X-men: Evolution : "Evolution Team-Up!"
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own any marvel or evo characters , and the idea of
making evo versions of the marvel universe was mine , but still , if they
do something like this , im not gonna be credited or somthing.
A/N: This all takes in consideration that Mystique hasnt even replaced the Professor , so when Xavier is on scene , its actually Xavier , as she hasnt abducted him yet. And if in season three this doesnt make sense , well , im sorry!
Chapter 2: "21 century heroes"
Part 6: "Heroes`s big time out!"
At the Bayvile Megamall..........
The whole X-men squad , minus the New Mutants , who were all grounded due to a misfortunate mishap with Logan in the Danger Room that day , were relaxing at the food court....except for Scott and Jean....
"What were you doing with that bimbo?"-Jean snapped at Scott.
"hey , i just bumped into her! Besides , she isnt a bimbo! Natasha is a prett cool person!"-Scott replied , while the rest of the team looked in awe....
"And she is hot as hell too!"-Evan added.
"Besides , you were all busy with that pierced guy , since when is my love life a matter of yours?"-Scott snapped back at her.
"Since you have a small break and dive into the pants of the first girl you see!"-Jean snapped.
"Im telling you , we just meet! We arent even friends.."-Scott said , when.
"Yet!"-Kurt added , interrupting the discussion.
"I swear , Scott , if this gets to serious , i will kill you! Taryn`s still my friend!"-Jean replied.
"Hey , she said we needed a break! Besides , it was just a casual encounter!"-Scott defended himself.
"Yeah , besides , i doubt a girl like that would be interested in Scott , i man , those kind of girls prefer other type of guys"-Rogue said , in a tone of voice that implied something else.
"what are you trying to say , Rogue?"-Jean said , coldly.
"Read mah mind , red"-Rogue said.
"No thanks , i dont want to have Quicksilver dancing in my head!"-Jean said.
"That was low......"-Rogue replied.
"Well , i dont see , why you two make such a big fuss , i mean , its not like they are dating or anything?"-Kitty said......
"Scotty!"-Natasha screamed as she jumped on Scott from behind , and hugged him , the young boy`s face becoming the same color as his glasses instantly.
"What the hell are you doing here?"-Jean hissed.
"She is with me"-Clint said as he pulled a chair and sitted next to Jean.
"oh , then i guess its okay"-Jean said , as she leaned closer to Clint , while giving Scott and Natasha a glare.
"Hey , Kitty hi!"-Janet said as she sitted next to kitty , followed by hank , who was being dragged behind.
"Hi Jan , i take this is like , Hank!"-Kitty said.
"Yeah , aint he cute?"-Jan replied , hugging Hank , who didnt even react.
"Yeah , he is!"-Kitty replied.
"More than I?"-Lance said as he sitted next to Kitty:
"Lance! These is Jan , the girl i told you about!"-Kitty said as she leaned next to Lance.
"Hi , im Lance Alvers!"-Lance said.
Meanwhile , the conversation between Clint/Jean and Natasha/Scott continued , with death glares between the two girls.
"Uh , Lance , did the rest of the Brotherhood came here too?"-Rogue asked.
"yup , but they went searching for some food , dont worry , pietro wont bother ya tonight"-Lance said.
"Actually , i need to sapeak with him...i`ll see if i can find him"-rogue said as she got up.....
"Im going to see if amanda is here , wanna come , Evan?"-Kurt asked.
"Yeah , i need another burguer bomb"-Evan said , taking the hint....as they leaved the couples alone....
Meanwhile....
Wanda was kicking a nearby vending machine , with no resulst...
"damn it! Give me my freaking soda!"-wanda screamed , when......
"THUMP!"
The machine shaked , and a pair of sodas from each brand were expelled from its bottom opening....
"what the..?"-Wanda asked , when she noticed the boy leaning next to the machine.
"Help yerself"-Simon said smiling at wanda , as he picked the cans , and ofered her one.
"Thanks.....neat trick...for a rookie"-Wanda said , as she picked up the can Simon offered her.
"no problem...so , you here alone?"-Simon asked.
"nah , hanging out with my stupid bro and his friends"-Wanda said , deciding to give the boy a chance.
"i see , im with some friends here too , wanna get something to eat? My treat"-Simon said.
"Okay...but ya better not get any funny ideas!"-Wanda said.
"As you wish! Now , lead on!"-Simon said , following Wanda around , who walked infront of him....as she was hiding the fact that she had just blushed.
Elsewhere....
Todd , Fred and Pietro were walking along the mall , searching for something to do.....
