Calvin was in his room on a Sunday evening with Hobbes feeling sad,
knowing he had school tomorrow.
Calvin: Why do we have to go to school Hobbes? It's so boring!
Hobbes: Because you're dumb.
Calvin: All we do is sit in a class while the teacher blabs on about useless information.
Hobbes: That's life for a human.
Calvin: Well it's bad enough we have to sit in the same class all day, with hardly any time for Recess, but we have to do work.
Hobbes: So do Tigers, I'm not complaining.
Calvin: Yeah, but the teacher should pay me! I'm doing all the work!
Hobbes: Interesting theory!
Calvin: And if that's not enough, we have to do homework, revise for tests and exams and get school reports.
Hobbes: You got question number three wrong.
Calvin: Shut up!
Hobbes: No you shut up.
Calvin: Hey, if I weren't so mad about the guy who invented school reports, homework and exams you'd be on the floor crying.
Hobbes: Tigers never cry.
Calvin: Well you're about to. Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh!
He charged at Hobbes and they started wrestling.
Mum: Calvin, stop making all that noise and get to bed, now!
Calvin quickly switched the light off and jumped into bed with Hobbes.
Hobbes: Aren't you going to finish you're homework?
Calvin: Nah, I'll just tell Ms Wormwood I killed the guy who invented homework.
Hobbes: Are you sure that will work?
Calvin: It has to. Besides, why wouldn't it?
Hobbes: Well being a teacher, she's probably not so dumb.
Calvin: You'd be surprised.
Calvin: Why do we have to go to school Hobbes? It's so boring!
Hobbes: Because you're dumb.
Calvin: All we do is sit in a class while the teacher blabs on about useless information.
Hobbes: That's life for a human.
Calvin: Well it's bad enough we have to sit in the same class all day, with hardly any time for Recess, but we have to do work.
Hobbes: So do Tigers, I'm not complaining.
Calvin: Yeah, but the teacher should pay me! I'm doing all the work!
Hobbes: Interesting theory!
Calvin: And if that's not enough, we have to do homework, revise for tests and exams and get school reports.
Hobbes: You got question number three wrong.
Calvin: Shut up!
Hobbes: No you shut up.
Calvin: Hey, if I weren't so mad about the guy who invented school reports, homework and exams you'd be on the floor crying.
Hobbes: Tigers never cry.
Calvin: Well you're about to. Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh!
He charged at Hobbes and they started wrestling.
Mum: Calvin, stop making all that noise and get to bed, now!
Calvin quickly switched the light off and jumped into bed with Hobbes.
Hobbes: Aren't you going to finish you're homework?
Calvin: Nah, I'll just tell Ms Wormwood I killed the guy who invented homework.
Hobbes: Are you sure that will work?
Calvin: It has to. Besides, why wouldn't it?
Hobbes: Well being a teacher, she's probably not so dumb.
Calvin: You'd be surprised.
