Disclaimer: Oh, why do you people even bother to read me? I'm just sitting
here, saying the same things every frickin' chappie, telling you that I
don't own anything, and I'm not making money off this and please don't sue
me, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..
Yami: Hey! HEY! How come I disappeared last chapter?! What was the author planning to do with me, huh? I was supposed to be the fluffy-ness! I was supposed to be an antagonist! I was supposed to have LINES!!!
Sessomaru: I know! I went through all the trouble to run around and be annoying and obnoxious, and what do I get? I get shoved back into the Inu- Yasha fics, that's what I get!
Yami: I didn't even get shoved back into the Yu-Gi-Oh! Fics! I had to sit there and watch people ignore me! What's up with that?!
(A giant meteorite falls out of the sky and crushes Yami. Sessomaru, bored, wanders off to find a random goblin to abuse.)
Jareth: What the hell was that? Can we get back to the story? Let's get back to me now, me, the protagonist, I'm wasting away here, and no one is paying any attention to me!
Winters: It's a wonder you're still talking, no one marks you.
(Sarah wanders up out of the blue)
Sarah: Jareth! You didn't eat Mei Xing! I had to pay a whole $20000 for her funeral you big overdressed peacock! I had to explain to the family! And the judge! And the friends! And then I had to go out and-
Voiceover: Behold the wooly beaver. He is plump and round. The sound of a nearby chain saw startles the beaver. Then the beaver becomes aroused. Plodding cheerfully along, the beaver...oh my...
Sarah: Until you can't even feel it anymore! What do you have to say for yourself?
Jareth: Chicken salad?
Sarah: Honestly. Men. Oy. (Starts to walk away)
Mei Xing: Hey! Wait! Wait a minute, Baby-sitter Girl!
Sarah: Don't call me Baby-sitter Girl!
Mei Xing: Don't forget your cup of Joe! (dumps the special, new, super-cool Joe-in-a-cup on top of her)
Sarah: Eek! It's the special, new, super-cool Joe-in-a-cup on top of me!
Joe-in-a-cup: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wlcum to th nd o th wrld!
Legolas: Oh no! We have been transported to minimum vowel world!
Jareth: Hlp! Ths sux!
Winters: I cn't us vwls! Hlp me!
Pagoda: Pgd!
Mei Xing: Kwls! I rck! Lk, ma! No vwls! Lmst.
Legolas: I don't like this world. None of you guys can use vowels, and pretty soon you're going to want to stop talking, and then I'll have to say everything, and I hate talking to myself, even if I do do it all the time.
Joe-in-a-cup: No! Hlp! 2 mny vwls! Wr dyng! Hlp!
(Joe-in-a-cup ends up dying for no apparent reason, and everyone goes back to normal space.)
Mei Xing: You know what, Jareth? I think we should break up.
Jareth: (shocked) WHAT?!?!
Winters: Heh. Listen to his voice get all high and squeeky!
Mei Xing: I's just kidding! I love ya, sexy!
Jareth: Stop calling me sexy!
Goh: Chicken in a Basket.
Sarah: Wait, look at this!
Legolas: What?
Sarah: The script is blank!
Jareth: We slipped you a blank script so that you would learn your lines.
Pagoda: Pagoda.
Jareth: So what!?
Sarah: Does this story even go anywhere?
Sessomaru: It goes to...your death! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Winters kills Sarah with a lolliepop.)
Sessomaru: I was supposed to do that!
Winters: Oh, well.
Mei Xing: Damn, this just goes on and on.
Pagoda: Pagoda.
Jareth: Shut up!
Legolas: Merry Christmas.
Author: The end.
Yami: Hey! HEY! How come I disappeared last chapter?! What was the author planning to do with me, huh? I was supposed to be the fluffy-ness! I was supposed to be an antagonist! I was supposed to have LINES!!!
Sessomaru: I know! I went through all the trouble to run around and be annoying and obnoxious, and what do I get? I get shoved back into the Inu- Yasha fics, that's what I get!
Yami: I didn't even get shoved back into the Yu-Gi-Oh! Fics! I had to sit there and watch people ignore me! What's up with that?!
(A giant meteorite falls out of the sky and crushes Yami. Sessomaru, bored, wanders off to find a random goblin to abuse.)
Jareth: What the hell was that? Can we get back to the story? Let's get back to me now, me, the protagonist, I'm wasting away here, and no one is paying any attention to me!
Winters: It's a wonder you're still talking, no one marks you.
(Sarah wanders up out of the blue)
Sarah: Jareth! You didn't eat Mei Xing! I had to pay a whole $20000 for her funeral you big overdressed peacock! I had to explain to the family! And the judge! And the friends! And then I had to go out and-
Voiceover: Behold the wooly beaver. He is plump and round. The sound of a nearby chain saw startles the beaver. Then the beaver becomes aroused. Plodding cheerfully along, the beaver...oh my...
Sarah: Until you can't even feel it anymore! What do you have to say for yourself?
Jareth: Chicken salad?
Sarah: Honestly. Men. Oy. (Starts to walk away)
Mei Xing: Hey! Wait! Wait a minute, Baby-sitter Girl!
Sarah: Don't call me Baby-sitter Girl!
Mei Xing: Don't forget your cup of Joe! (dumps the special, new, super-cool Joe-in-a-cup on top of her)
Sarah: Eek! It's the special, new, super-cool Joe-in-a-cup on top of me!
Joe-in-a-cup: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Wlcum to th nd o th wrld!
Legolas: Oh no! We have been transported to minimum vowel world!
Jareth: Hlp! Ths sux!
Winters: I cn't us vwls! Hlp me!
Pagoda: Pgd!
Mei Xing: Kwls! I rck! Lk, ma! No vwls! Lmst.
Legolas: I don't like this world. None of you guys can use vowels, and pretty soon you're going to want to stop talking, and then I'll have to say everything, and I hate talking to myself, even if I do do it all the time.
Joe-in-a-cup: No! Hlp! 2 mny vwls! Wr dyng! Hlp!
(Joe-in-a-cup ends up dying for no apparent reason, and everyone goes back to normal space.)
Mei Xing: You know what, Jareth? I think we should break up.
Jareth: (shocked) WHAT?!?!
Winters: Heh. Listen to his voice get all high and squeeky!
Mei Xing: I's just kidding! I love ya, sexy!
Jareth: Stop calling me sexy!
Goh: Chicken in a Basket.
Sarah: Wait, look at this!
Legolas: What?
Sarah: The script is blank!
Jareth: We slipped you a blank script so that you would learn your lines.
Pagoda: Pagoda.
Jareth: So what!?
Sarah: Does this story even go anywhere?
Sessomaru: It goes to...your death! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Winters kills Sarah with a lolliepop.)
Sessomaru: I was supposed to do that!
Winters: Oh, well.
Mei Xing: Damn, this just goes on and on.
Pagoda: Pagoda.
Jareth: Shut up!
Legolas: Merry Christmas.
Author: The end.
