The day the sky fell down

By: Tao

Once upon a time there was a boy his name was Yugi-

Yugi: HI!!!!!!!! *waves cheerfully*

Ahem! As I was saying. his name was yugi. One day yugi went out to play_

Yugi: do I have to play? I wanna stay in and bake cookies!!!

Yes, yugi you have to play.*shoves yugi outside and locks the door*

Yugi: hey! You cant do this! I have a lawyer you know!

*looks at lawyer tide up in closet* what lawyer? Anywho he went outside to play suddenly an acorn fell on his head.*waits for acorn*

Yugi: *mumbles to himself angrily*

15 minutes pass

SUDDENLY AN ACORN FELL ON HIS HEAD!!!!!

Anton: huh? Oh, falling on the head thing. *chucks an anvil at Yugi*

Yugi: Awww sh- *BOOM!*

Anton, dear.

Anton: Yeah?

Do you perhaps know the difference between an anvil and an acorn?

Anton: Oh, you said an acorn?. whoops. oh, well no harn done *lifts anvil off of yugi* see he's okay just sleeping or knocked unconscious.or dead.

*slams head on wall* Why me?! Why me?!

Yami: I say that all the time.next you'll be swallowing 10 asprins a day.

Yugi: * comes back to the realm of the living* geez, I feel like I've just been pelted with an anvil.

Anton: *whistles innocently*

Yugi: that was one hell of an acorn.

Yeah, well anyways so Yugi went to tell his friend Anzu -

Yugi: Anzu! Anzu!

Anzu: What yugi?

Yugi: Timmy fell into the well again! Oh, yeah and the sky's falling down.

Anzu: Timmy fell into the well?! Wait a minute we don't have a friend named Timmy.The sky's falling down?! We must go tell the Pharaoh!

So they went to tell the pharaoh on there way they meet there pal Jounochi.

Jounochi: did you guys come here to tell me about Timmy? 'cause I already saw the police in the well.

Yugi & Anzu: ..

Yugi: oookaaaay, but Jounochi the sky is falling down!

Jounochi: What!? Well then what are we waiting for?!

Yugi: Right!

So of they went to tell the pharaoh. But unknown to them lurking in the shadows was-

Yami Bakura: I told you all those Saddam worshipers are weirder than me!

Anton: *thinks about it* True, true.

Yami Malik: yeah, I can see where you're coming at.with those suicide bombers and whatnot.

Hey! Sorry to break up you're little discussion but we're doing a story here!!!

YB, A&YM: Oh, yeah!

So lurking in the shadows was the. MAFIA!

Yami Bakura: the mafia? .

Anton: Couldn't you have though up something more original?

Uhh.

Yami Malik: Yeah, I mean the mafia's sooo over rated.

^_^' hehehehe okay, what do you want to be called?

Anton: Can I be a grim reaper!?

And you call the mafia overrated.okay then you're all grim reapers.

YB,A&YM: *nod,nod,nod*

End chapter one

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