Vampire of the Light: I don't own Shaman King. I wrote this for an English vocabulary assignment. And I used Ren and HoroHoro.

Murky Waters
Once a upon a time, there was a great town with a great citadel, and a great fortress it was. The town and the citadel were surrounded by murky waters. No one could enter or leave the grand town. One day, one of the rudest, churlish guys in town fell in love with the most beautiful maiden, Beauty, in town. The poor fellow, whose name is Ren, his churlish ways, made it preclude the maiden to love him back. There was another fellow who loved the beautiful maiden as well, his name was HoroHoro. HoroHoro was fine fellow from the North, (don't ask how he managed to get into the town through the murky waters.) he callobrated well with everyone he knew, except for Ren. Both fellows loved the maiden very much.
So the two fellows challenged the other to a duel to the death for Beauty's heart. There was sure to be a great bonanza of blood. Both of them fought galiantly. Well, Ren did at least. HoroHoro's blood was all over the ground. HoroHoro had only managed to stab Lian with his sword once, but his sword found it's mark. Ren's pride had made it impossible for him to win. Now Ren lays six feet under and HoroHoro and Beauty had nine wonderful children.

THE END

Vampire of the Light: DON'T KILL ME!!!!

Zelphin: Don't kill her please.

Vampire of the Light: I didn't want to kill Ren. I really didn't. I just happened.