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(Mei Xing appears in a big field with flowers and stuff.)
Mei Xing: Hey! Where'd that sexy baby-sitter go?
Legolas: Why would anyone want to sit babies?
Mei Xing: Good God! (Waits for heartbeat to return to normal.) You scared me! Naughty elf-boy!
Legolas: Uh.what?
Mei Xing: Never mind.
Legolas: What's your name?
Mei Xing: Alice.
Legolas: Really?
Mei Xing: No.
Legolas: Okay. (Mei Xing pokes his ear) Hey! (Twitches) don't do that!
Mei Xing: Why not? (Pokes his ear again. He shudders and moans.)
Legolas: Nevermind, don't stop.
Mei Xing: Oh my god, you perv! (pushes him away)
Legolas: Had a feeling that would make you stop.
Mei Xing: Well, that's just wonderful! (looks around) Have you seen a sexy Goblin King with a leather coat and really tight pants?
Legolas: Not that I'm looking (shifty eyes) But yes. (leans back as though he has just told a great secret.)
Mei Xing: And? Where?
Legolas: I don't know. It was ten years ago.
Mei Xing: Idiot! I meant recently!
Legolas: Oh. (Looks up) Hey! I just saw one!
Mei Xing: Where?
Legolas: Over there. (points)
Jareth: Stupid kid. I told you you'd get lost.
Mei Xing: I made a friend! (pokes Legolas' ear. He shudders and moans)
Jareth: (eyes widen) Don't do that!
Legolas: Whyever not? (Concentrates on making a halo over his head.)
Jareth: It makes you horny, and you know it!
Legolas: (Cheesy grin.) Yeah.
Mei Xing: If I'm not careful, I may not get out a virgin. (The males look at her)
Jareth: Don't you mean Alive?
Mei Xing: Did I say alive?
Jareth: *cough* Anyway, Mei Xing, time to come back to the castle.
Legolas: Can I come? I wanna come! Let me come!
Jareth: (rolls eyes) Okay, fine, you can come.
Legolas: Yay! (Does a little dance of glee, then stops abrubtly) What?
Mei Xing: You're just a little bit special, aren't you?
Legolas: Yes! What?
Jareth: (rolls eyes) How many kids am I going to have to baby-sit?
Mei Xing; That's up to you, sexy!
Jareth: My name's not sexy! (covers Legolas' ears, causing Legolas to blush deeply) But thank you.
Legolas: (Swatting him away) Will everyone stop touching my ears?! (looks at Mei Xing) Except maybe you.
Jareth: Hey! You lay off her!
Mei Xing: Aw, you cared.
Jareth: (Eyes widen) Wha-wha-Idonot!
Mei Xing: So I still can't call you sexy?
Jareth: No. Call me Jareth.
Mei Xing: (to Legolas) Can I call you elf-boy?
Legolas: (cheesy grin) You can call me-
Jareth: Hold it right there!
Mei Xing: Naughty elf-boy! No sexual inuendo!
Legolas: Aww.(Jareth rolls his eyes and takes Mei Xing's hand. She takes Legolas' hand, and the three of them are teleported to Jareth's castle, where goblins are scattered about, doing random things.)
(Mei Xing appears in a big field with flowers and stuff.)
Mei Xing: Hey! Where'd that sexy baby-sitter go?
Legolas: Why would anyone want to sit babies?
Mei Xing: Good God! (Waits for heartbeat to return to normal.) You scared me! Naughty elf-boy!
Legolas: Uh.what?
Mei Xing: Never mind.
Legolas: What's your name?
Mei Xing: Alice.
Legolas: Really?
Mei Xing: No.
Legolas: Okay. (Mei Xing pokes his ear) Hey! (Twitches) don't do that!
Mei Xing: Why not? (Pokes his ear again. He shudders and moans.)
Legolas: Nevermind, don't stop.
Mei Xing: Oh my god, you perv! (pushes him away)
Legolas: Had a feeling that would make you stop.
Mei Xing: Well, that's just wonderful! (looks around) Have you seen a sexy Goblin King with a leather coat and really tight pants?
Legolas: Not that I'm looking (shifty eyes) But yes. (leans back as though he has just told a great secret.)
Mei Xing: And? Where?
Legolas: I don't know. It was ten years ago.
Mei Xing: Idiot! I meant recently!
Legolas: Oh. (Looks up) Hey! I just saw one!
Mei Xing: Where?
Legolas: Over there. (points)
Jareth: Stupid kid. I told you you'd get lost.
Mei Xing: I made a friend! (pokes Legolas' ear. He shudders and moans)
Jareth: (eyes widen) Don't do that!
Legolas: Whyever not? (Concentrates on making a halo over his head.)
Jareth: It makes you horny, and you know it!
Legolas: (Cheesy grin.) Yeah.
Mei Xing: If I'm not careful, I may not get out a virgin. (The males look at her)
Jareth: Don't you mean Alive?
Mei Xing: Did I say alive?
Jareth: *cough* Anyway, Mei Xing, time to come back to the castle.
Legolas: Can I come? I wanna come! Let me come!
Jareth: (rolls eyes) Okay, fine, you can come.
Legolas: Yay! (Does a little dance of glee, then stops abrubtly) What?
Mei Xing: You're just a little bit special, aren't you?
Legolas: Yes! What?
Jareth: (rolls eyes) How many kids am I going to have to baby-sit?
Mei Xing; That's up to you, sexy!
Jareth: My name's not sexy! (covers Legolas' ears, causing Legolas to blush deeply) But thank you.
Legolas: (Swatting him away) Will everyone stop touching my ears?! (looks at Mei Xing) Except maybe you.
Jareth: Hey! You lay off her!
Mei Xing: Aw, you cared.
Jareth: (Eyes widen) Wha-wha-Idonot!
Mei Xing: So I still can't call you sexy?
Jareth: No. Call me Jareth.
Mei Xing: (to Legolas) Can I call you elf-boy?
Legolas: (cheesy grin) You can call me-
Jareth: Hold it right there!
Mei Xing: Naughty elf-boy! No sexual inuendo!
Legolas: Aww.(Jareth rolls his eyes and takes Mei Xing's hand. She takes Legolas' hand, and the three of them are teleported to Jareth's castle, where goblins are scattered about, doing random things.)
