Disclaimer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! People still love me! I am still Loved! And I still don't own anything, but that's not the point!

Author: Yeah. it is the point. That's why you're there. Anyway, I thought I would a little chappie for y'all, so here it is. (nice inuendo for you, Impish Pixie)

Mei Xing: Is he strapped down tight?

Legolas: Well, in my experience. (trails off with a rather frightening grin on his face)

Tea: Extra tight O.~

Jareth: Of all the injustice! I demand you let me go right now! I'm warning you!

Yami: This is a good game.

Tea: Dr. Yami, proceed with the operation. *giggles*

Legolas: Oh, are we a naughty nurse? (grin) Time for your spanking!

Tea: Of, course, Doctor. (They are about to go off and do lord knows what when Sessomaru crashes through the wall with Winters practically riding his back. He runs over Tea, who shrieks like a mad chipmunk before dashing away. Legolas shrugs and wanders off)

Mei Xing: I wanna soda. Cookies!!!!! (scampers off to find the cookies, Sessomaru chasing after her.)

Yami: Okay, Let's begin with the operation, shall we? (evil wink) Sorry, no pain killers.

Jareth: What the hell are you talking about? Let me go!

Yami: (inching closer with a malicious grin) Don't worry. I'll be nice and gentle.

Jareth: H-hey, wh-what are you doing with th-those? They l-look sharp!

Yami: It'll all be over before you're done screaming.

Jareth: What the hell do you think you're-Get away from me!!!!! You can't!

Yami: Oh? And why not?

Jareth: Because. (Mei Xing comes back with an armful of cookies) Because I love Mei Xing!

Mei Xing: You love me?! YAYAY! (Pounces on top of Jareth, knocking the air out of him.)

Yami: Damn.

(Sessomaru runs after Winters, who is spinning Tea over her head and babbling on about falling off a cliff)

Jareth: Okay, yeah, yeah I love you, now UNTIE ME!

Mei Xing: And all this time I thought you were going to kill me! Hey, ELF- BOY! JAREY LOVES ME!

Legolas: (poking his head around the corner) Jareth loves you? There go my plans for the weekend.

Yami: I know exactly what you mean.

Mei Xing: We can go on fishing trips, and visit Japan, and use the car pool lane, and when we get married. we can murder Osama together.

Jareth: All right, look. Before anyone says anything else, I'd like to make a little speech. GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author: So, that's my chappie, let me know what you think. Next chapter: CANDY AND TOYS!