A Slayers Tea Party
By: SakuraNoChi
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Slayers but I wish I did! I will continue this story if I get good feedback ^_^
Valgaav: It is not like your going to get any good feedback…
Me: *Steals Mace-Sama from Filia* (crash boing eep!)
Valgaav: @_@ Oww…
Me & Filia: Serves you right!
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It was a rampage at Filia's house. Diapers were flying everywhere in the child's room, the owner of these diapers just happened to be a baby Valgaav. He had locked his door, afraid that his mother would get angry of the mess he had made. Banging and screaming could be heard from the other side of his door. "VAL-HUNNY OPEN THE DOOR FOR MOMMY PLEASE!" his foster-mother screamed from the outside of his door. Valgaav responded with a "Ha! Mommy stoo-PaD!" Filia just happened to hear that response. She slammed down the door with her mace and took the rebellious boy over her knee and spanked his bare bottom.
"AHH! MOMMY SO EBIL!" the youngster screamed. His mother stared at him with anger in her eyes, and yet she was concerned for the young one. "Val-Hunny…Please don't do that again. It scares mommy." Val stared up at her and responded with "Ske-ree-ew you ma! Diapers suck!" he received another slap on his bottom after that response also. "Val! I want you to tell me who has been teaching you this language. NOW!" the furious Filia yelled. Valgaav began to cry and responded with "A person nwamed Xewos comes at night and he says that the only way you will love me is if I say that stwuff to you mwommy." "Xellos..." Filia mumbled under her breath angrily.
"Hey Valgaav how about we have a party? We can invite Lina and everyone! Including Xellos!" the dragon priestess said sarcastically. "YEH!! PARTAYYYY!" the young ancient dragon yelled. "I MUST GET READY! I GOT TO GET IN MY SPEE-CIAL OUTFIT!" Val ran out of the room and came back in a pink uniform with heart sunglasses. "YEAH! VAL IS PIMPIN!" he screamed. "VALGAAV! DON'T USE THAT WORD!" his foster-mother yelled back. "But Xewos says that good-boys are pimps." The little kid said. "Well tell Xellos he can go die die die!" the woman said with anger. "Xewos told me that good bwoys do this too" he picked up his dirty hand, which was covered in poop from his dirty diapers. And what do you know? The middle finger popped up.
"VAL! INTO YOUR ROOM! NOW!" Filia chased the foul mouth child into his room. Val slammed his door and locked it, again. All you could hear from the other side of the door was weird noises. Filia once again slammed his door down after repairing it from the first time. "Oh my god." The surprised woman said. What she saw before her was Val and he was watching the Teletubbies, the 18+ version. The little boy screamed when he saw his mother standing at the doorway. "This is the newest Tellitubbies video! Xewos bought it for me! He says that Teletubbies even say new phrases! Like UUUUHH UH UH and LALA oO yummy!" he was about to finish with his Teletubbie impressions but his mother slammed her mace on the televison, thus making it explode.
After that incident, Val wasn't aloud to go anywhere without his mother coming with. Filia was afraid something else was going to happen to Val, screwing up his mind even more. "Damn you Xellos, just you wait till our little tea party reunion…" the woman thought.
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So what did you think of my first fanfiction? Reviews our welcome. In the next chapter, Valgaav goes to the dentist to get his teeth cleaned for the big party. But someone is still causing some mischief. ^_^
