Calvin was in his room on a Sunday evening with Hobbes feeling sad, knowing he had school tomorrow.

Calvin: Why do we have to go to school Hobbes? It's so boring!

Hobbes: Because you're dumb.

Calvin: All we do is sit in a class while the teacher blabs on about useless information.

Hobbes: That's life for a human.

Calvin: Well it's bad enough we have to sit in the same class all day, with hardly any time for Recess, but we have to do work.

Hobbes: So do Tigers, I'm not complaining.

Calvin: Yeah, but the teacher should pay me! I'm doing all the work!

Hobbes: Interesting theory!

Calvin: And if that's not enough, we have to do homework, revise for tests and exams and get school reports.

Hobbes: You got question number three wrong.

Calvin: Shut up!

Hobbes: No you shut up.

Calvin: Hey, if I weren't so mad about the guy who invented school reports, homework and exams you'd be on the floor crying.

Hobbes: Tigers never cry.

Calvin: Well you're about to. Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh!

He charged at Hobbes and they started wrestling.

Mum: Calvin, stop making all that noise and get to bed, now!

Calvin quickly switched the light off and jumped into bed with Hobbes.

Hobbes: Aren't you going to finish you're homework?

Calvin: Nah, I'll just tell Ms Wormwood I killed the guy who invented homework.

Hobbes: Are you sure that will work?

Calvin: It has to. Besides, why wouldn't it?

Hobbes: Well being a teacher, she's probably not so dumb.

Calvin: You'd be surprised.