"So , what was up between you and that girl , little buddy?"-fred asked , as he elbowed Todd.
"Yo , i dunno , she just grabbed me and started to twirl me around fer no reason! I think she was nuts!"-Todd said.
"I think it too , i mean , she danced with you infront of all the school.....that alone makes me think she is insane!"-Pietro said.
"Very funny...i think someone is just bummed cause Rogue aint falling for him!"-Todd said , making a face.
"Nah , i have the perfect plan! I will befriend this new guy that Risty seems to have a thing for...Olson i hink his name was"-Pietro said.
"hey , toad , theres your girlfriend!"-fred said , pointing at a girl that standed next to a really big blond guy with long hair.
"She is not my..arrgghhhhh!"-todd screamed as Tigra (in her holowatch disguise , of course) jumped on him.
"Todd-chan! I misssed ya!"-Tigra said as she jumped up from todd , who got up.
"Yo , Amy! Who is the fabio clone?"-Todd asked , pointing at thor.
"I thee not know about this Fabio you speak of"-Thor replied.
"This is jake , a pal of mine , and these must be Fred and Pietro!"-tigra said , as she huged Todd , who gasped for air....
"Yeah, call me Fred!"-fred said as he shaked hands with Thor...who was the first guys not to scream after recieving Fred`s crushing salute.
"Im Pietro...say , jake , would you be interested in going out someday? I need a guy to go with this girl`s friend..i think you know her , this girl with purple hair.....she seems to like you"-Pietro said.
"I would love too , if you mean the lady known as Risty wilde...she seems as a fine woman!"-Thor said , while Fred , Todd and Pietro looked at him with a wierd look on their faces.....
Tigra grabbed Thor by the ear , and turned him around.......
"Remeber what Cap said! Speak in normal english, thor-chan!"-Tigra whispered.
"Sorry , i forgot thee captains words"-thor said.
"Thor!"-Tigra snapped.
"I mean , yeh , no prob, no asgardian slang , i understand"-Thor replied , as they turned back.
"I meant , yeah , sure , i mean , that Risty babe is sure hot!"-Thor replied.
"Oh , good one , you really got us there with that ancient lenguage thingie!"-Todd said.
"wanna go hang out , todd -chan? I wanna go get something to eat!"-Tigra said.
"okayy...."-Todd dint have time , as Tigra dragged him away in a second , leaving Pietro , Fred and Thor alone...
"Wanna go to Taco bell? Its al ya can eat burrito today!"-Fred said , looking at thor.
"You readed my mind , friend! If only we could get some fine ale along here!"-thor said.
"Leave that to me!"-Pietro said , as he pulled a stack of bills from his pocket.
"Guys , i thinks this is the beggining of a beatifull friendship!"-Thor said as he grabbed Pietro and Fred in a double headlock.
Later..........
The whole food court was filled with the various members of the three teams , who had sitted , due to a lack of space , next to each other`s table...
"So , Scott , would you like to go to a movie or something later?"-Natasha said , as she leaned next to scott.
"uhm , sure , im free"-Scott said , trying to avoid looking at Jean , who was fuming next to Clint.
·So , Clint , i heard you jpined the archery team?"-Jean asked , looking at him.
"Yup , , i had a great score..but i think talking about those things with such a great soccer player is a little weird..i mean , you are the state`s top player!"-Clint said.
"Gee , thanks , im glad SOMEONE noticed"-Jean said in a icy tone , as she looked briefly at scott.
"So , Jan , are you gonna do something tomorrow?"-Kitty asked.
"No , why?"-Janet asked , as she leaned next to hank , who was talking with lance about some chemical project the Brotherhood was developing.
"Well , lance and i are gonna , like , going to hang outand study Chemistry at this new pizza place , maybe you and hank would like to join us?"-Kitty said
"I would love too , and we could use the study , i mean , that new teach looks cool , but man , he must be very stric , we better start now"-Jan replied.
"Yeah , but he is so cute!"-Kitty said
"I know!"-Janet said , both girls giggling , while their respective boyfriends looked at them...
"So , ya mean if we use this reactive , the shaving cream will cover a wider are after explosion?"-Lance asked
"Yup...plus , it will dry faster.....but i wouls mix it with this component , it would make it practically unwashable"-Hank replied , very amused , as he hadnt used his scientific skills for pranks in years...lus , he didnt liked that principal at all...especially after Kelly had confiscated his coffee during a break.
Meanwhile....
"So its tomorrow night okay? I mean , Rogue wants to go to this new pizza place , and Risty will come with us , i mean , Risty would love to go with you , jake"-Pietro explained , as Thor and fred were engaged in a chicken eating contest , wich had lasted for 45 minutes......
