JJ: We have plenty of requests for certain sports, keep them coming.

Crimson: Why don't you do curling?

JJ: Another great idea.

Crimson: Until then, lets see the shows.

"It's a beautiful day here at Domino City.  I'm Bob the replacement."

"And I'm Crimson."

"And this is the day that good versus evil in a fight to the death for the mystery grand prize."

"Fight to the death?"

"Sorry, I got caught up in all the action."

"I'm just going to go to the stands…"

"Right, anyways, let's go to the stadium floor with Bill the other guy."

"Hi Bob, we have a great pre-game show for everyone today.  Now, because we're on a bit of a budget, we couldn't get any famous bands/singers like Aerosmith or Cher.  Instead, we found a garage band on the streets.  Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for, FLATULANT ROADKILL!!"

(There is absolute silence)

"Awright, we here to kick it up a notch.  You ready boyz?"

"Yeah!!"

"A one, two, three, four…"

(The band proceeds into a song that's about some teenager and his problems, and then they go into a really bad drum solo that sounds like me hitting my head on my desk repeatedly.)

"Thank you Cleveland, good night."

(The crowd can't cheer due to the fact that they are either in shock or are deaf)

"Ouch, that was the worst piece of…what, I'm on…oh (ahem) this is Crimson in the stands.  I'm here to find out how excited people are to be here.  You sir, what's your name?"

"Kyle."

"Well Kyle, what do you hope to see here today?"

"Either someone getting into a fight or Star Trek."

"Star Trek?"

"You asked what I wanted to see."

"……Anyways, you there, yes you miss, what's your (thud)."

(The young girl who Crimson was talking to had shoved him down and took his mike)

"OMG (Oh my god), I'm here to see my sister Mai, by the way my name's Jewel, shout out to all my sisters and boyfriend.  I like dancing and shopping and…"

(By this time Crimson had awakened and was now fighting with Jewel for the mike)

"Give that back."

"No way."

"Why I'll…"

(Happy music starts playing)

We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.

(Happy music continues to play for 5 more minutes.)

"Uh, sorry about that.  This is Bill back on the stadium floor.  Once again, due to our budget, we can't give you quality.  However, we do have quantity.  Please welcome, the comedy stylings of Spock and Kirk."

(Still more silence, except for Crimson and Jewel still fighting.)

"Hey Kirk."

"Hey Spock."

"What do you get when you cross a Klingon with a Borg?" (Small note: I don't know how to spell Star Trek stuff.)

"I don't know, what?"

"Me neither, I was hoping you would know."

"Your jokes are lame."

"Well, so is your acting."

"Why you…"

(Big action sequence commences.)

Kyle- "Woohoo, got both my requests!"

(Spock and Kirk are dragged off the floor.)

"Bob here, and I'm shocked at the fact that we can't get better stuff than any reality (yes, another bad word) wedding show.  Wait a minute…I have just received word that the players have arrived and will begin competing shortly.  We are moments away from the biggest spectacle on TV.  Bill, get to the locker rooms and find out when the players will come out."

JJ- The big game, I can't wait.

Crimson- Give me that mike.

Jewel- Never!

(Another big action sequence.)

JJ- Sigh, team pep talks are coming up soon.  Keep sending those sports requests.  Now, to break those two up.

(Even bigger action sequence commences)

Adios.