A Slayers Tea Party
By: SakuraNoChi
Me: Since the first chapter received good reviews, I shall continue.
Valgaav: NO!!!!!
Me: Shut up -_- (turns Valgaav back into a baby)
Valgaav: GooGoo!
Filia and me: KAWAII!!!!
Note// I will try to make this chapter longer then the first. I'm really bad at writing long chapters O_o Sorry if I disappoint you.
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Chapter 2// Everybody Loves CandyIt was a stormy night.
A dark figure loomed in the corner of Valgaav's room. Filia was fast asleep, due to that Valgaav had put a sleeping spell on her. The dark figure walked towards Valgaav and put its gloved hand out. In the demon's hand was a crapload of candy. Valgaav squealed with joy as he put his small hand out to grab the pile of candy. He was too slow though. The dark hand dropped the candy on to the floor. This magical candy just happened to multiply, and before you knew it, the whole room was covered in candy. Filia was nowhere to be seen. Valgaav began to scream in delight and he dove in to the candy. Devouring every piece.
**TWO HOURS LATER**
All of the candy that used to cover the room was gone. All that was left was a Filia who was still asleep, but covered in chocolate wrappers. A Valgaav who was bouncing off the walls singing a new song that "Xewos" taught him which went like this.
My nwame is Valgaav, Foshizzle!
I have a hworn on my head which decwares me horn-ee.
I wike to ride my tike with all my g-dawgs.
Including Gaav, who is a scary muffa fooger!
Even though it didn't rhyme, Valgaav was quite amused with it. About an hour later Filia woke up from the sleeping spell. She found Valgaav flying around in the room. She was about to tell him to come down and ask about the candy wrappers. But she didn't have to because Valgaav flew right into the ceiling fan.
"Val-Hunny…Why are there candy wrappers everywhere?" she asked. "There are cand-DAY wrappers everywhere because Val made confetti for the par-TAY!" Val replied. "That's nice Val but we have to keep to the confetti in a safe spot, so we can surprise everyone, but right now we are late for your dentist appointment!" Filia said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THE DENTIST WILL EAT ME AND CHOP UP MY LIVER AND EAT MY PWOOP!" Val said with fear. "He will not, now hurry up and get in the shower you haven't had a bath in a week!" Filia lectured. Filia carried the kicking Val to the sink since he was too young for the real bath. Valgaav proceeded to scream as Filia washed his hair. "SHAMPOOP SWUCKS!" he yelled. "If you don't smell nice the dentist will eat your liver!" Filia said. Valgaav actually believed this so he let Filia proceed in washing him.
Filia and Valgaav walked outside and transformed into their dragon forms. They flew high in to the sky, but Val just had to start singing his rap. Right in front of his foster-mother too.
My nwame is Valgaav, Foshizzle!
I have a hworn on my head which decwares me horn-ee.
I wike to ride my tike with all my g-dawgs.
Including Gaav, who is a scary muffa fooger!
"Valgaav! Did Xellos teach you that too?!" the enraged dragon screamed. "Yup! And Xewos says that Gaav was a pwimp jwust wike me!" the ancient dragon yelled back. "I don't want you to ever sing that again Valgaav! And stay away from Xellos!" "But Xewos is my teacha!" The foster-mother and the foster-son got in to yet another fight. But before they could say anything else they were at the dentist.
Filia and Valgaav waited in the waiting room, which was a bad thing because Valgaav hated to wait. "I'M HUNGRY! THIS SWUCKS! I WANT A PWONY! THAT LITTLE GWIRL OVER THERE IS SCARING ME! I GOT TO PO—" before Val could finish his sentence a giant fart escaped his tiny bottom. This stopped everything in the building. People walked into the waiting room to see what that sound was. Having no idea it was a deadly fart. A woman walked in to the quiet room where everybody was staring at Valgaav. But the silence went to crying and coughing after they smelled Valgaav's deadly dragon fart. "Were ready for you Val- -*cough* Gaav" the woman said.
Val followed the woman into the scary room. There was metal everywhere, even the chair he sat in scared him. As soon as he sat down he began playing with all the buttons. "Ooooo! What dwoes this dooooo?!" Filia had to wait in the toxic waiting room because the room Valgaav was in was quite small and couldn't fit a lot of people. The woman told Valgaav to wait there, which was a really bad idea because Valgaav doesn't do that good alone. The little dragon-boy again saw the dark figure in the corner, but this time the figure revealed its whole body. It was no other then our favorite demon, Xellos.
Xellos walked up to Valgaav and he said "Hey Val-Kun , how is it going?" Valgaav looked up at Xellos and smiled really big, revealing his disgusting teeth, which were covered in plaque. "I guess its not going that well ne?" Xellos questioned. After that response, Valgaav began to scream "HURRY UP YOU *($^$)@#^ DENTWIST!! I WANT TO GET THE $(#&#$ OUT OF HERE! YOU AINT TWAKING MY LIVER!" The demon was surprised at Valgaav's language and he clapped. Valgaav once again smiled really big. But he closed his mouth once he heard running coming to his room.
**5 MINUTES LATER**
Xellos had already disappeared and his presence was now replaced with dentists. "Open wide Sweetie." The dentist said. The ignorant dragon began to rotate his head constantly. Two more dentists had to come to the small room and hold his head still while the original one finally got Valgaav to open his mouth by holding a chocolate bar up to his face. "Okay Val now if you want this candy bar you hav—OH MY GOD!" the dentist saw Valgaav's teeth and was completely shocked. This was going to be a long appointment.
It took them 6 hours to clean the little dragon's teeth, and the amount of money Filia had to use on Val's teeth was a $750.00. Filia was angry because of Valgaav's actions and his lying to her about the candy wrappers. No one except Valgaav knew about Xellos following him and her home.
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So what did you think? I tried to make this chapter long, so I hope you enjoyed it ^_^