"I mould love thym, just call memn!"-Thor replied , in between munches.
"Great! I gonna go tell rogue!"-Pietro said as he zipped away at a normal speed.
"Oh , im so gonna tag along and tape this!"-Todd said , while tigra looked at him.
"can i come , todd-chan? Pleaseeee!"-tigra said , making a cute , puppy eyed face at him.
"Uh , sure no prob , i mean , the more , the merrier yo"-Todd said , backing away slowly.
"Yay! Thanks Todd! You are so kawaii!"-Tigra yelped in delight ,as she hugged Todd, an action that made Todd blush and fell from the table...a move that launched a bucket of chicken i the air...but it suddenly changed direction , falling on a person far away from the table...
"ARRGGHHH!"-Natasha screamed as the buckedt covered her and scott in greasy chicken.....all while Jean tried her best to put on an inoccent face...
"What are you laughing at , you jerk!"-natasha yelled , as she grabbed the first thing she saw (wich happened to be Kurt`s burguer) and throwed it at Jean , who got hit in the face.
Clint replied by launching a full handfullof fries at natahs , who ducked , but the fries hited jan , who instantly threwed more at Clint , but hitted evan in the process.
Before anyone could now , the whole food court was engaged in a food fight , with no one winning...
Under a table.....
"So , i got this guy Risty seems to dig to go with her , now , watcha think , roguey?"-Pietro asked.
"okay , but ya better beahve , ya hear? Now , would you ming getting me mah book from the table?"-Rogue asked Pietro sweetly.
"My pleasure"-Pietro said as he rised from the table...only to be hit square in the face with a burguer , courtesy of Clint...who was rammed by Tigra , who wasnt happy about todd being hited too.
Meanwhile , Thor was sitting in a chair , while fred snored , after the eight round of chicken.....
" I sure thou not understand thy mortals"-Thor thought , as he sipped his drink....
Elsewhere.....
Tony stark looked at the video screens , that showed the food fight , straight from the mall`s security cameras......
"Man , Cap is gonna go nuts this time....i wished i could go...well , i think its time to go check some of my investments in bayville"-Tony thought , smiling to himself....
End of chapter 6.
Ok , this was long , to make up for all the time without an updtae! Next , chaos at the Pizza place. Ruined and sucesfull dates , and after that , a normal day of school.......then its Ultron`s debut!
R&R , thanks!
A/N: This all takes in consideration that Mystique hasnt even replaced the Professor , so when Xavier is on scene , its actually Xavier , as she hasnt abducted him yet. And if in season three this doesnt make sense , well , im sorry!
Chapter 2: "21 century heroes"
Part 6: "Heroes`s big time out!"
At the Bayvile Megamall..........
The whole X-men squad , minus the New Mutants , who were all grounded due to a misfortunate mishap with Logan in the Danger Room that day , were relaxing at the food court....except for Scott and Jean....
"What were you doing with that bimbo?"-Jean snapped at Scott.
"hey , i just bumped into her! Besides , she isnt a bimbo! Natasha is a prett cool person!"-Scott replied , while the rest of the team looked in awe....
"And she is hot as hell too!"-Evan added.
"Besides , you were all busy with that pierced guy , since when is my love life a matter of yours?"-Scott snapped back at her.
"Since you have a small break and dive into the pants of the first girl you see!"-Jean snapped.
"Im telling you , we just meet! We arent even friends.."-Scott said , when.
"Yet!"-Kurt added , interrupting the discussion.
"I swear , Scott , if this gets to serious , i will kill you! Taryn`s still my friend!"-Jean replied.
"Hey , she said we needed a break! Besides , it was just a casual encounter!"-Scott defended himself.
"Yeah , besides , i doubt a girl like that would be interested in Scott , i man , those kind of girls prefer other type of guys"-Rogue said , in a tone of voice that implied something else.
"what are you trying to say , Rogue?"-Jean said , coldly.
"Read mah mind , red"-Rogue said.
"No thanks , i dont want to have Quicksilver dancing in my head!"-Jean said.
"That was low......"-Rogue replied.
"Well , i dont see , why you two make such a big fuss , i mean , its not like they are dating or anything?"-Kitty said......
"Scotty!"-Natasha screamed as she jumped on Scott from behind , and hugged him , the young boy`s face becoming the same color as his glasses instantly.
"What the hell are you doing here?"-Jean hissed.
"She is with me"-Clint said as he pulled a chair and sitted next to Jean.
"oh , then i guess its okay"-Jean said , as she leaned closer to Clint , while giving Scott and Natasha a glare.
