Calvin was playing with his cars while Hobbes was reading a comic.
He had homework that had to be done for tomorrow.
Calvin: I hate Wednesdays.
Hobbes: Why is that?
Calvin: Well I mean, I've already had two tiring days of school and I still have the rest of the day and two more days to go.
Hobbes: Yeah, and the fridge is usually empty as well.
Calvin: I also get homework today, and Ms Wormwood expects me to finish it for tomorrow!
Hobbes: You know, you're mum should start shopping on Tuesdays from now on.
Calvin: How am I supposed to finish all this homework in one day?
Hobbes: What do you have to do?
Calvin: Answer these two Maths problems.
Hobbes: That's it?
Calvin: Well it takes time you know!
Hobbes: Oh, well what's the first question?
Calvin: What's four plus four.
Hobbes: That's easy; when you put four and four next to each other you get fourty four.
Calvin: Thanks, now I know the answer.
Hobbes: Aren't you going to write it down?
Calvin: What? Do you expect me to write it down now? I only go to bed in two hours!
Hobbes: But if you write it down now you'll get it over and done with.
Calvin: I'd rather write it down in the last minute panic.
Hobbes: Oh, all right. What's the next question?
Calvin: You read it it's too long.
Hobbes: If a train moves at 50mph carrying 100 tons of ice cream, which melt at 2.5 litres an hour over a distance of 15km, how much time, does the train have until all the ice cream melts?
Calvin: Simple isn't it?
Hobbes: Piece of cake, speaking of which I think I saw one in your fridge downstairs.
Calvin: O.K, seeing as you know both answers, you write them down while I finish killing M.r Johnson with the T-Rex.
Hobbes: Nah.
Calvin: What if I get you the cake?
Hobbes: Deal.
Calvin goes downstairs to get the cake.
Hobbes: Let's see, fourty four and Ihavenotgotaclue.
Calvin arrives with half a piece of cake.
Calvin: Here you go
Hobbes: Where's the other half?
Calvin: I dunno.
Hobbes: Oh well.
Hobbes rips of his answer to the second question.
Calvin: Hey where did the second answer go?
Hobbes: I dunno.
Calvin: Fair enough.
Calvin: I hate Wednesdays.
Hobbes: Why is that?
Calvin: Well I mean, I've already had two tiring days of school and I still have the rest of the day and two more days to go.
Hobbes: Yeah, and the fridge is usually empty as well.
Calvin: I also get homework today, and Ms Wormwood expects me to finish it for tomorrow!
Hobbes: You know, you're mum should start shopping on Tuesdays from now on.
Calvin: How am I supposed to finish all this homework in one day?
Hobbes: What do you have to do?
Calvin: Answer these two Maths problems.
Hobbes: That's it?
Calvin: Well it takes time you know!
Hobbes: Oh, well what's the first question?
Calvin: What's four plus four.
Hobbes: That's easy; when you put four and four next to each other you get fourty four.
Calvin: Thanks, now I know the answer.
Hobbes: Aren't you going to write it down?
Calvin: What? Do you expect me to write it down now? I only go to bed in two hours!
Hobbes: But if you write it down now you'll get it over and done with.
Calvin: I'd rather write it down in the last minute panic.
Hobbes: Oh, all right. What's the next question?
Calvin: You read it it's too long.
Hobbes: If a train moves at 50mph carrying 100 tons of ice cream, which melt at 2.5 litres an hour over a distance of 15km, how much time, does the train have until all the ice cream melts?
Calvin: Simple isn't it?
Hobbes: Piece of cake, speaking of which I think I saw one in your fridge downstairs.
Calvin: O.K, seeing as you know both answers, you write them down while I finish killing M.r Johnson with the T-Rex.
Hobbes: Nah.
Calvin: What if I get you the cake?
Hobbes: Deal.
Calvin goes downstairs to get the cake.
Hobbes: Let's see, fourty four and Ihavenotgotaclue.
Calvin arrives with half a piece of cake.
Calvin: Here you go
Hobbes: Where's the other half?
Calvin: I dunno.
Hobbes: Oh well.
Hobbes rips of his answer to the second question.
Calvin: Hey where did the second answer go?
Hobbes: I dunno.
Calvin: Fair enough.
