Insanity in Ancient Egypt
Chapter Four: Crusade of the Idiots
Yami Bakura, Kaona, Sakira, and Bakura were galloping across the desert at top speed. If they didn't reach the palace before the Pharaoh, they were sure to be captured. And, obviously, they couldn't let that happen.
"Hi ho Silver!" yelled Yami Bakura to his dark brown steed.
"I can see something up in the distance!" cried Kaona.
"Yeah," said Bakura, pulling out his binoculars. "It looks like Sakira got thrown off her horse again, and she's landed in that sand dune!"
"No!" said Kaona with a sigh. "The other thing in the distance!"
"You're right," said Yami Bakura. "It is the palace! We're almost there!"
"Guys," said Bakura. "I think I just ran over something!"
"It's Sakira!" said Kaona in shock. "Sakira, are you okay!?"
"FIN-LAND!" she yelled.
"She takes after me!" said Bakura proudly.
Three hours later, the companions reached the palace. All the guards were gone.
"Artemis," called Yami Bakura. "Are you here?!"
"I'm right here you fool." Said Artemis. "What do you want?"
"We need your help." Begged Kaona. "Can you help them get to safety, you know, somewhere out of Cairo?"
"Well," began Artemis. "I can try."
"Oh thank you Artemis, you're the best!" said Kaona hugging him.
"I do have one question for you." Said Artemis.
"What?" asked Kaona.
"Well seeing as I still look like you," began Artemis. "What are these, D- cups?" SMACK!!!!
"That should teach you." Said Kaona walking off.
"There is one last thing," said Bakura. "I would like to take the Pharaoh's secret weapon with me."
"Fine." Said Kaona. "Let's go get it."
They walked to the hallway that housed the frying pan. The blue flames of the torches dimly lighted the corridor.
"Wait just a minute." Said Bakura. "The last time I was here, the flames were the normal orange, not blue!"
"They're new." Said Kaona dully. "The Pharaoh had them installed about three weeks ago. They automatically change color every hour."
"Coooool." Said Bakura.
"Come on." Said Kaona. "Let's get this over with."
"What is your name?" asked the first security door.
"I am not wasting my time here!" yelled Bakura, blasting down the doors with his Millennium Ring. There on the pedestal, stood the Millennium Frying Pan. Unfortunately, it had security lasers all around it.
Bakura walked up to the pedastal, wiggling his fingers.
"I hope I still remember how to do this." Said Bakura. He then took out a balloon, blew in it, then turned it into a balloon giraffe.
"YYYYYYEEEEAAAHHHH." He whispered to himself.
"We meet yet again." Said Yami popping out of nowhere with his guards.
"How on earth did you get here!" yelled Sakira.
"I don't really know," said Yami. "But I don't care! Guards, take them to the cells! And take my advisor with you!"
"What!" yelled Kaona as she was dragged off.
The four companions were dragged to jail, where they were to spend an eternity. As soon as the guards locked them up they were confronted by three birds.
"Who are you?" asked Bakura.
"Well," said a green bird. "I am Miguel."
"I," said a green bird. "Am Pacho."
"And I," said the last bird. "am Donald. And together, we are." dun dun dun..
"We are the three caballeros! We like to sing and to dance, and to party all night looong! We are the three caballeros! We like to sing and to dance and to." And the music continued.
"This is great!" said Sakira with joy.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Yami Bakura.
"FIESTA!!!!" replied all the prisoners. And the party began. Mexican decorations appeared out of nowhere, covering the walls, floors, and ceilings, with color.
And they partied all night long.
Everyone got up early the next morning. It was Bakura and Sakira's wedding day. Kaona along with several of the female prisoners were the bride's maids.
"We are gathered here today," said the priest. "To join these two in the ceremony of holy matramo" rrrriiiinnngg. Rrrrriiinng. Riiinng.
It took Kaona a second to realize that it was her cell phone that was going off. She picked it up and read the text message: Hlp. Emrgncy.
"I'll just be going now," she whispered quietly. "Everyone looks great. You both look beautiful." And with that she silently trotted out of the church/jail cell, to the Pharaoh's room.
"Help!" said Yami's voice. "Help!"
"Sir?" said Kaona. "Sir, where are you?"
"Back here!" yelled Yami.
She finally found him, to her horror, standing by a rack of headdresses.
"Oh my Ra. Sir, please do not tell me you called me out of a wedding just so I could help you pick out a headdress." Said Kaona.
"But it's an emergency!" whined Yami.