"Hey , Kitty hi!"-Janet said as she sitted next to kitty , followed by hank , who was being dragged behind.
"Hi Jan , i take this is like , Hank!"-Kitty said.
"Yeah , aint he cute?"-Jan replied , hugging Hank , who didnt even react.
"Yeah , he is!"-Kitty replied.
"More than I?"-Lance said as he sitted next to Kitty:
"Lance! These is Jan , the girl i told you about!"-Kitty said as she leaned next to Lance.
"Hi , im Lance Alvers!"-Lance said.
Meanwhile , the conversation between Clint/Jean and Natasha/Scott continued , with death glares between the two girls.
"Uh , Lance , did the rest of the Brotherhood came here too?"-Rogue asked.
"yup , but they went searching for some food , dont worry , pietro wont bother ya tonight"-Lance said.
"Actually , i need to sapeak with him...i`ll see if i can find him"-rogue said as she got up.....
"Im going to see if amanda is here , wanna come , Evan?"-Kurt asked.
"Yeah , i need another burguer bomb"-Evan said , taking the hint....as they leaved the couples alone....
Meanwhile....
Wanda was kicking a nearby vending machine , with no resulst...
"damn it! Give me my freaking soda!"-wanda screamed , when......
"THUMP!"
The machine shaked , and a pair of sodas from each brand were expelled from its bottom opening....
"what the..?"-Wanda asked , when she noticed the boy leaning next to the machine.
"Help yerself"-Simon said smiling at wanda , as he picked the cans , and ofered her one.
"Thanks.....neat trick...for a rookie"-Wanda said , as she picked up the can Simon offered her.
"no problem...so , you here alone?"-Simon asked.
"nah , hanging out with my stupid bro and his friends"-Wanda said , deciding to give the boy a chance.
"i see , im with some friends here too , wanna get something to eat? My treat"-Simon said.
"Okay...but ya better not get any funny ideas!"-Wanda said.
"As you wish! Now , lead on!"-Simon said , following Wanda around , who walked infront of him....as she was hiding the fact that she had just blushed.
Elsewhere....
Todd , Fred and Pietro were walking along the mall , searching for something to do.....
"So , what was up between you and that girl , little buddy?"-fred asked , as he elbowed Todd.
"Yo , i dunno , she just grabbed me and started to twirl me around fer no reason! I think she was nuts!"-Todd said.
"I think it too , i mean , she danced with you infront of all the school.....that alone makes me think she is insane!"-Pietro said.
"Very funny...i think someone is just bummed cause Rogue aint falling for him!"-Todd said , making a face.
"Nah , i have the perfect plan! I will befriend this new guy that Risty seems to have a thing for...Olson i hink his name was"-Pietro said.
"hey , toad , theres your girlfriend!"-fred said , pointing at a girl that standed next to a really big blond guy with long hair.
"She is not my..arrgghhhhh!"-todd screamed as Tigra (in her holowatch disguise , of course) jumped on him.
"Todd-chan! I misssed ya!"-Tigra said as she jumped up from todd , who got up.
"Yo , Amy! Who is the fabio clone?"-Todd asked , pointing at thor.
"I thee not know about this Fabio you speak of"-Thor replied.
"This is jake , a pal of mine , and these must be Fred and Pietro!"-tigra said , as she huged Todd , who gasped for air....
"Yeah, call me Fred!"-fred said as he shaked hands with Thor...who was the first guys not to scream after recieving Fred`s crushing salute.
"Im Pietro...say , jake , would you be interested in going out someday? I need a guy to go with this girl`s friend..i think you know her , this girl with purple hair.....she seems to like you"-Pietro said.
"I would love too , if you mean the lady known as Risty wilde...she seems as a fine woman!"-Thor said , while Fred , Todd and Pietro looked at him with a wierd look on their faces.....
Tigra grabbed Thor by the ear , and turned him around.......
"Remeber what Cap said! Speak in normal english, thor-chan!"-Tigra whispered.
"Sorry , i forgot thee captains words"-thor said.
"Thor!"-Tigra snapped.
"I mean , yeh , no prob, no asgardian slang , i understand"-Thor replied , as they turned back.
"I meant , yeah , sure , i mean , that Risty babe is sure hot!"-Thor replied.
"Oh , good one , you really got us there with that ancient lenguage thingie!"-Todd said.
"wanna go hang out , todd -chan? I wanna go get something to eat!"-Tigra said.
"okayy...."-Todd dint have time , as Tigra dragged him away in a second , leaving Pietro , Fred and Thor alone...
"Wanna go to Taco bell? Its al ya can eat burrito today!"-Fred said , looking at thor.
