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Part 2: Goku, Vegeta, Bulma and Chichi.

Bulma looked at Chichi. Chichi looked at Vegeta. Vegeta looked at a sleeping Goku.

"KAKAROTE YOU LAZY BUMB! GET UP!" Vegeta yelled.

"Wha - oh, sorry. When I eat that much I tend to fall asleep." Goku explained

"So, as I was about to say." Bulma said. "Does anyone want to play a little card game." She said holding up a deck of card. "Strip poker anyone?"

"I'm in," said Goku immediately.

"Oh whatever," Vegeta said sternly.

"Well, I don't know. The kids might see." Chichi said worryingly.

"What you got something to hide?" Bulma said with a mocking tone.

Chichi gasped. "I certainly do not. I'm in!"

And so they started. Bulma dealt. Goku got a Jack of hearts, a King of spades, a two of clubs and two sixes. He threw away the Jack, King and two. Instead he got another two of spades, a five of hearts and a nine of clubs.

They all revealed their hands. As luck would have it Goku and Vegeta had the same hands except different suits. They were forced to take off an article of clothing, their shirts.

"Ohhhh, Goku I never knew how muscular you were." Bulma said blushing.

"Yeah well, you know." Goku laughed.

"This game is stupid!" Vegeta yelled picking up his cards just to throw them down.

"Oh Vegeta, don't be jealous." Goku soothed. "Who cares if your wife has the hots for me."

"I'll show you who's jealous." Vegeta mumbled.

So, they kept on playing. Hand after hand. Lose after lose for the Saiya- jins. Win after win for the humans. This kept on going on until the men were in their boxers.

"I agree with Vegeta. This game IS stupid." Goku grumbled.

They showed their hands and for the third time that game Goku and Vegeta had the same hand.

"Do we have to get naked?" Vegeta asked.

"Um.let us talk it over." Chichi said and went away with Chichi to talk.

After much whispering and giggling they came to an agreement and broke out of their huddle.

"Your options are." Chichi said.

"Get naked or." Bulma continued giggling.

"Kiss." Chichi choked out. "EACHOTHER!" she blurted out laughed.

"Me?" Vegeta asked and looked to Goku. "Kiss him? A king kiss a peasant? Let me think."

All the while Goku had a look of complete shock on his face.

"All right." Vegeta finally said.

"Tongue." Bulma said. "Gotta use tongue."

"Well if it will help hide my tiny penis." Vegeta grumbled really quietly.

"What did you say Vegeta?" Goku asked.

"Nothing, now lets get it over with."

They leaned closer together. Puckered lips and disgusted faces. Chichi and Bulma giggled. Their lips touched. Mouths opened. You could see their tongues press into the others mouth. And for a slight second you could see a hint of pleasure in their faces.

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"