"I thought we went over what was an emergency Pharaoh." Said Kaona slapping her forehead.
"Yes we did," said Yami thinking. "Um, it was, broken limb, severe loss of blood, or.death!"
"YYYes," said Kaona. "And you're not dead are you?"
"Well I don't think I a-
"That was a rhetorical question!" yelled Kaona.
"Before your anger increases further," said Yami. "Which of these do you think is better?"
"AAAGGGHHHH!!!!" screamed Kaona. "That's it Pharaoh! I'm no longer helping you with your ridiculous decisions!" She quickly snatched the two headdresses from him.
"Please consider this my two weeks notice." Said Kaona. "Oh and, I think the gold looks better on you sir."
"Can you believe him mom!" said Kaona to her mother over the phone. "He called me out of Bakura's wedding, I'm never gonna get that moment back! I'm surprised I even got that moment in the first place!"
"Listen honey," said her mother. "Just forget about it and look for a new job! Oh stop!"
"I didn't do anything." Said Kaona.
"Not you honey," said her mother. "It's your father he keeps trying to snag a bit of chocolate cake! I keep telling him he shouldn't have it!"
"And why not!?" said her father in the background.
"Oh, stop!" said Kaona's mother. "You've got a cholesterol level over 300, y-you're practically a solid!"
"Good bye mom." Said Kaona hanging up the phone. And so the search for a new job began.
"You know we're always looking for people like you miss Kaona." Said her interviewer.
"Thank you sir." She answered.
"But," said the interviewer. "The Pharaoh did call us and say you're a valuable part of his operations down at the palace."
"Your resume is very impressive I must tell you that." Said Kaona's second interviewer.
"Thank you."
"But the Pharaoh called us and told us that you're very valuable to him."
It continued this way during each interview. To Kaona it was a nightmare.
"Well, miss Kaona, you seem like the kind of person we've been looking for."
"When did the Pharaoh call?"
"The Pharaoh never called."
"WHEN DID HE CALL!!!!???"
"Maybe an hour ago."
Kaona was furious. She decided that she would ask the Pharaoh what was going on. When she got to the palace, he was on his back, getting a massage.
"What was that about!?" yelled Kaona.
"Girls," said the Pharaoh airily. "I'm suddenly feeling a sharp pain in my ass."
"Get up!" said Kaona, whipping into sitting position. "I got calls from everyone telling me about how important I am to you, and how I shouldn't work there! The only place you didn't call was Slurpy Heaven!"
"Actually," said Yami. "I did call Slurpy Heaven. I told them you weren't slurpy material."
"That's it Pharaoh!" yelled Kaona. "I'm about to get ug"
"Your highness!" cried one of the royal guards. "The prisoners are having a fiesta, and they just formed a congo line!
Screen shot of jail cells: "Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole.ohhhhhhhh! It is burning like heck and it's hot hot hot!"
"Quickly," said Yami. "We must get down there!"
Kaona smiled.
"You know," said the Pharaoh to her. "For a second back there, I thought you were going to kill me, and feed me to the poor!"
"Well actually," said Kaona. "I was going to perform a make shift organ sacrifice, but, thanks for the idea."
When they finally reached the jail cells the fiesta was still going.
"I command you to stop!" yelled Yami, and everyone fell quiet. "Guards, take them to the chamber of increasingly bad hairdays!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" yelled Yami Bakura. "Don't punish us! Punish the Atlanteans!"
"The Atlanteans?" asked Yami. "Why them?"
"Because," said Yami Bakura. "They stole some of the technology that belonged to the Pharaoh's before you!"
"Yeah!" yelled Sakira. "And, they destroyed our villages, burned our crops and raided our tombs!"
"They DID?" asked everyone in unison.
"NO!" said Sakira. "But are we just gonna sit and wait until they do?!"
"NO!" replied everone.
"Let's get em!" yelled Bakura.
"I shall take my troops to Atlantis and take back what is ours!" said Yami.
2 hours later:
"I don't believe it!" yelled Yami. "I took the amount of troops necessary for that raid, and we still got beaten!"
"Dude," said Yami Bakura. "You took Cher and the lead singer from Aerosmith with you! Two people are not enough! Not even for Atlantis!"
"Well then what do I need?" asked the Pharaoh.
"Your best troops, and these guys." Said Yami Bakura pushing the Pharaoh onto a balcony that overlooked thousands of tomb robbers in full armor.
"Where on earth did your tomb robbers get my soldiers armor?" asked Yami.
