Disclaimer: I don't own Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, Inu Yasha, Ya-da, Ya- da, Ya-da.

Watagashi: Thank you, Disclaimer, that was lovely and sarcastic.

Disclaimer: Anytime.

Watagashi: Ahem. I would like to apologize. I meant to include this chapter in the last chapter, but for several reasons *cough, flying midgets,* I decided to split it into two chapters. That is why the disclaimer for chapter 3 is just a little bit confusing. That is also why I have to have a huge LOTR leakage in this chapter. Now if I may continu- ack! (a flying midget crashes into Watagashi, and a struggle ensues)

(our trio is now inside the Ubliette, after the notification that idiots from another dimension had ended up there.)

Mei Xing: Oooooooooooo

Jareth: Now you're impressed?

Mei Xing: No.

Sam: Back, you devils!

Hoggle: (rolls eyes) Next time, I think you should watch the hobbits, My Lord.

Pippin: (throws a rock at Hoggle) That's not nice!

Hoggle: Neither are you.

Gandalf: Who are you? I demand that you free us immediately!

Jareth: Keep your pants on. (looks down) Put your pants on. (Gandalf sniffs in disdain) Anyway, what are you doing here?

Gandalf: We fell from the bridge of Kazad Dun and found ourselves in this chamber, enduring threats from this disgrace to dwarves!

Hoggle: Hey! (shakes his head and walks out)

Pippin: (throws a rock at Jareth) It's true!

Jareth: (ignoring the rock) I see. What magical powers do you posses?

(Everyone turns to look at Frodo. Frodo's eye twitches)

Frodo: Uh.well.um.

Jareth: Spit it out.

Frodo; Well.(takes out the one ring)

Mei Xing: Shiny shiny!

Jareth: (rolls eyes) What about it?

Frodo: It's powerful

Mei Xing: It's pretty!

Jareth: What does it do?

Frodo; Um.(looks lost)

Gandalf: It can turn you invisible, it can alert the dark lord to your presence, it gives you unnatural long life, and it drives you insane.

Mei Xing: That's it? I can do that!

Gandalf: But it's shiny.

Jareth: (rolls eyes) Right. (picks up Frodo and starts to leave)

Pippin: (throws a rock at Jareth) Put him down!

Frodo: Yeah, put me down.(Legolas snickers)

Gandalf: Did you just snicker?

Legolas: Of course not. Elves don't snicker.

Gandalf: Do I know you? (raises eyebrow)

Legolas: (aquires a southern accent) No, sir. Indeed we have never met before.

Pippin: (throws a rock at Legolas) You liar!

Sam: Where are you taking Mr. Frodo?!

Jareth: To my castle in the center of the Labyrinth.

Gandalf: Why?

Jareth: If I can keep him there for 13 hours, he'll become one of my goblin minions.

Frodo: I don't wanna.

Pippin: (throws a rock at Jareth) Yeah! He don't wanna!

Jareth: (narrowly misses getting hit in the no-no zone) That's the last rock you throw in this dimension! (picks up Pipin and gives him a wedgie before throwing him down a well.)

Frodo: You killed Pippin!

Mei Xing: Naw. That well leads to feudal Japan. Sessomaru will kill him.

Gandalf: Oh. Well, that's okay then.

(Jareth, Mei Xing, Legolas, and Frodo all appear back in the castle, which is covered with whipped cream and chocolate chips)