Calvin's mum has just told Calvin to go down to the basement to get
the washing up liquid. Calvin walks towards his dad.
Calvin: Dad Mum wants you to get the washing up liquid from the basement.
Dad: Nice try Calvin. Go get it yourself; there are no monsters down there.
Calvin: Oh so that's your game is it? Is this your best attempt to get rid of me, by making me go down to the basement and get eaten by the monsters? Well its not going to work on me.
Dad: Calvin just do what your mother tells you.
Mum: (shouting) Calvin, I'm waiting.
Calvin:(shouting) Sorry mum, I already figured out your plan to get rid of me and it isn't working.
Mum: What's that?
Calvin: Never mind.
Calvin turns to Hobbes.
Calvin: hey Hobbes, did you here that? Mum wants you to get the washing up liquid from the basement.
Hobbes: No, she asked you. I'm not going to get eaten.
Calvin: Fine we'll go together then.
Hobbes: Sure, I heard they don't like tigers.
They walk over to the basement door.
Calvin: You first.
Hobbes: No no no, Ladies first. Calvin: What's that?
Hobbes: Nothing.
Calvin: Oh, well hurry up then.
Hobbes: You have to go first.
Calvin: No really, garlicbreaths first.
Hobbes: Actually nincompoops first.
Calvin: Who are you calling nincompoop, nincompoop?
They fight and as they roll over, they slide pass the door and roll down the steps. (There are only five steps so no serious injuries.) They knock over the washing up liquid but because it's close none spills out.
Calvin: I've got the stuff, lets get outta here.
Calvin raced up the stairs and gave it to his mum.
Mum: There. No monsters ate you did they?
Calvin: Yeah, we got lucky.
Calvin: Dad Mum wants you to get the washing up liquid from the basement.
Dad: Nice try Calvin. Go get it yourself; there are no monsters down there.
Calvin: Oh so that's your game is it? Is this your best attempt to get rid of me, by making me go down to the basement and get eaten by the monsters? Well its not going to work on me.
Dad: Calvin just do what your mother tells you.
Mum: (shouting) Calvin, I'm waiting.
Calvin:(shouting) Sorry mum, I already figured out your plan to get rid of me and it isn't working.
Mum: What's that?
Calvin: Never mind.
Calvin turns to Hobbes.
Calvin: hey Hobbes, did you here that? Mum wants you to get the washing up liquid from the basement.
Hobbes: No, she asked you. I'm not going to get eaten.
Calvin: Fine we'll go together then.
Hobbes: Sure, I heard they don't like tigers.
They walk over to the basement door.
Calvin: You first.
Hobbes: No no no, Ladies first. Calvin: What's that?
Hobbes: Nothing.
Calvin: Oh, well hurry up then.
Hobbes: You have to go first.
Calvin: No really, garlicbreaths first.
Hobbes: Actually nincompoops first.
Calvin: Who are you calling nincompoop, nincompoop?
They fight and as they roll over, they slide pass the door and roll down the steps. (There are only five steps so no serious injuries.) They knock over the washing up liquid but because it's close none spills out.
Calvin: I've got the stuff, lets get outta here.
Calvin raced up the stairs and gave it to his mum.
Mum: There. No monsters ate you did they?
Calvin: Yeah, we got lucky.