"Oh no special place." Said Yami Bakura stabbing a guard and tossing the armor to Sakira.
"We want only two things Pharaoh." Said Bakura. "After this is over, you don't arrest us, and you give my twin the position of both high priest and head general.
"Oh, fine." Said Yami dully.
"Now," yelled Sakira. "Let's go kick some Atlantean butt!"
"Yeah!"
The troops trudged on through the sand. It took many days and many night, but the finally reached the sea.
"This is great!" yelled Yami as they got on the ship. "The Atlanteans will never know what hit them once we arrive on our unstoppable sip, the Titanic!"
"I know," said Kaona. "Nothing can go wrong now!"
12 hours later:
"The water tight compartments are over flowing sir!!"
"Quick," yelled Bakura. "To the life boats!"
"I really wish we had put more of those on!" yelled Sakira.
"Quickly!" said Yami Bakura. "Lets jump!"
The remaining 3400 passengers all jumped at once, creating a 2000-foot high tidal wave, which pushed them all to the beaches of Atlantis. They assembled themselves and headed towards the walls of the Forbidden City area of Atlantis. They then came to a hill. Past the hill was a gate with a tinny bunny hopping around it.
"There is said to be a monster that guards the entrance to the heart of Atlantis." Said one of the tomb robbers.
"Well," said Yami. "Where is it? Is it behind the rabbit?"
"No," said Yami Bakura laying on a Scottish accent. "It is the rabbit!"
"I shall take on this rabbit!" said one of the imperial guards.
As soon as he approached the rabbit it pounced, biting and snarling. At long last the guard returned with many large bruises on himself.
"Wait a minute!" yelled Bakura. "What happened to your moustache?"
"He ripped half of it off!" said the guard.
"He ripped off your moustache?" said Sakira, wincing. "That must have hurt!"
"You have no idea, of the pain." Said the guard grimly.
"There is only one thing the can destroy this monster!" said Yami. "Scribe, bring me the Holy Hand Grenade!"
The Pharaoh was handed a golden grenade with an Ankh on top. The Pharaoh then pulled the Ankh out of the grenade, and threw it. BANG! The bunny was nowhere to be found.
The troops continued to move until they reached a bridge. There was a tiny man on the bridge, along with Kaiba.
"It's Kaiba!" yelled Yami Bakura. "If he gets across that bridge he'll be able to get the technology first!"
"Oh don't worry," said Yami. "There's still one important thing he doesn't know."
"What is your name?" asked the small man.
"Seto Kaiba."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the stolen technology."
"What is your favorite color?"
"Green, no yellow. AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Kaiba as he was magically thrown off the bridge into the swirling vortex of impending doom.
Our heroes then approached the bridge.
"I shall be speaking for all of us." Said Yami Bakura.
"Fine." Said the man. "What is your name?"
"Bakura."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the stolen technology."
"What is your favorite color?"
"Green, but what is your favorite color?"
"Um purple, no pink, AAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!"
The troops then ran across the bridge, to find yet another obstacle.
"We are the knight who say Ni! Ni, ni, ni, ni, ni, ni, ni,."
"Make it stop!" yelled Kaona.
"We will stop if you bring us a shrubbery! Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest, with this herring!" said the knight holding up a fish.
"I don't have time for this!" yelled Yami, blasting them away with the Millennium Puzzle.
"What are you all waiting for," asked Bakura. "Let's go charge Atlantis!"
"Charge!!!"
In the west guard tower of Atlantis, the look out saw something in the distance.
"Oh look," he said. "It's a well organized army of angry Egyptians, how nice..What am I saying!? Sound the alarms!"
But it was too late. The Egyptians had already gotten through, and began either blasting buildings, or killing Atlantean infantry.
Yami Bakura took out a bronze cat statue, and it suddenly came to life in the form of a powerful, 600-pound panther.
"Come on Guewnhyvar," said Yami Bakura, unsheathing his scimitars. "Let's get em!"
All over there was chaos. The Egyptians were easily destroying the city. Their magic and weapons could easily block anything the Atlanteans threw at them.
Sakira cut down the enemy with ease. Unfortunately, she didn't notice the crossbowman right behind her.
"Eh hem." Said the archer. "You're dead Egyptian!"
Just as he was about to fire at her, he was intercepted by 600 pounds of black fur and muscle.
"Nice one." Said Sakira, rubbing the cat between the ears.
Author note: The battle has only just begun! So will Atlantis fall? Who knows?! Who cares?! The lunacy has only just begun!!
