Act Three: more guests, more issues!

@~@~@~Author notes: Sorry peeps I would have wrote and uploaded this "chapter" sooner if my Boss was a total "dick head" Yup that's right a dick head! He made me work with an total idiot yesterday and I came home with a major headache I couldn't even see clearly. Yet, I should turned what happen yesterday into a Fan fic! That's right a fan fic! So, you all can laugh at the idiot while I get to vent or rant either one would work. Cool idea huh? Oh, well on with the story in which I have no control over. (Sighs and drools over Lord fluffy)~@~@~@

Lord Fluffy: Stop that! (Wipes drool off)

Me: Sorry.

Buttercup and Sailor_happy enters tugging and pulling on Inuyasha. Who doesn't want to come in but all kinds of bugs are coming in speaking of bug.

Hojo: HI I heard you guys are having a party!

Everyone starts screaming, "Kill him!" Kill Him!" as we run around throwing stuff at him. I try to look for my baseball bat as I order Lord Fluffy to use his poison claws to kill the asshole! Vash pulls out that nice little (well big ass) gun and blows Hojo head off. As Inu-tsuki and Aoshi pulls out their swords and start hacking off piece. Lord Fluffy just stand -by watching.

Fluffy: I not touching that thing. However (glance at Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: What the hell are you looking at?

Fluffy: A dirty hybrid that I can't believe have the balls to be in the same room as I!

Inuyasha: Feh. (Mumbles) Leave me along. I don't have time to mess with trash.

Vash: Woo Hoo! Nice pad you got umm Miss or wait Missy!

Miroku: Lady Missy-bee I think I shall enjoy this very much. (Gropes me)

Me: ACK! (Slaps him to the ground) NO ONE TOUCHES BUT FLUFFY!

Inuyasha: Fluffy. (Laughs)

Fluffy: SHUT UP!

Me: Inuyasha don't make funny of Fluffy or else.

Inuyasha: I'll do whatever the hell I want.

Kouga-kun: That's tell him. Mutt-face shut up.

Naraku: I agree shut the hell up Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: You all can kiss my ass. Each and ever one of ya.

Legolas: I feel so out of place. (Sighs)

Inuyasha: Hey it a little blonde elf. (Laughs)

Fluffy: You just notice?

Me: such a dumb ass. Buttercup and Sailor_happy and Inuyasha: HEY WATCH IT!

Leggy's elf: It's alrigth Legolas.

Me: whatever I hate Inuyasha as many people can tell. Fluffy and corn Pops ROCK! (Drool over Fluffy)

Miroku: well we all making friends now aren't we.

Cat_lovers come in with a box of party games. (Thank the stars and ummm stuff)

Cat_lovers: I got the game.

Me: cool thank!

Buttercup: Strip poker, Twister, life, Uno, Monopoly, ect. Nice set.

Cat_lovers: Thanks.

I not really pay attention for I am eating Ramen, drooling over Fluffy, and pouring more Corn pops. Fluffy looks as pissed as after wondering how the hell he got stuck with me.

Me: How yeah I got a song request by umm (damn I forgot) oh yeah that Chingy song. "Right therr"(plays it)

Everyone starts dancing and such. Eating chips, Jell-O, drinking (whatever they want) *winks* (hey there is no drinking age!) Vash is already on his tenth beer.

Me: Tsk. Tsk. Vash you such a drinker.

Vash: YIPPPPPE.

Naraku: I can't stand this Music! Play something else.

Me: Hell nah. I only listen to Rap and Rock. Like White stripes, Good Charlotte, Red-hot chili peppers and a few others. So, shut the hell up!

Naraku goes over and chokes Legolas to death. As Inuyasha has, his first beer and starts giggling like a girl. Miroku is going around flirting around. Kouga-kun is messing around with all my stuff and getting addicted to Ramen too. Oh yeah and Hojo is dead and with down the toilet in pieces of course.

Me: Fluffy bring back the elf.

Fluffy takes out his Tensaiga and bring back Legolas who jumps up and (umm I have no idea cause I have yet to ever see any of the LOTR movies) But he cause much pain to Naraku. Who starts screaming like a bitch but Dyana makes him feel better. As Naraku gets a beer. (To hell, we all start drinking brinks and wine)

Message to younger crowd and Parents: Yes I do support so called under age drinking. Just don't drink too much too fast without people near and like always don't drink and drive cause most likely you'll die! Hey, that rhymed! LOL. Yeah I got a million of them.

Buttercup: we should play a drinking game now! After all, we all are drinking and such.

Me: sure. (Thinks OW it hurts to think) hmm let watch INUYASHA! The Inuyasha drinking Game!

