Day 3

Gimli

            Today we climbed hill. Very large hill. Stupid blonde elf raced us to the top. Considered leaving him and going back down the hill. Only thing holding me back is pretty mortal, Elizabeth. Would be prettier if she shut her mouth. Oh well. No one is perfect. Not even blonde nancing elf. I know…

            Am sadden, for Elizabeth has taken a greater interest in the hobbits. Hobbits a bit wary for she is a large mortal. Think she may like small men. What about small dwarfs? Am thinking of plan to rid hobbits. Maybe, I'll take the ring, and hang it high in the tree. When Frodo is beckoned to it, he'll call for the other hobbits. Then, while their trying to get the ring down, the trap will spring and they'll be stuck in a net. Then I'll make them watch Flipper 300 times. HA! HA! Maybe then they'll be afraid of water…she'll have no choice but to choose me.

            Am considering taking an axe to Aragorn and Jack's head, as they won't stop singing A Pirate's life for me. Don't even know what a pirate is. Sam said it had something to do with a person who attacks and steals from ships at sea. Am not so sure, seeing the way he and Aragorn have become so attached…maybe I'll ask Jack. No. Can't show elf I don't know what a pirate is.

            Nancing Elf and Will are constantly at competition. I dared Pippin to smash Will's mirror. He did, but stupid mortal carries a spare. I spit upon his grave… Oh well. At least Legolas leaves me alone. No more stupid beauty care product questions. And no more 'will you do my hair?' or 'does this make me look fat?'. Honestly. The kid has no life. At least now someone can answer his stupid questions. Although, feel about ready to explode when Will asks the same questions. Now there are two of them! Although, I'm starting to miss Legolas' company. Sometimes, I catch myself looking longingly at him. Will never admit it to him, as he would laugh out loud. I miss it when he asks me if he can braid my hair in special elven ways. I miss it when he offers to carry me up large hills. I miss it when…never mind. Got a little carried away there.