Chapter Four: Crusade of the Idiots
Yami Bakura, Kaona, Sakira, and Bakura were galloping across the desert at top speed. If they didn't reach the palace before the Pharaoh, they were sure to be captured. And, obviously, they couldn't let that happen.
"Hi ho Silver!" yelled Yami Bakura to his dark brown steed.
"I can see something up in the distance!" cried Kaona.
"Yeah," said Bakura, pulling out his binoculars. "It looks like Sakira got thrown off her horse again, and she's landed in that sand dune!"
"No!" said Kaona with a sigh. "The other thing in the distance!"
"You're right," said Yami Bakura. "It is the palace! We're almost there!"
"Guys," said Bakura. "I think I just ran over something!"
"It's Sakira!" said Kaona in shock. "Sakira, are you okay!?"
"FIN-LAND!" she yelled.
"She takes after me!" said Bakura proudly.
Three hours later, the companions reached the palace. All the guards were gone.
"Artemis," called Yami Bakura. "Are you here?!"
"I'm right here you fool." Said Artemis. "What do you want?"
"We need your help." Begged Kaona. "Can you help them get to safety, you know, somewhere out of Cairo?"
"Well," began Artemis. "I can try."
"Oh thank you Artemis, you're the best!" said Kaona hugging him.
"I do have one question for you." Said Artemis.
"What?" asked Kaona.
"Well seeing as I still look like you," began Artemis. "What are these, D- cups?" SMACK!!!!
"That should teach you." Said Kaona walking off.
"There is one last thing," said Bakura. "I would like to take the Pharaoh's secret weapon with me."
"Fine." Said Kaona. "Let's go get it."
They walked to the hallway that housed the frying pan. The blue flames of the torches dimly lighted the corridor.
"Wait just a minute." Said Bakura. "The last time I was here, the flames were the normal orange, not blue!"
"They're new." Said Kaona dully. "The Pharaoh had them installed about three weeks ago. They automatically change color every hour."
"Coooool." Said Bakura.
"Come on." Said Kaona. "Let's get this over with."
"What is your name?" asked the first security door.
"I am not wasting my time here!" yelled Bakura, blasting down the doors with his Millennium Ring. There on the pedestal, stood the Millennium Frying Pan. Unfortunately, it had security lasers all around it.
Bakura walked up to the pedastal, wiggling his fingers.
"I hope I still remember how to do this." Said Bakura. He then took out a balloon, blew in it, then turned it into a balloon giraffe.
"YYYYYYEEEEAAAHHHH." He whispered to himself.
"We meet yet again." Said Yami popping out of nowhere with his guards.
"How on earth did you get here!" yelled Sakira.
"I don't really know," said Yami. "But I don't care! Guards, take them to the cells! And take my advisor with you!"
"What!" yelled Kaona as she was dragged off.
The four companions were dragged to jail, where they were to spend an eternity. As soon as the guards locked them up they were confronted by three birds.
"Who are you?" asked Bakura.
"Well," said a green bird. "I am Miguel."
"I," said a green bird. "Am Pacho."
"And I," said the last bird. "am Donald. And together, we are." dun dun dun..
"We are the three caballeros! We like to sing and to dance, and to party all night looong! We are the three caballeros! We like to sing and to dance and to." And the music continued.
"This is great!" said Sakira with joy.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Yami Bakura.
"FIESTA!!!!" replied all the prisoners. And the party began. Mexican decorations appeared out of nowhere, covering the walls, floors, and ceilings, with color.
And they partied all night long.
Everyone got up early the next morning. It was Bakura and Sakira's wedding day. Kaona along with several of the female prisoners were the bride's maids.
"We are gathered here today," said the priest. "To join these two in the ceremony of holy matramo" rrrriiiinnngg. Rrrrriiinng. Riiinng.
It took Kaona a second to realize that it was her cell phone that was going off. She picked it up and read the text message: Hlp. Emrgncy.
"I'll just be going now," she whispered quietly. "Everyone looks great. You both look beautiful." And with that she silently trotted out of the church/jail cell, to the Pharaoh's room.
"Help!" said Yami's voice. "Help!"
"Sir?" said Kaona. "Sir, where are you?"
"Back here!" yelled Yami.
She finally found him, to her horror, standing by a rack of headdresses.
"Oh my Ra. Sir, please do not tell me you called me out of a wedding just so I could help you pick out a headdress." Said Kaona.
"But it's an emergency!" whined Yami.
"I thought we went over what was an emergency Pharaoh." Said Kaona slapping her forehead.
