Act six: The return of Hojo in drag!
@~@~@~@~Author notes: Hey everyone sorry but I been sick for the longest time, then after that. I had an endless amount of work (stock shift) at my job. I hate stocking. It sucks! Well anyway, he is the long awaited act/chapter six! ~@~@~@
Fluffy: Long awaited my.
Me: shut your mouth.
Fluffy: Well I won the game so I get to leave after this. You said winner gets whatever they want and I what out of this hellhole.
Me: Too bad Fluffy but you cheated and beside I'll never let you go! (Hugs him) So cute and Fluffy.
Fluffy: Stupid fan crazed girls! 'There one in every inch of the web'
Vash: At least you have some.
Spike: anyone got a light. I need to smoke.
Buttercup: Smoking bad for the lungs.
Spike: So?
Naraku: Hmm this era has a lot of harmful things. I might be incline to bring a few back to feudal Japan.
Inuyasha: The hell you will Naraku!
Kouga: You can't stop him mutt face.
Fluffy: What's the point of this chapter?
Me: (stop drooling all over him) Oh yeah! Time to play Truth or dare! Starring me and Fluffy-Butt!
Fluffy: Stop calling me that! Stupid girls always disgracing me with these lowly pet names!
Yuka: so can I be a demon now? I want Inuyasha's ears but Fluffy' hair.
Naraku: I have a better game let's play Jason VS Freddy. I'll be Jason; Inuyasha can be Freddy. So, I'll need an axe.
{Sweat drops and worried looks]
Me: Umm how about no and hell no! Jason still give my nightmares!
Miroku: You can bear my child Yuka! (Hugs her)
[Smack]
Yuka: Your too creepy for me sorry playboy.
Vash: How about me?
Spike: or me?
Sailor_Happy: Ahem. Back off.
Vixen: for real spike you're here with me.
Me: Anyway. We all played truth or dare before right?
Inuyasha: No
Vash: no.
Naraku: I don't want to play. So, who cares unless I get an axe? I want to be an axe murderer! (Smirking evilly at Inuyasha and Kouga) Such fine fur coat I could get and throw rugs. Ah, throw rugs.
Fluffy: You mean fleas' bitten rugs. Inuyasha has loads of them. I wouldn't put that mangy wolf on me if I were you gods knows when he ever bathe. (Flicks hair.)
Kouga and Inuyasha: Screw you Fluffy butt! (Start scratching)
[Doorbell]
Me: YAY it the doorbell! More guests YAY! Just what we all needed! (Runs and gets it)
Hojo: Hello everyone! (Dressed in drag)
Me: (in shock)
Miroku: EW!
Catlovers: well I lost my appetite for good.
Legolas: Why won't he just die? Well it a she now.
Yuka: where did you get that red dress and heels!?
Inuyasha: I'm getting a new outfit!
Vixen: I think I going to get glasses after this.
Fluffy: I didn't bring him back!
Leggy's elf: Their no way to get rid of him!
Aoshi: Well I'm not getting rid of him.
Inu-tsuki: I'm not touching that thing anymore.
Hojo: I have a song to sing!
Kouga: Gods spare us.
Me: umm we're not doing karaoke for at least another two chapters or so! So why don't you leave.
Leggy's elf: Hmm I was right! Yay!
Fluffy: This can't get any worst.
Hojo: (puts on a CD and starts singing and dancing) I'm coming. I'm coming out! (Keeps this up in his off key voice.)
Kouga, Fluffy, Inuyasha, and myself start howling our ears can't take it any longer. Must stop. Even Vash and Spike or banging their heads on the desk.
Me: (grabs baseball bat) SHUT UP!!!!!
(Whack)
Hojo goes flying out the door as Inuyasha and Kouga goes and maul Hojo to death.
Hotaru- Maxwell: GO Kouga!
The two come back all bloody looking but happy. Our eardrums can rest peacefully once again. As Hojo, the homo has died once again. Yuka is in complete shock. Fluffy and Aoshi looks pissed.
Spike: This has got to be the weirdest party I was ever invited too. Naraku: I want an axe!
Me: NO!
Fluffy: Can I leave now?
Me: Shut up!
Spike: does anyone have a light?
Vixen: No you can't smoke in here.
