Disclaimer: I don't own anything you recognize!
Author: you sure?
Disclaimer: Yes.
Author: Okay, then. I would like to say.(eyes the disclaimer as she executes a very sexual interperative dance to go along with the Teletubbies theme song) ahem I would like to say that this next chapter is just a teensy bit disturbing, and that I'm trying my very hardest to get away from LOTR, but it's really hard to, because that's all they ever talk about! (smiles brightly) but that's okay, because if no one reviews me, I won't continue, so it won't matter anyway. (throws herself into the most pathetic position imaginable) Pleaseopleaseopleaseoplease don't let that happen! Make any suggestions or flames you want if it's not good enough, but I really want this to work! Review!!!!!!!! (runs away sobbing, but comes back a second later to write the story)
Warning: Oh, uh.there may be a little too many sex jokes.and a bedroom scene.but nothing graphic, or descriptive. (grin. O.~)
(our trio has returned to the castle, which is covered with whipped crème and chocolate chips.)
Jareth: My chambers! (runs away to check his chambers)
Mei Xing: SUGAR! (starts to eat up the chocolate crème)
Frodo: I'm not aloud to have sugar. (looks around) Ah, screw it. (Starts pigging out)
Legolas: I'm bored.
Mei Xing: (Pokes Legolas' ear) Help us clean up!
Legolas: (shudders and whimpers) No, I think I'll wander off and do lord knows what. (runs away)
Jareth: (Stumbling out of his room) Good god! Does torture know any bounds?!
Mei Xing: (wanders into Jareth's room) Oooooooooo. (looks around at the crème, chocolate, sprinkles, cherries, shattered crystal balls, pantyhose, teddy bears, shake n' bake, toilet paper, rubber chickens, blood, clown noses, and other strange things) Now I'm impressed! (dashes off laughing)
Frodo: (wanders in. eyes widen) I didn't know you could do that with a Care Bear! (sees the blood and passes out)
Jareth: They ruined it! I don't believe this!
Legolas: (looking over Jareth's shoulder) Neither do I. Elmo doesn't bend that way.
Mei Xing: The only room they didn't touch was the guest room. The door sign worked!
Legolas: Door sign? (looks confused)
Frodo: I get the bed!
Jareth: You do not! (an argument breaks out until everyone is satisfied. Jareth sulks)
Mei Xing: I'm sorry your castle was vandalized, Jareth. (jareth smiles gratefully)
Legolas: (grins and wolf-whistles) Jareth and Mei Xing sitting in a tree. F- U-C-K-
Jareth: Shut up!
Mei Xing: Naughty elf-boy! (turns to the audience) Originally, we had Legolas run around in a pink tu-tu screaming, "I AM A PRETTY LADY!" But for several reasons, we changed our minds.
Frodo: * cough * Come, Lego-man, let's see what the pickle is doing.
Legolas: OKAY! (turns to Mei Xing) You want to come?
Jareth: She has other pickles to look at! (turns a violent shade of magenta) er, I mean.
Mei Xing: Good grief! (makes sure the others aren't listening) You mean it?
Jareth: No.
Mei Xing: You're no fun.
(Eventually, the four of them go to sleep in the guest room. The next morning.)
Jareth: (Rolls unceremoniously off of the bed) Uhhhhh... (gets up and goes over to the mirror, where he is shocked by how much he resembles a drunken Bishonen. He frowns and looks down, realizing that he is wearing significantly less than he was wearing upon going to sleep (and considering he only sleeps in European-imported boxers.)) Oh, my!
Legolas: Groan.. (stumbles into the bathroom. He and Jareth notice each other, and their eyes widen) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Jareth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo: (Also walks into the bathroom) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-(passes out)
Mei Xing: (from outside) Oh, you're awake. Are you dressed yet? I need to talk to you about making strange noises in the middle of the night!
The three unfortunate hot guys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WRONG!
Mei Xing: You're telling me.
Author: And now, I will end it there! Whether or not I continue is up to you! The level of sex may change depending upon your reviews, and I promise to introduce a new character into the story! I may also find some way to get Legolas and Frodo out of the picture, if you so desire. But you have to tell Watagashi what to say, or Watagashi will say nothing at all! (walks away huffily, but falls over and has to leave in a very undignified manner)
Author: you sure?