"Yes we did," said Yami thinking. "Um, it was, broken limb, severe loss of blood, or.death!"
"YYYes," said Kaona. "And you're not dead are you?"
"Well I don't think I a-
"That was a rhetorical question!" yelled Kaona.
"Before your anger increases further," said Yami. "Which of these do you think is better?"
"AAAGGGHHHH!!!!" screamed Kaona. "That's it Pharaoh! I'm no longer helping you with your ridiculous decisions!" She quickly snatched the two headdresses from him.
"Please consider this my two weeks notice." Said Kaona. "Oh and, I think the gold looks better on you sir."
"Can you believe him mom!" said Kaona to her mother over the phone. "He called me out of Bakura's wedding, I'm never gonna get that moment back! I'm surprised I even got that moment in the first place!"
"Listen honey," said her mother. "Just forget about it and look for a new job! Oh stop!"
"I didn't do anything." Said Kaona.
"Not you honey," said her mother. "It's your father he keeps trying to snag a bit of chocolate cake! I keep telling him he shouldn't have it!"
"And why not!?" said her father in the background.
"Oh, stop!" said Kaona's mother. "You've got a cholesterol level over 300, y-you're practically a solid!"
"Good bye mom." Said Kaona hanging up the phone. And so the search for a new job began.
"You know we're always looking for people like you miss Kaona." Said her interviewer.
"Thank you sir." She answered.
"But," said the interviewer. "The Pharaoh did call us and say you're a valuable part of his operations down at the palace."
"Your resume is very impressive I must tell you that." Said Kaona's second interviewer.
"Thank you."
"But the Pharaoh called us and told us that you're very valuable to him."
It continued this way during each interview. To Kaona it was a nightmare.
"Well, miss Kaona, you seem like the kind of person we've been looking for."
"When did the Pharaoh call?"
"The Pharaoh never called."
"WHEN DID HE CALL!!!!???"
"Maybe an hour ago."
Kaona was furious. She decided that she would ask the Pharaoh what was going on. When she got to the palace, he was on his back, getting a massage.
"What was that about!?" yelled Kaona.
"Girls," said the Pharaoh airily. "I'm suddenly feeling a sharp pain in my ass."
"Get up!" said Kaona, whipping into sitting position. "I got calls from everyone telling me about how important I am to you, and how I shouldn't work there! The only place you didn't call was Slurpy Heaven!"
"Actually," said Yami. "I did call Slurpy Heaven. I told them you weren't slurpy material."
"That's it Pharaoh!" yelled Kaona. "I'm about to get ug"
"Your highness!" cried one of the royal guards. "The prisoners are having a fiesta, and they just formed a congo line!
Screen shot of jail cells: "Ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole, ole.ohhhhhhhh! It is burning like heck and it's hot hot hot!"
"Quickly," said Yami. "We must get down there!"
Kaona smiled.
"You know," said the Pharaoh to her. "For a second back there, I thought you were going to kill me, and feed me to the poor!"
"Well actually," said Kaona. "I was going to perform a make shift organ sacrifice, but, thanks for the idea."
When they finally reached the jail cells the fiesta was still going.
"I command you to stop!" yelled Yami, and everyone fell quiet. "Guards, take them to the chamber of increasingly bad hairdays!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" yelled Yami Bakura. "Don't punish us! Punish the Atlanteans!"
"The Atlanteans?" asked Yami. "Why them?"
"Because," said Yami Bakura. "They stole some of the technology that belonged to the Pharaoh's before you!"
"Yeah!" yelled Sakira. "And, they destroyed our villages, burned our crops and raided our tombs!"
"They DID?" asked everyone in unison.
"NO!" said Sakira. "But are we just gonna sit and wait until they do?!"
"NO!" replied everone.
"Let's get em!" yelled Bakura.
"I shall take my troops to Atlantis and take back what is ours!" said Yami.
2 hours later:
"I don't believe it!" yelled Yami. "I took the amount of troops necessary for that raid, and we still got beaten!"
"Dude," said Yami Bakura. "You took Cher and the lead singer from Aerosmith with you! Two people are not enough! Not even for Atlantis!"
"Well then what do I need?" asked the Pharaoh.
"Your best troops, and these guys." Said Yami Bakura pushing the Pharaoh onto a balcony that overlooked thousands of tomb robbers in full armor.
"Where on earth did your tomb robbers get my soldiers armor?" asked Yami.
