara Ruales
Salibella Cataharu
And Yuna Tamara as there teacher roomate!" Almost all of the guys wolf- whistled and cheered. "Aw, is that for me? You stop it, you stop it!" All the cheering and whistling stopped. "What happened? You stoppin'" Yuna joked. Everyone cracked up. Kagome whispered to Sango, "I'm glad we're in the same cabin. Ms. Yuna is so cool. If Kikyo and Ayame were in our cabin that would mean chaos, distruction, and fear among the two monsters!" Sango laughed.
"Hahaha! Erm, yes. And in the girls purple cabin is:
Kikyo Tahashina
Annileisie (a/n: Ann-a-lay-see) Takana
Lalaine Avalon
Makira Bayloff
Ayame Trinity
Heather Cirrus
and Madii Toriyaka as the teacher roomate!" Kagome whispered to Sango," And here they are in the same cabin! I really feel sorry for those girls. Espeacially Annileisie. She's so lonely and quiet. She gets bullied a lot here." Sango just nodded.
Mr.Sonata waited for the applause to die down. "And in the last girls cabin, the red cabin, will be:
Akira Uchiah
Masashi White
Kaori Kohler
Narita Inoue
Subaru Yumi
Kelle Haoshi
And Anita Topher as THEIR teacher roomate."
Everyone started to talk loudly. The principal was looking at his watch for some reason. And one guy yelled, "WHIP CREAM RULES!!!"
Sweat drop.
"Yes, Mr.Dendron, we all know about your love for whipped-cream. Moving on, everyone dismissed!" The principal yelled.
"What about the guys' cabin's?" one student yelled.
"I will announce those tomorrow!"
_________________________________________________________
Tomorrow (no duh)
"The boys blue cabin will be:
Ushio Luffy
Corey Johondoa
Tommy Grai
Katsuya Honda
Kajika Hatappi
Kouji Togashi
And Gary Lii as teacher room-mate."agome was twiddling her thumbs and her mouth was a straight line. Same with Sango. They were trying very hard not to yell, "Hey, you sexy hunk of love!" (a/n: Lol! Holly from What I like about you!), and whistling with the other girls. Gary Lii was quite a popular teacher. Young, handsome, funny, kind; a perfect combination some would say. Even some of the married female teachers say so.
"Uh-huh, ya. And in the yellow cabin is Sazuke Kasimaru as the teacher roomate." Sazuke was the best Athletics teacher ever. His athletic ability was beyond belief. Hard to believe he's only 20. (a/n: not...)
"Naruto Kazuma (a/n: *gag* kuwabara's name *gag*)
Tsukasa Hasimara
Miroku Kazaana
Gabe Chikino
Inuyasha Hatakun
Rei Wong
and Takuya Pamatao! And in this last cabin, the red cabin, will only have 5 boys and a teacher conselor.
Kai Watri
Lan Chaud
Chase Minamino
Cleif Kashimei
Jake Williams
And Tenchi Hacheno as the teacher roomate. Now, all the students that were called please come to the stage to pick up a supply list. And on April 7th, you need to be at the nearest bustop at 7:00 a.m. sharp, or you will miss your ride to Camp Goddard. Everyone dismissed!"
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Silver-Eternal-Flame: The next chapter will be interesting. It's called The Departure! Stay tuned for the next one. Oh and I need to recieve 11 reviews or more or I won't continue. So please recomend this story to some of your friends that are authors or not authors. *hint people* Please? *puppy eyes*
Aiya: She must be desperate...
Silver: That's cause I am
Aiya: Oooo......x.X And some advice for ya. Try putting less dialoge and more description.
Silver: Would you care to help then, O muse?
Aiya: Hell no!
Silver: It was worth a try. *shrugs*
