Disclaimer: Bwahahahahahahaha! I don't own anything, but I'm still writing
this fic, and you can't stop me! (Go on, just try! I dare you!)
Author: Eh. you're weird. So, anyway, this is the next chapter, and it may very well be the last. No one seems to love me anymore. (goes off into her little corner)
Frodo: And now, dear friends. I must leave you.
(Romantic tragedy music comes up out of no where for dramatic effect.)
Legolas: I can't believe that you're leaving me! (sob) Isn't there any other way?!
Frodo: No, my darling, I must leave you forever!
Legolas: (still dramatic) Fine then! Just. be that way! (runs away sobbing into what looks like a handkerchief)
Jareth: Goodbye, kid. And good luck. (walks away into the sunset like an old western movie)
Frodo: And now, I must leave you.
Mei Xing: I don't care what happens to you out there, but to me, you will always be. Wanona, Queen of the Sheep Sisters!
Frodo: (drops the drama for confusion) What?
Mei Xing: (still dramatic) I don't know.
(the dramatic music comes up again as Frodo gets on the train, waving a handkerchief at them all. Sessomaru chases Pippin in front of the train, and accidentally squashes him. Now, Sessomaru has nothing to do, and has to wander off with his little demon thoughts)
Simon: What was that all about?
Jareth: Not a clue.
(suddenly, a big ball of light appears and two people fall out of the sky, crushing Simon to his death)
Yugi: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Tea: Yu-Gi-Oh-God-Make-It-Stop!
(Yugi is a red-eyed midget with way too much hair gel and eyes like croquet hoops. Tea is an annoying girl who follows him around everywhere)
Mei Xing: Good God, who are you?!
Yugi: You must trust in the heart of the cards!
Legolas: The Wha-wha-wha?
Tea: Don't worry, you'll catch on. He yaks on and on about it in every other episode.
Yugi: Yu-Gi-OH! (transforms into Yami)
Jareth: Did you all see that?
Mei Xing: See what?
Jareth: There was a flash of light, and the kid grew two feet higher and changed his eyes and hair! Don't tell me you didn't see that!
Legolas: Are you okay? Do you have a fever?
Yami: Let's play a game.
Jareth: His voice got deeper too! Don't tell me you didn't notice!
Mei Xing: How many fingers am I holding up?
Jareth: Ummmm. eight?
Mei Xing: No, it's two! He's delirious!
Yami: But you did hold up eight of your fingers.
Mei Xing: Well, yes, but that's not the point! Operation!
Legolas: Operation!
Tea: Operation!
Yami: Have you all gone insane?
Mei Xing: Yes, but that was a long time ago and it hardly matters now. To the Operating Room!
Legolas: To the Operating Room!
Tea: To the Operating Room!
(The three of them grab a very confused Jareth and run off to the formerly nonexistent Operating Room, followed by a very confused but oddly intrigued Yugi)
Author: Hmm, what might happen there, I wonder? If you want to find out, Impish Pixie, you had better review again! (I promise it'll be twisted)
Author: Eh. you're weird. So, anyway, this is the next chapter, and it may very well be the last. No one seems to love me anymore. (goes off into her little corner)
Frodo: And now, dear friends. I must leave you.
(Romantic tragedy music comes up out of no where for dramatic effect.)
Legolas: I can't believe that you're leaving me! (sob) Isn't there any other way?!
Frodo: No, my darling, I must leave you forever!
Legolas: (still dramatic) Fine then! Just. be that way! (runs away sobbing into what looks like a handkerchief)
Jareth: Goodbye, kid. And good luck. (walks away into the sunset like an old western movie)
Frodo: And now, I must leave you.
Mei Xing: I don't care what happens to you out there, but to me, you will always be. Wanona, Queen of the Sheep Sisters!
Frodo: (drops the drama for confusion) What?
Mei Xing: (still dramatic) I don't know.
(the dramatic music comes up again as Frodo gets on the train, waving a handkerchief at them all. Sessomaru chases Pippin in front of the train, and accidentally squashes him. Now, Sessomaru has nothing to do, and has to wander off with his little demon thoughts)
Simon: What was that all about?
Jareth: Not a clue.
(suddenly, a big ball of light appears and two people fall out of the sky, crushing Simon to his death)
Yugi: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Tea: Yu-Gi-Oh-God-Make-It-Stop!
(Yugi is a red-eyed midget with way too much hair gel and eyes like croquet hoops. Tea is an annoying girl who follows him around everywhere)
Mei Xing: Good God, who are you?!
Yugi: You must trust in the heart of the cards!
Legolas: The Wha-wha-wha?
Tea: Don't worry, you'll catch on. He yaks on and on about it in every other episode.
Yugi: Yu-Gi-OH! (transforms into Yami)
Jareth: Did you all see that?
Mei Xing: See what?
Jareth: There was a flash of light, and the kid grew two feet higher and changed his eyes and hair! Don't tell me you didn't see that!
Legolas: Are you okay? Do you have a fever?
Yami: Let's play a game.
Jareth: His voice got deeper too! Don't tell me you didn't notice!
Mei Xing: How many fingers am I holding up?
Jareth: Ummmm. eight?
Mei Xing: No, it's two! He's delirious!
Yami: But you did hold up eight of your fingers.
Mei Xing: Well, yes, but that's not the point! Operation!
Legolas: Operation!
Tea: Operation!
Yami: Have you all gone insane?
Mei Xing: Yes, but that was a long time ago and it hardly matters now. To the Operating Room!
Legolas: To the Operating Room!
Tea: To the Operating Room!
(The three of them grab a very confused Jareth and run off to the formerly nonexistent Operating Room, followed by a very confused but oddly intrigued Yugi)
Author: Hmm, what might happen there, I wonder? If you want to find out, Impish Pixie, you had better review again! (I promise it'll be twisted)
