Disclaimer: So what if I don't own Labyrinth?! So what if I don't own LOTR?! So what if I don't own Inu Yasha?! I just graduated, and I feel proud of myself anyway. (Struts off huffily)

Author: I graduated too. Anyway, Hi! How are you? Sit down, I'll make you some coffee (I really will make you coffee, but you're not here, and I can't send it through the internet (Not that I haven't tried)). We're back for another chapter, supported by my wonderful reviewers, Galena and WaterFae (applause, applause, applause) Your suggestions were awesome. I would also like to say that My writer's block is due to the millions of stories I'm currently in the proccess of writing (not all of which are posted on fanfiction.net) Let's see.about eleven stories, maybe more(What will I be when I grow up? I wonder if there's a special graveyard for writers?) Anyways, enjoy my ickle ficcie!

(Another person that looks shockingly like Jareth has just entered from another dimension)

Jareth: (Petting Chicken Mei Xing) Who the hell are you?

Anti-Jareth: I am the Anti-Jareth.

Jareth: Really? (looks him up and down) You're not what I expected.

Anti-Jareth: No, I'm the opposite.

Jareth: That makes sense. I didn't expect it to.

Anti-Jareth: Why not? You don't expect me to make sense because you think you make sense, when in fact, you don't.

Jareth: That didn't make sense.

Anti-Jareth: (Suddenly turns Mei Xing into a chinchilla) Bet you weren't expecting that.

Frodo: (scooting towards the door) I think I'll just go find somebody to make the scary man go away. (runs off)

Jareth: you didn't stop him?

Anti-Jareth: You expected me to.

Frodo: (Coming back, pushing a demon-lord in front of him) Hey, look! I found some one! All by myself!

Simon: (the demon lord) Hey! Easy on the cape!

Anti-Jareth and Jareth simultaneously: Who the hell are you?

Simon: Uhhhhhhhhhhh.......I'll have to get back to you on that.

J+AJ: How come you said the same thing as me? Oh, opposites, right. Hey, stop that! Cut it out!

Anti-Jareth: Fine, be that way.

Frodo: See? They're freaking me out.

Simon: No-problamo, little man. (Spins Anti-Jareth back into the anti- dimension he came from)

Jareth: Now, to turn Mei Xing back into a human. (Does) I never liked chinchillas.

(Some where in feudal Japan, a certain furry-footed midget chases a certain anime demon across the wasteland)

Simon: (to Mei Xing) What was it like being a chinchilla?

Mei Xing: It was better than being a chicken. Because being a chicken you know you came from an egg, but where did the egg come from?

Simon: I see.

Mei Xing; (turns to Simon as though noticing him for the first time) Hello! Who are you?

Simon: That's de-uhhhhhhh....hmm. I'll get back to you on that.

Mei Xing: You're sexy.

Jareth: I though I was sexy! (glares at Frodo and Simon, who are pretending not to listen)

Mei Xing: But you are!

Legolas: (suddenly turning back into an elf for no apparent reason) I feel as though somewhere in feudal Japan, a certain anime demon is bludgening a certain furry-footed midget with a rock.

Simon: Can I go home now?

Mei Xing: No you can't Mr. Man! (Pokes him in the arm)

Simon: (Slapping a hand over the place where Mei Xing poked him) I've been branded!

Jareth: Er.yes, yes, very nice, now why don't you go and fly off to your little home, Simon.

Simon: I can't fly. But I have a submarine.

Mei Xing: Don't leave! I'm starting to like you!

Jareth: Hey!

Mei Xing: Don't worry, Jareth darling. You know I love you best.

Jareth: Really?

Mei Xing: Probably not, but hey, who cares?

Frodo: If no one needs me, I'd like to go back to my dimension now.

Legolas: What?

Mei Xing: Why?

Frodo: Well, I just don't know if the author is ready for five characters. After all, she didn't manage it so well in this chapter. Legolas hardly spoke at all, and she couldn't find a decent way for him to stop being a chicken. Besides, this Simon guy needs his character to flourish, and I've been kind of a mellow character lately. Plus, the author wants to do her special movie farewell. Why don't I leave?

Simon: I could leave.

Legolas: Or I could leave.

Mei Xing: Or I could leave and end the whole fic. Wouldn't that be tragic?

Jareth: Snoreeeeeeeee(sleeping)

Author: I know.I know.Sucks. But I really really need the support of you readers! I can write more, I swear! I just need some suggestions about what to write, what you like and don't like. Now, if you don't review and tell me who should leave (or if anyone should leave) Then everybody will leave, including me. I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but it's the way it's gotta be. Eh....Ja ne. (runs off to help Sessomaru deal with Pippin. The Disclaimer tries to drag her back, but hog grease really really does the trick)