Act five: The hottest game of twister.

@~@~@~@~Author notes: Okay so FF.net has stop being a Baka for one and I can happily post stuff again. Which is cool cause I'm over all writers block now. Also if this comes out in those weird little encoded things with the tm stuff. I found a way to fix it. You right click the mouse go down to encoding and then hit Unicode also I found out I can just repost it but that's a pain. Here the story. ~@~@~@~@

Fluffy: Are done now? Also you should you had a errors in the act before this.

Me: Shut up. (Mumbles) I will then. Baka!

Fluffy: I have a feeling I'm not going to like this at all. (Rub temples)

Me: *giggles* Ya think? 'I going get you back for that last comment'

Inuyasha: I wish I could breath.

Buttercup: I wish I could take you home.

Vixen: Over my dead body Baka!

Me: Okay Artemis spin the spinner and let's begin!

Yuka: What are we playing again?

Me: Twister so everyone take off your shoes or whatnot.

Everyone takes off their shoes well expect Inuyasha who never wears any. As I pull the mat out more. The drunken gunmen and Miroku struggle to get up after that as finally Inuyasha get to catch his breath as Sailor_happy helps out Vash and Miroku.

Inuyasha: It smell like corn in here now.

Me: My feet smell like baby powder!

Fluffy: and we all care because?

Me: shut up. Spin it Artemis. Fluffy you're going first.

Fluffy: No I am not.

Me: You sure about that?

Fluffy: I hate you.

Me: does it look like I care?

Vixen: your worst than Spike and Faye. Good thing I got him outta that.

Spike: I never like her.

Artemis: They remind me of Raye and Serena. They make a good wife and husband though.

Fluffy: Watch your tongue you white fleabag! I the lord of the western will never.

Me: Spin the win!

Fluffy: How dare you cut..

Me: Roll over Fluffy! Artemis spin it now!

Artemis: Okay.

Artemis: (spins) Okay right hand on blue.

Me: Fluffy get down on the mat.

[Twenty minutes later.]

Naraku: I knew I hate this. (Right hand on green, left foot on blue)

Fluffy: Get you out me face like that! (Left foot on green, right hand on yellow)

Me: you know I have a cute butt! (Left foot on green and right foot on blue)

Miroku: I never thought I be on top of so many girls. (Just enjoying this too much)

Vash: This game is fun. (Winks at Miroku.)

[Smack! though they don't fall down]

Spike: is it me or is it getting hot in here?

Naraku: all these stupid human on here. Don't you human brush your teeth?

Dyana: shut up monkey man.

Naraku: worthless hanyou all in my face.

Me: Like you?

Fluffy: Can we please stop this now. (Inuyasha who been right next to him is now under him)

Me: why? You seemed to be so close to your brother.

Fluffy: (looks at Inuyasha out the corner of his eye) I detest this game.

Inuyasha: why can't I breath. (Left hand on blue, right hand on green)

Yuka: Wow Inuyasha you seem to be a magnet everyone smashing you huh?

Me: I'm surprise he didn't say it yet. (Right hand blue dot)

Legolas: Hmm this is a hard game for those us on the elf side.

Fluffy: That pun wasn't necessary.

Me: yeah it was.

Vash: It is getting hot.

Me: hmm only one thing to do then.

Fluffy: End this chapter and have another writer block attack??? For the world will be grateful.

Me: actually Fluffy butt I was going to put another song.

Inuyasha: Fluffy butt. (Laugh)

Fluffy: as soon as this is over, I will kill you.

Inuyasha: sure.

Kouga: Lets all kill him.

Sailor_happy: You all forget I am a sailor scout I won't let you hurt my hanyou.

Buttercup: Don't make me hurt you. Go back to Miroku. Give me back my hanyou.

Me: if you fall you lose.

Fluffy: is that so.

Inuyasha: you fall on me and I'll kill you.

Yuka: You two are such a good brother. I can tell you love each very much.

Fluffy and Inuyasha: WHAT!

Miroku: (laughs) only cause Sesshomaru trapped here. Buttercup: and out of character.

Inuyasha: feh, whatever.

Fluffy: end this game.

Me: your cute when you have that deadly look in your eyes.

Spike: Someone turn on the AC!

Legolas: It is getting pretty darn hot.

Aoshi: Perhaps is why they call it the hot spot.

Catlovers: hmm I think my back is about to break.

Leggy's elf: yeah my back is killing me.

Me: quit grumbling. Fall if you don't want to play. Then I win.

Buttercup: Inuyasha and Miroku holding most of us up.

Sailor_happy: Their so strong. (Happy)

Miroku: My back. (Whimpers)

Inuyasha: I'm starting to smell stuff I don't like.

Kouga: I wonder why.

Inuyasha: damn you Kouga.

Inu-Tsuki: (laughing) this is funny.

Spike: Can't breath. This is stupid.

Vash: why don't girls wear skirts?

(Smack)

Me: Yuka wearing one but stop being a perve.

Yuka: Hey you didn't have to tell him that!

Me: yes I did.

Fluffy: Will you end this chapter wench!

Me: (without thinking.) Roll over boy!

As Fluffy crashes and fall on Inuyasha, which cause domino effect as, everyone falls. Much to Vash and Miroku glee which both their hand freely grope everyone within their crushed reached. A slight smile crosses Fluffy's lips.

Me: I'm glad you happy down get off me!

Fluffy: End the chapter!

Inuyasha: Get off my back!!!!

Fluffy: Unless you can all throw me off I refuse to get you worthless pile of demons, humans and hanyous.

Everyone on the bottom: Get off now!

Fluffy: as soon as you end the chapter.

Me: damn you Sesshomaru! (Whimpers) my poor back.

Spike: O_O too hot.

Miroku: O_O.

Me: fine I get in. I have to work on other stories anyway.

Fluffy: perfect.

Inuyasha: @_@

Artemis: I'm glad I am not in this.

Me: END THE CHAPTER ARTEMIS.

Artemis: okay. Umm this the end so leave a review.

Me: [faints]

Fluffy: Looks like I win this round.

Vash: Love and Backpain! (Crack)