A/n: well, this is the latest fanfic I've started yet. It was created
about 5 or so months ago..and right now I'm working on the fifth
chapter..so..I really could post the others anytinme I wish. If you're going to critique it go easy on me would ya? This is my first fic with a
lesser serious genre.. but it picks up after a while..timelines and everyth8ing..you'll see. Well..that's enough jibber-jabber from me..off to
the fic! Good reading! ^_-
"Wonder Boy"
by Silent Warrior
One: *~*Bingo Surprise*~*
"...B---8! ........ that was B----8! ............... ok. ...... next we have. ..................C-----2!"
"BINGO!!!!!!"
"...Dang!!..."
"...Crud!!..."
"...Shoot!!.." yelled Phileice, Mayako-sami, and Euphrates, three senior women who sat at the table of the winner.
"Excellent, who won?" asked the woman announcing the plays. Just then a small, old lady wearing a hat, blouse, with a coverjacket, and blue pants arose in the crowd.
"I did!" she answered cheerfully.
"Oh it was you Mrs. Son! Congratulations on yet another win!"
"Please Sara dear, call me by my first name, Mrs. Son sounds so old! Pan will do just fine, thank you." ^_^.
"Aheh, my apologies Ms. So...um, I-I mean, uh...Pan!" giggled Sara. "Now you've got it." answered Pan with a sweet smile. "So! What I win this time? huh? huh? huh????!!! Oh..I know! How 'bout some new fighters mitts for my jabbers here? Sure beats that ol' bed linen from last time! That's for sure!" she complained. "...oh, oh..or how 'bout a..."
"...Son-Pan again!!???" interrupted Phileice. "She won last time, and the time before that too! Not to mention the award for most appreciated person!!!!!" she growled.
"Mrs. Soriyamou, please come down," insited Sara. "We'll play another g..."
"Ohhh What for!? So that this 114 year old hussie can cheap her way into victory once again?!" Phileice turned to Pan. "I got news with ya sweets, this cherade of yours? its getting almost as old as you are! It's gone stale hun!" finished Phileice.
"Gasp!"
"She didn't!" whispered Mayako and Euphrates under their breaths.
"Mrs. Soriyamou!...I never! Please restrain yourself at once!" instructed Sara.
"Sara darling, I'm twice your age and twice as witty, and I know a cheapskate when I see one!"
"That's enough, Phileice! This is so juvenile of you, you should be ashamed of yourself!" said Euphrates.
"Pan, don't listen to her dear, she's got issues that she must deal with on her own first." added Mayako-sami.
"Thanks girls, but it's ok, really. Yeah, she's just jealous bacause the only thing she ever one was the divorce court between her and Mr. Soriyamou!" argued Pan.
"Gasp! Well, I never!!!" responded Phileice.
"Ooooooooooo!" said the girls in a unison monotoned way.
"ALRIGHT everyone..that's ENOUGH!" yelled young Sara.
The room went completely silent. "Sigh...well, that's better." she said with a sigh of relief. "Now, Pan...remember how on profile day, you said how much you loved children?"
"...Uh......proflie day?" -_-. she asked in a low confused and disappointed tone. "What are you getting at?"
"Well don't you remember? You even wrote a letter about how much they mean to you to the press!" continued Sara.
"........................-_-.........I wrote who saying what now?" answered Pan. "Sara...where did you get this crap?"
"Here's a photo of you with little Essie on your lap." Sara showed Pan the picture. Below the picture read, "Mother Nature helps out Once More". Pan took the photo and examined it...
"......well I'll be d***ed." 0.o' ?
"Aaarr....Son-Pan! how could you forget!" she yelled.
"Aheh, heh..well...I don't know deary! I'm sorry, but it does not ring a bell, so it mustn't be me!
"................you drink.....don't you Ms. Son."
"..............nope."
"Yeah, you do!"
".....not me."
"'yes you!"
"'....fraid not."
"'Fraid so!"
"...uh, uh."
"N'uh huh!!"
The two bickered back and forth. Until...
"Sigh, alright." said Pan. "How long be their arrival, a few days, a few weeks...."
"......a few minutes?" ^_~' interrupted Mayako.
"..................come again." -_-. replied Pan.
"They should be here any minute now! " she went on. "I asked Jenn to call them while you and Sara were battling it out, They were extatic! They couldn't wait! Isn't that great! ^_^"
".......I hate you."
