Unexpected Fate

Chapter 31

CMG: Here are the votes: 2 vote for Bardock and 0 votes for Mr. Satan. And 2 vote for forced confession and 0 votes without it. So, any fans of Mr. Satan (or Hercule in the dub) should make their way to the nearest exit now. Do it now or you will probably flame me later on for this chapter (that I spent a whole 2 hours on just to get my own personal revenge (as well as many others revenge with it) on him)!

Scrix: You are really going to go along with this? You have officially lost your mind!

CMG: In the words of Porunga, the dragon of Namek: "It shall be done." As usual, I don't own Dragon Ball Z. I only own Scrix, Karis, and Infr. Let the fanfic continue!

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Bardock smirked as Mr. Satan began to taunt him. From patting his butt to insulting his youngest kin, Mr. Satan was dancing around in the ring waiting for Bardock to throw the first punch. However, Bardock stood there for awhile just wondering the eternal question: should he defeat Mr. Satan and make him suffer?

'How pathetic,' thought Bardock as the crowd starts to grow restless. 'Maybe I should put him out of his misery once and for all.'

*Go ahead and do it then,* said Vegeta's voice inside Bardock's head as he turns to face the Saiya-jin Prince himself. He was nodding his head as he agreed with Bardock's thoughts.

*For my Prince,* said Bardock as he turns and gently punches Mr. Satan (A/N: Which is more like a normal punch, folks) out of the ring. Mr. Satan crashes into the wall right next to the place where Trunks' punch made him hit the wall earlier as the crowd gasped.

"Waste of time..." said Bardock as he walks off. (A/N: Guess which game I got that quote from? See chapter 22 for the game I "borrowed" it from. ^_^)

"And our reigning champ has been defeated easily by Bardock!" said the announcer as the crowd cheers. Some start booing as Videl runs out to see her dad.

"Daddy! Are you alright!" said Videl as Mr. Satan had little stars circling his head.

"I'm a real boy..." groaned Mr. Satan in a daze as Bardock steals the microphone from the announcer.

"Hey!" said the announcer.

"Listen, this man before you didn't kill Cell," said Bardock in anger as Goku groaned.

"No dad! Don't!" said Goku in Saiya-go as he's held back by Gohan and Vegeta from reaching the ring in rage. They both were almost blown away when Goku went Super Saiya-jin, but Gohan and Vegeta both matched it instantly to keep Goku under control.

"The Golden Fighters were the ones that saved your world," said Bardock as the Videl faints and the announcer catches her in his arms. "You see 7 years ago, Cell came close to destroying this planet, but my grandson and I managed to save Earth through a final showdown. It took everything in our power to defeat him and after the battle, this lazy slob stole our credit for saving the world. I don't blame that bastard for taking the glory because my grandson was only 11 years old and..."

"Okay..." said the announcer. "You've totally lost it."

"Or have I?" said Bardock as his eyes became jaded as his hair spiked up.

"Damn!" said Goku as he goes ascended Super Saiya-jin. (A/N: SSJ2 for you folks who've seen the Buu Saga until FUNi cut the action. They won't show Goku going SSJ3 until September on Cartoon Network! *screams* NOOOOOO! However, I do own a "copy" on the computer. Yes. *everyone stares at CMG* Okay! I downloaded an undubbed sub somewhere off the Internet. Happy? *daydreams of Goku going SSJ3 again and kicking Buu's sorry ass around before Scrix drags her off to lock her in the closet* )

"Ah! It's him! The Golden Fighter that defeated Cell!" cried Mr. Satan as he panics. "Ah dammit!"

"For disgracing our name, you shall forever be branded coward to the world," said Bardock as he disappears using Instant Transmission as garbage is thrown at Mr. Satan.

At that moment, Vegeta and Gohan were now holding a very pissed off Goku as his hair starts growing down his back. Lighting was starting to fill the hallways, as the others had to put up their energy shields to avoid getting electrocuted. (A/N: Mmm... fried Piccolo...)

'Damn,' thought Vegeta as Goku's hair starts getting in his eyes. 'He's much stronger than he was 7 years ago! He must have found a level beyond the ascended Super Saiya-jin.'

'Has Goku ascended beyond the ascended Super Saiya-jin?' thought Piccolo. 'His power is enormous!'