Yuka: Can I be a hanyou then? (Finally, out of shock and forgotten about Hojo)
Everyone but her: NO!
Aoshi: was this chapter about anything at all?
Fluffy: No, it was just a waste of everyone time!
Me: That's it! ROLL OVER!
[Fluffy hits the ground and rolls over]
Inuyasha: I need a new outfit maybe green. I like green.
Me: cause you smoke trees! (
Buttercup: Don't start that again! Inuyasha don't do drugs!
Sailor_happy: YEAH!
Me: (looking innocent as possible) Hey it rhymed okay. Gez.
Spike: How come he gets to smoke?
Buttercup: He doesn't smoke! And she wasn't talking about ciggies either.
Vash: What else is there to smoke.
Me: Oh there a lot of.
Fluffy: END THIS CHAPTER BEFORE AN ANGRY MOB OF PARENTS SUE YOUR ASS!
Me: Why I have said many times before that I don't own any of you characters and they should all know that this is a fan fic. So they can't sue and I can say whatever the hell I want. Cause at least this is my fan fic. SO there! Beside they can come to my house all they want. I have an army of Corn Pops people and you! They wouldn't make it out alive.
Naraku: I want an Army!
Fluffy: (groans) just please for the love of gods end this pointless story and chapter!
Me: lemme think. Ummmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmm ummmmmmm. NO! AS IN N. O. GOT THAT FLUFFY BUTT!
Fluffy: END THE CHAPTER!
ME: SHUT UP!
Fluffy: HELL NO!
(Another three mins passed)
Artemis: How long can they keep this up!?
Miroku: I'm surprise they have landed in the bedroom yet.
Fluff: Worthless fleabag and monk shut up! Don't give her any ideas!
Me: SHUT UP!
Fluffy: YOU shut up!
Me: No you!
Fluffy: You!
Me: YOU!
Legolas: well I was asleep.
Inuyasha: What? Your eyes were opened the whole damn time! I saw you!
Legolas: I sleep with my eyes open.
Vash: cool can you teach me.
Miroku: OOOO I want to learn!
Kouga: yes it could come in handy!
Inuyasha: What are you three up too? (Growling at Kouga)
Legolas: One cannot teach such things. Sorry.
Naraku: hmm I just I settle for a baseball bat. (Reading more horror comics and DVD covers) Humans have such good ways of horror. I should go more into this. I change my mind I shall me Freddy and Inuyasha can be Jason!
Inuyasha: What the fuck are you talking about!? Who is Jason? Stop calling me out my name!
Buttercup: Such language!
Sailor_happy: I think that's enough outta you.
Inuyasha: Feh, I don't care.
Naraku: I want a dark cloak like this. I want to be in the fourth sequel of Scream 4! I think I could do better than that lousy human.
Yuka: Wasn't there already a scream 4!
Leggy's elf: I think not.
Me: (Gagged Fluffy with his own tail) I hope not those movies were stupid!
Naraku: now looking at "I know what you did last summer," Hey that guy has a dark cloak too! I really want a dark cloak now! Much better than this cheap ugly baboon fur, it makes me rash anyway.
Me: Hmm maybe. Nah.
Fluffy: (Mumbles) hamn you! Canned beef!!
Me: what was that Fluffy butt!?
Spike: (shakes his head) I need a smoke. Please just one smoke. Me: Here's throws him a lighter!
Naraku: Can I have a dark cloak now and a rusted hook?
Me: Umm we'll see in the next chapter.
Leggy's elf: Aw, this is the end?
Catlovers: What about truth or dare?
Me: Next chapter I promise. (Smiles at Fluffy) Any last words Fluffy boy?
Fluffy: Mumble: muck you!
Me: sorry not into pokemon.
@~@~@~@~@~ Author notes: So yeah. I'm looking for some T's and D's. Though I have a lot anyway but I can use some from my most loyal guests! Also yes, there will be a karaoke in the next chappies or so. So, you can e-mail me with songs you want to sing or your guest or both. Doesn't matter does it? Oh well bye @~@~@~@
Inuyasha: I don't sing!
Buttercup and Sailor_happy: Yes you do!
Me: Oh boy!
Yuka: Can I be a demon now?
{Everyone faints}
Artemis: Leave a review folks. For this is the end. Of the chapter, I mean.