------------End of pt. one---------
about 5 or so months ago..and right now I'm working on the fifth
chapter..so..I really could post the others anytinme I wish. If you're going to critique it go easy on me would ya? This is my first fic with a
lesser serious genre.. but it picks up after a while..timelines and everyth8ing..you'll see. Well..that's enough jibber-jabber from me..off to
the fic! Good reading! ^_-
"Wonder Boy"
by Silent Warrior
One: *~*Bingo Surprise*~*
"...B---8! ........ that was B----8! ............... ok. ...... next we have. ..................C-----2!"
"BINGO!!!!!!"
"...Dang!!..."
"...Crud!!..."
"...Shoot!!.." yelled Phileice, Mayako-sami, and Euphrates, three senior women who sat at the table of the winner.
"Excellent, who won?" asked the woman announcing the plays. Just then a small, old lady wearing a hat, blouse, with a coverjacket, and blue pants arose in the crowd.
"I did!" she answered cheerfully.
"Oh it was you Mrs. Son! Congratulations on yet another win!"
"Please Sara dear, call me by my first name, Mrs. Son sounds so old! Pan will do just fine, thank you." ^_^.
"Aheh, my apologies Ms. So...um, I-I mean, uh...Pan!" giggled Sara. "Now you've got it." answered Pan with a sweet smile. "So! What I win this time? huh? huh? huh????!!! Oh..I know! How 'bout some new fighters mitts for my jabbers here? Sure beats that ol' bed linen from last time! That's for sure!" she complained. "...oh, oh..or how 'bout a..."
"...Son-Pan again!!???" interrupted Phileice. "She won last time, and the time before that too! Not to mention the award for most appreciated person!!!!!" she growled.
"Mrs. Soriyamou, please come down," insited Sara. "We'll play another g..."
"Ohhh What for!? So that this 114 year old hussie can cheap her way into victory once again?!" Phileice turned to Pan. "I got news with ya sweets, this cherade of yours? its getting almost as old as you are! It's gone stale hun!" finished Phileice.
"Gasp!"
"She didn't!" whispered Mayako and Euphrates under their breaths.
"Mrs. Soriyamou!...I never! Please restrain yourself at once!" instructed Sara.
"Sara darling, I'm twice your age and twice as witty, and I know a cheapskate when I see one!"
"That's enough, Phileice! This is so juvenile of you, you should be ashamed of yourself!" said Euphrates.
"Pan, don't listen to her dear, she's got issues that she must deal with on her own first." added Mayako-sami.
"Thanks girls, but it's ok, really. Yeah, she's just jealous bacause the only thing she ever one was the divorce court between her and Mr. Soriyamou!" argued Pan.
"Gasp! Well, I never!!!" responded Phileice.
"Ooooooooooo!" said the girls in a unison monotoned way.
"ALRIGHT everyone..that's ENOUGH!" yelled young Sara.
The room went completely silent. "Sigh...well, that's better." she said with a sigh of relief. "Now, Pan...remember how on profile day, you said how much you loved children?"
"...Uh......proflie day?" -_-. she asked in a low confused and disappointed tone. "What are you getting at?"
"Well don't you remember? You even wrote a letter about how much they mean to you to the press!" continued Sara.
"........................-_-.........I wrote who saying what now?" answered Pan. "Sara...where did you get this crap?"
"Here's a photo of you with little Essie on your lap." Sara showed Pan the picture. Below the picture read, "Mother Nature helps out Once More". Pan took the photo and examined it...
"......well I'll be d***ed." 0.o' ?
"Aaarr....Son-Pan! how could you forget!" she yelled.
"Aheh, heh..well...I don't know deary! I'm sorry, but it does not ring a bell, so it mustn't be me!
"................you drink.....don't you Ms. Son."
"..............nope."
"Yeah, you do!"
".....not me."
"'yes you!"
"'....fraid not."
"'Fraid so!"
"...uh, uh."
"N'uh huh!!"
The two bickered back and forth. Until...
"Sigh, alright." said Pan. "How long be their arrival, a few days, a few weeks...."
"......a few minutes?" ^_~' interrupted Mayako.
"..................come again." -_-. replied Pan.
"They should be here any minute now! " she went on. "I asked Jenn to call them while you and Sara were battling it out, They were extatic! They couldn't wait! Isn't that great! ^_^"
".......I hate you."
------------End of pt. one---------
