Disclaimer: I don't own Labyrinth, Jennifer Connely, or David Bowie. Rats. (Puts paper bag over her head in shame)

Mei Xing: Yay! I'm so happy! ( (Jumps up and down, waving her arms above her head.) Story story story story story story story story story story story story-

Sarah: Shut up! You're worse that Toby! (Wrestles her into bed) If you don't shut up, I'll call the Goblin King!

Mei Xing: You told me that story last time. You won't call him. Lighten up, baby-sitter girl!

Sarah: Don't call me baby-sitter girl! My name is Sarah. Get it right!

Mei Xing: Can I call you Ne-ne? (Big big puppy eyes)

Sarah: No. Call me Sarah or nothing at all.

Mei Xing: Okay, Nothing-at-all. (Laughing)

Sarah: Will you stop?! Come on, I had a bad day, and I don't feel like arguing with you!

Mei Xing: Then Don't.

Sarah: Will you stop it? I'll say the words.

Mie Xing: You will not.

Sarah: Will too.

Mei Xing: Will not.

Sarah: Oh, this is stupid! I wish the goblin king would come and take you away right now!

(In seconds, the lights go out, Mei Xing disappears, and Jareth rolls his eyes at Sarah) Jareth: Again? I suppose you didn't mean it with this one either?

Sarah: Oh, I meant it. You can keep her. I'm not risking my neck for her. She can turn into a goblin for all I care.

Jareth: (raised eyebrows) That bad? And what makes you think I'll take her?

Sarah: Breeding?

Jareth: Sarah! That's disgusting! What is she, twelve?

Sarah: Fourteen.

Jareth: Big difference.

Sarah: Anyway, she's yours. I'm not going through that Labyrinth to save her bratty hide! (Jareth gives her the Bambi eyes, but she fails to notice. He glares and throws a snake into the room before going back to his little goblin kingdom.)

Mei Xing: (falling from the sky into the Labyrinth) Owch! That's coming out of your paycheck, baby-sitter girl! I hate baby-sitters. (looks around and notices the eye lichen staring at her) Stop staring at me! (They all turn away) Well, as long as I'm here, I can find a way to leave a pretty corpse.

Jareth: Don't be so dramatic. Follow me, we're going to the castle.

Mei Xing: Hey, you're sexy!

Jareth: Oh, please. (looks around) But thank you.

Mei Xing: What's your name?

Jareth: Jareth.

Mei Xing: I'm Naomi!

Jareth: You are not! Now be quiet and follow me. Mei Xing: Kay. (Follows Jareth as he leads her around the labyrinth. Eventually, he gets bored)

Jareth: I said quiet, not silent.

Mei Xing: Ha! You talked first!

Jareth: It's not like it was a contest.

Mei Xing: That's what you think, sexy!

Jareth: Don't call me sexy! (looks around) But thank you.

Mei Xing: Can I call you Bishonen?

Jareth: Um.no.

Mei Xing: Awwww...(They come to two doorways, one marked, "Danger", the other marked, "Deep shit." Jareth opens the door marked, "Deep shit," and goes inside. Mei Xing follows, and realizes that it was not deep shit, but a big blue portal. Jareth looks over at her.)

Jareth: Go on. Say it.

Mei Xing: Big blue swirly thing! Big blue swirly thing! (does a little dance of glee)

Jareth: It's a portal. Hold my hand so you don't egt lost.

Mei Xing: We get to hold hands! Yay!

Jareth: You don't shut up, do you? ( Grabs her hand and drags her into the portal. A whole bunch of neon blue lights fly past. Mei Xing gets distracted and lets go of Jareth's hand. She falls off one way while he continues on in another direction.)