@~@~@~@~Author notes: Hey everyone sorry but I been sick for the longest time, then after that. I had an endless amount of work (stock shift) at my job. I hate stocking. It sucks! Well anyway, he is the long awaited act/chapter six! ~@~@~@
Fluffy: Long awaited my.
Me: shut your mouth.
Fluffy: Well I won the game so I get to leave after this. You said winner gets whatever they want and I what out of this hellhole.
Me: Too bad Fluffy but you cheated and beside I'll never let you go! (Hugs him) So cute and Fluffy.
Fluffy: Stupid fan crazed girls! 'There one in every inch of the web'
Vash: At least you have some.
Spike: anyone got a light. I need to smoke.
Buttercup: Smoking bad for the lungs.
Spike: So?
Naraku: Hmm this era has a lot of harmful things. I might be incline to bring a few back to feudal Japan.
Inuyasha: The hell you will Naraku!
Kouga: You can't stop him mutt face.
Fluffy: What's the point of this chapter?
Me: (stop drooling all over him) Oh yeah! Time to play Truth or dare! Starring me and Fluffy-Butt!
Fluffy: Stop calling me that! Stupid girls always disgracing me with these lowly pet names!
Yuka: so can I be a demon now? I want Inuyasha's ears but Fluffy' hair.
Naraku: I have a better game let's play Jason VS Freddy. I'll be Jason; Inuyasha can be Freddy. So, I'll need an axe.
{Sweat drops and worried looks]
Me: Umm how about no and hell no! Jason still give my nightmares!
Miroku: You can bear my child Yuka! (Hugs her)
[Smack]
Yuka: Your too creepy for me sorry playboy.
Vash: How about me?
Spike: or me?
Sailor_Happy: Ahem. Back off.
Vixen: for real spike you're here with me.
Me: Anyway. We all played truth or dare before right?
Inuyasha: No
Vash: no.
Naraku: I don't want to play. So, who cares unless I get an axe? I want to be an axe murderer! (Smirking evilly at Inuyasha and Kouga) Such fine fur coat I could get and throw rugs. Ah, throw rugs.
Fluffy: You mean fleas' bitten rugs. Inuyasha has loads of them. I wouldn't put that mangy wolf on me if I were you gods knows when he ever bathe. (Flicks hair.)
Kouga and Inuyasha: Screw you Fluffy butt! (Start scratching)
[Doorbell]
Me: YAY it the doorbell! More guests YAY! Just what we all needed! (Runs and gets it)
Hojo: Hello everyone! (Dressed in drag)
Me: (in shock)
Miroku: EW!
Catlovers: well I lost my appetite for good.
Legolas: Why won't he just die? Well it a she now.
Yuka: where did you get that red dress and heels!?
Inuyasha: I'm getting a new outfit!
Vixen: I think I going to get glasses after this.
Fluffy: I didn't bring him back!
Leggy's elf: Their no way to get rid of him!
Aoshi: Well I'm not getting rid of him.
Inu-tsuki: I'm not touching that thing anymore.
Hojo: I have a song to sing!
Kouga: Gods spare us.
Me: umm we're not doing karaoke for at least another two chapters or so! So why don't you leave.
Leggy's elf: Hmm I was right! Yay!
Fluffy: This can't get any worst.
Hojo: (puts on a CD and starts singing and dancing) I'm coming. I'm coming out! (Keeps this up in his off key voice.)
Kouga, Fluffy, Inuyasha, and myself start howling our ears can't take it any longer. Must stop. Even Vash and Spike or banging their heads on the desk.
Me: (grabs baseball bat) SHUT UP!!!!!
(Whack)
Hojo goes flying out the door as Inuyasha and Kouga goes and maul Hojo to death.
Hotaru- Maxwell: GO Kouga!
The two come back all bloody looking but happy. Our eardrums can rest peacefully once again. As Hojo, the homo has died once again. Yuka is in complete shock. Fluffy and Aoshi looks pissed.
Spike: This has got to be the weirdest party I was ever invited too. Naraku: I want an axe!
Me: NO!
Fluffy: Can I leave now?
Me: Shut up!
Spike: does anyone have a light?
Vixen: No you can't smoke in here.
