Act four: Damn doorbell, Hojo, and drunken gunmen!
Lord Fluffy: That's a worthless title.
Me: SHUT UP! And let me do my notes first!
Lord Fluffy: I'm getting sick of you drunken commands!
Me: Roll over and shut up boy!
[Crashes and rolls over.]
On with the notes.
@~@~@~@~ Author notes: Hey again. After a short nap and what six hours at the job with an asshole that is much worst than Hojo. You know the one from a couple of days ago and such. (Yup I still working with that idiot) Anyway, I wish to thank you all for the info, ideas, profiles, and such. I found out a lot about Legolas and Aoshi. Oh, don't mind me I just woke up from a long nap so yeah excuse all grammar errors and such. I shall fixed the ones I made in the pervious chapter or act soon. Also, I'm typing with one hand cause I'm eating what else Corn pops! (Laughs) ahem anyway on with the party. ~@~@~
Lord Fluffy: stop with the Corn Pops.
Me: make me! NAH! (Sticks tongue out with is full of chewed Corn pops)
Lord Fluffy: I detest you woman. (Walks outside again)
Me: hey get back here. I'm not done with you.
Lord Fluffy: Pick on someone else.
Buttercup: The drinking game!
Catlovers: yeah we supposed to play games.
[Doorbell rings]
Inuyasha: what the hell is that noise!
Me: you wouldn't understand if I explained it.
Buttercup and Sailor Happy: YES HE WOULD!
Me: whatever. Tell him yourselves then.
So, while Buttercup and Sailor Happy explain what a doorbell is to Inuyasha the others wonder who was at the door as I stumbled to get the door. Only to find that it was Vixen, another reviewer and her date Spike from Cowboy bebop. (A/n: Spike was the first anime guy that I used to drool over till Fluffy came along. Plus Spike got killed at the end of the show) Running behind them is Yuka who was supposed to be Catlovers guest but got lost. (A/n: My house is on a dead end street and everyone always gets lost when trying to come over. *sighs*)
Vixen: Howdy! Look, I got Spike. I bought back from *blushes* that sad ending.
Spike: Yo. (Has no idea what going on but smells beer and other great stuff.)
Yuka: I didn't know this was a costume party. (Looks at Naraku and Fluffy)
Me: This isn't. Though I had thought about it. (Thinks of all the wonderful things I could have dressed Fluffy in.)
Spike is already drinking with Miroku, Vash, Kouga and Legolas. Who already quite drunk though Legolas seem to be coming in and out of it. Naraku hovering around the corner trying to avoided everyone and still wondering how he got here and what could he do to mess it all up. Sailor Happy and Vixen have gone back into playing tug o war with Inuyasha nearly ripping his kimono off. Aoshi and Fluffy seemed to be making friends with each other since they both are cold hearted and quite mean.
[Doorbell]
Inuyasha: can I get the door! (Struggling out of Happy and Buttercup's hold.)
Me: No that's my job.
I get the door only to come face to face with Hojo again!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yuka: Wow umm Hojo you look different. That's a new kind of tan.
Hojo half dead and half alive charred body crawls back into my living room! : (As I began to freak out yet again and grab my baseball bat and start hitting him. Much to everyone but Yuka's enjoyment. Fluffy comments on what a stupid hanyou I am as I tell him to roll over as he crashes and does just that. Inuyasha wants to laugh but can't really breath as his lungs are being crushed by Buttercup and Sailor happy death hugs. Legolas looks like he is sleeping by with his eyes open, which Miroku find creepy. Vash and the other drunk guys are screaming as well. It is clear that Fluffy is actually bring back with the Tenseiga! As I whack Hojo head off and kick it like a soccer ball and throw his stupid body across the street in my neighbor yard where they keep two hungry pit bulls.
Spike: And they said I was violent and reckless.
Naraku: It only gets worst. Trust me.
Me: shut up Naraku.
Fluffy: That is actually the only thing I enjoy is seeing that human destroyed again and again.
Aoshi: It is very amusing isn't it?
