Disclaimer: Hi. Uh..yeah. I was going to say that I owned something, but someone took it away from me. I own nothing, least of all Labyrinth and Lord of the rings. By the way, I probably won't be using the LOTR characters for a while. Cept for Frodo an elf-boy. (shy grin) (

Author: To any of you who have made it to chapter three, thank you! Thank you especially, Allison (and Galena). And now, without further ado.

(Our trio is now inside Jareth's castle of goblins and glitter and fuzzy socks)

Mei Xing: Oooooooo

Jareth: Impressed?

Mei Xing: No.

Jareth: (shrugs) What about you? (turns to Legolas)

Legolas: Of course N-yeah.

Random goblin: We have a problem, your highness.

Jareth: What is it?

Goblin: Some idiots from another dimension fell into the Ubliette.

Jareth: Oh? It's alright, just leave them there.

Goblin: They possess strong magical powers.

Jareth: Oh.

Goblin: What do we do?

Jareth: Alright, I'll go. How long have they been there? (picks up a crystal ball)

Goblin: Three days.

Jareth: What?! (drops the crystal. It shatters into a million shards. The shards turn into pink bunnies and hop away) Why didn't you tell me before?

Goblin: (shrugs) I don't know.

Mei Xing: Can I come, huh? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

Jareth: If you shut up!

Mei Xing: Yay! (Does a little dance of glee)

Legolas: Can I come too?

Jareth: No.

Legolas: Why not? (Concentrates all of his energy into forming a halo over his head)

Jareth: Because I hate you.

Legolas: Why?

Jareth: I just do, so be quiet! Do you want to come or not?

Legolas: Yay! What? (Jareth slaps a hand to his forehead)

Goblin: Sir.

Jareth: I'm going, I'm going. (They all appear inside the Ubliette, with chains and cobwebs and stuff)