Yuka: Can I be a hanyou then? (Finally, out of shock and forgotten about Hojo)
Everyone but her: NO!
Aoshi: was this chapter about anything at all?
Fluffy: No, it was just a waste of everyone time!
Me: That's it! ROLL OVER!
[Fluffy hits the ground and rolls over]
Inuyasha: I need a new outfit maybe green. I like green.
Me: cause you smoke trees! (
Buttercup: Don't start that again! Inuyasha don't do drugs!
Sailor_happy: YEAH!
Me: (looking innocent as possible) Hey it rhymed okay. Gez.
Spike: How come he gets to smoke?
Buttercup: He doesn't smoke! And she wasn't talking about ciggies either.
Vash: What else is there to smoke.
Me: Oh there a lot of.
Fluffy: END THIS CHAPTER BEFORE AN ANGRY MOB OF PARENTS SUE YOUR ASS!
Me: Why I have said many times before that I don't own any of you characters and they should all know that this is a fan fic. So they can't sue and I can say whatever the hell I want. Cause at least this is my fan fic. SO there! Beside they can come to my house all they want. I have an army of Corn Pops people and you! They wouldn't make it out alive.
Naraku: I want an Army!
Fluffy: (groans) just please for the love of gods end this pointless story and chapter!
Me: lemme think. Ummmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmm ummmmmmm. NO! AS IN N. O. GOT THAT FLUFFY BUTT!
Fluffy: END THE CHAPTER!
ME: SHUT UP!
Fluffy: HELL NO!
(Another three mins passed)
Artemis: How long can they keep this up!?
Miroku: I'm surprise they have landed in the bedroom yet.
Fluff: Worthless fleabag and monk shut up! Don't give her any ideas!
Me: SHUT UP!
Fluffy: YOU shut up!
Me: No you!
Fluffy: You!
Me: YOU!
Legolas: well I was asleep.
Inuyasha: What? Your eyes were opened the whole damn time! I saw you!
Legolas: I sleep with my eyes open.
Vash: cool can you teach me.
Miroku: OOOO I want to learn!
Kouga: yes it could come in handy!
Inuyasha: What are you three up too? (Growling at Kouga)
Legolas: One cannot teach such things. Sorry.
Naraku: hmm I just I settle for a baseball bat. (Reading more horror comics and DVD covers) Humans have such good ways of horror. I should go more into this. I change my mind I shall me Freddy and Inuyasha can be Jason!
Inuyasha: What the fuck are you talking about!? Who is Jason? Stop calling me out my name!
Buttercup: Such language!
Sailor_happy: I think that's enough outta you.
Inuyasha: Feh, I don't care.
Naraku: I want a dark cloak like this. I want to be in the fourth sequel of Scream 4! I think I could do better than that lousy human.
Yuka: Wasn't there already a scream 4!
Leggy's elf: I think not.
Me: (Gagged Fluffy with his own tail) I hope not those movies were stupid!
Naraku: now looking at "I know what you did last summer," Hey that guy has a dark cloak too! I really want a dark cloak now! Much better than this cheap ugly baboon fur, it makes me rash anyway.
Me: Hmm maybe. Nah.
Fluffy: (Mumbles) hamn you! Canned beef!!
Me: what was that Fluffy butt!?
Spike: (shakes his head) I need a smoke. Please just one smoke. Me: Here's throws him a lighter!
Naraku: Can I have a dark cloak now and a rusted hook?
Me: Umm we'll see in the next chapter.
Leggy's elf: Aw, this is the end?
Catlovers: What about truth or dare?
Me: Next chapter I promise. (Smiles at Fluffy) Any last words Fluffy boy?
Fluffy: Mumble: muck you!
Me: sorry not into pokemon.
@~@~@~@~@~ Author notes: So yeah. I'm looking for some T's and D's. Though I have a lot anyway but I can use some from my most loyal guests! Also yes, there will be a karaoke in the next chappies or so. So, you can e-mail me with songs you want to sing or your guest or both. Doesn't matter does it? Oh well bye @~@~@~@
Inuyasha: I don't sing!
Buttercup and Sailor_happy: Yes you do!
Me: Oh boy!
Yuka: Can I be a demon now?
{Everyone faints}
Artemis: Leave a review folks. For this is the end. Of the chapter, I mean.