Vash: Hey you have a gun. Look, I have a gun too. (Pointing to Miroku but really talking to Spike)
Miroku: I don't have a gun. What's a gun?
Spike: I think he talking to me. (Not pointing to himself but to wall near Naraku and Dyana who has gone back in messing with him.)
Vash: can a see it huh, huh, huh. (Sounding like a little kid in a toy store)
Spike: Okay but let me see yours.
Fluffy: woman stop drooling on me can't you see what is about to happen?
[Shots are fired]
Miroku: Oh no Legolas!
Me: OMG! You two shot the elf! Not just any elf the prince of elf. I wanted some of his sweet wine. Reckless gunmen.
Vash and Spike: Opps. Sorry.
Leggy's elf chick: He's not dead. Just getting over another hangover.
Dyana: The unbeatable elf.
Naraku: I could take him.
Legolas: Not quite foolish hanyou. I just stop the bullets with my long knives. Quite easy a worthless hanyou like yourself could do it.
Naraku: HEY, WHO TOLD YOU THAT! THAT'S A LIE I'M A FULL FLEDGE DEMON! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT INSULT!
Me: Okay time to play. Could you two please let Inuyasha breath just once?
Fluffy, Buttercup, and Sailor Happy: No.
Me: Fluffy, I'm not talking to you am I?
Fluffy: does it look like I care?
Me: I dunno know how about if I say the two phase that will make you crash and roll around the room? I bet I can say it faster than Inuyasha can eat Ramen and stop bringing that disgusting Hojo back to life I'm growing tired of killing him.
Dyana: Really the sword isn't working in the appearance area he still look like a monster.
Buttercup: I know hmm.
Vixen: How could you tell?
Me: @_@ (LMAO)
Yuka: you people are pretty mean to him. Hojo is a nice guy he always asking to go on a date with Kagome. Jez give him a chance people.
Inuyasha: (cough) no (coughs) he's (cough) a (coughs) fag.
That last reply was enough to make even Fluffy and Naraku crack up into a smile and a quiet chuckle. No, none of us like Hojo but Yuka. Who was not quiet getting the fact that she was in a room filled with demon, hanyous, human, elves, gunmen, swordsmen and swordswomen, though most were drunk out their mind but still hated Hojo a lot.
Me: okay the game we are going to play next is..
[Doorbell]
Inuyasha: can't I get it please! (Trying to get out Buttercup and Sailor Happy's death grip)
Everyone but him of course: NO!
Me: wait a minute!
I opened the door to see Artemis (sp?) from Sailor Moon. Shocked at first the little white fur ball shyly comes in.
Me: Ummm okay who are you here with?
Artemis: Huh?
Inuyasha: A talking cat! I'm killing it! (starts growling)
Everyone looks at Inuyasha with a death lock look on him. Inuyasha quickly mumbles death threats to everyone and then shutting up.
Me: Okay so why are you here for the party or what?
Artemis: Umm no I was here in regards of this newspaper ad. (holds it up with his paw) It said that you and your fiancée (sp?) where looking for a full time babysitter. Since of course, I'm out of a job and Luna has divorce me, my daughter hates me, and I have no home.
Fluffy: Fiancée!? What the hell? Don't start rumors Hanyou!
Me: Roll over Fluffy! (sound of Fluffy hitting the floor) Come down into my office ah better yet, you ever played Twister?
Artemis: yeah.
Me: Goodie, now here I'll set it and you be the spinner guy or cat.
Fluffy: (Sneezes) I don't think this is a good idea. (Sneezes)
Naraku: (Sneezes) I don't play games.
Dyana: Yes you do.
Catlovers: Finally a game.
Me: Yup. (Looking over at Naraku and Fluffy with a questioning look)
I set up the twister game mat and toss over the spinner near Artemis. This should be fun since more than half of us are drunk. Also, I secretly hit the heater thermostat thingy, which will start to heat things up in more ways than one.
Me: everyone playing right?
Inuyasha: No
Fluffy: No! I don't like this game it gives me bad memories.
Naraku: I'm a great demon and great demon don't play silly human or hanyou games.
