Day 2
Legolas
Night seemed to go on forever. Both Aragorn and Jack hummed songs, while Will kept checking his mirror. Most unnerving. Hobbits giggled all night as Elizabeth told stories over in corner. At least, I think she was telling stories…she would be pretty, but she never shuts her mouth. Suspect there is a slight chance Will might be prettier then me. When asked Elizabeth, she warned us to leave her alone or she'd strangle us both. Gimli sits in other corning gazing at her. Why? He used to do that with me! Refuse to believe she's prettier then me…stupid pretty mortals. Wonder how Will would look with a mow hawk? Ha, ha, ha. Where does Merry keep his razor?
Today started off towards Mount Doom. Why? Fordo's handling ring rather well. Except think ring is affecting Sam. He won't leave Frodo alone. Keeps offering to give back-rubs, and foot massages. Says it's brotherly love. Why hadn't he offered me one? Suspicious. Aragorn acting peculiar too. He had Jack show him how he did his eye make-up. Why didn't he come to me? I'm much better at that sort of stuff. Do I have to get drunk again to get any attention around here? Pout. Aragorn also has been carrying a bottle of something around with him. Not sure what the brownish liquid is, but suspect he got it from Jack. Bloody pirate. I did not just say that.
Was quite delighted when Elizabeth agreed to do my hair. Now it's bleached blonde and perfect again! Hurrah! She also offered a bath and massage. Was tempted, but turned her down. Last time I took a bath at a girl's request, I got yelled at for plugging the bath with my shedding hair. Which I didn't. Stupid Galandriel. It's quite embarrassing to be accused of such an offense. It was probably her hair, for she has more than I do. Even though elves aren't suppose to shed. Wonder what she'd do if she didn't have any more hair to give away?
Am getting fed up with Will's corny lines and dumb romance attempts on Elizabeth, amusing as they are. Am started to think of plan. Barricade him in a ship. Start a gunpowder trail, leading to a pile of ammo, then BOOM! Ship blows up and so does Will. Have to contact some friends and get it arranged. Then, wouldn't have the constant paranoia of who's prettier.
