Electro Shock Therapy
By: Tao Rated: PG-13 PS: the Rex in this story is not Rex Raptor! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Tao: *notices readers* well hello there! How are you all? Nevermind I really don't care. I bet your wondering what I'm doing here with the Yu-Gi- Oh cast. Well me and my friend Rex and his Yami are putting the cast through Electro shock therapy.
Rex: *cackles menacingly*
Tao: eh, whatever.
Cast: *all strapped up to chairs*
Yugi: is this safe?
Tao: Of course it is we tested it on fish first.
Yugi: and?
Rex: Fish stick? *hands him some fish sticks*
Yugi: .
Yami: Let us out of these $%&*-ing chairs!
Tao: Settle down boy! *ZAP!*
Yami: *coughs up smoke*
Rex's Yami: see he didn't die!
Tao: okay, lets start this thing, Rex the rules if you please?
Rex: We are gonna ask you all questions if you answer wrong we get to shock you, if you answer right we get to shock you-
Tea: Whats the point of answering if your just gonna shock us anyway?!
Tao: Quiet Infadel! *ZAP!* He's not finished yet!
Tea: YIPE!
Rex: thank you ,Tao. Tao: any time! ^_^
Rex: Okay as I was saying if you answer wrong we get to shock you, if you answer right we get to shock you, if you don't answer at all we shock you, PS: Its good to be on the good side of the shocker person.
Rex's Yami: START!
Tao: okay first it's Yugi, Who is my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh character?
Yugi: That's easy Malik.
Malik: ^_^
Tao: Correct!
Yugi: *braces himself for the shock but it never comes* ???
Tao: awww ya think we'd shock you?
Rex's Yami: I would! *psychotic grin*
Tao & Rex: *edge away*
Rex: next is Tea, what does my Yami like to do as his past time?
Tea: Uhh.
Rex: sorry times up! *ZAP!*
Tea: OoWWiEE!!!
Rex's Yami: Alrighty then next is Yami Bakura! ^_^
Yami Bakura: Gah! I got the gay one!
Rex's Yami: What am I thinking right now?
Yami Bakura: how am I supposed to know? To save myself from shock I guess nothing.
Rex's Yami: (Wow, my mind really is blank.) Yeah, your right!
Tao: *ZAP!*
Tea: YIPE! What was that for?!
Tao: Lack of anything better to do. Okay our next victim is Yami! What does a fireman do?
Yami: Stop Fires.
Rex: *zaps Tea for a long time so her hair catches on fire*
Tea: AAAHHHHH!!!!!
Smoky the Bear: Only you can prevent forest fires! * points to you then mauls Tea*
Tea: *passes out*
Tao: *evil grin* Wake up sleeping .uh.beasty! *ZAP!*
Tea: GAH! *Twitch*
Cast: *stares at Tao and her friends uneasily*
Rex: Okay, the next volunteer is Mai!
Mai: Yay.
Rex: if train A is going on track 5 and train B is going on track 6 and train B is carrying a clown called Bobo who is a vegetarian but sneaks bacon when nobody's looking, when will train A reach 1 gazillion miles per hour?
Mai:???, what the heck kinda question is that?
Rex: *ZAP* wrong! Train A wont get to 1 gazillion mph because both tains will hit each other 'cause they were both on the same track!
Mai: WHAT?!
Rex: it was a trick question! U had to divide the square root of gravy by a piece of pie!
Everybody: ????????
Rex: nevermind. *sighs*
Rex's Yami: Yay! My victim is oooo, I got Tristan! ^_^
Tristan: yipe! There's no place like Iceland, there's no place like Iceland!
~*~*~ yo I couldn't think anymore so wait for chapter 2 ^_^ see ya my homies! PS: Rex is Demon Raptor (if ya read the day the sky fell down you know what I mean.)
By: Tao Rated: PG-13 PS: the Rex in this story is not Rex Raptor! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Tao: *notices readers* well hello there! How are you all? Nevermind I really don't care. I bet your wondering what I'm doing here with the Yu-Gi- Oh cast. Well me and my friend Rex and his Yami are putting the cast through Electro shock therapy.
Rex: *cackles menacingly*
Tao: eh, whatever.
Cast: *all strapped up to chairs*
Yugi: is this safe?
Tao: Of course it is we tested it on fish first.
Yugi: and?
Rex: Fish stick? *hands him some fish sticks*
Yugi: .
Yami: Let us out of these $%&*-ing chairs!
Tao: Settle down boy! *ZAP!*
Yami: *coughs up smoke*
Rex's Yami: see he didn't die!
Tao: okay, lets start this thing, Rex the rules if you please?
Rex: We are gonna ask you all questions if you answer wrong we get to shock you, if you answer right we get to shock you-
Tea: Whats the point of answering if your just gonna shock us anyway?!
Tao: Quiet Infadel! *ZAP!* He's not finished yet!
Tea: YIPE!
Rex: thank you ,Tao. Tao: any time! ^_^
Rex: Okay as I was saying if you answer wrong we get to shock you, if you answer right we get to shock you, if you don't answer at all we shock you, PS: Its good to be on the good side of the shocker person.
Rex's Yami: START!
Tao: okay first it's Yugi, Who is my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh character?
Yugi: That's easy Malik.
Malik: ^_^
Tao: Correct!
Yugi: *braces himself for the shock but it never comes* ???
Tao: awww ya think we'd shock you?
Rex's Yami: I would! *psychotic grin*
Tao & Rex: *edge away*
Rex: next is Tea, what does my Yami like to do as his past time?
Tea: Uhh.
Rex: sorry times up! *ZAP!*
Tea: OoWWiEE!!!
Rex's Yami: Alrighty then next is Yami Bakura! ^_^
Yami Bakura: Gah! I got the gay one!
Rex's Yami: What am I thinking right now?
Yami Bakura: how am I supposed to know? To save myself from shock I guess nothing.
Rex's Yami: (Wow, my mind really is blank.) Yeah, your right!
Tao: *ZAP!*
Tea: YIPE! What was that for?!
Tao: Lack of anything better to do. Okay our next victim is Yami! What does a fireman do?
Yami: Stop Fires.
Rex: *zaps Tea for a long time so her hair catches on fire*
Tea: AAAHHHHH!!!!!
Smoky the Bear: Only you can prevent forest fires! * points to you then mauls Tea*
Tea: *passes out*
Tao: *evil grin* Wake up sleeping .uh.beasty! *ZAP!*
Tea: GAH! *Twitch*
Cast: *stares at Tao and her friends uneasily*
Rex: Okay, the next volunteer is Mai!
Mai: Yay.
Rex: if train A is going on track 5 and train B is going on track 6 and train B is carrying a clown called Bobo who is a vegetarian but sneaks bacon when nobody's looking, when will train A reach 1 gazillion miles per hour?
Mai:???, what the heck kinda question is that?
Rex: *ZAP* wrong! Train A wont get to 1 gazillion mph because both tains will hit each other 'cause they were both on the same track!
Mai: WHAT?!
Rex: it was a trick question! U had to divide the square root of gravy by a piece of pie!
Everybody: ????????
Rex: nevermind. *sighs*
Rex's Yami: Yay! My victim is oooo, I got Tristan! ^_^
Tristan: yipe! There's no place like Iceland, there's no place like Iceland!
~*~*~ yo I couldn't think anymore so wait for chapter 2 ^_^ see ya my homies! PS: Rex is Demon Raptor (if ya read the day the sky fell down you know what I mean.)