"Oh no special place." Said Yami Bakura stabbing a guard and tossing the armor to Sakira.
"We want only two things Pharaoh." Said Bakura. "After this is over, you don't arrest us, and you give my twin the position of both high priest and head general.
"Oh, fine." Said Yami dully.
"Now," yelled Sakira. "Let's go kick some Atlantean butt!"
"Yeah!"
The troops trudged on through the sand. It took many days and many night, but the finally reached the sea.
"This is great!" yelled Yami as they got on the ship. "The Atlanteans will never know what hit them once we arrive on our unstoppable sip, the Titanic!"
"I know," said Kaona. "Nothing can go wrong now!"
12 hours later:
"The water tight compartments are over flowing sir!!"
"Quick," yelled Bakura. "To the life boats!"
"I really wish we had put more of those on!" yelled Sakira.
"Quickly!" said Yami Bakura. "Lets jump!"
The remaining 3400 passengers all jumped at once, creating a 2000-foot high tidal wave, which pushed them all to the beaches of Atlantis. They assembled themselves and headed towards the walls of the Forbidden City area of Atlantis. They then came to a hill. Past the hill was a gate with a tinny bunny hopping around it.
"There is said to be a monster that guards the entrance to the heart of Atlantis." Said one of the tomb robbers.
"Well," said Yami. "Where is it? Is it behind the rabbit?"
"No," said Yami Bakura laying on a Scottish accent. "It is the rabbit!"
"I shall take on this rabbit!" said one of the imperial guards.
As soon as he approached the rabbit it pounced, biting and snarling. At long last the guard returned with many large bruises on himself.
"Wait a minute!" yelled Bakura. "What happened to your moustache?"
"He ripped half of it off!" said the guard.
"He ripped off your moustache?" said Sakira, wincing. "That must have hurt!"
"You have no idea, of the pain." Said the guard grimly.
"There is only one thing the can destroy this monster!" said Yami. "Scribe, bring me the Holy Hand Grenade!"
The Pharaoh was handed a golden grenade with an Ankh on top. The Pharaoh then pulled the Ankh out of the grenade, and threw it. BANG! The bunny was nowhere to be found.
The troops continued to move until they reached a bridge. There was a tiny man on the bridge, along with Kaiba.
"It's Kaiba!" yelled Yami Bakura. "If he gets across that bridge he'll be able to get the technology first!"
"Oh don't worry," said Yami. "There's still one important thing he doesn't know."
"What is your name?" asked the small man.
"Seto Kaiba."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the stolen technology."
"What is your favorite color?"
"Green, no yellow. AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Kaiba as he was magically thrown off the bridge into the swirling vortex of impending doom.
Our heroes then approached the bridge.
"I shall be speaking for all of us." Said Yami Bakura.
"Fine." Said the man. "What is your name?"
"Bakura."
"What is your quest?"
"I seek the stolen technology."
"What is your favorite color?"
"Green, but what is your favorite color?"
"Um purple, no pink, AAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!"
The troops then ran across the bridge, to find yet another obstacle.
"We are the knight who say Ni! Ni, ni, ni, ni, ni, ni, ni,."
"Make it stop!" yelled Kaona.
"We will stop if you bring us a shrubbery! Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest, with this herring!" said the knight holding up a fish.
"I don't have time for this!" yelled Yami, blasting them away with the Millennium Puzzle.
"What are you all waiting for," asked Bakura. "Let's go charge Atlantis!"
"Charge!!!"
In the west guard tower of Atlantis, the look out saw something in the distance.
"Oh look," he said. "It's a well organized army of angry Egyptians, how nice..What am I saying!? Sound the alarms!"
But it was too late. The Egyptians had already gotten through, and began either blasting buildings, or killing Atlantean infantry.
Yami Bakura took out a bronze cat statue, and it suddenly came to life in the form of a powerful, 600-pound panther.
"Come on Guewnhyvar," said Yami Bakura, unsheathing his scimitars. "Let's get em!"
All over there was chaos. The Egyptians were easily destroying the city. Their magic and weapons could easily block anything the Atlanteans threw at them.
Sakira cut down the enemy with ease. Unfortunately, she didn't notice the crossbowman right behind her.
"Eh hem." Said the archer. "You're dead Egyptian!"
Just as he was about to fire at her, he was intercepted by 600 pounds of black fur and muscle.
"Nice one." Said Sakira, rubbing the cat between the ears.
Author note: The battle has only just begun! So will Atlantis fall? Who knows?! Who cares?! The lunacy has only just begun!!
