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Watagashi: Thank you, Disclaimer, that was lovely and sarcastic.
Disclaimer: Anytime.
Watagashi: Ahem. I would like to apologize. I meant to include this chapter in the last chapter, but for several reasons *cough, flying midgets,* I decided to split it into two chapters. That is why the disclaimer for chapter 3 is just a little bit confusing. That is also why I have to have a huge LOTR leakage in this chapter. Now if I may continu- ack! (a flying midget crashes into Watagashi, and a struggle ensues)
(our trio is now inside the Ubliette, after the notification that idiots from another dimension had ended up there.)
Mei Xing: Oooooooooooo
Jareth: Now you're impressed?
Mei Xing: No.
Sam: Back, you devils!
Hoggle: (rolls eyes) Next time, I think you should watch the hobbits, My Lord.
Pippin: (throws a rock at Hoggle) That's not nice!
Hoggle: Neither are you.
Gandalf: Who are you? I demand that you free us immediately!
Jareth: Keep your pants on. (looks down) Put your pants on. (Gandalf sniffs in disdain) Anyway, what are you doing here?
Gandalf: We fell from the bridge of Kazad Dun and found ourselves in this chamber, enduring threats from this disgrace to dwarves!
Hoggle: Hey! (shakes his head and walks out)
Pippin: (throws a rock at Jareth) It's true!
Jareth: (ignoring the rock) I see. What magical powers do you posses?
(Everyone turns to look at Frodo. Frodo's eye twitches)
Frodo: Uh.well.um.
Jareth: Spit it out.
Frodo; Well.(takes out the one ring)
Mei Xing: Shiny shiny!
Jareth: (rolls eyes) What about it?
Frodo: It's powerful
Mei Xing: It's pretty!
Jareth: What does it do?
Frodo; Um.(looks lost)
Gandalf: It can turn you invisible, it can alert the dark lord to your presence, it gives you unnatural long life, and it drives you insane.
Mei Xing: That's it? I can do that!
Gandalf: But it's shiny.
Jareth: (rolls eyes) Right. (picks up Frodo and starts to leave)
Pippin: (throws a rock at Jareth) Put him down!
Frodo: Yeah, put me down.(Legolas snickers)
Gandalf: Did you just snicker?
Legolas: Of course not. Elves don't snicker.
Gandalf: Do I know you? (raises eyebrow)
Legolas: (aquires a southern accent) No, sir. Indeed we have never met before.
Pippin: (throws a rock at Legolas) You liar!
Sam: Where are you taking Mr. Frodo?!
Jareth: To my castle in the center of the Labyrinth.
Gandalf: Why?
Jareth: If I can keep him there for 13 hours, he'll become one of my goblin minions.
Frodo: I don't wanna.
Pippin: (throws a rock at Jareth) Yeah! He don't wanna!
Jareth: (narrowly misses getting hit in the no-no zone) That's the last rock you throw in this dimension! (picks up Pipin and gives him a wedgie before throwing him down a well.)
Frodo: You killed Pippin!
Mei Xing: Naw. That well leads to feudal Japan. Sessomaru will kill him.
Gandalf: Oh. Well, that's okay then.
(Jareth, Mei Xing, Legolas, and Frodo all appear back in the castle, which is covered with whipped cream and chocolate chips)
Watagashi: Thank you, Disclaimer, that was lovely and sarcastic.
Disclaimer: Anytime.
Watagashi: Ahem. I would like to apologize. I meant to include this chapter in the last chapter, but for several reasons *cough, flying midgets,* I decided to split it into two chapters. That is why the disclaimer for chapter 3 is just a little bit confusing. That is also why I have to have a huge LOTR leakage in this chapter. Now if I may continu- ack! (a flying midget crashes into Watagashi, and a struggle ensues)
(our trio is now inside the Ubliette, after the notification that idiots from another dimension had ended up there.)
Mei Xing: Oooooooooooo
Jareth: Now you're impressed?
Mei Xing: No.
Sam: Back, you devils!
Hoggle: (rolls eyes) Next time, I think you should watch the hobbits, My Lord.
Pippin: (throws a rock at Hoggle) That's not nice!
Hoggle: Neither are you.
Gandalf: Who are you? I demand that you free us immediately!
Jareth: Keep your pants on. (looks down) Put your pants on. (Gandalf sniffs in disdain) Anyway, what are you doing here?
Gandalf: We fell from the bridge of Kazad Dun and found ourselves in this chamber, enduring threats from this disgrace to dwarves!
Hoggle: Hey! (shakes his head and walks out)
Pippin: (throws a rock at Jareth) It's true!
Jareth: (ignoring the rock) I see. What magical powers do you posses?
(Everyone turns to look at Frodo. Frodo's eye twitches)
Frodo: Uh.well.um.
Jareth: Spit it out.
Frodo; Well.(takes out the one ring)
Mei Xing: Shiny shiny!
Jareth: (rolls eyes) What about it?
Frodo: It's powerful
Mei Xing: It's pretty!
Jareth: What does it do?
Frodo; Um.(looks lost)
Gandalf: It can turn you invisible, it can alert the dark lord to your presence, it gives you unnatural long life, and it drives you insane.
Mei Xing: That's it? I can do that!
Gandalf: But it's shiny.
Jareth: (rolls eyes) Right. (picks up Frodo and starts to leave)
Pippin: (throws a rock at Jareth) Put him down!
Frodo: Yeah, put me down.(Legolas snickers)
Gandalf: Did you just snicker?
Legolas: Of course not. Elves don't snicker.
Gandalf: Do I know you? (raises eyebrow)
Legolas: (aquires a southern accent) No, sir. Indeed we have never met before.
Pippin: (throws a rock at Legolas) You liar!
Sam: Where are you taking Mr. Frodo?!
Jareth: To my castle in the center of the Labyrinth.
Gandalf: Why?
Jareth: If I can keep him there for 13 hours, he'll become one of my goblin minions.
Frodo: I don't wanna.
Pippin: (throws a rock at Jareth) Yeah! He don't wanna!
Jareth: (narrowly misses getting hit in the no-no zone) That's the last rock you throw in this dimension! (picks up Pipin and gives him a wedgie before throwing him down a well.)
Frodo: You killed Pippin!
Mei Xing: Naw. That well leads to feudal Japan. Sessomaru will kill him.
Gandalf: Oh. Well, that's okay then.
(Jareth, Mei Xing, Legolas, and Frodo all appear back in the castle, which is covered with whipped cream and chocolate chips)