*Stop Goku!* said King Kai's voice inside his head. *You'll use up all of your time on Earth!*

*So what?* said Goku. *My father didn't need to hurt those who cannot fight back. I don't care about fame!*

'My life is over,' thought Gohan as Videl regains consciousness.

"Daddy?" said Videl as she sees him cowering like the wuss he really is.

"V-Videl!" said Mr. Satan as a glass bottle falls inches from his head and smashes into the wall behind him. "Let's go home!"

"Huh?" said Videl. "Why?"

"T-the G-Golden Fighters are- are..." started Mr. Satan.

"They're here?" said Videl as she grew excited. "This is great! I want to know who they are!"

"What?!" said Mr. Satan as he grew worried.

"Daddy, I'm 18; I'm old enough to take care of myself!" said Videl as she looks up. "What's going on anyway? Why are they throwing stuff at you?"

"Um Videl," said the announcer, "Mr. Satan didn't defeat Cell. Bardock and his grandson did."

"What?!" said Videl in shock.

On the sidelines, Gohan freaks and nearly lets go of Goku, whom was now in his Super Saiya-jin 3 state. (A/N: In case you never seen it, think of Radditz's hair dyed blonde on Goku's head, minus eyebrows, and looking rather scary! O.O) In one final jerk, Goku pulls away from the ascended Super Saiya-jins behind him and storms out to find his father on the other side of the arena laughing his ass off. In one fluid movement, Goku punched his own father in the face.

"You bastard!" screamed Goku. "Why in the hell did you tell them?"

"I was tired of seeing that lying jerk get his ways," said Bardock. "After all, the people had the right to know who really killed Cell."

"You are going to make it so that our world can be attacked more often when all I want is for our world is peace!" growled Goku as Scrix appears.

"Enough Kakarot!" said Scrix. "You cannot control that form 100%, so I suggest you drop it before you use up all of your time in this world."

Goku sighs as he reverts completely to normal. Beads of sweat line his face as he breathed heavily. Little did Goku know that Spopovich and Yamu were cursing in the shadows after their machine broke. They both flew away.

"And now let's get on with the tournament," said the announcer as the crowd cheers. "Next up is Ma Junior (Piccolo) vs. Shin. Ma Junior was runner up in the 23rd tournament years ago when he fought against Goku."

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"So, you lied and took the credit?" said Videl.

"Yes," said Mr. Satan. "I know we didn't have enough money from the previous tournament after I managed to buy all of those things for you, but I wanted the best for you."

"If that's what you really want for me, then you can have it dad!" yelled Videl. "At least tell me whom the poor little boy was that got hurt!"

"I didn't get his name," said Mr. Satan. "The boy was with some guy named Goku and..."

"Goku?" said Videl. "Wait! It can't be--Gohan's the boy who defeated Cell? Incredible!"

Videl runs out of the room as Mr. Satan moans.

"I wish that guy didn't make me reveal the truth!" said Mr. Satan as he picks the tinsel out of his hair.

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"Man, it's like the vision," said Bardock.

"I know," said Goku. "Piccolo forfeited."

"And it seems like Spopovich has forfeited his fight to Videl," said the announcer. "He said that something was wrong and left before the fight with Piccolo. Videl will now advance to the next round. Now, it's time for Gohan vs. Kibito."

"Good luck son," said Goku, hunched over, as a hand with a bottle of water appears in front of his face. Looking up, Goku noticed Shin was offering some water to Goku.

"Thirsty?" said Shin as Goku smiles.

"Thanks," said Goku as he downs the water in one big gulp. Shin was disgusted, but was still freaked out about Goku's power.

'He's truly the strongest in the world,' thought Shin. 'Babadi must be plotting to steal his energy!'

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CMG: This is for the fans that hated the fight with #18 forfeiting the fight just to win some money from Mr. Satan!

Scrix: What's up with money being such a big deal in this world today anyway?

CMG: It's a big deal if you're going to college and having to pay for a class you have to repeat just to co-op next term!

Scrix: Human wealth is pathetic!

CMG: Oh, and check out the fanfic that has a bit more Mr. Satan bashing that I wrote before I started this series:

(copy and paste text below in the little window above. ^_^;)

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=572052

Scrix: That's your humor fic!

CMG: Yeah, so?

Scrix: Why in the world are you bringing that trash up? I'm not even in it!

CMG: *glares at Scrix as he cowers* Because some people would probably want to see some more bashing, including if I'm bringing it! Anyway, until next time, review!