"You readed my mind , friend! If only we could get some fine ale along here!"-thor said.
"Leave that to me!"-Pietro said , as he pulled a stack of bills from his pocket.
"Guys , i thinks this is the beggining of a beatifull friendship!"-Thor said as he grabbed Pietro and Fred in a double headlock.
Later..........
The whole food court was filled with the various members of the three teams , who had sitted , due to a lack of space , next to each other`s table...
"So , Scott , would you like to go to a movie or something later?"-Natasha said , as she leaned next to scott.
"uhm , sure , im free"-Scott said , trying to avoid looking at Jean , who was fuming next to Clint.
·So , Clint , i heard you jpined the archery team?"-Jean asked , looking at him.
"Yup , , i had a great score..but i think talking about those things with such a great soccer player is a little weird..i mean , you are the state`s top player!"-Clint said.
"Gee , thanks , im glad SOMEONE noticed"-Jean said in a icy tone , as she looked briefly at scott.
"So , Jan , are you gonna do something tomorrow?"-Kitty asked.
"No , why?"-Janet asked , as she leaned next to hank , who was talking with lance about some chemical project the Brotherhood was developing.
"Well , lance and i are gonna , like , going to hang outand study Chemistry at this new pizza place , maybe you and hank would like to join us?"-Kitty said
"I would love too , and we could use the study , i mean , that new teach looks cool , but man , he must be very stric , we better start now"-Jan replied.
"Yeah , but he is so cute!"-Kitty said
"I know!"-Janet said , both girls giggling , while their respective boyfriends looked at them...
"So , ya mean if we use this reactive , the shaving cream will cover a wider are after explosion?"-Lance asked
"Yup...plus , it will dry faster.....but i wouls mix it with this component , it would make it practically unwashable"-Hank replied , very amused , as he hadnt used his scientific skills for pranks in years...lus , he didnt liked that principal at all...especially after Kelly had confiscated his coffee during a break.
Meanwhile....
"So its tomorrow night okay? I mean , Rogue wants to go to this new pizza place , and Risty will come with us , i mean , Risty would love to go with you , jake"-Pietro explained , as Thor and fred were engaged in a chicken eating contest , wich had lasted for 45 minutes......
"I mould love thym, just call memn!"-Thor replied , in between munches.
"Great! I gonna go tell rogue!"-Pietro said as he zipped away at a normal speed.
"Oh , im so gonna tag along and tape this!"-Todd said , while tigra looked at him.
"can i come , todd-chan? Pleaseeee!"-tigra said , making a cute , puppy eyed face at him.
"Uh , sure no prob , i mean , the more , the merrier yo"-Todd said , backing away slowly.
"Yay! Thanks Todd! You are so kawaii!"-Tigra yelped in delight ,as she hugged Todd, an action that made Todd blush and fell from the table...a move that launched a bucket of chicken i the air...but it suddenly changed direction , falling on a person far away from the table...
"ARRGGHHH!"-Natasha screamed as the buckedt covered her and scott in greasy chicken.....all while Jean tried her best to put on an inoccent face...
"What are you laughing at , you jerk!"-natasha yelled , as she grabbed the first thing she saw (wich happened to be Kurt`s burguer) and throwed it at Jean , who got hit in the face.
Clint replied by launching a full handfullof fries at natahs , who ducked , but the fries hited jan , who instantly threwed more at Clint , but hitted evan in the process.
Before anyone could now , the whole food court was engaged in a food fight , with no one winning...
Under a table.....
"So , i got this guy Risty seems to dig to go with her , now , watcha think , roguey?"-Pietro asked.
"okay , but ya better beahve , ya hear? Now , would you ming getting me mah book from the table?"-Rogue asked Pietro sweetly.
"My pleasure"-Pietro said as he rised from the table...only to be hit square in the face with a burguer , courtesy of Clint...who was rammed by Tigra , who wasnt happy about todd being hited too.
Meanwhile , Thor was sitting in a chair , while fred snored , after the eight round of chicken.....
" I sure thou not understand thy mortals"-Thor thought , as he sipped his drink....
Elsewhere.....
Tony stark looked at the video screens , that showed the food fight , straight from the mall`s security cameras......
"Man , Cap is gonna go nuts this time....i wished i could go...well , i think its time to go check some of my investments in bayville"-Tony thought , smiling to himself....
End of chapter 6.
Ok , this was long , to make up for all the time without an updtae! Next , chaos at the Pizza place. Ruined and sucesfull dates , and after that , a normal day of school.......then its Ultron`s debut!
R&R , thanks!