Legolas: But you are a hanyou.
Me: (snickers) Busted! (Pops in the DVD where even Kikyo admits it) See you are!
Inuyasha: So you're a hanyou! That's explains a lot. That's going to make it easier to kill you.
Fluffy: I surrounded by a bunch of worthless humans and hanyous! (Rubbing his temples)
Yuka: Is this some kind of game you guys play? Can I be a demon too!
[Crashes]
Everyone fall over anime style with big sweat drops forming on the side of their heads. Fluffy looks like he is about to use his demon sword to kill the stupid clueless girl. As I get up rubbing my temples explaining the game to Artemis who looks equally clueless.
Me: okay this is the end of the chapter! (Rubbing temples)
Fluffy: YES!
Aoshi: can I leave?
Inu-Tsuki: No.
Inuyasha: Can I breath just once?
Buttercup and Sailor Happy: No.
Fluffy: Stop touching my tail hanyou.
Me: Sorry. (Giggles) wait a minute, No!
Yuka: can I be a hanyou then?
[Crashes]
Again, everyone falls over anime style as we wonder where we let anyone from Kagome School come into the door.
Inuyasha: she leaves me for this?
Buttercup and Sailor Happy: We won't leave you ever Inuyasha! (Tweaks his ears)
[Faints]
Miroku: YIPPEE, LETS PLAY A GAME! (Banging his head on the table)
[Guns shots]
Me: Stop shooting! You two messing up my walls!
Vash and Spike: Sorry. (Laughing out loud] Look, we made a picture.
Me: And they say I drink too much. (Shakes head) leave reviews. I'll post up another chapter once f.f.net stop acting like a beka! Whew, seven pages typed! (Does the happy lap dance on Fluffy.)
Fluffy: Get off me with that!
Buttercup and Sailor happy: Let's give him mouth to mouth!
Inuyasha: I'm UP!
Naraku: I hate my life.
Kouga: WEEEEEEE! I'm king of the world!
Me: @_@ JEZ!
Fluffy: This is all your fault!
Me: Does it look like a care?
Lord Fluffy: That's a worthless title.
Me: SHUT UP! And let me do my notes first!
Lord Fluffy: I'm getting sick of you drunken commands!
Me: Roll over and shut up boy!
[Crashes and rolls over.]
On with the notes.
@~@~@~@~ Author notes: Hey again. After a short nap and what six hours at the job with an asshole that is much worst than Hojo. You know the one from a couple of days ago and such. (Yup I still working with that idiot) Anyway, I wish to thank you all for the info, ideas, profiles, and such. I found out a lot about Legolas and Aoshi. Oh, don't mind me I just woke up from a long nap so yeah excuse all grammar errors and such. I shall fixed the ones I made in the pervious chapter or act soon. Also, I'm typing with one hand cause I'm eating what else Corn pops! (Laughs) ahem anyway on with the party. ~@~@~
Lord Fluffy: stop with the Corn Pops.
Me: make me! NAH! (Sticks tongue out with is full of chewed Corn pops)
Lord Fluffy: I detest you woman. (Walks outside again)
Me: hey get back here. I'm not done with you.
Lord Fluffy: Pick on someone else.
Buttercup: The drinking game!
Catlovers: yeah we supposed to play games.
[Doorbell rings]
Inuyasha: what the hell is that noise!
Me: you wouldn't understand if I explained it.
Buttercup and Sailor Happy: YES HE WOULD!
Me: whatever. Tell him yourselves then.
So, while Buttercup and Sailor Happy explain what a doorbell is to Inuyasha the others wonder who was at the door as I stumbled to get the door. Only to find that it was Vixen, another reviewer and her date Spike from Cowboy bebop. (A/n: Spike was the first anime guy that I used to drool over till Fluffy came along. Plus Spike got killed at the end of the show) Running behind them is Yuka who was supposed to be Catlovers guest but got lost. (A/n: My house is on a dead end street and everyone always gets lost when trying to come over. *sighs*)
Vixen: Howdy! Look, I got Spike. I bought back from *blushes* that sad ending.
