Electro Shock Therapy

By: Tao Rated: PG-13 PS: the Rex in this story is not Rex Raptor! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Tao: *notices readers* well hello there! How are you all? Nevermind I really don't care. I bet your wondering what I'm doing here with the Yu-Gi- Oh cast. Well me and my friend Rex and his Yami are putting the cast through Electro shock therapy.

Rex: *cackles menacingly*

Tao: eh, whatever.

Cast: *all strapped up to chairs*

Yugi: is this safe?

Tao: Of course it is we tested it on fish first.

Yugi: and?

Rex: Fish stick? *hands him some fish sticks*

Yugi: .

Yami: Let us out of these $%&*-ing chairs!

Tao: Settle down boy! *ZAP!*

Yami: *coughs up smoke*

Rex's Yami: see he didn't die!

Tao: okay, lets start this thing, Rex the rules if you please?

Rex: We are gonna ask you all questions if you answer wrong we get to shock you, if you answer right we get to shock you-

Tea: Whats the point of answering if your just gonna shock us anyway?!

Tao: Quiet Infadel! *ZAP!* He's not finished yet!

Tea: YIPE!

Rex: thank you ,Tao. Tao: any time! ^_^

Rex: Okay as I was saying if you answer wrong we get to shock you, if you answer right we get to shock you, if you don't answer at all we shock you, PS: Its good to be on the good side of the shocker person.

Rex's Yami: START!

Tao: okay first it's Yugi, Who is my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh character?

Yugi: That's easy Malik.

Malik: ^_^

Tao: Correct!

Yugi: *braces himself for the shock but it never comes* ???

Tao: awww ya think we'd shock you?

Rex's Yami: I would! *psychotic grin*

Tao & Rex: *edge away*

Rex: next is Tea, what does my Yami like to do as his past time?

Tea: Uhh.

Rex: sorry times up! *ZAP!*

Tea: OoWWiEE!!!

Rex's Yami: Alrighty then next is Yami Bakura! ^_^

Yami Bakura: Gah! I got the gay one!

Rex's Yami: What am I thinking right now?

Yami Bakura: how am I supposed to know? To save myself from shock I guess nothing.

Rex's Yami: (Wow, my mind really is blank.) Yeah, your right!

Tao: *ZAP!*

Tea: YIPE! What was that for?!

Tao: Lack of anything better to do. Okay our next victim is Yami! What does a fireman do?

Yami: Stop Fires.

Rex: *zaps Tea for a long time so her hair catches on fire*

Tea: AAAHHHHH!!!!!

Smoky the Bear: Only you can prevent forest fires! * points to you then mauls Tea*

Tea: *passes out*

Tao: *evil grin* Wake up sleeping .uh.beasty! *ZAP!*

Tea: GAH! *Twitch*

Cast: *stares at Tao and her friends uneasily*

Rex: Okay, the next volunteer is Mai!

Mai: Yay.

Rex: if train A is going on track 5 and train B is going on track 6 and train B is carrying a clown called Bobo who is a vegetarian but sneaks bacon when nobody's looking, when will train A reach 1 gazillion miles per hour?

Mai:???, what the heck kinda question is that?

Rex: *ZAP* wrong! Train A wont get to 1 gazillion mph because both tains will hit each other 'cause they were both on the same track!

Mai: WHAT?!

Rex: it was a trick question! U had to divide the square root of gravy by a piece of pie!

Everybody: ????????

Rex: nevermind. *sighs*

Rex's Yami: Yay! My victim is oooo, I got Tristan! ^_^

Tristan: yipe! There's no place like Iceland, there's no place like Iceland!

~*~*~ yo I couldn't think anymore so wait for chapter 2 ^_^ see ya my homies! PS: Rex is Demon Raptor (if ya read the day the sky fell down you know what I mean.)