A/N: I am re-wrote this story as I also was not pleased with how I wrote it in first place, and I also noticed that you too reacted on this, so instead of deleting it all together, I am re-writing by deleting the old one, and getting this one up and ready for you to read, I do apologise of how it was like for you to read, and same goes to the other one I also wrote, will also be re-written and deleted like this one. So lets get onto the story shall we? Will be alot of bashings and swearings, that is why it is always rated as M, as I dont want anyone who is either a sensitive person or just not liking the way I write my stories to be offended by me using cursing and whatnot in them, for it is not in me to write in all perfect, non-cursing way, never has been really. And for that I apologise if you are offended by me writing such, but it is not my intention to offend or make you less of a person, we are all different and have different backgrounds and beliefs in certain way and so on, and for me, I am an non-believer in god and whatnot, I do believe in ghosts, spirits and demons, but that is for I experianced alot with those things in my real life, if you want to know more, PM me. For I am more than happy to tell you what I have experianced.


Part 1 - After War Surprises

Everyone sat around the kitchen of Sirius' house, as he had survived the war afterall, so had Moody, Albus, Fred, Remus and Tonks, the latter one was holding Remus and her son, Teddy in her arms, who was asleep for now. All they were waiting for was the others, including Harry and also Hermione would be here, but not alone either. For what those Weasley's or Harry didnt know what they themselves knew, was that Hermione was married and to whom she was married to would be a shocker to them. (Except for those in this kitchen is Sirius, Remus, Albus, Tonks, Teddy, Moody, Severus and Minerva.)

Sirius said to Tonks;

"Do you think it will be alot of drama and swearings when the Weasley's and Harry arrives here?"

"Oh I know it will be, that is why I am setting a charm around Teddy to keep him asleep and not disturb by those idiots who wants to swear and yell for no good reasons."

Making most of them chuckle or snort their noses. Minerva said

"If any of those idiots aka Harry or Ronald or even Ginerva wants to be bitches and yell and/or swear around Hermione and Kingsley, then they will get another one coming, at least I wont hold back with my words or what I think of them anymore than I had in the past, it is high time to bring them back to where they really belong at."

Albus chuckled at his wife's fire and words of not mincing anything, and he said

"I won't hold you back nor will I, as Hermione is afterall like our granddaugther, dear Min."

Minerva and the others chuckled or nodded, as Sirius said

"Harry, Ronald and Ginvera will have to learn that everything won't be served to them nor thought of as they are bloody gods or whatnot. Hermione is not their breed-mare nor a friend to them anymore, as she wrote to me everything that happened over the years at Hogwarts, and it pissed me off something fierce. Sev can attest to that at least."

Severus looked at his love and husband of secret, said

"He is right, Min, Al, for I too read that letter of Mione and I was too pissed off, that Sirius and I had to take a break from brewing and steam off some anger in the bedroom."

Making some chuckles, as Albus said in solemn voice

"How bad was it for her? Don't hold back." Severus said

"If you think Lily had it bad or even Rem, than you are deadwrong. Hermione was used by those three for her skills in how to do homework and when Ronald got all mad for she went to Yule-ball with Viktor Krum, he also insulted her the worst way ever and tried to attack her sexually that night. Luckily she used some very fierce grey magic to get away from him and make him stay for good 5 feet from her always from that point onwards. And yes, Kings knows it all, and is one pissed off husband for sure."

Many of them gasped, as Minerva said

"That boy did what?! Oh he will get some bollocking then later on from me for sure, as I know Molly thinks the world of him and Ginerva, as they can't do anything wrong in her eyes. Well she and Arthur will get the wake up call then tonight, for if I know Kings right, he will not hold back anymore, nor will he keep away from what is going on from today on with the new law that just came out. Not publically yet, but tomorrow it will be in the papers."

Many nodded or chuckled at her, as Albus kissed his wife's cheek and stroke her cheek, as he too was one angry man and would not hold her or himself back from giving those idiots some bollocking himself, as he was known for his anger and how he not held back of mincing any words. Remus and Tonks shared a look, then Tonks said

"Thanks for god, that we hadn't chosen any godparents' yet for little Teddy, for we were thinking of Hermione and Harry, but now we know-" Remus took over and took his wife's hand in his;

"It will be Hermione yes, but Kingsley will be godfather now. Sorry, Siri, maybe our next one will have you as godfather."

"Not worried, Rem, I will be honoured to be your next one whenever it happens, and Sev can be also a godfather for that one."

Making many of them laughed or grinned at this, as the fireplace went off, and out came Hermione and Kingsley, who latter said

"Whats going on here then?" Albus said

"Oh just somethings that Sirius and Remus was talking about, Hello dearest." Hermione gave a happy grin, and wrapped arms around Albus, as she said

"Hello granddad." At that he grinned wider and held her for a moment before stepping away, as he said

"Are you ready for whatever may happens when the Weasley's and Harry arrives?"

"As ready I can be, and they will get some surprises more than what is going on today's meeting, granddad."

Kingsley just held her shoulders from behind, and had a huge grin on his lips, as Minerva said

"Why didn't you tell us what happened that night of yuleball and what is that grin about, Kings?"

"I never told you for I was afraid of not being believed in, for he is a bloody pureblood bastard, and most would believe in him over me, a lowly mudblood or muggleborn."
"You are not a mudblood, Mione."

"I know that now, Siri, but that is what he called me while trying to rip off my dress, before I had enough and blasted him a new one away from me with my grey magic. Luckily that I did so to, for I wouldnt let him take my virginity that way ever."

Many nodded, while Kingsley said

"Well we have some great news to share, but I think it has to wait, as I can see the flames growing so Mia, lets go into the shadows for now to hide away."

Hermione nodded, and the two took hands and went into the shadows, and sat down onto a cair there, while the fire grew, and out came those Weasley's one by one, and lastly Harry came out spinning and tripping around as always. But none came to his aid to help him, except that weasley girlfriend of his.