Spike: Yo. (Has no idea what going on but smells beer and other great stuff.)
Yuka: I didn't know this was a costume party. (Looks at Naraku and Fluffy)
Me: This isn't. Though I had thought about it. (Thinks of all the wonderful things I could have dressed Fluffy in.)
Spike is already drinking with Miroku, Vash, Kouga and Legolas. Who already quite drunk though Legolas seem to be coming in and out of it. Naraku hovering around the corner trying to avoided everyone and still wondering how he got here and what could he do to mess it all up. Sailor Happy and Vixen have gone back into playing tug o war with Inuyasha nearly ripping his kimono off. Aoshi and Fluffy seemed to be making friends with each other since they both are cold hearted and quite mean.
[Doorbell]
Inuyasha: can I get the door! (Struggling out of Happy and Buttercup's hold.)
Me: No that's my job.
I get the door only to come face to face with Hojo again!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yuka: Wow umm Hojo you look different. That's a new kind of tan.
Hojo half dead and half alive charred body crawls back into my living room! : (As I began to freak out yet again and grab my baseball bat and start hitting him. Much to everyone but Yuka's enjoyment. Fluffy comments on what a stupid hanyou I am as I tell him to roll over as he crashes and does just that. Inuyasha wants to laugh but can't really breath as his lungs are being crushed by Buttercup and Sailor happy death hugs. Legolas looks like he is sleeping by with his eyes open, which Miroku find creepy. Vash and the other drunk guys are screaming as well. It is clear that Fluffy is actually bring back with the Tenseiga! As I whack Hojo head off and kick it like a soccer ball and throw his stupid body across the street in my neighbor yard where they keep two hungry pit bulls.
Spike: And they said I was violent and reckless.
Naraku: It only gets worst. Trust me.
Me: shut up Naraku.
Fluffy: That is actually the only thing I enjoy is seeing that human destroyed again and again.
Aoshi: It is very amusing isn't it?
Vash: Hey you have a gun. Look, I have a gun too. (Pointing to Miroku but really talking to Spike)
Miroku: I don't have a gun. What's a gun?
Spike: I think he talking to me. (Not pointing to himself but to wall near Naraku and Dyana who has gone back in messing with him.)
Vash: can a see it huh, huh, huh. (Sounding like a little kid in a toy store)
Spike: Okay but let me see yours.
Fluffy: woman stop drooling on me can't you see what is about to happen?
[Shots are fired]
Miroku: Oh no Legolas!
Me: OMG! You two shot the elf! Not just any elf the prince of elf. I wanted some of his sweet wine. Reckless gunmen.
Vash and Spike: Opps. Sorry.
Leggy's elf chick: He's not dead. Just getting over another hangover.
Dyana: The unbeatable elf.
Naraku: I could take him.
Legolas: Not quite foolish hanyou. I just stop the bullets with my long knives. Quite easy a worthless hanyou like yourself could do it.
Naraku: HEY, WHO TOLD YOU THAT! THAT'S A LIE I'M A FULL FLEDGE DEMON! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT INSULT!
Me: Okay time to play. Could you two please let Inuyasha breath just once?
Fluffy, Buttercup, and Sailor Happy: No.
Me: Fluffy, I'm not talking to you am I?
Fluffy: does it look like I care?
Me: I dunno know how about if I say the two phase that will make you crash and roll around the room? I bet I can say it faster than Inuyasha can eat Ramen and stop bringing that disgusting Hojo back to life I'm growing tired of killing him.
Dyana: Really the sword isn't working in the appearance area he still look like a monster.
Buttercup: I know hmm.
Vixen: How could you tell?
Me: @_@ (LMAO)
Yuka: you people are pretty mean to him. Hojo is a nice guy he always asking to go on a date with Kagome. Jez give him a chance people.
Inuyasha: (cough) no (coughs) he's (cough) a (coughs) fag.
