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Author: Stop treating the readers like dogs and DO YOUR JOB!!!!

Disclaimer: Fine! I don't own any of the characters except for Mei Xing and Pagoda! Are you happy now!?

(Jareth (untied) is beating his head against the wall while Mei Xing hugs him and babbles on about their wonderful life together)

Mei Xing: And we can have a house, and a car and a kitty, and every summer we can go to Canada and mess with their minds by saying obnoxious phrases in Japanese.

Jareth: Has it occurred to you that I really really feel like dying right now?

Mei Xing: (scratching her head in thought) No.

Jareth: Well, I really really feel like dying right now.

Mei Xing: Oh. Well, I suppose we could do that too. but I'll have to put it on the bottom of the to-do list for now. We can go roller-blading, and you can teach me to ski, and we can play hackysack.

Legolas: Does this mean you won't go out with me?

Mei Xing: Yes. Yes it does.

Legolas: Aww.

Winters: I'll go out with you!

Legolas: Ah! Who the heck are you!?

Winters: I am Winters, the psychotic fangirl. Will you go out with me? I promise I'll be good!

Legolas: Well, I've got nothing better to do.

Winters: Yay!

Sessomaru: What about me?

Winters: Oh, I'll deal with you in another section! (Shoves him back to the Inu-Yasha fics) Now, where were we?

Pagoda: Pagoda, pagoooda.

(Pagoda is a little girl of about age five who says only one word and likes to shift through reality levels)

Jareth: Who the heck are you?

Pagoda: Pagoda.

Jareth: Oh. Okay then.

Pagoda: (reaches into her coat and pulls out a letter in an envelope) Pagoda?

Mei Xing: It's addressed to me!

( The letter: Dear strange people:

I am a random guy who has magical powers and decided to grant you one wish for no apparent reason. Just shout out your wish, and it will come true)

Winters: (bad acting mode) Oh-my-gosh-isn't-it-lucky-that-this-letter-just- happened-to-fall-into-your-hands-at-just-the-right-moment?)

Mei Xing: Yay! (Pretends to think) CANDY AND TOOOOOOOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(She holds her arms up in the air for several minutes. After a while, the others get bored and decide that nothing is going to happen.)

Legolas: He must not like you any more.

Jareth: Can I go home now?

Winters: I want to go to the bedroom.

Pagoda: Pagoda.

Mei Xing: No, it's coming! I can feel it! It's on its way! Come on, wish!

Jareth: I'm done. (Starts to walk away when a virtual mountain of candy and toys fall on top of him)

Everybody except Jareth and Pagoda: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Pagoda: PAGODA!

(Everybody frolics around in the candy and toys, throwing them up into the air, playing childish games, finding out why egg beaters count as a toy, and paying no attention to Jareth, who is sitting sulkily at the bottom of the heap and trying to get marshmallow fluff out of his hair.)

Mei Xing: Frolic, frolic, frolic like a monkey!

Winters: Yay! Balloons!

Legolas: What does a balloon remind you of?

Winters: I'd say it, but I don't know who'd hear me.

(They wander off to do the Disclaimer knows what)

Jareth: (As more candy falls on him) Reese Pieces. Terrific.

Mei Xing: (Throwing them up into the air) Gummy bears, gummy bears! SPRINKLES! SPRINKLES! (does a little dance of glee)

Pagoda: Pagoda! (Picks up a Barbie doll and blissfully rips it apart before moving on to the Tickle-Me-Elmo)

Jareth: Why are you torturing Elmo?

Pagoda: Pagoda!

Jareth: You're right! He did take over for Big Bird! Hey, give me one of those! (joins in ripping apart poor Elmo)

Mei Xing: Uh, Jarey? Arms aren't meant to bend that way. (eyes widen as a very strange object flies over her head) Just in case you were wondering.

Random people: Yay! Candy and toys! (For no apparent reason, they start playing in the heap as well. There is much fun-fun-fun-insanity-Yay! For a long, long time)

(the next morning)

Mei Xing: Oh LADY!!!

Jareth: Ughhhhhh..

Pagoda: Pagoda..

(Winters and Legolas come stumbling out of the pillows)

Legolas: We should do that again sometime!

Winters: But not for the next nine months or so.

Legolas: You're PREGNANT?!

Winters: No, I just wanted to scare you.

Mei Xing: (waving her arms over her head) Who else here is sugar- high?!! WHOOO HOOO! I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYY!

Jareth: I don't know what I see in you. Good god, look at my trousers!

Pagoda: Pagoda..

Jareth: You're right, we should've used whipped crème.

(somewhere back on Earth)

Druggie Ranter: None of this is real, man! It's all an illusion, man! And if you try to wake up, you'll just be in another dream! The dream is the reality, man! But we can break the cycle! We can break the cycle if we believe! Believe in the god of merriment! We can escape, man, we can be free! Be free! I can fly, dude! I can FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

(Okay, back to the Labyrinth)

Mei Xing: Gasp! I just realized.

Jareth: What?

Mei Xing: This can be my bachelorette party!

Jareth: Listen, we can't get married until you're older.

Mei Xing: Aww, but you're sexy now!

Jareth: I am not! Makes sure that no one is listening. But thank you.

Winters: You're not supposed to say "Makes sure that no one is listening," you just do it.

Jareth: But, it's in the script!

Legolas: It's in parenthesis. That means you don't say it, you just act it out.

Jareth: Oh. My fault.

Pagoda: Try showing up for rehersals.

Jareth: Sorry.

Mei Xing: Argh, I can't work with you people! (storms off)

Author: No, wait! We need you! You're the star! (sound of a door slamming shut) Damn! Well, I guess we can end the fic there. Please review, and I'm sure we can get the next chapter up soon. Uh, Ja Ne!