Buttercup: It doesn't come on anymore.

Me: I have DVD'S!

Fluffy: They give any idiot DVDs don't they.

Vash: I don't have DVDS (starts crying and throwing up)

Me: Oh right take that in the bathroom VASH! (Gets a mop or better yet.)

Fluffy: I'm not cleaning up! Especially that mess!

Me: DO IT OR ELSE!

Fluffy: I detest you woman!

Me: Roll over boy!

[FALLS AND ROLL OVER]

Inuyasha and the other males starts cracking up and nearing wetting themselves. As they watch the great Lord of the western lands actually roll over and for someone who is not even half his damn size!

Buttercup: How the hell did you do that to him? (Third beer)

Me: HA, THE GREAT SLEEPER HAS AWAKEN! I'M THE BITCH OF ALL THE BITCHES! (Fifth beers, sixth bowl of corn pops, tenth cup of Ramen, three handfuls of Lay's sour cream n onion)

Buttercup and Sailor Happy: so I guess Kikyo has nothing on you.

Me: DAMN RIGHT! I'll BITCH SLAP INUYASHA!

Inuyasha: This is pissing me off.

Fluffy: (grumbles) She has lost her mind. (Yes, he is off the floor)

Naraku: well you can't be more evil than me I'm the king of evil.

Inuyasha: why haven't I attack you yet? (Sixth beer)

Naraku: Fuck off runt. (Fourth beer)

Legolas: I FOUND THE RING! (Eighth beer) I HAVE THE POWER! (A/n: I have no idea how Legolas is supposed sound or act. Please help me Leggy's elf)

Aoshi: You don't have any idea who I am do you missy?

Me: Nope I do not I had looked at Kenshin for a while but then YYH took over when I was trying to figure it all out. For you see I haven't looked at Toonime in a while since I work and crap so I wouldn't know. I didn't know YYH was on toonimi I'm hella pissed off. Why am I holding Inuyasha's DVD'S in my hand? (Forgot but I have had a lot of beers, slips of wine, Corn pops, Ramen, and Lay's)

Fluffy: You can't even stand up right! Stop with the Corn POPS! 'How I wish I could kill them all and leave this mad house'

Me: (Wobbling.) Direct me to the damn DVD player!

Fluffy: (slips wine) I think everyone had enough beer and wine to last a while. So I advise that there be no drinking games and we all just leave. So please do us all a huge favor and end the damn chapter and party.

Me: Hell no! It shall never end! I, Lady Missy-Bee shall never let it end.

VASH: WOO HOO THE NEVER ENDING PARTY!!! (Down a whole can of beer)

Inuyasha: ah hell nah! Please someone make her stop. (Mumbles) stop messing with my ears women! (Slips some more beer) (Mumbles) STOP IT!

Buttercup and Sailor_happy are too busy tweaking Inuyasha's ears too care about anything. As the rest or doing whatever talking in such yet Vash and Miroku has quickly made friends and have down a whole two 40 ounces of beer and talking loudly about nothing. I'm too drunk to even think or do much as I lay and drool on Lord Fluffy!

Fluffy: STOP DROOLING ON ME!

Me: don't make me say it. (Slurring now of course)

Fluffy: Why was I born?

Inuyasha: (in a quite voice) To be an asshole. Now follow the light. Come into the light.

Fluffy finishes his glass of wine looking as aristocratic as ever pretending that he didn't hear inuyasha. Then as we all least expected. (Well we kinda did)

[BAM]

Inuyasha body is knocked too the ground as Buttercup and Sailor_Happy starts screaming in Fluffy face. Telling him, he sucks and should be a better brother to Inuyasha. I myself is too loaded on everything to give a damn just don't fuck with my CD's, DVD'S, Corn pops, and Mangas and I don't care. Fluffy tells them to shut the hell up and gives another bottle of wine. I pop in a DVD.

Me: ah yes the first time we see FLUFFY! (Whoa, it hurts to scream.) Hey, wait actually the screen is fuzzy. (Sweat drop)

Vash: and they say I drink too much.

Me: hey now I know why I suck at throwing my parties! (Downs a can of bud)

Fluffy: cause you suck at everything! (Slips at wine)

Me: ROLL OVER Fluffy! OW DAMN STOP MAKING ME SCREAM! (Anime swirls are seen around where my eyes used to be) dizzy so damn dizzy.

[Crashes and rolls over]

Fluffy: And thus, I am pissed. END THE CHAPTER YOU DRUNKEN BITCH!

ME: NO! Ow! (Rub temples) I'll never end it unless Hojo comes back from the dead!

Hojo: You called. AM I invites now! CAN I BRING KAGOME?