Disclaimer: Yes.
Author: Okay, then. I would like to say.(eyes the disclaimer as she executes a very sexual interperative dance to go along with the Teletubbies theme song) ahem I would like to say that this next chapter is just a teensy bit disturbing, and that I'm trying my very hardest to get away from LOTR, but it's really hard to, because that's all they ever talk about! (smiles brightly) but that's okay, because if no one reviews me, I won't continue, so it won't matter anyway. (throws herself into the most pathetic position imaginable) Pleaseopleaseopleaseoplease don't let that happen! Make any suggestions or flames you want if it's not good enough, but I really want this to work! Review!!!!!!!! (runs away sobbing, but comes back a second later to write the story)
Warning: Oh, uh.there may be a little too many sex jokes.and a bedroom scene.but nothing graphic, or descriptive. (grin. O.~)
(our trio has returned to the castle, which is covered with whipped crème and chocolate chips.)
Jareth: My chambers! (runs away to check his chambers)
Mei Xing: SUGAR! (starts to eat up the chocolate crème)
Frodo: I'm not aloud to have sugar. (looks around) Ah, screw it. (Starts pigging out)
Legolas: I'm bored.
Mei Xing: (Pokes Legolas' ear) Help us clean up!
Legolas: (shudders and whimpers) No, I think I'll wander off and do lord knows what. (runs away)
Jareth: (Stumbling out of his room) Good god! Does torture know any bounds?!
Mei Xing: (wanders into Jareth's room) Oooooooooo. (looks around at the crème, chocolate, sprinkles, cherries, shattered crystal balls, pantyhose, teddy bears, shake n' bake, toilet paper, rubber chickens, blood, clown noses, and other strange things) Now I'm impressed! (dashes off laughing)
Frodo: (wanders in. eyes widen) I didn't know you could do that with a Care Bear! (sees the blood and passes out)
Jareth: They ruined it! I don't believe this!
Legolas: (looking over Jareth's shoulder) Neither do I. Elmo doesn't bend that way.
Mei Xing: The only room they didn't touch was the guest room. The door sign worked!
Legolas: Door sign? (looks confused)
Frodo: I get the bed!
Jareth: You do not! (an argument breaks out until everyone is satisfied. Jareth sulks)
Mei Xing: I'm sorry your castle was vandalized, Jareth. (jareth smiles gratefully)
Legolas: (grins and wolf-whistles) Jareth and Mei Xing sitting in a tree. F- U-C-K-
Jareth: Shut up!
Mei Xing: Naughty elf-boy! (turns to the audience) Originally, we had Legolas run around in a pink tu-tu screaming, "I AM A PRETTY LADY!" But for several reasons, we changed our minds.
Frodo: * cough * Come, Lego-man, let's see what the pickle is doing.
Legolas: OKAY! (turns to Mei Xing) You want to come?
Jareth: She has other pickles to look at! (turns a violent shade of magenta) er, I mean.
Mei Xing: Good grief! (makes sure the others aren't listening) You mean it?
Jareth: No.
Mei Xing: You're no fun.
(Eventually, the four of them go to sleep in the guest room. The next morning.)
Jareth: (Rolls unceremoniously off of the bed) Uhhhhh... (gets up and goes over to the mirror, where he is shocked by how much he resembles a drunken Bishonen. He frowns and looks down, realizing that he is wearing significantly less than he was wearing upon going to sleep (and considering he only sleeps in European-imported boxers.)) Oh, my!
Legolas: Groan.. (stumbles into the bathroom. He and Jareth notice each other, and their eyes widen) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Jareth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Frodo: (Also walks into the bathroom) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-(passes out)
Mei Xing: (from outside) Oh, you're awake. Are you dressed yet? I need to talk to you about making strange noises in the middle of the night!
The three unfortunate hot guys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WRONG!
Mei Xing: You're telling me.
Author: And now, I will end it there! Whether or not I continue is up to you! The level of sex may change depending upon your reviews, and I promise to introduce a new character into the story! I may also find some way to get Legolas and Frodo out of the picture, if you so desire. But you have to tell Watagashi what to say, or Watagashi will say nothing at all! (walks away huffily, but falls over and has to leave in a very undignified manner)
