Calvin was playing with his cars while Hobbes was reading a comic. He had homework that had to be done for tomorrow.

Calvin: I hate Wednesdays.

Hobbes: Why is that?

Calvin: Well I mean, I've already had two tiring days of school and I still have the rest of the day and two more days to go.

Hobbes: Yeah, and the fridge is usually empty as well.

Calvin: I also get homework today, and Ms Wormwood expects me to finish it for tomorrow!

Hobbes: You know, you're mum should start shopping on Tuesdays from now on.

Calvin: How am I supposed to finish all this homework in one day?

Hobbes: What do you have to do?

Calvin: Answer these two Maths problems.

Hobbes: That's it?

Calvin: Well it takes time you know!

Hobbes: Oh, well what's the first question?

Calvin: What's four plus four.

Hobbes: That's easy; when you put four and four next to each other you get fourty four.

Calvin: Thanks, now I know the answer.

Hobbes: Aren't you going to write it down?

Calvin: What? Do you expect me to write it down now? I only go to bed in two hours!

Hobbes: But if you write it down now you'll get it over and done with.

Calvin: I'd rather write it down in the last minute panic.

Hobbes: Oh, all right. What's the next question?

Calvin: You read it it's too long.

Hobbes: If a train moves at 50mph carrying 100 tons of ice cream, which melt at 2.5 litres an hour over a distance of 15km, how much time, does the train have until all the ice cream melts?

Calvin: Simple isn't it?

Hobbes: Piece of cake, speaking of which I think I saw one in your fridge downstairs.

Calvin: O.K, seeing as you know both answers, you write them down while I finish killing M.r Johnson with the T-Rex.

Hobbes: Nah.

Calvin: What if I get you the cake?

Hobbes: Deal.

Calvin goes downstairs to get the cake.

Hobbes: Let's see, fourty four and Ihavenotgotaclue.

Calvin arrives with half a piece of cake.

Calvin: Here you go

Hobbes: Where's the other half?

Calvin: I dunno.

Hobbes: Oh well.

Hobbes rips of his answer to the second question.

Calvin: Hey where did the second answer go?

Hobbes: I dunno.

Calvin: Fair enough.