We thus all began screaming well not Naraku, Inuyasha, Kouga-kun, and Fluffy. Legolas gets a battle-axe and our two sword peeps take out (duh) swords and start hacking away at Hojo stupid body and we burn his stupid body outside in a dumpster. Naraku sighs as he slips a beer thinking of all the evil he will do tonight and forevermore. Inuyasha watches me pig out on some more Ramen wishes and hoping I would share with him. But every time he gets to close, I yell sit.

Me: Please note I still have the same powers as when I was the host of who wants to be a millionaire so don't fuck with me Inuyasha or Fluffy. I kill you and bring you back with the Tensaiga! You know it's better than your piece of crap!

Fluffy and Inuyasha: No it's not!

Me: Yes it is!

Fluffy: Just end the chapter okay. Now you not making any sense at all.

Inuyasha: My Tessiaga can beat the hell out Lord Fluffy!

Me: SIT AND ROLL OVER BOYS! (My head tweaking or eyes I can't tell)

[Two crashes and loud swearing are heard]

Me: finishes

Buttercup: why do you abuse Inuyasha! He's mine!

Sailor_happy: Hell nah he mine!

A tug o war effects happens as Inuyasha is swearing and grumbling about how dumb females are and how we should all die.

Kouga-Kun: shut up! Mutt face!

Naraku: (sighs) I'll end this. (Blast both girls and Inuyasha)

Me: OHM you killed my friend and one of my reviews. YOU BASTARD!

Sesshomaur goes over and slashes Naraku throat and starts cussing him out. Miroku and Vash are shock as well as everyone else as Naraku begins to die.

Dyana: Missy bring Naraku back please.

Missy: Fluffy!

Fluffy: I'm not bring no one back. I don't care what you do to me. Now ones kills my brother but me!

Me: That sword is a piece of crap get over it! Fuck the tessiaga! Your sword better cause you can going around and tortured people only to bring them back and do it all over again. Plus you can never ever die! So, leave that punk ass Inuyasha alone. Fuck what your father did! He fell for a human whore anyway!

Fluffy: hmm. I never thought about that way. (Brings back everyone and goes outside)

Me: hey where all you going!? You know you can't go far! Or you'll be shocked!

In addition the rosary that I put on Fluffy, he also gets shocked if he tries to leave and go back home. Which is in deed very painful and knocks him out and I am force to drag him back in the house. 'Man, I wish stuff like this was real' Ah, my evilness and power I use to be thus so

Naraku: okay so I don't have anything on you.

Miroku: I'm scared hold me.

Vash: what going on?

Legolas: I have no idea.

Aoshi: neither do I but hey new music and beer can't good wrong.

Vash: and there, pretty girls everywhere! Let's gets naked! Don't be shy!

Miroku: yeah I might get one to bear me child.

(Angry and evil glares plus slaps)

Miroku and Vash: ah the pain of women.

Naraku: why am I here. I should be out collecting shards and being evil. (Starts plotting)

Inuyasha: I'm collecting shard bastard. First, you steal my love and now you're stealing my lines! Fuck you ya dried up tampon!

Koga-kun: WHOA TMI!! I can't believe Kagome puts up with a mutt-face like you!

Fluffy: I have an idea. Too bad someone killed Jaken. (Growls at me)

Me: Okay I shall end the chapter. I'm too damn sleepy and drunk anyway.

@~@~@~Author notes: well actually, I ending it cause it's dinnertime and I'm off to bed. I hate my new shift and I hate my boss and I hate that idiot I'm forced to work with. See ya all tomorrow or the day after that. Yes the guy I work with it worst than Hojo a million times more! (Growls) ~@~@~@~

Fluffy: sucks to be you!

Me: SHUT UP!

Cat_lovers: are we going to play games or what?

Me: Yup in the next chapter! Fluffy: Oh NO!

Inuyasha: I hate party games!

Naraku: Party games?

Me: (falls over anime style) Of all the games you come with to play with people emotions, you don't know what a game is?

Dyana: I don't Naraku party much.

Naraku: (smirks and glare at Inuyasha) expect with KIKYO!

Inuyasha: You bastard! (Starts to attack him)

Kouga-kun: This is a funny party! Inuyasha fights like a bitch!

Me: Hey! (Stomach growls) Okay really see you next chapter.

Fluffy: please don't bother!

Me: shut up! Please leave some reviews with idea. (Blushes) oh yeah Cat_lovers tell me how you play strip poker cause me and my friends do it well in hella different ways. (Sighs) Actually we're always too drunk to fucking remember any of it anyways.

Vash: Love and Peace! (Keeps this up for about five minutes and passes out)

ME: watch the movies I be back. some day soon.