That last reply was enough to make even Fluffy and Naraku crack up into a smile and a quiet chuckle. No, none of us like Hojo but Yuka. Who was not quiet getting the fact that she was in a room filled with demon, hanyous, human, elves, gunmen, swordsmen and swordswomen, though most were drunk out their mind but still hated Hojo a lot.
Me: okay the game we are going to play next is..
[Doorbell]
Inuyasha: can't I get it please! (Trying to get out Buttercup and Sailor Happy's death grip)
Everyone but him of course: NO!
Me: wait a minute!
I opened the door to see Artemis (sp?) from Sailor Moon. Shocked at first the little white fur ball shyly comes in.
Me: Ummm okay who are you here with?
Artemis: Huh?
Inuyasha: A talking cat! I'm killing it! (starts growling)
Everyone looks at Inuyasha with a death lock look on him. Inuyasha quickly mumbles death threats to everyone and then shutting up.
Me: Okay so why are you here for the party or what?
Artemis: Umm no I was here in regards of this newspaper ad. (holds it up with his paw) It said that you and your fiancée (sp?) where looking for a full time babysitter. Since of course, I'm out of a job and Luna has divorce me, my daughter hates me, and I have no home.
Fluffy: Fiancée!? What the hell? Don't start rumors Hanyou!
Me: Roll over Fluffy! (sound of Fluffy hitting the floor) Come down into my office ah better yet, you ever played Twister?
Artemis: yeah.
Me: Goodie, now here I'll set it and you be the spinner guy or cat.
Fluffy: (Sneezes) I don't think this is a good idea. (Sneezes)
Naraku: (Sneezes) I don't play games.
Dyana: Yes you do.
Catlovers: Finally a game.
Me: Yup. (Looking over at Naraku and Fluffy with a questioning look)
I set up the twister game mat and toss over the spinner near Artemis. This should be fun since more than half of us are drunk. Also, I secretly hit the heater thermostat thingy, which will start to heat things up in more ways than one.
Me: everyone playing right?
Inuyasha: No
Fluffy: No! I don't like this game it gives me bad memories.
Naraku: I'm a great demon and great demon don't play silly human or hanyou games.
Legolas: But you are a hanyou.
Me: (snickers) Busted! (Pops in the DVD where even Kikyo admits it) See you are!
Inuyasha: So you're a hanyou! That's explains a lot. That's going to make it easier to kill you.
Fluffy: I surrounded by a bunch of worthless humans and hanyous! (Rubbing his temples)
Yuka: Is this some kind of game you guys play? Can I be a demon too!
[Crashes]
Everyone fall over anime style with big sweat drops forming on the side of their heads. Fluffy looks like he is about to use his demon sword to kill the stupid clueless girl. As I get up rubbing my temples explaining the game to Artemis who looks equally clueless.
Me: okay this is the end of the chapter! (Rubbing temples)
Fluffy: YES!
Aoshi: can I leave?
Inu-Tsuki: No.
Inuyasha: Can I breath just once?
Buttercup and Sailor Happy: No.
Fluffy: Stop touching my tail hanyou.
Me: Sorry. (Giggles) wait a minute, No!
Yuka: can I be a hanyou then?
[Crashes]
Again, everyone falls over anime style as we wonder where we let anyone from Kagome School come into the door.
Inuyasha: she leaves me for this?
Buttercup and Sailor Happy: We won't leave you ever Inuyasha! (Tweaks his ears)
[Faints]
Miroku: YIPPEE, LETS PLAY A GAME! (Banging his head on the table)
[Guns shots]
Me: Stop shooting! You two messing up my walls!
Vash and Spike: Sorry. (Laughing out loud] Look, we made a picture.
Me: And they say I drink too much. (Shakes head) leave reviews. I'll post up another chapter once f.f.net stop acting like a beka! Whew, seven pages typed! (Does the happy lap dance on Fluffy.)
Fluffy: Get off me with that!
Buttercup and Sailor happy: Let's give him mouth to mouth!
Inuyasha: I'm UP!
Naraku: I hate my life.
Kouga: WEEEEEEE! I'm king of the world!
Me: @_@ JEZ!
Fluffy: This is all your fault!
Me: Does it look like a care?
