A/N: HERE COME THE BLOOPERS!!!!

Marth (sarcastically): Oh joy. I can hardly contain myself.

Link: Aw, come on, guys! Show some enthusiasm!

Roy (sarcastically): Yay.

Link: That's better! ^_^

All right, anyway, what you've all been waiting for. . .

Super Smash League II: BLOOPERS!!!

Setting: Link's Hospital Room

Zelda: The doctor said you're okay now. You can come join us at the party.

Link jumps out of the bed, but gets tangled up in the blankets and falls to the floor.

Link: OOF!!!

Zelda (laughing): Are you okay?

Link: Ow. . . My head. . .

Director: CUT!

Setting: The Party

Fox: Hey, Young Link! Come here and meet your older self!

Young Link approaches, and the twos Links stare at each other for a while, and in the awkward silence, Young Link stalls.

Young Link: . . . I forgot my line!

Director: CUT!!

Setting: Still the Party

Ganondorf is holding up Link by the collar and gets close to his face. REALLY close.

Ganondorf: That's right, elf boy! And now I. . .

Link: Um, Ganondorf?

Ganondorf: What!?

Link: Our noses are touching.

Ganondorf: AHH! NO! (drops Link and wipes his nose)

Link: Hey, it's not my fault! Your nose is as big as a fricken ski ramp!

Ganondorf: NOW I HAVE ELF COOTIES!!

Link: (sweatdrop) Elf cooties?

Ganondorf: YES! AHH!

Director: CUT!! GROW UP, GANONDORF!!

Setting: Briefing Room

The blue beam comes down around Marth. Link screams and jumps to save him, but there's no flash, and Link ends up tackling Marth.

Marth: OW! What the hell!?

Link: Sorry!

Roy: Where's the flash?

Then the flash appeared.

Roy: Oh, there it is. . .

Director: CUT!!!

Setting: Fox's Dorm

Fox hears the knocking. He gets up and pulls out his blaster. But when he opens the door, his blaster misfires. Thank goodness Link and Roy duck in time.

Link: FOX!

Roy: What the hell was that for!?

Fox: Oops. . . I kinda. . . misfired. . . (sweatdrops). . .

Director: CUT!!!!

Setting: Teleporter Room

Link and Roy step into the teleporters.

Fox (whispering): May the force be with you.

All three burst into laughter.

Director: CUT!!!! FOX, DID YOU WATCH STAR WARS AGAIN!?

Fox: Only last night for six straight hours!

Director: Oy. . .

Setting: Final Destination

Giga Bowser: Brothers! Join me in defeating these pathetic wimps!

The Master and Crazy Hand drop down, but land on top of Giga Bowser, nearly squishing him.

Giga Bowser: OW! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!

Link and Roy start laughing.

Director: CUT, DAMMIT!!

Setting: Still Final Destination

Link (weakly): Thanks for coming to help us, Zelda.

Zelda pauses and kisses him and they make out. Roy sees this and gets a little freaked out.

Roy: (sweatdrop) Um. . . . . guys?

Director: ZELDA!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT KISSING!?

Zelda: (pouts) Darn. . . I thought I could actually get away with it this time. . .

Director: WELL, THINK AGAIN! CUT!!

Setting: Still Final Destination

Giga Bowser was about to attack the swordsmen, when. . .

C. Falcon: FALCON-OW!

He tries to kick Giga Bowser, but misses and crashes to the floor.

Zelda: You missed.

C. Falcon: I KNOW THAT!

Director: CUT!! AIM NEXT TIME!!!

Setting: Roy's Hospital Room

Link: Well, there were a few gracious donors. . .

Fox (woozy): HEY! You guys are all okay! That's great!

He staggered in, but Falcon wasn't there behind him, so he fell.

Fox: OUCH!

Marth: Hey, where's Falcon?

A toilet flushes and Falcon comes in.

C. Falcon: Hey, guys!. . . Oh, I missed my cue again, huh?

Link: What is up with you!? You must have major diarria, or something, CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS IN THE FRICKEN BATHROOM WHENEVER WE'RE TRYING TO SHOOT A FRICKEN SCENE, AND YOU MISS YOUR FRICKIN CUE!!!

Fox: You mean I did all that acting for nothing!? Screw this, I'm outta here!

Director: Me too! I'm done with you guys for today!

A/N: And that's it!

Link: Aw, you edited the last one! I said the real "f" word in that one!

Hello! There are kids watching this!

Link (muttering): Yeah, I'll bet. . .

Anyways, here's a few titles to look forward to!

The Mischievous Ghost- SSBM
The Chess Tournament- SSBM
Luigi's Revenge- Mario

I've already written them. I just have to type them. Well, review, peoples!